Get a Piano Certificate with
every purchase. it will cost
" you nothing. '
F. A. LANE
Confectioner
and Pastry
51 Washington Street.
IWIAI NEWS
WEATHER FORECAST.
For Norwalk and vicinity: Fair t0-
night. ‘Thursday partly cloudy and
warmer. There is no well defined
storm area. this morning, east of the
llocky Mountains. Pleasant weather
prevails generally with low tempera-
tures in the northern sections. it is
below zero in northern New England
and the northwest. Conditions favor
for this vicinity pleasant weather and
not much change in temperature
A fine large gas light was placed in
Shelley’s cigar store. this morning.
Jeremiah Ahearn is improving after
a few days’ illness at his home in Cross
street, Norwalk.
John Deere. formerly of Norwalk, is
critically ill at the home of his daugh—
ter, Mrs. Dayton Lasher, 10 llldgov
wood street, Waterbury.
Welcome Stranger Lodge. Sons of
St. George. held a regular 11111111111111: last
evening at its quarters in Main street,
Norwalk. Nothing of special import-
ance was done. 1
Catholic Union Council. Knights of
Columbus. held a regular meeting, last
evening, at quarters in West avenue.
Only niatters of routine business were
transacted. however.
The Girls' Friendly Society of St.
Paul's church..held a regular meeting,
last evening; at the Berkeley street
chapel. After the business meeting
the members enjoyed a sewing hoe.
Mrs. Thomas J. West slipped and
fell heavily on the icy sidewalk at. her
home. 9 Maple street. Norwalkfilast
evening. and sustained a sprained
ankle. She is resting comfortably to
day.
The Ladles' Aid Society. of the
South Nor-walk Methodist Church. will
observe its tenth anniversary this eve
“ll": by entortainl‘ug the members of
-t e Men’s ind Lea ,ot ,the
churcli‘; “$31.1... .1 .89‘111 .
—Shau1rcck Ball. ,Fri.
Hall.
1 The night school is doing fine work
at the town high school in West ave~
1111c, and any person desiring to be
some members of the classes may do
so simply by applying at the school
while they are, in session.
The Blade Chemical Works. incor-
porated, will hold its annual meeting
at the oince of the company in South
Nor-walk. on the 27th 111111., at 11 11.
111. for the purpose of electing direo
tors and transacting other business.
The Hon. John ll. Light will deliver
a lecture at the meeting of the His
torlcal Society at their rooms on West
avenue. this evening at 8:30. Subject,
“The Psychology of Public improve
meat.” The public Is invited.
Mr. and Mrs. E. J. O’Connell. of
West avenue. gave a‘diuner party to
relatives. ' 111111 night. "ih'honor of their
son‘s second birthday. Little Jack re-
ceived numerous gifts, and all depart-
ed wishing hirn 111.111111 happy birthdays.
11111111111111 Ward, of Lowe street,
foil dowu a flight; of icy stone stops
near her home last evening. and was
' 111111.11er injured. Dr. Bohannan Was
called and Mrs; Ward will be obliged
to car ry one or her arms in a sling for
several days
The hour for the annual church
meeting of the F st Congregational
church, of 1111111111 . scheduled for to-
morrow evening. has been changed
from 8 o'clock to 7:15. that the men
of the church may attend the city
meeting called for 8 o‘clock, to discuss
the water question.
Charles Castello. of Oklahoma has
been spending a few days. with his
aunt. Mrs. Edward Cunningham. of
Lorre street. Mr. Costello is presi-
dent of 11 large bank in Oklahoma. lie
was called to New York on business
and this was his first visit to Connec-
ticut since his boyhood days.
leard A Spoouer. teacher of a
Sunday school class in the Darien
Congregational church gave an criter-
Ialnment to the members of 1111; class,
last eyening. at his home. The time
was given up to dancing. music and
singing. During the latter part of the
c1 enlug a beautiful collatIOn was serv-.
011,111111 a fine titnc is reported
in the Probate Court yesterday
11~oruiug before Judge Henry w. Greg“
ory the following commissioners were
appointed 'to hear and determine all
claims against the estate of the late
.Iohn.l.Mylod.01NorWnlk: J. Belden
i-Inributa John 1.7.1 Walsh and .l. ,T.
i't-owith. , 1The~1 commissioners will
meet in the Norwaik town court room
January 30th, at 11 a.- 1111.. to hear all
,clain1s.. 1 11 1
Complete ERIE-Line 111m
RUBBER GOODS
ice Capo, Water Bottles, Syringes, Etc.
Stilison-Powell-Qorporation.
Pnoorlptlon Omani-to.
DIM sundae. - south Norwulk.
1111's., Arion
/
' 74 Washington street. south Nor-walk.
regular meeting thin evening at. its
' the liolmes. Kceler & Selleck (303s
- WeWrite Burglar
Insurance
LET US WRITE YOURS.
TAYLOR 81 GOLDEN,
., 'rct. 10H.
HOT gODA
BAXTER’S
ANDERSON '3
Launch Works.
Boat. Frames let up and ready to"
plank.
All kinds of repair work.
Launches or all sizes built to order
by competent workmen.
Oyster Shell Point. Norwolk
-,_..
John W Curnow remains ill at his
home in Main street, Norwalk.
leorgc W. t‘oiiin is quite ill at his
home ,in Belden avenue, Norwalk.
Henry 1’. Price has returned to his
home in Norwalk, alter a few days'
stay in Hartford.
Edward .i. Thomas and E. S. Adams
have returned to Norwalk after a two
days' stay in Hartford.
Mrs. Arny Godfrey. of 7 Railroad ave-
nue, sustained 11, slight shock yester-
day. but is much improvod today.
Raymond Brothers have secured the
contract for material for a big new
building at Harrison. New York,
Levi Hartford recently recovered
from a several days’ illness at his
home in Holden avenue, Norwalk.
John Seymour has resumed his
duties ascondnctor on the local trol
lsy lilies. after having enjoyed 11 few
days’ vacatiorn
w-Shamrock Ball.
Hall.
Master Wilford Dolnng has return-
ed home to Danbury. after spending a
few days with his cousin. William ile-
l.ong. in South Norwalk.
Mrs. Thomas ilaxter. of the Rocks
mad. Norwalk, has been in 110 health
of late, and her 'plrysicittp11 '
vised a change of climate.
The regular meeting of the ‘11".
Club of St. Paul‘s Church will he held
in the chapel rooms, tomorrow evening.
for the election of officers for the year;
George Othame was able to resumc
his duties as conductor on the local
trolley lines this morning. al'Icr 11 11111-
eral weeks' illness at his home in \\'-il
ton atonue 1
Harry M. Camp, fon'ucrly 11f N111
walk. who is now employed b_1 the
government at Washington, is spend-
Ing a few days with relatives and
friends in town. Mr. Camp is just re
turning from Hartford, where, he was
working for .E1 J. Hill.
Tile Methodist Brotherhood of the
Norwalk Methodist (‘hurch will hold a
Fri. cve., Arlon
3'
quarters 111 the parlors of the church.
at which time the ofliceis for the com
ing year will be elected. and other
business matters will be attended to.
Frederick A. 'l.ockwood. of Norwalk.
has a force of 1111111 at‘work rebuilding
the stone wall fronting 1111',- Norwalk
river on his property in the rear of
store. The. wall has settled sovcra
iniches in the mud since the dredge
and this has allowed the building of
The Norwalk Hardware Company to
settle also. The 'wall‘ls being put
back in its former position.
SOUTH NORWALK
SAVINGS 111111111
97th SEMI- ANNUAL DIVIDEND
to the depositors
at the rate of
4% PER ANNUM
has been declared for the six months
ending December 3151,1908. payable
on and after January 11th. 1909.
Interest not drawn Will be credited
to accounts and will draw interest
from January 1.1909.
Money deposited on or before Jan
nary 9 will draw interest from January
1.1909.
GEORGE F. BEARSE.
1121 3111. Treasurer.
Meat and
Provisions
All kinds of Bologna and Delicates-
sen. Fresh Frankfurtors and Sausage
made daily. Try them.
‘ F KARL.
76 NORTH MAIN STREET
111.11. 445.
PEGK & SNYDER and UNION
HAR ARDWARE
Ice Skates, 75c up
Canadian Hockey Skates
cutrirom $1.50 to 85c
At COLEMAN’S
NEWS STORE.
In North Main at. South Norvlliit.
Agent for A. G. lpaidlnl'o
was at work near by in the. summer; ~
present season.
line. $15 up.
14 South Main Street.
Clothes 111 ta
Nineteen-Nine 11111
There is nothing later' In style than the Suit? and
Overcoats we show—the most successful styles oi the
iTe
Look at our fancy Suits 1n the famous Varsity
models! You never saw slicker sack suits! Finer—fitw
ings Suits can not be turned out. And they come in
the warm browns. soft grays. olives, slates and tans
so much in vogue. $15 up.
And our fancy Overcoats! Handsome, swagger,
comfortable garments—with a dash and go about
them which appeals to the Nineteen-Nine man. Yet
they are not high-priced. though high-class in every
Hal .1. 11.1. 1.!"
Correct evening dress clothes for New Year fes-
tivities and social functions.
Telephone Call 632-2.
PR:SI TAKESA RIDE
WASHINGTON .lan i.i.1~—i'r11sldcnt
Roosevelt freed himself of otiicial cure
today and upon one of his favorite
stocds left the White House at an
early hour for a horseback ride in the
country. lie Is spending much of his
time In the vicinity of the country
home of Hoar-Admiral Hist-y. whose
farm near ('ln-rrydulu. \‘11., across the
Potomac river from \\‘ashinglon. the
president often visits illliI recently he
has spent some of his leisure. hours
there in I'III11 practice.
.—-|-—
Vul‘l
SNEAK THIEF IN STAMFORD.
STAMFORD. Jan, litw'l'hc puller-
arc looking for a sneak thief who. it
is alleged, entered the IJUIIII' of Am
hroscl". llo1vltc,\,lnst night and not
911111 with 11' f111 1111111111111 and a suit
t'l'a into which he had packed about
$30 11th of jewelry and silverware.
'l l111111 111111 friend 'i‘nlnsun s lilill‘
riul again‘
”:,\,\11 1111 1111 is, He's been It titutt‘
i’rir-nd to 11111. lit-'11 cost me three wetl-
1linp; presents and 111111 1111-111atI1s.”——-i1)11111
d111- Advertiser. '
1 1
.......-.4
11111111111." said. his - mother. ."whcu
you divided those- n11» caramels with
your sister, did you givcher three?"
“No, 111111, I though they wouldn't
111111111 out even. so I ate 111111 before i
begun to (ii1'Idr."-~—L‘nlicd Prcsbytt‘l“
Inn.
*
per haps.
WILLIAM
40 WALL STREET.
NORWALK.
Whole God, 71: lb.: Whiting. 5c.
TELEPHONE 108.
launch and Sporting 11011111.
1
"HUI.
-—‘
Please take this fact to heart:
buy first-class articles. food for yourself. or animal. or anything
else. at the price of second~class;
is for good and sufficient, reasons.
duaiily than to buy andnfcrlor quality for a few rappers less——
Qualily is our first consideration. Our prices are as low
as possible consistent with legitimate merchandise, that's
than others would (barge—if they had It.
Buy Oats Thais Clean.
Spanish Mackerel. Bluefish. Sea Trout, Steak Cod,
Flats. Frostfish. Herring. Salmon, Haddock No. tand Extra Smelts:
Long Clams. 30c qt;
island Escallops. Hard Crabs. Oysters.
Gosling Claim: for Baking. No frozen stock.
Cuthill’s Bridge Fish Market
PREMATURE OBITUARIES.
(1111 of thr- traditions of the office of
the New York ill-raid has to do with
an editor who was a great upholder of
the lnfalllbllity of his paper
pl_\ couldut 111111111 a mistake.
A Ilustored 111111111 once 11.1mm into
his other and hustled 11p to the edi
torial desk. "51111 here!" he demanded.
11 star
the minor slot-ks 11......"s
pfd.ad1anc111l _ :11 1.1, mm
and Toledo. SI I11...
11-2 A (lt("lllii oi. .
the largest (bang. slut-1'1, in
results III the 11111111.} 1. .
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began to be uni-11.1 .. ,
the marker tillllll 1.111 1.1.
“‘88 It l"illll11l slum. I‘1‘lk
Union Pilillli, ii 111- .1111 lbs
Publics llillllltw 11.11. 111111
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of the standard 1.11‘l111..| 5101-1111 We"
very little chasm-II 111.... 1111! Irish”
prices Ill Illi‘ (1|11I1lle dealings Ill"1
there were w lllt' 11111111111111; in 1111119 ”I
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materially, but 111;. “1111111111111
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tone prevailed, b 1 (19111411111 11:15
languid and the 1.111 5 “. ..1 1.1111111-
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gold from New 1'1... 1., pm... :11»: 11113:
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the lllt‘liil ls [11111-1 1'11 1.111 assirlllltfi ”1
the floatation oi 1111- 1111.1 Russian luau.
which is 11111111111111»: 1 : 11111111111 LI at
89 H.
MR. HILL GRATEFUL
Pleased With Remm 1.1111111 Showmg
He Made in Stnatorial Race
Tilt? l'Il'tl'IIl‘II‘tl I‘m 2",111‘, III .".« lil' "1
of the caucus. >~'.z‘1
Congressman lii'l him 1; p111 I
all disturbed. 'l .1111 “11-. 111111111: '1
gratified." said i:1_ 1.: 1].. 11111111111!
endorsement giwt. 11 my «ancillary
by the press and 1111111111 rvl ‘Ilu'
statc. I 11111 11111111: i1. ‘1. 1.1 \\‘:.1-‘ :1
ton tomorrow 11. 1.. iii 1.11, 11111111-
carucat effort and 11.1.1111] p1.:1pu--~ 1111-
work or 1111111 111-11111”; not 1111'
the benefit of (31111111111111, I111. £11;- 1111-
wclfare of ”11- \Ilwiw 11111111 .1
"I Want to) 11111111» 1111' 511.1151. and
lillqilaliflt‘tl Illiiil'l't‘Itttiuu (if 11111 s'a‘IilIlll
"This ollllllill‘fi' "”“W' H'“ 3‘“ wrong!" lnanngetnnnt of .1111 I‘. “aback. imn 1b.-
"“'h"l'5 “'l'mlb‘! “I‘m" “1?, ”mp“ that Vt‘ry beginning of Ibo (“unwrap to
editor I11 cairn confidence. ' the 11nd. and 1.. ,..,. kuu11leti.:~- ..,, ..,1
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sternly replied the editor. "you 111 dead. have 1,0,." "mm. 1,. 1 ,, last SW 1., . 1,5
llul." i111 raided Ira-Ignanlmously. "if an, worth 111111111 11:11 ,, 1111. ”,1.
you don‘t lllit' being dead wcll print suit could 1m“, 1...,1, ,5 5... ,1 .1 :1.
your birth notice.“ Oil! them.”
His attitude 1111s rathr-l different ,1.......,... ,.._.
limit that of another editor. who, on WHO HE WAS.
being shown 1111 the than most intei . _ _ , , , , , 1 ,
(11111 hairudm, 4.111111 .1 11-
«sit-1i that the tin .Ith of the (10111111111111 1 ., 1 ,
, , , _ rose of bump-.11 lxuhn. 1.111111 .md
not was falsuly reported. apologized Company had ..11 ~11- to q, ,1,”
I'lElIl'HNy and offered to make it all ”(mus “3 J. PM“, 111 Mars” 1,, 1,
"Well." said ”to man who wasn't :l':,':,(,::':;,", $11111" ' "M , ,.,',
dead, "perhaps it could be better to “ I ‘ 1,,
Hi show it to 1111- friends
row money-{=-
Iion
leI it stand.
When they want to b
Woman‘s Home (11111111
hi1 i1‘l11ti1ush~—Out of (may million
letters that pass through the 1101110111111.
it is calculated first only one goes
ast1u1
Mrs llatbushmsct 111x strange John
that 1hr 111111 i 1.1.1111 rod to mail should
always be the 11111111111-11'1111l1crs Staten-
: I
By no possible“ means 111111 one
if they are cheap. scrolled, it
it will pay you to buy our
lower
MANUEL TORO HATCH.
Blank Banks and
Diaries 1909
P BEERS’
~ soox AND STA TlONERY 3101153 11,
6 SOUTH MAIN STREET,
scum NORWALK.
Halibut. Eels.
Sea and onh
Long and Round Clams.
FREE DELIVERY
Dont Let J anuary. Pass
WithOut anrting that Savings Account
IHI SIIIIIH WW
1 One Dollar Starts an Accottnt. V ' ' ' 1 1
HA
11
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all t’t’ilflit‘ “'illli in 11111111 1.
road 11111111? ,
Lady or the lloIN 1l1" ~11
not; but i 111i] 11111111111 1:1 ,
do so.-Lontion Iir Ibis.
"What the tmublc 11011"
the janltm 'hlorc heal. ""
"No," said Illv 1 1111111 111 u
Skyscraper”. 'but I cant ll..1
pushed 11.11111 1111111 my 11.1,
Plttsburg Post.
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$4.00
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instructions 141L111 1:11» 11:11 1
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alst 11111111 giving II I11".\Il' \I11: 1.11 of
.I. 1’. Morgan and 1'o:1.111111,1 11111 .1 no
one else."
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he. finally sum-- :11! 111 11.1 - v11-
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fire.
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porter. "Why. In 411 1111.; . 11.111111.
boob an‘ t‘ornp'm ,111‘ hm . 1... 11,.
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body's Magnzln:
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A Good Resolution
1 to SIRII the NEW '11
Receive , with a iLAR
.RALSTON sacs
Winter.
t‘tlr
Wear Shoes That Fit,
132 WASHINGTON STREET
'-—.._
N selecting a SUIT
to present a stunning
Overcoats and we bel
1‘“
IPAGE fEIYJI ‘
‘1' “- v1 ELY/h‘ ..
or OVERCOAT there
are points to be considered besides the
“looks"— —a cheap cotton Suit Can be made
appearance. But after
a short while that look is gone.
(I Come in and try on 'one of our Suits or
ieve we can point out
certainfeatures that will impress upon you the
advisability of Shunning inferior garments.
q We both stand to win—not lose.
Shoes and Rubbers Furnishings.
:1, PHONE 155-5 .
8.3.
tilE~<¢dIllx
For Cooking Range
Jeddo and Old 11011111111111“ Lehigh
FOR FURNACE.
Cross Creek and Upper Lehigh
and Self Heaters.
No. 2 Nut $5.00 per Ton, delivered in cellar
RAYMOND BROS.
Fresh Eggs,
‘ SMOKED SHOULDER ........... 9c
SMOKED HAM .1. ................ lie
2 LBS, CHOPPED BEEF ......... 25c
SHOULDER STEAK ............. 10c
ROUND STEAK .. ............... 16c
22 WASHINGTON STREET.
380 Dozen
’LOIN STEAK .................... 18¢:
SAUSAGE, 2 lbs. ............... ..2511‘
CANNED PEAS 101: can; I; for 25¢
CANNED TOMATOES
101: can; 3 for 251:
J. W. DODGE
SOUTH NORWALK
' grandmother—of unknown
1' if you kin.
1 baron?"
' Strictly Fresh Eggs, per doz. . . .451: ,
'1 lbs Prunes .................... 25c
‘lbs.l’1nncs .................... 25c
L’lbs Peaches .................... 251::
.‘lbs. Apricots ................... 25clil
Oranges. per doc. .................
PHONE 143.
USES OF BASKETS BY MEXICANS
(Eleanor Hops Johnson, in the Outing
' Magazine)
i‘crhaps‘ the most curious use to
which Mexicans put their baskets is to
hold gamwocks. Sometimes the rock‘s
basket is woven for the. purpose.
oitcncr it is made from 11 solnhIeto
the wide: high or owned straw hat of
the country. into which the bird is put
3 hole cut in the crown to g1111l1i1n air,
and the brim carefully tied down so
that he may 11bt.escape.'l‘hc bull fight.
has been called the national sport of
Mexico but much 11111111. universal is
the cock fight; for the humblest pea
sant mar have his gamccock. which
he keeps in a. carefully made cage in
his patio. which he watches with
pride and tends with care.
One of the strangest uses to Wlllt ii a
basket has probably ever been not was
the daily appearance in the streets of
a young man earning in :1 huge bush-
cl basket on his shoulders, his great-
age who
held out a skinny hand for the cen—
tavo. which was almost unfailingh
given. ‘11'Stuei_1 a trust in Providence
could go no further.
ENCOURAGING THE BOY.
(Washington Star)
“Son. “ remarked Erastus Pinkley. “i
done heard you was talkin‘ 'bout bein‘
a rent hunter."
“Dat’s what i said. ‘ answered Pick-
anlnny Jim. “1‘ so gWinter .hunt lions.“
“'An’ you mentioned beta or Arctic
explorer?"
“Yeasts." 4
“Well. 11111111 the way of practice
befo' yo' tackles any lions, lemme see
git do cow 0,1'11'n pasture
without bola booked. and lien as win
fer comes 1111111; you kin 1111111 fo‘ 1de
North Pole. by wading out in do snow
to de- -woodshed twice a day. An“ don'
lemme been no mo' 'bout not inoOurag
in' you' youthful ambitious." ,
Did you ever devote yourself to art.
"Oh. yes, indeed! lwss eu-
APPLES. CELERY, CRANBERRIES, SPINACH AND SWEET POTATOES. ‘ '
UNITED GROCERY CO.,
20 NORTH MAIN STREET. SOUTH NORWALK. '
WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER IE2: ,,_
_ 8c HAMMOND’S SHOULDERS per lb.. 8c
' 20 lbs. GRANULATED SUGAR.
$1. 00;
'3 cans Pineapple ........ :1 ..... ..25o' ,
:: pkgs. Seeded Raisins ....... '25:: :11 .
:1 pligs, Currants ........ .251:
:1 cans Baked Beans .......... .. .256
cans String Beans ..... ...251:
25c and 851:
._....—r
(Rapid Rher, lowa, Rustler; -
1 don't think he'tthe editorl" ever-1.111
or heard of one getting licked. ., '
pie 111111 he ought. to be hung; but it' '
.1 doctor makes a misti'tke be buried"
Pthcm. and folks dassent say nothing.
because doctors can read and write
Latin. ' .1
When the editor makes 11 111111111
there is a law suit and swearing and a
big fuss; but if it deems makes our
there is a funeral cut flowers and per-
fect silence.
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without him or any body knowing win
it means, but it the editor uses 011-1
he has to spell it
it 11 doctor goes to see another 111.111‘ .1
wife, he charges for the visit, but i
the editor goes he gets a charge 0:
buckshot.
When the doctor gets 1114111111 It is l
plain case of being overcome 111'
heat. and if‘ he dies it is/Ifrom l1”
trouble; when an edttor. get drunk,1
is a plain case.ot too much wheeze I!" 1
when he dies it is it om a. chase. too Ill"
graceful to speak of. will"
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Any old college can algae 11
an editOI has to be born,
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.any more. Lieutenant 110111111 ‘ :35.”
it is much too dangerous; 1110140,,
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that she has dreamed c1 1111M“
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farmer—Hey, you can no I'm?!"
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of yesrs."——L,uslige Blaettcr.
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dies 1 11111111 saw a dud one, and hell , 1 , ,
If the editor makes a mistake 11011.11,
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