’1‘.
All the new pattdrnl flit-
tor wear 1 to
Blankets'an'd ”
Blankets “oh 00.00
Comfortableo $1.00 to 02.60
E. K. BANK
MAHACKEMO HO'HI. 'Itoe
sou'rs NORWALK" "
"A Hill. NEWS
The new time table of the Consoli-
dated Railroad will go into effect on
Sunday.
A meeting of Eureka Lodge. Daugh-
ters of Rebekah, will be bold tomor-
row evening.
Chestnuts are very plentiful ”“3
Year, and the small boy is kept very
busy just now.
George A. Jennings is having his
auxiliary cat bout Duchess hauled out
for the winter at Millers ship yard.
—-—ltovival of East Lynne. at Hoyt‘s
Theatre. tomorrow matinee.
Letter Carrier and Mrs. Clarence
CrOfut left. today for Niagara Falls illlti
other points of Interest in New York
state and Canada.
Sixty-six people from Norwnlk
boarded the special excursion train
this morning, bound for Piltsfield, iii
the heart of the Berkshires.
Miss Lucy A. Wickcs. of Orchard
street, has returned home, after a
pleasant visit of two weeks. spent with
friends in New York and Brooklyn,
Word hns reached South Norwaik
that Joseph Walz formerly proprietor
of the Hotels Maliackemo and Clifford,
“is ill at his present home in Brooklyn.
The entertainment committee of
Palestine Castle and Court Frances
held a joint meeting, last night, for
the purpose of arranging for their fair.
The Nutmeg Clitb has arranged ior
an entertainment and smoker at the
close of their regular meeting tonight.
A good time may be expected by all
who attciitl.
Mrs. I). H.1Millcr
have returned 11011111
from Belle lslnntl, wtei'o they have
spent the past three months. Mrs.
Miller is much improved in health.
South Norwaik Council, Knights of
Columbus, will hold 11 meeting this
evening, and bear the report of tlie
coinniitt1 1.1 on the Columbus Day bun-
quot, to be held at the Hotel Clllfoi'd.
E. George Brown, the Stamford man
arrested in South Norwalk Tuesday
night, was fined 57 and costs, yester-
day afternoon. by Judge Joseph R.
Taylor. Brown was charged with
drunkeness. and paid up.
George Pratt liigcrsoll, of Ritlgciicld,
has issued invitations for a reception
at his residence, tomorrow afternoon,
from 5 to 6 o'clock, to meet Judge A.
l-leaton Robertson, of New Haven, the
Democratic candidate for governor.
The W. C. 'l‘. U.1wili hold its parlor
social, Friday, with Mrs. Shaw, ti [.11111-
is street, Norwalk, at 2:30 o'cloek.
Please bring refreshments. All those
who have not paid their dues please
come prepared to do so at this meet-
ing.
St. John's Lodge A. F. and A. M..
oft Norwalk. is preparing to entertain
a large number of visitors. this even-
ing District. Deputy Charles F. Mills
will pay the lodge an official visit. and
the second degree will be worked, fol-
lowed by a. banquet.
Miss Daisy M. Dislirow sung 11 solo
both morning and evening, last Stin-
day. in the Greens i-‘nrins Congreglr
tionai church. Miss llishrow hits 1111
turned to New York city. Wilt‘l'o she
will renew her singing in the choir of
St. Bartholomew's church.
«See the Knickerbocker Company
play East Lynne, lloyt's, tomorrow
matinee.
it. was given otlt from Denioci'atlc
headquarters. this morning. that the
party will go ahead and do its best to
elect Daniel Dtiiilop, who was turned
down by the Republican city caucus,
last. night. Mr. Dunlop was endorsed
by the lleinocratic caucus on the 1111-
derstanding, it is said, that the R11-
publicans would nominate him.
The auditors of Star of Colttmbia
Circle No. "53, held their qiiaiteily
meeting at the. home of buiis W. How
ard, on Elinciest Terrace chairman of
auditors assisted by MISS Anna Sleeg
1 niullor and Mrs. T. Skelly. There. were
and daughters
Georgetown,
preseiitrmso Miss K. Duffy, chief
_ comptroller; Margaret Kennedy, rec-
ordlng secretary. and Mamie Mc-
Laugh in, financial secretary. All
books were audited and found correct.
After the books were audited refresh-
merits Were served.
The members ‘of Star of Ctilunibin
Circle, No 253. will hold their regular
meeting this evening in Mystic Chain
Hull. They will also celebrate the an1
nlve'rsary of their circle by giving a
supper to all the supreme officers and
many visitors that are expected to be
present. After the supper they will
have a short entertainment givon by
out of town talent. The rest of the
evening1 will bo'enioyed in dancing
All members are requested to be pres
out, as there will also be a class initia-
tlon. .
Adolph. 1W. Dreyfuss
(5th Tobacco
and ammo 6f. till kinds
atom.
m‘liewttot.
\2. ROMS fi\.. 51.11.111.111.
HOUR“ I. 70.40 S D. In.
IUNDAYI—d! N S ’- Ill.
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Edw. W. oKelley. Jr.
I NORTH MAIN ITRRET.
TEL. 0501—3.
“+115 cousrnv DOCTOR.
He“ Used to Pull Teeth With an Old- '
Fashioned Turnkey.
And speaking of teeth reminds me
that the country doctor had to draw
them when they ached. ’l‘lie dentist's
artistry had not then attained the.
elevated plane it occupies today.
when everybody's mouth shines like
the inside of a communion-cup. I
honestly believe the modern dentist
Tins more different kinds of tools than
111'1111 ll sanitary plumber. and that's
a whole lot when you come to count
thepi up. ’lhe modern dentist hates
the worst way to draw a tooth. (I
suppose lcoiiomlc Determinisin comes
In there as in so many other places.
\ tooth, once drawn,
igaln be treated. filled, crowiict
oriilgctl, or iii any otbcr way assist in
keeping its owner poor. it stops its
aching, though.) Nevertlieloss. it‘ the
modern dciilist must draw the tooth
he has a particular forceps for a par-
ticular tooth and a cruel hearted and
cold looking thing it is. too, It puts
1011 so in mind of 11 successful tin-
r1111 1111 When 11111 brnc11 yourself in
the iron chaii and take a tight grip 011
the arms of It. make up 1on1' mind
you ii 111' to stand it. and I111 gets that
lorceps well under the gum and—-
wait zuiiiiiintc . . I feel kind 0' faint
. Laws! Why didn't I mind my
mother when she told me not to cracl
hickory nuts with 1111 i11etlt'.’\l'1-il
anyway you know he'll get the tooth
)tll witliout’doliig more than take the
1vhole top of rum head off and that
inl1'l11 11 flguiatlii- sense.
i iicle Doc had one implement that
,lid for 111'1'111' tooth big and little.
"roiit and back. it wasn't a forceps,
it was a turnkey. The real old folks
know what, it is. and will say so with
the (‘ltlii chills iiinning ov11.1 them.
int ,1'011 111 nor-111 seen one. and many
1 man that you (Ml old has never
«111.1111 one You see, it's something
like a canthook. 'i‘hat loosely pivoted
piece. that curves. slips over the tooth
'ind catches on the inside; the solid
com home on the outside gugi; the
'i1i11ratoi turns the handle. Let don‘t
alk about it Souutliiug ha got to
:lv.11 Maybe the tooth will on 111 out;
11111 be it will liioak ofi‘; iilii1iie the jaw
vlll fracture. All those. are details,
The main point is that if the operator ‘
twists the haudk1 something has got
to gl1o. 11ml tliut‘ is all there. Is about
't. ~l'2ugone. Wood to Success
WHEN WOMEN ADMIRED WHIS-
KERS.
For ages beards \l't'f't‘ the delight of
incicnt beauties ’i he sight of a shaved
chin excited sentiments of honor and
11v'eisioii 'Io obey the injunctions 01
his bishops Louis Vii. 11f t‘i'.aii(1c cmp
ped his halt a la ponipadour and shaved
tiff his luxuriant whiskcm Eleanor
Aquitane his consor.t found him with
this uncommon appearance teri ridic-
ulous and very c.1iiiteinptible She rc-
1'enged herself by becoming something
more. than a etiquette The king obv
tallied :1 divorce. She then warned
the count of Anjou who shortly after
11"a1d ascended the English tliionc,
and gave him as her marringp dower
the rich provinces (if Fulton and Glit-
otine. And this was the origin of
those wars which for 300 years rav-
aged France, and which cost
it‘ronch nation 3.000.000 men. all of
which probably had never taken place
if inuls Vll had not been so rash as
to shave off his whiskers, by which
he made liimselin so disgusting to'the
fair Eleanor.-New York Press. ‘
FIRST AID.
A prominent physician was recently
called to his telephone by :1 colored
woman formerly iii the service of his
wife. in great agitation the woman
advised the physician. llniiher young .
est child was in a bad way.
“What seems to be the trouble?‘ X
asked the doctor.
“Doc, she done swallcretl a bottle. of
ink!“
"'I ll be over there in a short while
to see hex" said the doctor. “Have you
done anything for her?”
"i done give her thi‘ee pieces 0‘ blot-
tin‘- paper. Doc" said the colored wo
man doubtfuliy.
You Should See
the beautiful showing of new and eic
elusive patterns in Imported Woolcns
that is being made at Koppei‘s.
Print cannot describe them in a sat-
lsfactory way. They must be seen to
be appreciated fully. Then too we
want you to view our workrooms and
see for yourself the finest equipped
tailoring establishment in South Nor-
walk.
LEO S. KOPPEL
FASHIONABLE. TAILOR.
24 No. Main 81., South Norwalk.
Tel. 330-5.
Cfill “BYPI‘IIIOI‘fi
the.~--~
11 V ‘ ’ ,
1 If in Supine II {15011 returnitietf this fall with m Slims! or Door Dra-
perlu. é! ..uot at lid -to this cleanse and avoid pout doloyf. We grave
a vufy ulor ent of Domestic and Imported Nu QI ties. from Which
you may make selections. This list: gives you a hint of some of the kinds:
011.11“ Strip. acrlm curtains .. ...... SiSfl nor pair up.
Ruffled Muslin Curtains ..... 891: «13198 per pair.
Bobbins! Lace Ruffled Curtains .751: to 83.75 perpalr.
Nottln ham Laos Curtains ........... ..75o up to $500 per pair.
. $4.60porpalr.
'...... .......... $5.00 per pair up.
uh Pol' I Curtains ....... 31.1. “1.. $3.50 up to $5 50 per pilr.
ortloro 1. “.1.... 5.1.25 up to $12 per pain,
Couch Covers ...... l....i. ..... 751: to $4.75
has 81 Co.
1. Funeral Directors and Embaitiiers,
South Norwalk. Conn.
1- '111
12- l8 North Hills Street.
Opens THURSDAY and FRIDAY, '
Mérrill ‘ October lot and 2nd.
M S d .
Night . Sessiontn’ISYo 11:23:11.” Viki: 2111211.
School
OPENING NIGHTS
The best time to enter.
Semi for l: nrolliiieut lllank. DO IT NOW.
M. A. MERRILL. Prln. "
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O. B. J ackSon,
Optician.
Everything in the Optical Line. “
Eves Examined Free.
58 WALL OTBEIT.~ .
PHONE 433.111 1
. There‘s special beauty in the new Nets and Lace Band-
ings we are showing for dressy waists and smart evening
gowns. 11.911111
There are plain .nets. white Arab and cream color.
Dott‘ed net in raised button effects. also plain and dotted
nets tucked, for the new mousquctairc sleeves. yokcs or
gutmpes.
Exquisite designs ‘I Vcnisc and Oriental banding, suit-
able for the high Gib:1r;..lar.3, or for trimming.
These are but a .cw of the new things that have just
arrived. .-
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Considering the. quality of Ithese Laces and the smartness
of the patterns, the prices are’wonderfully low.
N. E. Ryan & CO.
86 Washmgtopfitroet. South Norwalk.
1i
Walk - Over Shoes
“They Fit When Others Fail."
Comfort speaks as you draw on a pair of Walk-
t)voi' Shoes, When properly fitted, yoti can wear
them with comfort. and ease front the very first
_ 1 11 on
. FLYNN & RYAN,
.ThOne 460. i 90 Washington St.
(lily you put them on.
ll Wll III III
TO CALL And SEE WHAT WE OFFER FOR THIS
SATURDAY s TRADE. T'HE FINEST LINE OF
Stable and Fancy
Edi ”le's
TO BE FOUND IN THE NORWALnj.
Prompt deliveries to all points of the town. '
Just a call from you will be apprecidted
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33 Washington Street. South Nurwalk
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1- Some of the slum Which Ana GSI’WI‘y
ally Accepted n Unfnilin'g.
.t‘AII signs point to a hard winter."
slid the Chauffeur,
in: monologuu before he was fairly
seated at the breakfast table. to day.
“inst a tire up couiitiy Sunday and
modulus llaven' 1 men so many chest
nuts since ten years ago and that win
fer was a writer. and their burrs are
thick. which ill a sign. lIkowlso.
"Farmer over In Weston killed a
goose yesterday and tho boiios- were
more than speckled. Curious thins
that, btit 11 sure sign of woeful winter."
Sporty Hatter. The Chauffeur liznth'ed
lli11 remark and continued; “Extra
thick coats are on the rabbit this fall,
and lots of other signs. but the surest
one of all was the (It Lived line—'stomi.
followed by the Nollllcin Lights Tues-
day night.
“Did you 111111 thcml’. We were com-
thick of the show and had full benc-
fit. First off i thought it was the.
search light of some Sound steamer
caught I11 the clouds to the north. llut
then there wcrcii't nliy .clouds.
"The milky way not scattered pret-
ty quick, 1 can tell you. when Mister
Aurora got down to business and he
certainly gave us the dandiest display
l'1'11 ever seen, and I came from Mnlno
where they have them some. Why. I
didn't need the head lights on my car
to see the road, and over in Westport,
Mr. Winclicster's electric lights—he‘s
unpcrinteiulent of the plant ovu- there,
you know, the only case. in the world
where It man is the head of a private
company and a municipal plant at the
. same time-Hooked as they do in the
m 1.11 by dawning.
"it's the suicst sign in the 11111 M of
early wliitci, 111111 a lolig. cold one at
that."
1 "Snrer one than that" spoke tip the
Sporty lliittcr, breaking for the door,"
"the Joints lost the pennant yester-
duy afternoon."
The chauffeur resumed his talk us
soon its the lInttI'i' disappeared.
.“Bo they'l'wfft'ter ilie Hospital again.
Well. I don‘t know about the insides of
that Institution. but i surely have it
biiit'ii coining against ‘li‘aii'vlew' calling'
the young ladies who are to hold us
up, '11, lot of gracolcss feliiale bcggnrs.‘
Now I know several who tire goingr to
doll is dainty nurscs' cap and wear a
red cross build on the left arm to show
tiiut they are. authorised to pull in, the
sliekcls. and i'll but that ‘l1‘airvie1v' will
walk around next Saturday with a
pocket full of nlckclt-i and hide his red
tag each time. a minute after he gets
It.
"There‘s a deep laid scheme to
stretch a rope across the turnpike in
front of the Hospital to hold up Iilt'
autos and—and wall I. know I've got
to go past there (wide next Saturday.
"Well, 'miin's in humanity to than
you know. but I say Icnve out the wo
men when there’s a private grudge to
settle."
-—lf you haven't the time to exer
cine regularly, Dotin‘s llegulets will
prevent constipation. They induce a
mild. easy, healthful action of the ho
wels without grlpiug. Ask your drug
gist for them. 25 cents.
IMPORTANT STATE PROBLEMS.
Several special state commissions
which were created last yt'ill' to ('t‘lil1
sidci' questions of state policy are
schcdtilcd to submit their conclusions
to tlu1 next session of the general as-
seniblv.
Ono coniiiiisslon. bladed by Allin“
noy General Holsonib, is directed to
make a thorough inquiry into Iiit.‘ laws
governing public service corporations
and to advise the next legislature
what changes and 'additionnble legisla-
tion appear to be desirable.
Another commission, of which Dr. .l.
P. 0. Poster, of New Haven. is chair-
man. is charged with the great nits-
sins of formulating recouiinctitltttlons
11111 staying the ruvugts of puhnonuu
tuberculosis.
Still another" coiuiiilssion.
Edward at. Day. of Hartford. is the
lit-11d.isiutrnsteilwith the task of
framing proposed legislation covering
the liability employers.
A fourth commission, of which Sen-
ator Flavol S. Luther. of Hartford. is
the dominating figure. is probing into
the condition of the public schools of
the state and is under orders to make
recomincndations to tht1 next assembly
of lawmakers.
These are the most important spe-
cial coiiiinisslons that are working on
questions of public policy In Connecti-
c.ut The problems which are under
investigation are important problems,
111111 a good deal of light should be
thrown on them when the experts who
ate conducting the various iliqliil‘sii.‘
repoit their findings and recommenda-
lions.
of which
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.
‘CIIfford—-II.. 0. Strong, Charles Wal-
ton Stephen Cornelius, Clifford l.
Bi'ticé.l1‘...B Versouic. Helene Wilson,
Miss Rea Carly sic. Miss E Trolemau.
Mrs H. Ilcll. G. Haskell. N. l. Allen
ton. M. L. Goltlmiller, E Otiey, it. P.
Murdock, ...lr Gertrude Rich. Miss
May Kinglcr, ii. A. Ludwig, Edward
Eisner C. W (Peach. .l. H. Beltis, New
Yoik; H l..(‘ 1:1. Springfield: .1113.
oph Wright. O. 11 I1 einliof Brooklyn;
Mrs. Charles 1‘ Foster F'. J. Sherman.
Boston .1 J White. New Britainic
Hewitt and wife Watcflmry.
Mahackcmonl). M. Fow.ler Boston;
11. A George New York: A. 01111111.
Rome, N. Y.; Mr, and Mrs. Kuleck.
New York: George Allis, Norwich
Good; I“ 8: Doyle. Manchester. Conn.
J. Wall. Jr.. South Norwslk; W. D.
Bennings. New Y01lt; S. Gi'ecnsteln.
Bridgeport; Mrs. Innmieclter. South
Norwalk; George R. Allen. Juli 1101
la11d,New'York;f..R.Hurlbiit.WIl-
ton; J D. Baxter. New York; D. J.
Scanne‘ll Worcester, Mass; P. Walin‘g.
Springfield Mass: R. H. Murphy,
Biidgcport; M. T. Ml‘ddletofi New
York: H. Oohcn, New Haven; P. F.
Haroth lloston: F. Danedanit. South
Nor'walk William Koddle. New Hav-
en; J. H. Williams.
Bull. Milddletown, Conn.
can be vittllizt'd.
starting his mor‘uv.
while i was fixing It, the your 111 family ‘
kiiockcd chestnuts off a tree by tho ‘
"Prici- ol‘ coul's gone up." put Ill liil‘ ‘
lng ore. from Bridgeport right In the 1
New Yor;k R. L.
Only those truths are vital which,
hot to.
I WILL PLACE
Every article
in this store
will be sold
at exactly . . .
CHARLES
92 WASHINGTON STREET,
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CONSISTING OE
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Hosiery, Underwear,
Notions, House Furnishings, Etc.
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.‘1ifli'tiq‘l'lfn We it ,1
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the regular
price. See Fri-
day's paper for
full particulars. .
J. MINTZ,
SOUTH NORWALPS.‘
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3 DAYS. COMMENCING MONDAY. SEPTEMBER 28th H
MUSIC I‘l
LES‘SE‘I
GEN M'tHA [H
THE” HARRINGTONS
PREMIER AERIAL ARTISTS
CAR L STUM PF
Illustrated Stings
WINONA WILSON
lit-lined Musical Specialties
THE BRADFORDS
COLORED ENfERTAiNtns " ‘
WILSON a RICH JOHN HARDING ‘
The Min 1il9i Men Monologist " ’
MATINEES
PASTI MES 0F MADMEN.
Some of Them Are Inventions of Real
.WOrth.
Some of the inventions of the insane.
ne of scientlllc value. A patient at
\‘iliejulf invented a “punillcatiuii nia-
1liiiic,” b1 combining a bottle, a plank
ililtl small nict tnllic tnbcs, to 11".lii1h ho
had fitted faucets.
,uachiiie, i111 111-1111111111 loa1cs of bread
:lie size of a man's head. The broad
vas gtliliiw—St) good that it was decided
11.) make the mucliiu11 known. One day
when it was ill action. the doctor sug-
zestcd making :1 photograph of
The inventor watched him as it" peti'l1
tied for 11 moment; then he fell upon
me machine, 'wroiiclicd it apart. and
trampled it under foot. The invention.
111d exceedingly useful one, was lost.
’it-cause no one had seen hint make
‘1, niid no one dares speak to him
It It. To allude to it Is to bring on
.l. furious attack. Most. lunatics, iin
.1iatt1'r how contented they may be,
4eneraliy cherish u furtive longing to
scope. 'l‘litv tcllect 1111.1: from pol-
ishcd floors take the impressions of
locks. and make keis from empty sar-
dine boxes, spoon handles or any
thing to be found. Dr. Marie‘s mus‘c-
uni includes a collection of knives of
strange and unheard shapes. ' Some of
Eilf‘lll have blades made from pieces of
glass or slate. and set in handles of
corset steels. Obpects harmless in
.lieiiiselvcs become dangerous wea-
pons through the ingenuity of inad-
lilt‘ll.
insane sculpture are as common
as insane painters. 'I‘lieiinsane sculp~
tor bows out coarse stntnottes, fantas-
:lc animals. ferocious horned and grim-
.tcing devils. An 11.x»nieciialilc carves
all his Soup lioncs. That his old trade
is still in his memory is shoWu by
the. little screws he makes out Of
the mouth r pm 1111 of bone. He woiks
all day at his scnselesfi and ridiculous
task. Another lunatic who believes
he is the incarnation of the soul of
Deelaébiib. passes“ his time carving
toy men out of Wood. Each pair of
his cruitious are joined together, now
at. the necks, now at the shoulders.—
Helcil E. Meyer in Harper's Weekly.
s‘Aw somETHING ELSE.
A physi inn engaged a muse. l‘f‘CCllt-
ly gradtnt 011. for a case of delirium
treinens.
quietlng his patient and left some
medicine instructing the nurse to ad-
minister lt to him if he “began to see
snakes -.”aaain . At the ~next call the
physician found the patient again rav-
in.1;. To his puasleg inquiry the nurse
replied than the man had been going
on that way for several hours. and that '
she had not given him any medicine.
“But didn't I tell you to give it to
him If he began to see snakes again '7”
asked the physician.
‘But he didn t see snakes this time,"
replied the nurse confidently. "He
saw red, white and blue turkeys with
show hats on.“
It Is embarrassing to a girl to he.
told she is pretty. and exasperating
Hating set up his '
11.1
The physician succeeded in.
HOYT S THEATRE.
A ONE WEEK.
Commencing Monday. September 28.
(Except Wednesday)
MATINEES:
Thursday. Friday and Saturday.
The Knickerbocker Stock Go.
in a Repertoire of High (‘lass Plays.
Opening llill Monday Night:
Refined \uudevillo Between the Acts
at Evcrv l’erfotiiiance.
REPERTOIRE FOR THE WEEK:
Evenings.
Thursday—A Sister‘s Sin.
:it‘i'itluy——A Wife's Secret.
Saturday—Under Western Skies.
, Matinees.
Thursday—Heiress to the Estate.
l1‘1lday—East Lynne.
Satuiday —-l.ost and Won.
PRICES—Matinee: ........ 10 and 20o
Evenings ....... 10, 20. We
A limited number of Ladlcs’ Tickets
for Monday night at 113 cents.
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1 ONE BIG NIGHT.
MONDAY. OCTOBER 5th.
Glorious Return-«Better Than Ever
THE WORLD'S GREATEST,
An'risTs "
MILDRED and . .
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MORE SURPRISES THIS YEAR;
TIMELY PRICES ....... 25, 35. 501 750
HOW COULD HE GUESS IT?
tauiant was the subject of much in-
quisitive speculation by a neighbor.
Tlise latter, after gazln.5 ' at the. empty
sleeve in a how did it happen way for
1some time ventured:
l “I beg your paidou. sir, but i see
you have. lost an arm.”
The onenrmed man picked up his
sleeve with his other hand and peered
anxiously into it.
“Bless my soul!" he exclaimed. look-‘
ing up with rent surprise “I do be-
llcve y'ou rci ht!"
mmm
l An old Irish laborer walked into the
luxurious studio of aNew York artist.
and asked foi money to obtain a meal. '
as he was too Weak to work.
The artist gave him a quarter and
then. seeing possibilities for a sketch.
In the queer old fellow, said: "I'll give
you a dollar if you'll let me paint
you."
"Sure." said the man, "it' s an easy
way to make It dollai. but. but-i’nt
wonderin' liow l'tl get it off."
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A one-armed man diningr in a 1153- ‘
Norwalk Chronicler