Simon Fills IQIIIII ilté Curves and.
Mailer Thin People Flt . '
it you are thin. your hdaith is not
it you are losing
a
all“? two weeks at h
time in our local stores. discoverid
months arterward through the. reunir
‘ it! 8‘ friend who is always as much is
.‘ tereeted in labor- saving devices for the
ass a is in dress. that such on
stud. '1' ii“ is one or the
tool chants—that
Wave per it t. of the shoppers
in I tlIIroIn h a a a will not stop
9 he dtfglfonstlator, who
.invarlably explains with tar greater
clearness the article displayed than
Milne ordinary clerk would—«tr could
he cotsl‘e weave in the white wool
rice malted up very handsomely“
pie is tired suits for warm days in
cool day‘s in summer.
li|How many or you know that all the
ices sold in our state markets,
at. so far as they have been anaivst
€d, arr pure? Would that all prepared
foods could show the same condition
it would be. interesting to know i
u"hat temperance drinks" were as
v in colorin the. intent! of bright reds
. - color status”
it! whicn were exhibited at
rors’ league meeting held yesterday af-
but it should be.
we t steadily. them ill
wIIy (lg that silo
be attended to at
You Gan bi; be healthy and
strong it you are thin.
Perfect health and good solid beau-
tiful dash can only come through the
tins of Santose, the remarkable flesh}
This mullo's the thin and.acrawny.
plump and robust; it mixes with the
loud ad that all oi the elements t t
make solid bone tirnl inuiiole and 8
flash are thoroughly n:liiiliInilnted and
Samose is notsdru ora stl ill t;
it is (I sclentitic floodlit“ m [In
that restdrés dun localex tom
l healthy hash}
husanda of uhhamy.
nervous thin people who would poll
and tool entirely dinareut if they were
:‘jdwl viii W”
ii in no it an
National Leagusw Standing.
1 .
trect said and it we:
. electing the subanct l.
Ihdvegpllih the real situation. .‘l‘li'
on which he reached was thin
e bib 9! heliloic acid as a preservs~
“butter, cheese, etc” i
a] tin; that beiiaollto of
. M3106 Wool [:0 one, “a i“ f’ A single button far over at the tall
. side is the only fastening which clones .
a long redIngIlts ‘ol .Frencli dosiall.
Never were there so Indus shd‘dea oi
' khaki ha are bdin‘g shoIm this year.
One can get khaki very light or voly
(talk as she chooses
You cannot 'make or keep your face
smooth and volvetv by even the best
facial massage once a month or wheat
ever you llnppen'to‘ (eel hire havi
one (unless th t he often) any mo
titan yo mow;
lile‘yan a sink 516 wt” at
'dsk‘iilliikc' We?“ a.“
miluipllllmtal w the midi“ that
keel»: them in 1:..le and natural
(sides, 8 hnlsh style from
medium mh’d sweat ‘potamgs.
wealth to boilin
(:Iooil rd pidly uu
[it
beto undo lunch or the
warn already done by the to d
discouraging the n
sh grade pr.oducts and
:ogfia n; “or. increased production
Boathl'l .I ............ I
ehi‘dii'go ............ l3
New ‘York .......... 3
Philadelphia ..... . . . ii
St. Mills ..... 2.. 4.
"ct then read extracts. from ,, III.
I‘llroollyh a
Vests‘rday'l Results.
titre, "Who ill; the aIehlt
ailments says ll
Chicago. .1: Sit 146“;
ontui-‘(is'y' flelulls
Philadelphia. I:
$Mt o‘i' betlzolc acid.
either as such or in the form of hen-
soate of satin. w
hlgll’lyobjectlona is
very lilhio s is
. titli' butt
out both it groin“
'Wlfilhnts proved that
(linemen subjects. in um
3 young men were able
or a. short time without lit-n
6 a; that there It”
occasity or the use of this ll?
r preservatives. Mr. Street
[cornmeal now permits
ease. as a [pod pro:
It?! water and
American Lcaé'us. Standing.
the re (ind? skill tieml‘b lie the, boil
l‘pill'e tho ““0“? New York .......... I;
bet roll .............
Boston ........... .
llhiladol plIiu ........ 4
St. Louis ........... Ii
(llevohlotd .......... . 1.
Washington ........ / 2
Vutsrtiny’p ”dam.
Chicago. 1; St. mum...
Detroit. 3; Cleveland, til"
brown sugar lint! a
salt stir until all (i
in the interim annals (noin slain in
the mixture twa Manges; serve on a
hot platter l‘nlthedllllil‘
A great In'any
necks can wear a high‘cdlll
lnglv If it does not have nil in island
lug frlll on the. edge
Lot tho business woman who must
hold to the separate waist and skirt
during the summer remember- that it
she is short- waisted‘ she should wear
it belt like her waist and not of the
frai‘fiflfibutér
oIrd ngI to Mr. Street there in
WW6! be, hoods}!
fulfill. during the porn»
”liq government darts.
as thrown the dual
t or t e question into the.
Saturday' a Results
Philadelphia. 4:- lthston 1
New Yt‘lrlt ‘l'k
Manutartllljerp
9. use .bIenaoic acid only.
'1) Beach chairman of
re good committee at the Now
there Laughed ..
. will. .3 was being done there
in the auto ishlnent or a mi
An expert once told me that there
was a secret in the application of ssv
eral groan" Itld “(in foods and that
Ie while or every wo-
0 use d cream
ome are. to be
.nthcrs are to be patted on;
some‘ ar e pill on It hot. wet cloth and
with this surface
there are slice! c directions it would
‘il are wished to set
.platn ace pet with n tiny edge or
r ‘inakds charming itttlil'.I fillets.
.'.....a
MR. wanna on stocks.
He Finds Gems in All, Though Often
With a Good chI of Setting.
(blew York Sun.) ' ’
“It is some satisfaction to me to
think." said Mil. Macmillk,
ever i should be cost away on a lone
desert island l Gould got along very
e comfortably it i had anv books (It all.
' "i say any books with the
phasls on the any advisodiy. because
l have (lever yet seen an
did not have at least soln thing in it
worth reading for the pleasure con
veyed by it or (or the knowledge it
contained The. dulleat of us
happy thoughts that please ourselves.
and we may be able out oi‘ our ell-
ut into a bushel of cm
a final (I of it ItquIlution that will be of
Connecticut League.
The. Connecticut League opened its
it who worth I treason Siltill‘m
man 9‘th and oil
tiling station. where pure in lk is sold
r people. at the business inept-
ereports oi' the various Oldesrs
and committees were heard and
following emcers were elected tor the
Waterbury ......... i
the fate Misha liolyoko ............ i
New Britain ........ 0
Northamp‘mn . . ll
Springfield ......... 0
Bridgeport ......... 0
seem reasonable
President—Mrs. Samuel H Willloms.
the best results.
Ell-5%!” \‘iceallrcsident—ltsv. Efaest
j'n'dl' Vice-Prgsidentwnr. Freder-
—-—-—>‘©$OG "r
Saturday's Rubin.
New Harm iii Northampton,
waterbury. 7; Bridgeport, ii (iii in.
, 37v - ll n u ' ‘11“
in Miss MsryC. Jonas. hire. or or 7; his“ r sin 6 ill) in
‘0')
Mitchell. Dr. David 1. Green Joli .
HolmbsnDr. G C. F. Williams Rev.
John Coleman’ndams. Rev. _.R H. Pot-
HolyokeI 6: Springfield. 4.
THE RUNNING GAME.
Al Buvln Rock, New Haven. Sator-
dav afternoon. Dorando Won handily
from Matt. Maloney
York satnrday night, the Mean mile
Inca between Alfred Shrubb the Eu;-
llsh runner and Henri St. Yves. the
Frenchman who got into the. limelight
a week or two ago by winning the
Marathon Derby. was easy (or (no Eng-
whlle in new
orgies smurmo lilo-res.
tzoloniai Baseball Qi
the Rowuyidns Sunday It
the scam oI-dfi tot!
grounds in Rhodonolis Pal-it. ~
' Knothel' live-Inns skating race is lot
be held next Thursday night: in the
idtanlford Armory; ‘ll’l which a number
or Ndrwaik’ Skaters hard‘ehiih‘éd their
It more as t’ can the s lords,
. 5.69" I fiflrwflk
All?
retaliating- rchitcct ot.the treasury de- .
plittzhentihas rhceived the report of
(ling ihmoatorsz'rmo recently had a con-
_ foresee with the eo’ntraotord or the
Newcomer post sales entitling. 80
colored . hetwsoh the government a-
special cud: the contractors had de- ..
lit: nev‘er yet talked with in...
frdm on the [tonmcr’s
.k and ‘1 have never yet read
I book however dull or apparently
hopelesa, from whiohgqg I‘I
“Late y. I iha‘v‘e Ire;
-‘ that was ’fall talkntn
ltd; it. but having” slit
3 open“ h’v‘c lines thatc
s‘iitgcsi’l bit lot out“ guidance,
some‘timethét max WI); rillmqu
and; Thovsui‘asrvlsins are neat Would. ,,
not trim. the :trdtrblo W. sIIthis
it “it Its undirstbod til contrso
. me of mutations;
ear l traveled .
the old one 'rv
tallied a wise
“ion .'
“Ill nlls‘sI .lI‘ilnm'le' ‘Gihli
“The Colonial baseball team. which “
is composed mostly of young
e vicinity of Stuart. avenue.
play a team Ill-op: SItamto’rd I
new
1 (nullat by our contra,»
oyginx. and l teltl
05.: method or reading
'l1i%1-Yiind°afl as you might say. snail
'ber reading ones We lines of poetry
nipreased me greatly.
git to mysell‘ that the man
could write poetry "lie that must. be
e poet; and .so i bought. this ’
sté works. in two volumes
In Iloiiie i‘e‘iw' exceptu‘ms l mund- lils'l
t ry read ug.- -
‘ rill-y e that Ila many books
M‘fliid‘ but s‘ very smlill ‘8em
den}, of setting:
Em(li'liilliael 1:thth
who played shell 1%"th g", Idliiitve of the site The woodburyd
" 3 Rev. Anna Show was discussing
shinny her contentionwitissd .rat
mIIIs‘. Clarence Mackay's' mouse-ethnic.
email was heudibotlonal to
or offered ended; a!
dpubllc will‘be
hlsht The star
rs of. national 1th ill
manager McCarthy. a tit
littlilstlc Club. has received.
Willis (3 anti; ,
y sacrum“ accept
‘nl: we :hmoEbe‘t‘mrbl all: shall. it
can so on s. u 0 say
thht if i were cut away dime
. desert island I outflows
comfortably it I and any books at all:
lol- I have never 'yet seen any
that did pothontain jgmothlpg" "
W
HOLY .lJY'Nuk AND Mine.
The invalid will! 0
hi‘hllled in It drunken manila-Yes. air.
the Huend with a .9.“
I trust you will 1..
nihka all your Illih to idlzfiive him—4n .a
«the you do not recover. . .
IThle lnvfllltld-Oxh you: :‘ll
iv t
a ten-round light
j‘abmlt .lulv 12 Lahstord had already
lo list may min.
“.ih‘lie vicar—4v
Cliofly. walll't it?
. in his month. on kudw.
it‘ll“. not it ‘oliil" " ow much
Tillie.
Nohl'ly every lit
the profession or
noose son tollmvu
title at his lather.
Ceriain Exmléllm oi His Own,
I and Is Heard by inter
soled Audiences
The address on “Psychic l-lxpi-l'b
shoes." which was given by Judge
John H. Light. of South Norwallk, for.
tigerly Judge of life‘conrt oi Conllllou
lilo“, in Bridgeport, Friday night.
was well attended by _ nu audi-
qnqe that visibly chino lroul a sincere
i lost in a subject. which is the con-
rh of so man; lumen bodies and
of which so nIuchzlb Just now being
written. .llldnel Light includi-(l some
aperiences or his own. in II geniuul
ussion of the subject.
it man: other things he said illlii the
cache or soul and theilttblectivi- Mind
. really one and thh same and he
initiated that the soul is the source or
all [psycho experiences of phenomena.
M that religious emotions and llli‘.
lfigiux fo' immortality llro psychic cx
ppl'isnces. Observable phlchit pheno-
- (none furnish the facts lrom‘whieh we
deduce all legitimate conclusion relat
in: lo the sold. All Dr Hildaoh shawls
it. is only by appealing to one lusts
éxai we can scientifically de (In-(Irate
at It luau has a snub and (the exist»
ct» or a ilk-(y. Physical science has
overly failed to do one 0i the Other
it hardly throws a glimmer of light
on the pathway to the soul and to God.
'I’hllrel‘ot's it necessailly follows that
(:9' iii??? 0%. the soul is, the seismic
glen. and you cannot divorce one
from the other. .
ill the blattny of tho woilil ll cll-lir
tr appears that whenever psychic all
pariencea have been misinterpreted the
(tails. ofvrellgion has fallen into dis
.pute. These soul phenomena are Ill
tld as the ills oi man in the world.
The aspirations for another life as a
proper smilel to this where every. man
may expect "a square doai‘ is found
crerywhero Among the pooplu nt ov-
or'v nation sutiitienil) civilised to make
hiatoly We. and many interesting lit--
counta of sycllir experiences. in the
chronic wr tloug or 'Gli‘l‘i'lt ullil Homo
and III the sacred books of the East
. and our own Bible may be found llli'ill)
ojanlples lu Shakc spealc‘ s time sin Ii
experiences were common place and
h! blade frequent use of thorn in his
great dramas: and bore in Puritan.
New En land olll fathers wel» lunch
distu'rb l)\ will-mliclult which was’
nothing more or loss than psychic pho-
uomcna in one (it its phases. it our
l'ltlllels but] only known us (until about
psychology as “'i' (in. that dark (‘lliip‘
tor in our history would never have
been written.
Judge Light gill” lutclosting expert
euros or himolill and others under the
following holds.
Telepathy (-zllil‘voyauce. ('lalraudl-
once. lovli..iion. automatic writing..-A
Ind ulnterlnlllnilon.
Ho spoken. the careful sivicullllc in»
vostlgailous llt'lng made. and said (but
they tended to prove lilo individual
entity or the soul. (ind that man stir
vlvos the destruction of_ tho corporeal
orannltniiou. ‘
minim Ithat both crodulity and in-
tredulitt I'vlo- blocks in (he wnv oi
serious investigation and study. and
that the storage person was poorly
Qualified to study profitably psychic
phenomena.
The science or psychology has made
such advance during the no t family
he won: that nearly nl psychic
phenomena lilo now failll understlmd
Thomas Jill Hudson lII wrltlng upon
the phenomena of spilltisul. so éalloil
- says: “i will not waste time howeloi.
. by attempting to prove bt‘ex'Ipeliiuenls
or my own. in of others; that such
phenomena do occur. it is ‘loo late {or
that. The tarts are too well llnowu to
the, civilized world to reunite proofs at...
this time. The man who denies the
phenomena of spl'ritlsm today is not
entitled to ho called a scuptic ho. is
simply lgnorautr and it would be it
“melons task to attempt to enlighten
And in speaking of tile llllPOl‘tllnt‘E
or the subject Judge Light quoted the
late William E Gladstone as saying:
“It is the most llililtll'thnt truth which
is being done in the uollhll~by [all the
most important" . I. r”
WILLIMANTIIC B. 0- BUILDING.
‘_Hl.\'(lT()N April Stir—'Bldfl fol
islaw construction ot the ow postofl'ice
ildi g at Williniautic paned at the
H: o be of the supervising architect
f the treasurv department show 12
l‘l‘hbrllitted. was lowest one was
Wells oi” Phllodel his who of-
flte'd to cdtistiile‘t'the b ldil‘ig (or 358.-
363 Which ll’l comidbi'illily lower than
oil In! Elsie. 2.th tild’vw'a‘s found to be
ii a the only ones-
'to settle to ii the whether he is
remble null c detent to do the
WW.“ sitcom bids were above the
lilh‘it (it co‘ét. which is about $65 000 ex
Will
Witter Company of Boston; was the
lug?“ bidder with $69, 857.‘ "
are bids were as gallows: Hearst
. «MED. New York 367.941. Ithe Wheat.
till building and Mother pomp by
it its moguls Domlhiiic '0an
ill . the William
I and Building Com
Elmira. N - {tuition
& Hemingway .
Ride, at New vur “Ill 000; J A. Call
(er. 'rlillai‘lelphia u; 952; Bliss and?
Glilm Compau: 1 Ifitlshlgfi; .
aroma
we ., , fi‘tb' .~‘
think“. or It (hit e the lit in'
youthwthis is the prime ‘dg l’.ife
' ’ it“ “thewlck d
«4 this is te
nulls lliillll?
His Address u es Allusions lo.
(A re “A m
‘I'fi'ffE H ““ “PC:
Tv‘rhSllBUl-r a - vii if ”if
,. gr. inrv sew #1
Alumina runny-it,
‘vv’wrfiiili.
Ii'l u
all»... L14.
.5“. d0 Vriilll.
“Ll. lit. .r
taro
d. s. M‘ELLEN.
“A sum files
on A9.9rcuive
(Philadelphia Leilgi-l. l
Clutiles S. Mellon is it lllustv ‘lful lull
lie was on bus} ltlllllllH-l his
job as u youth that l‘riilcpil was lllisswl
'7 was. lull in pt‘l't'il»
into by mulucl.
Iuiit-li about railroading i’i‘oni sfilli‘il to
(rush buy that when
ti‘l‘liillll’il to givi- James J.
in the Northwest hl‘ look Mt‘ili'll lillll
cut him down in St. Paul to ruorrmulzo
the Northern l’tit‘ll‘liL ‘
“shirt-sleeve l‘iilil‘uutli‘l‘."
busy’orilll \‘v‘t‘ltll‘l'n traffic and western
tiny Wall Street
Northern l’lli‘llll‘ \viII-o l'ollilil into out-
and ”lit Northurn Sl-i-illilivs company
There wasn't any more
Mellon out went. so Mr. Morgan wired
him to come east at his expense. and
things began to happen lll New l-Jugz
lie drove ("circuit and the \'nu-
llcl'illlts out (it Now
lililll‘il (‘llill‘il'l-‘n W. Morse on the Sound.
and bought inI the trolley lines it) boot,
The Dfl‘Slili‘lH‘)‘ of the whole llaarcuu:
tloli i'oll into his hip.
hit is sollletlmes called
iceberg. He is a New Englillldvr born
He doesn’t go in for “so
and he isn‘t at iill a chatty per
it is said that he isn't even i'lt'lI
But he is (logged and nggmsalvc;
' his mind at eighteen and be
He is jhst u plain
Nilil‘tlillll‘i‘ and knows tracks and men.
" as George F. llama
with whom he lililt‘lllt‘il prowess ill the
l‘vunsylvnniu field.
iron law: a set. steely luau. who would
haw been an iron llllko'lf he
been lion) in Uisnlnrk's skin
0 S '1' 0 It 1‘ A. .
A We lint lira lllu hints 3"le
Charles S. Mol-
knows it at. sixty.
liner is it man of
TENDER SPRING BREAKS.
Accident on Berkshire Division Thurs-
' day Afternoon.
A large spring beneath the (link in”
the (engine. drawing the
Junction at 4 o‘clock Thursday ilflt'l‘
, broke. when the train
short distance north of the Hmokllcld
. station. The. accident fortunately did
not result seriously as the train was
stopped as soon as the snap of the
spring was heard by the engineer.
was reported by members of the train
crew that such an accident often threw
the tank from the tracks. which in
this case was fortunately avoided.
A steep bank lays at the right of the
track at this point and at the. foot of
the bank is a raceway.
passengers on the train did not realize
it. they hull had a narrow escape from
a more serious accident.
engine hauled the train as far its Haw
leyvllle where an exchange of engines
now on aeolian.
tvasHlNGTON. April 26. ~The ou-
glneer depultment o? the. city oi lv‘vlmtr
ford baapl‘otestcd to the Connecticut.
delegation in congress against the (int .v
on Trinidad asphalt proposed in the
At plcsonl the. (in. v on
criidc :spholt is $1.50 per ton. and $3
pol ton on the lithium article. 'l‘iIc pro-
test status tilt“ the new bill propose:
to tax all clarifies oi’ daphult $3. 36 par
chill, howévoi contains
no‘ such sellsdule. baring stricken out
the house provision and put
lid late a. in the present law
' suiting asphalt are also
a to put ps’phalth
(tuned that a_ hat
“H.
_u.Im¢ré than anything else. slid that-its
(use would inc’rsIn'l'tc
sheet asphalt were put on the. free
It iii hardly probable that this.
will. be done. but er er. and the chances
h'flid ey rates will prevail
No man Hunt)“ to Maine]
knou a ‘tlitit no “16‘th ti)‘ hi
.Iw.
t until he
a whirl
Ifnitiili altim- cuts
lfldtltlilUO (llama
WHEN MEN DID FANCY WORK.
(Apple-ions Magazine)
During the old regime in France.
iulloiil which so much glamour ro-
_ !Inilllls to us. the very men who were
”1"" ”WW“ 3401"“ “110‘“ l‘lfiiliiwxlillug and making the history of the
was happy on 25 ll month as n (lolkl..mpm. “f Louis pmsed 4...“. leisure.
in the other; or a tiny railroad up in
New illiinpsllile—~\\'horil be aimed l‘m
Mellon. Challes at.
now ill sixlt wars of .iuc is lilt' Iiuill
allow (~in is ilgululiiell
and whose ticket agent (roller-ls your
lure if you want to travel ill Massuc lIIi-l
sens. ("iinlloclltlilt.
steam or trolley:
by wulcl along the coasts of
time ill ll \\ :lIl llllll Si‘tll‘ts to us of l0-
(luv illlt‘l‘ly l‘lliicuiouy. lll all the
lancy work on which malts t‘ll‘l-
you'piuyctl lilt‘lili-t'it‘VI‘F, lilo ilit’n scalp [0
have taken part. .
l’olnsllml in one of his comedies
represents a Ivoiiux martinis entering a
who transports you . loom \tilell- (\vo li‘iil (tunnels are cur
lhloelllroiilcling. UN" to uprising a piece
stall s. and whose rails own penetrate g or dress llnlilllllllliz Ult.‘ other a Molly
New Yolk. New Jersey and i’otinsli- lflountc ’l‘llc beau examines the ‘sm-
brliidory with the eye of a c n'uoi‘s-
sour points out hero and ”WW (be
specially good touches. and is too Dir
lllc to notice any (infects. ’ He takes a
lllliv' .Izoid lube out or the pocket oi
to the ilnnit Ill wlilrh Cilialiso isi
“”0 bad begun Plum her he moves
to the soil: Mind seizing one and of the
iiuiiluro. assists lsnleno.’ to whom he
pays special attention. to ('Olllliit'li‘ her
task.
Al this (line it was the custom oi
the ladies illniriallly to carry their
work balls with them to the evening
receptions. in which they had not only
their embroidery materials. but the
last novel, the popular song. and their
patch boxes and rouge pols. Gentle
Illctl also curried (lcfliv embroidered
little bags into complain which held,
“a whole arsenal of cutlery and mm
urticlcs, such as boxes or dlilclellt
shapes tilled with lozenge: b'tr’Ibons
snul‘l and sicnt.
At allolbcl pullod “10 fashion nl lllt‘
day was to out out drawings from
books and pamphlets, and to paste
them on saloons, lamp shades. boxes.
and vases. The skill ill this was to
so tuning" the drawings. (\l parts or
different (flowing as to produce a
cnlloils or amusing em ct. Then there
came an season when all the rage was
for cliarhdes and riddles, which gave
a peculiarly good opportunity to or
exercise the. light (ind-rapid wit all cots
emotions in the French. Every even
in: the drawing rooms were converted
into impromptu charudos. Some lady
would suggest n word 03' phrase. and
for'llluith it would be coillollod into
the subject. of n sprightly little plat.
Many of the wold guinea I'llon rulrent
uitll us ill America had their origin in
the use essltv the Flencll salons were
under in the last centuly to divert
tllemselles. lll somp of the anions the
fashion of keeping a daily chronicle
of news which was too elicit a more I
chrouii-ll.I oi‘ SPiilld‘ l. was adopted.
Madame Doiiblcti . Pclsiln issued
bulletins which she ("ailcd Noun-lies
a la millu‘ in her apartments ltvo
registers limo kept. one of the llll~
tilcuit‘ news received hero and lime
by her guests. the other at nontlu"
liiinols and on (ills; and from Uli'lit‘
the budget of her chronicle was made
up and circulated throughout Fiance
THE‘WEARY EDiTOR.
The editor of the Million (Ga. ) lice
ord is evidently sick or" his job and en-
vious of others "A lawyei. .fle wries.
‘oharges a man no jar to minutes
conversationwthe man insists on pay-
ing it. A doctor chalgos Q] for a pro
scriptlon and the patient. says. “Oh.
'pshew—ls that enough l“ ‘An undertsk
or charges $100 for conducting a fun
elal and lie is just perfectly lovely
with everybody inside and outside the
family A man buys a gold brick and
apologises for not having bitten be»
fore :AII editor walks a mile in the
hot sun to get the tact ot’ a death or
wedding 01 social function and ppende
three hours writing it up and tails
lies praising people. until he hates him-
self. Then if he. makes an insignificant
omission (I charges 5 cents atlaixht
for (him cairn copies. he is It allows
Ircloss. good iurno.hingol(l i use: ‘ he
never gets anything. sliniollt and
changes tour tunes the. price of city
papers twice as bilge. " ..
A physician was summoned to a
verv sick ham who was very much
preoccupied with troubles at his own
It Iurrivi g at the sick mans bed he.
said to is wile: “Your husband is In
the. last throes. - I2vcly movolilent
sliolvs that (no end is nesting.”
At this moment the ‘eick man's bead ‘
Ilell over the pillow when the doctor
said: “The end has come. your hus-
band is (loud. " .
. {31 a (thrill thin voice the sick (min
as -
i“'l‘uln‘t so Marla‘
At once tho will: laid her hand on
his lat all and runmrkcd "Dulli (its
Lin b ioIiIll: (dill itui'lulv *‘Ultitltltwl i-Iulllwu
beat wHarper s l‘lunthiy
NEW vonK A BIG MARKET.
Transportxtion Facilities More Make
{T One of the Biggest.
'(Ncw YOIk Sun. l
New York is not only the greatest
produce market in the United States
but it takes rank‘wlin those of the
This in title. in the main to the
transportation facilities ‘
this port. The foreign shipping here
Would insure an ulldisputt-d position.
Then there is the _
New York of all the great railroads
or the country and their tributaries.
it is'a fact that most of New York‘s
‘ ‘ is brought from such distant
points as lpwa,, Minnesota.
Nolth Dakota. South Dakota Wiscon-
hill and Ml'cliig‘tin.
Eggs. one or the most
‘lli‘llls in the local plOdIitt- llllilki;‘.l
[have to be shipped thousands of miles
.'i‘llo_\ (‘OMt‘ Illostlt lrom
m“; ”hm-V d“."“”""‘l waistcoat, “"“illlluols ludlana. Nebraska and states
seiccts a daily gold needle. lie guest.“ that neighborhood. New York mm
sunles more domestic cheese than all
“mil,“lfl and finishes the [lower which l “W H.“ of the. Llllted States pill to
Ill value the produce disposed
more than $100 000. (lull in eggs
and diesel-d poultry butter and cheese
No atcount has been kept of
such sundries as potatoes or vege-
tables or fruits or other
Such a figure may convey
to the mind the importance of the
produce situation.
The produce men are complaining
partllullult about last y'curs
lions, especially the egg men,
make. a lot or money. but they are
predicting a much better result
‘ There is every indication
perous‘ in yours.
that prices also will
that the demand will not. full with the
humane but on the contraly Will ox
’i‘llc knowing figure
it. promises to be an unusual year
iii all produce sections.
There will undoubtedly lnnlargo pro
dilrtioils of eggs and a substantial
increase ill the output of live poultry
The improved toudltions
floct directly on New lot-k and con-
trol the local market.
a stony uptreud directly after the elec-
tion and since then the produce mor-
chants have had about (is much as
they (ould do to take. care of orders.
The tear is pretty new ”yet but
great possiblllllcq. fit this. fast produce
lliill‘ ket are. not to bé underestimated.
W
Businesa took
ills lint hill lint Allin: limit
erLiANI‘s also cAiIon.
(New, York Sun.)
A dealer of ice cream and the cheap-
.91“ varieties or confectionery, known as
penny candy, has his shop .on a street
over on he Blast Side among a. pupa:
lotion of tailanp.' :
“What is the reason for the Quan-
titles or that sort of candy?" asked a
man who was using the store as a
shelter (mm a shower that had and
den]; sprung up. He indicated a row
of jars containing hard colored candies
(node to imitate the expensive sugar
coated. almonds acid in high close
d’l‘he shonkocpcl. an lrlslIIlIlaII laugh-
weddings. and dull". _
twenty-live pounds. to Olin. ens
tumor [or his hrotht “’s funeral.
lay it lli'slde the. coll'in and they throw
a iulleral and at weddings they pelt
the bride with it. instead of rice. Why
I can hardly keep in
stock enough to till the demand.
1 happen to be out or this kind they
often take a hard colored. heanllke
candy that has licorice inside
that it be hard and of varied colors
1 do not know
ACADEMY OF scIIEucgs.
WASHINGTON April alt-unite Nu.
(It sciencesls holding
a city. with a large at-
tendance of prominent scienttm from
all over the country. Among he dele-
gates present- are the follow on Yale
plollissoi-zs William H Uruwcl. (lcorgo
lslru: ii and lluasilll i1. t‘hliiorldcn
tionai Acndeai
a meeting-Io l
— . s .. “gum“... ”w
lies! charity is never noisy.
Norwalk Chronicler