“.to be really angry and had said that
1111 'Btl'rllat' left the house lu'
pgd the front door no vindictive
fit he Ihook the iardlnlere on the
In! pout. thittie Mrs. Stirling felt
Mousalon in the dining room
111111 the was auiienly drinking her
rd cup a! notice. it it had been an
11.1111 morning. or course she would
u been ill the hall to bid her hus-
lldm'. goodby.
its fltlrllnx's receding footsteps
WitchM the snow hla wife wondered
it any one could drink enough coffee
to .atupely the brain and deade'n ro-
nombrance. How could Bob be 1.10
hateful, so unreasonable? The more
Ihii thought of the things he had said ‘
”out her habit of wearing low shoes
in 11111191 the more glad she felt thati
aha am told him that he was growing
bald. Then it was that. Bob'had begun
"It 50 she would be an atuut as her
Iu'nt Margaret. She had retorted that
nine would prefer that to being 111 loan
and hungry-looking an lllii uncle Bert.
ram. From that time each had in-
dnlged in personalities and reflections
on the other's peculiarities and rela-
Urea.
Littlo Mrs. Stirling decided to go
over to her mother's and ask how
angry and disillusioned married people
managed to “yo on in the same house
and keep up appoai‘ancos. She and
Bob could never be friond ,1 again. but
. She was resolved that 111111, at, least,
Would never lot the world know of
their spiritual divorcc.
Her mother listonod to hcr story
1 and her question. “My dear child,
you and Bob will make it 1111 whcn
he. comes home to—uigltt,’ she said,
“and the littio quarrel of this morn-
lngwill improve your appclitos for
dinner.”
“No, we won't. i can't forgive Bob
for insulting nuut Margaret and me,"
little Mrs. Stirling said. firmly.
“Well, you know that nunt Margaret
really is fat." llt‘l' mother replied judi-
ciaily. “She would lie tho. first. to
admit it. And you do wvnr foolish
. shoes. I quite agree with Ilob on that.
subject. "
Mrs. Stirling found ho1 mother 'of
, so little coml"ott that. she \1'11111 to take
lunch with her door lricnd, llclla. i
Bella Wat-1 very glad to son hcr. hut
had to ho oxmmod in a little. whilc be
cause ahc win goini: downtown to
lunch with hcr husband.
I used to go downtown twice a wcck
to lunch with lioh," Mrs. Stirling said,
awallowlug 11 sch.
"Don’t you do it now?" licilu‘nskcd.
"No." with anothcr sob which rc-
fuicd to ho myollowcd. ”\\'c'v.1 quar-
relod and I'm only goinu to livc with
him for appoar:111m1s. \‘I'o 115111] to have
'suoh nice tum-how‘iu'oiicd lobster and
fiver-threads 11111l~»~-no\\' it‘s all ovcr for
ever."
“(),l'11d1';1-‘.” livlln Elfllil 11111 )llliiflllli‘l.‘
lcally. "You licttcr couu' downtown
with me and go ovcr to linb'n' oillco
and he’ll be glad to make up."
“No, he won't. I novor rcaiized what
a dreadful. temper ho had till ho
slammed the' door this morning so hard
that my tooth knockcd togothor."
Bella wont downtown and Mrs. Stir-
ling Wandcrt-d about tho 111-ighborhood
making rails. Shc did not no homo
to lunch. Gradually tho llamc of hcr
anger died down into ll111 115'th of re-
zret.
A little lator she took a car down
town. She made straight for lion's
office. Wlion She roar-hm! thcrc the
olflco boy told her that Mr, Stirling
had gone homo an hour lu-lorc.
She took a cab for hum-1, After all.
she had been foolish about thoeo
ahooa. Perhaps Bob was packing his
clothes to loavc forum-1'. When rho
reached home she ran wildly into the
drawing room and into lioh's nrma.
“Where on north how you 11111111?"
he asked in thc moat. 11111111111111111111'11
way. ‘,‘l kept telephoning you all
morning to are if you Wouldn‘t come
down to lunch and couldn't. 1:111 you.
Then [came homo early. I felt that i
was a hit cross this morning 1111d»--"
“Bob. dear. 1 Wm foolish about my
Illéee. and, ol‘ courno, aunt Margaret
is stout and ii. nine in tho laiully‘and
I'll likely bo—w"
Bob laughed as he took of! her for
boa and drow hcr toward the radiator.
"I don't mind nayim: that uuclo lil‘l’l'
ram is decidedly skinny and that tho
harbor only ycaécrduy udviuod me to
buy 11 bottle of hair tonic," ho con-
tensed. "'(".',".""".. Now 1
j‘ Bh'o-n-l "will 111-1111 marry a man
when fortune nan not at least live
oil hm.
"11HO--Oh.1larlingi
married tomorrow.
'I‘hon‘ we will be
Mine 11-1 all ciph-
W
A Bargain Hunter.
“You want to engine my aervloeo,
m ml" united the lawyer. rubbing
it dd tomtlicr.
." 111.119.: the lady. with im
111111 the window
Wt how much would you like to
' advice?"
men in it 11 yard?” inquired
y, 111.1111: i;:‘.;:€'.“"l"~""‘ll 911
Alter Years of Experience. Advises Women in
Regard to Their Health.
Mrs. Martha. Pullmi
of 55 Chester Around. ,
Newark. N. J'.. who ill a'
graduate Nurse fiom the
lilockley Training School,
at. Plflladelphin. and for
at; years Chief (linio ‘
Nuriio at the Philadelphia.
Hospital. \1' rites the 11: tior
printed below. She has
the advantage of personal
experience. besides her
piolcsaiooal education,
and what she has to say
may be absolutely relied
upon.
litany other women are
afflicted as she was. They
can regain liculth in the
some way. It is prudent
to heed such advice from
such a source.
Mrs. Pohlman writes:
“I am firmly persuaded
ul‘toreiln‘l'ttzi years of oxpor ioum
.5dia E.1’inkl1an1‘e
V11 votab 11 Compound, that it
is t 1o West and host n'uallcino
for any enduring woman to
use.
“linruediolz-ly after my
mnrri r11 1 round that: my
health 1'n11tol111l11111'll1'1-
cauioweu and pole with 111.1-
vex :1 bear tug-dow 11 mine lear-
l'ul hatkncbm out lroquont'.
dim. spoils "lluuloctoispru.
111,11'i1 11111 for mo yet I did not.
lmpr ove. I would bloat. alter.
outing and ['1' (it nontlv [1111 111111)
nauseated I laid on amid disrhnroo not
mine down t'htongh 111v limbs so 1 (null
iardlv walk it “11111111 11ml 111111.111 ol' fouudc
trouble as lhavo ever known, Lydia l".
l’inklinm‘s chotnbln (01111111111111, 111.11.11.11,
curml 11111 within four months Slum tlu. !
time I have luul occurdon to l‘t‘t omnu-iul it to
a number
rcconuuond Lydia 11).
Compound, for
feinaloilln. win-1'0. all other incdiciin1 tails.
is a grand niodiruu' fo1' sit-k 11111111111."
Money cannot. buy nuoh toatiuiouy :11.
tliin-imu'it. 111111111 can produce such 1%
suits, and tho obit-st apcciuliuta now
ugrco that. Lydia. l‘}. l‘iuklinln'x Vogu-
table t‘ompouiul is the 1111M \111i11'1
snlh successful rcnuulv for 1111111111111
discumn lmoun to motlic 11111.
\\l111.n “111111-11 arc. iroul1l1111 with ir
regular, uupprcsncd or painful 1111111
fltrnuliou. wcnlmoss, l1-ucorriu1-n, «ii»
placement. or ulceration of tlic \111111l1,
that.111-111'i111:~1low11 lot-ling. lllillitilillll'
lion of tho ovaries. backache. bloat-
ing(nrtlutiilt'nt'c), general 1l11|1iiily, i111
digestion, and itcrvous proatrntion. or
arc llt'h't‘l; Willi ouch s_\'tnpt11111::11.~.' .lilm
India [5. Pinkham's Vegetable Con:
l’inklutm‘u \"cut-tnldv
it
oi? patients aui‘l'crim: from all
forms of female ditlit'ultics, and i that that '
vrliik1 it in considerotl 1111prol111oiouul lo 141.1 ‘
ominoml a patent. medicine, 1 run lu1111~>tl1 '
l lmvo found tluih it 1'1111»
|ncns fainlncsn lnssitndc, excitability
.irritubiliti, ntrmuautss, 111111111 1.1.
int-so.111ciuncl1oly. "all 1111110 and
1 ‘\i'nnt-to~l1c1l1-I‘i.-nlone" focliugsglilucs
,tllul lltllll‘ll‘hhllt'hfi. 1111151 ulmulvi 1'1-11111111-
‘lwr lilt'i‘t‘ is 111111 triml 11ml truo roundly
i._\1ii:1 l'). l'inlt'linin‘s Vogcluldc t'o111~
pound at 111111- 1'11111111'115 such irouivice
No otl11~r i'ouiulc 111.11l'111111c in tho
\\‘t)l‘l1l l1:1\ r1'1‘1'l1111l slit-l1 Hitlcsprmol
:1111l unquuiiiiml outiorucuu-ut .\'oot‘ .111'1
111111iic'11111 illik ouch :1. record of 1"1111111'1111'
i't'tnulo li'oulil: s.
'l'lu'111'11til1'wsullcring11f\voincnfrom
:lim'uscs[1111'11lit11'tollu'irrd-x1.111.1'1'1'il1l1
tin ~..1.-, 'l'lu' 11111111'1'111131111 iiu- .' pay l1.
1l1111i111‘x \\ll11 1l11 lml littlp limit: in till
enormous \Hirslc. 'i'lic [min in 1'111'1-1l
11ml tho 11111111-‘1' in Mn‘wi I1.\' l._\'1li:1 l".
'l‘iukhnm's Vogcinblo 1‘111111111111111, l..\
‘111'1'l1'111'c iv'w 111'11\1'1l Lilla.
it in \1‘1'll for “111111-11 \xito are ill to
“'l'llt‘ Mrs l‘inlilmto :1i i.\'1111, \lnu.
In 11111' grout 11v;1111"111111-11. \\lil1'll con-re
111:111_\’ ‘11':11':~'.i~l111 i1:1~ 111'11i1nl1i'1 haul in
tli'lll \\itl1 tit-111111.11 of 1':1\1'.\ juxt lilw
your,» ”or lltiV'lt‘t' i.-. t'x'co 11ml 111ml}
'1lt'litizil
pound Sumcds
Where others Fail.
LOG CABIN PHILOSOPHY“
Spiiv- of :1” ill“ |11'i1.'l1t Fillltillilll' in
dis worl' 111111111 111111;. uill 1.1.11 1'1-1121'
tinnitu' t'o'r ll:lli|lillt‘~‘$ “id :1 month:
No 1111111111‘ litm‘ tout: d1- :x111'1111111 '1
it'l. both-r Iiuu til‘li'tlllllit'(li'tll‘l1lil.\lttt'
\\'1u‘l'.~‘. \y'it'li id ton lllllt' longt-r.
liou'l l'1'oul1l11 yo‘sc’t‘ ‘quii “hill 11.1
worl's uwiuw in, but how i~.~1. you owiuc
“‘1' all thro‘ it'.’~ »\ii.1utn (‘nueliilllloil
THE COLONEL'S WA‘l‘ERLOO
(11lonol .loi.u .\l, lullc. of ”111111)"
(How. 'l‘cxas. 111-:1riy 111111 bin \\'111111'Io:.,
from l.i\'41r:1nd Kitincy t1'oul1i11. In 11
rot-cut l11tol', l111 says: “I “'11.: Hourly
tli‘ilil, 11l' tl11'.~11 l'tilllllillillih‘, 11111], :11
though i iriod my family tltlt'lui', lo:
tliti 1111‘ 1111 good; :411 I not :1 311111 but
tic 111' your 111'1'ut I‘llot'ti‘lt' litttcrn.
which «urcd 1111-. l Humidor tl111111
the bust inclliviuo on cni'llt, and thank
(itltl who guru you tho knmviodac I11
makothcm." Sold, and nonrantcod
to 1'111'11, Dyspepsia, liiliousucun and
Kidney lllhtxllrtt‘, by F. ii. llu,\l11r_ drug,
gist, ut .'1ilr 11 bottlc. "
tibcyiut: (‘irdcrss
"Look how," d11-
lllllllllt‘ll lil(‘ oditor, "why did you \\ riiv
this story with red ink?”
"llct'uuuc," rouluuulod tlu- 141111111: au-
thor, "it's 1111 Indian ntory and you
told 1110 to add local color."
STARTLING MORTALITY.
St;1ii::ii1'.1<.-l1o\\ Siill‘lllllil mortality.
from not-cudu'itu" and lit'l'lltllllIlS. 'lo
pron-1H and till'l‘ ibm'o :111't11l tllh't‘llilt‘ 1,
thorn 1:: in»: 111111 1'11I111l1lo 11.1111111l1. t11‘.
lung’s Now l.1t.1 i’liin. .'1l, l|.'111111-1',v,11i
l I (‘1111111111 Ilourzt- I’lut'c.t‘tiln':1,1:o..~‘.:1,\'.\:
"’l‘hcr how no wqual l’or ('Hlliillllitllnll
and ltillionancns. :11 i". ll. liar»
lt‘l"h, tit'tingiut. "
'.’ 1
not 1
said tip lti‘l<1il|\i5litil‘ “1t
lplptul 111 Will it you wouldi
"I think"
\\tilll1l l1:
tam 1-111111 tout inotlo :111dti\' to Iii
up to it." '.
"YIZ'." Mini lill‘ l'tlli\'lt'l. “Now, I'll'
likc to N‘lz‘t'i, tor lllslilill't', '\\"11 1110‘
l111111 twin} 211111 11111111 tolumrou' i
l'biiutlt ilililll i‘i'1 as,
THE ORIGINAL.
l-‘olt'y A" ('11.. t‘liu'uao.
lloncy and TM :15 11 throat and luitu'
1'111111uiy. and on 1111111111111 111‘ tlu1 11.1'11al
incrit and popularity of Folcy’s lion--
(1)1 and TM 11111111' imitations an- odor ‘.
ml for tho trunnion. ink for l1‘ol.1y'.~'i
lioucy and Toy and l'l‘l'lli‘t‘ any Klilmtl-'
tutu oil’crcd 111: no othor propormiou
will 11in: llio 11111111Hatialut'ltou. It is
utild‘ ,\' I'tx:1|lv11.|l 11111tnltle< no 1111.
um: and is 11:'1t1111l iHl lllliil‘t‘ll .uud
titlinilt' poi' :~1111~. Sold at l'lill‘dltll' :1
drill: uttu'o, "'
' the present
. when: 11.111.1w il‘tu'k would be laid, mule
ortutuoictl '1 1|
Trolley Company. Plan] Explained to
the Borough Board.
The Greenwich Burgeaaea held a
meeting recently to consider the up»
plicution of the Greenwich Tramway
Company tor permission to lay double
tracks on Putnam and Greenwich avo-
111193.111 the 11111111111111 of Warden Sam-
uel Allen. who in in Ptut o Rico on al
pleasure. trip, John Dayton. the senior
1111115111111, pronldod The umillcation'
elated that the company pi‘opmsed to
lay the double 11111 ks front the cornerI
of Maple and Putnam avenues 11v1ir
I'outo' to Arch nti'cot,
I111,' 11 loop to tho railroad station. 01111;
11111.1 truck will be unilatainod on (ll‘flt'il-
wicli avenue i‘rotn Arch atrectdo Rail.
road avenue, no :11 proacnt. which will
1:111!1<lil.11|11 part of tho loop.
Though the 1111111tingl1ud boon adver-
tiaod for two wwku, Lawyer'11‘1'1111111't11k
A. Hubbard and 8, Augustus Brush
\vcrp the only owucrn of property along
”1:1 I'mllt‘ pronout, Mr. l-lubbard inatlo
objection to permitting the company to
tear up lllt‘ now brick puvciucul. unions
it paid the borough what it (11111: to put.
it down.
(lcncral Manna-11' (luoi'no ll. l’ctrro
oi Stamford Htaml that. the company
propoucd to mimic 11 lino dcpot ucrvloo,
thc cars to be run ovory ton tuliiulos.
'l‘l111 niattcr wan taken under con-
sidcrution. tho doriniou to bo rentlorcd
in a Wt‘l‘k.
At a incotlng hold Si‘i't-l‘iil weeks ago,
tho company war. ulvcu tho riuht to
lay awitt'hcs on lil‘t‘t‘llWlt‘li uvouuc pro.
\I'ttliuu thcy wow complctcd by April
.|.
WOMEN S KI'DN'EYS
Wonu 11 1111'» 1111.111 oil. 11 utili: led with
hidm-y dimu'durs than 1111111, but attri-
liutc tho symptoms: to dunno-'11s porul~
tor to illt‘ll‘ m'x, u'tiilo in rcallly tlu'
kidut'y.u 111'1: (it'rauuvul. Norvotuuwss.
houdnrhc, pui‘ty or dark circlcs under
tho 11,1'1'24. pain in tho hack. nrt- Sikhs
ol‘ kiducy troublo that, 11111111 not ho is:-
uorod, 111' a serious nulludy will rcsult.
Folvy's Kidney t‘uro into t't'slorod tho
licuith oi' thoumnds ol wink. 1111111111.“.
111.111.111.101... 1111111111 it stops iiioau
larittos 11nd air-111111 lilt‘l'l.“ tlu- Ill'lllill') or
onus. It pumice tho blood and bone
tits tho wholo 4111111111. Sold at l‘ittiii
lcd‘s drug stoi'o, "
.1\otl12111:l1'1 lt "‘ll11_\'otl think that :1
51111111: 1111111 111111l1t to no into politim'l"
"No," nusu‘crol Iii' 1111-11 llol1
"l‘l111r1’s‘ nothiut: in it. I wont to :1
lltlllilt‘tll 1'11ll\’t'ltitttn «111111 .\ll 1111111
lid was to hollcr :iud \\'a\‘1'll111il'
build ‘l‘l11111 11:11 11': :1 who: ll1'11d"
\\ .111l1111..lou Slur.
TO CURE A COLD IN UNE DAY
[‘an l.:1\:1ti\1 liiotuo lltiillllh' 11111.1.
All ili‘llgplrxli" 1'1'l'11111l il.1' uumcy it it
fails to 1111111, E, W. 1:1'11111‘11 Slglllllill'i‘
1:; 1m 11ml) box. 3:11, "
(‘l1;1111',: 1i ilu- Month \li'u'.
i'lill‘ll'-\\'t'l‘1 you 1111111'i1-1l in
R1111 Wabash ' Y1».
1111111 on tho ‘lil.
“11:11“
.lunc‘.’
once on tho hilt,
now on tho Mill.
and anoilu 1‘ 11111 on tho ititli; but
l'\'«' :w\\ll“lli‘il oil 111 11.11.111.11: that‘s
111:. i11111'1'yi1111 111 11th 1111\1',»-Yot1lt1'rs
51111111111111 '
DEATH RATE IN NEW YORK AND
CHICAGO.
During N11\1111.l11'1' and
Hum, 111111-ill'tl1 of tho :lcaihs 111
York and ( illi' nuo 11111.
i)1‘1'r1tliiu1r
Now
ii 11111 111101111111
11in. l‘11l11~ li11i11\‘tillti'ilu‘llfiitilll)’
Qltlllri thc 1111111; I1 but Iicnin :nid‘
sircnulhvno tho lungs and pi'mcni.K
pin-ulnonin,
1'ol1l
so do not inhc children on
“111115111: when l"11|11y s
away
Ilont-y and TM will cure you quickly
nlul provout aortous rcsulls. Sold
111 l’laistcd's drug atort'. "
Whilc a tllviu1: boil 1? {out in dinnl~
Nor was bciul: Ioworwl 111 thc govcrn-
11111111 harbor \1'o1'l..~', l’loicl'. rcccutly, ll
pus-«rd through :1 shoot of sprain and
1,1111" of thc iiuh wcrc caught in tho
boil and 1'nl'l'i1'1i doun to tho 3......
bottom. whorc thc divers 1111111111111
thciu.
OI)? BA“. LEVI.
Cures a Cold in One Night.
Kills the Catarrh Microbe and
Open Bro-thing Plunge and Beaum-
Guarantend to Cure Any Cough. 251:
Only Radical Cure for Bronchitis. 50c
Cures Worst Croup In a Few Minutes.
Cures Sore Throat and Ulcerated Toncils.
Only Positive Cure for Quick Consumption.
.o,§.iocxsouoco..mg.cfamuu, . 5‘
arm
Cures in One Month.
Dynpepllc or amount dtomuh.
1.1 ”5.11
"nuns.
Cures Hay Fever or Money Refunded. 50c- $1.00
Only Thing on Earth That Cures Asthma.
”01‘ 0!!! FAILURE IN ’0 Eu”
lilti- tiio suepiocoeus. WMMM and Melton: W.
Tannin demulmwmm'm door at youth.
Cum Plan-y. Constipation and Pita. when all '11!” tells. "all
In M 111111... famine in 1 minute. little the pain at he. won or
m 111111111111 1 20 day: trut-
ucond. Mum went IDIICOM lub-
wmndl. bum. pm- ‘ tau. pro-mt tonic
youth. Jock Jaw. tint Modular
little I Mil our mm M
night... Cum all 1.111”. fkitwltlufl
1 1 - . m imam. in bottle at Brazilian ,
”Til-1." ‘ill',“°.l.'2i"l 1'2: mum? '" ' Wallffid’i
fl ul'couuh WW“! .3". lry It. manned Tomlin. tm‘m 3501
250, 5013 and 91.00 AT DRUGGISTS.
lNDiANAPOLis. 111914.115.
Every ill-n, Woman
South Nbrwnik.
To call at our store tor the groutedt.
strength creator and health restorer
which we have ever aold-thoL it. in
not a patent. medicine, but the most
valuable and delicioun preparation of
cod liver oil known to medicine with-
out :1 drop of oil to xiausoatc and up-
not the 11111111111111 and retard Its work.
We do not believe them in a. person
in thin vicinity but what Vinol will
be unlit ilk-1111 at thin 11111131111 of the year
Vlnol in dclicloun to tho tunic, and It in
recognized throughout thc wot id an the
groatcst strength (router for old peo-
lilo weak, eickly women and children.
nursing mother” and utter a severe
Hickncue.
Vluol never l'nila to cure hacking
coughs, chronic colds. bronchitis and
all throat and lung trouhioa. It is 1111—
oquatlcd to create 1111 appetite and to
nutkc thoao who arc too thin lat. may
and hcaithy.
W11. haw had H0 much experience
with Vlnol and soon so 1111111y wonder»
i’ul curve performed by it, that we of-
l‘cr to return your money without. 1111111:-
tlon, it‘ it litlt'fi not accoumlluh all we
claim‘ for it
(“.1111 anything I111 more fair
thin? Try it on our guarautco
Clifford Pharmacy.
SIMILES IN RHYME.
(Chicago Journal.)
A11 wcl a1: a dish ------ as dry :11: a hour.
As liro an :1 bird -1111 ticad 1111 a stonc.
As plump 11:1 11 panridgcwuu poor :11;
a rat.
A11 strong on a horse, an wcnk no a rat.
A1; bard 1111 illnt~~11a soil on 11 mole.
Au whilc an n lily-1115 Mark as coal.
Au plnin on :1 plkcatnfi'm 1111 rough as :1
hour,
As tight as 11 drum «1:12.- il'cc as tho
.‘Iil‘.
Au hoary an loud .»
1111.
A14 stondy its lllllt‘«willii't'l‘ltliil :11: 11111:»
”lot".
A... hot :11: 1111 own—11:4 cold to: :1 Iron.
As guy 11,» :1 lurk was. sick as 11 dog.
As slow as a llll'iililit"'~tlri will as tho
limit
The.
no light :11: a tooth-
wind.
As 11-11.» 11.. tho nospt-l~~~tts false 11.11
mankind.
AH thin as 11 llt‘l‘l‘lllK— as lot 1111 11 pin.
An proud :1..- u pcarork ~:1.11 any as :1
grin.
A11 5111111111 as tinvrs~ its mild as a
down
As still 11:4 :1 pok1-1'1--»u.~' llnip as :1
Mayo.
A." blind as a l1:1t~~ns rloaf 111: :1 post.
As 1't‘tll an 11 cucuiubor-«A»
tonal.
»\'\'oiu11u low :1 11111111: l1I1altI1y 1111111-
pl1'\ion. l’urc blood main-s it. [lur-
dork lilood lilttcrs iiiakos purc blood.
WHEN A BRIDE IS NOT A BRIDE.
8.111111 London popcrr. have boon dis—
cumin: tho subject of lioucyiuoous
and how dcrulod that :1 lu'idc 111111111116
to I11' :1 "l11'i«|t"' anti lli‘d'illllt‘S :1 “\yil'c"
:1t‘t111' 1~i.\‘ \Vt't‘li‘t of matrimony.
Title is ulmurtl, lnwnuuc tlivt‘t' :11'11
11111111 Wlhl‘ \1'111111-11 \x'lm :11'11 lil'illi‘h (III
the -t:1,\',~' nl‘ tl111:1' llw'r»
iih‘ Will'lll 3U"
.itul illt’l'l‘ :11'1'
:1'11111 ldttllzlt 1111111111 “I111 rouno to I11"
brim. 111'1\.~u \'.'l\.1,~'.1.111111111114-lit-111::
llllt‘l 13:1'1'...i.liul.-. no How lino: 11.1111
uftor 11 wool: of mnrriod life, or it may
no down with a dull, sirkcnlng thud
after :1 wcck of llltll'l'lotl lilo, or it may
shine on 1111-1'1'ily to lllt‘ goldcu wr'dd1111:
A woman may know that shc has
collard to I111 :1 l11'l1l11 only:
Wliou Slll‘ llndu Ill‘l'M‘ll' saying uu~
rolnpli11111ntury things to low husband.
'l'lu- first time low i1111111nu1l rrlticixc's
lll'l' i‘1'o1ku.
Whon .N‘llt' discovora silo i1: ,ionlotm.
\l'hvu ho grown crooninit-al with his
kism-s.
\\‘tu1u shc l1oaiuu to 11:11:.
Win-11 I111 lit’t‘tlllll'r‘» sun-asth-
lho food.
When she doe->1. not mind coming to
hrculd'usl in popor 1'tli'iR.
\‘i'lun ll!’ tolls her how prcity some
otlu-r Woman looks.
\\'I1<‘n rho lll‘Klllti to romcmhcr tho
virtni's of tho man she didn‘t marry.
Witch :1 11:11:11 lu’u'oi‘llcs no dulct that
uho can plan a wholc frock bolwcou
the courses.
ululill
\\'lu1n I111 brains to colonize his
mother.
“'llt'll ho boning; to go out to his
rlub.
\\'l111n 11l1o bruins to boot up licr old
friends and onloy rolling on thcli.
thu be 1211111111: in lutt' for dinner.
Wlicn slu- forgets to romc homo {mm
the mntlncc in limo, to greet him he-
lorc diuncr.
When the days whcn ho is away ho-
gin to 111111111 too 1d1ort instead of too
long.
A11 1101111 of those things nccd ovor
happcu if two poopio are bent on pro—
louutua’ their hnppiuose, thorc ian't n
uricntint. living who could not an exact
date for thc unnlnu oi the honcyuioon.
:Minnv'npolle 'I‘tihuun
" .\h' Mina li11\'l11'y " lwuuu the
Wlllllll"l bruit-u l1 nullsh nohlcmnu.
with u uoull’oul look, “lot on not ho no
formal. May i not call you ‘lloidicfi
and will you not lllltll‘l‘hfi mo hy 111111111
uppropriulc 111111111 l'nmtllin "
'.1‘\Il iiulit ‘tlr111uipupt'” iutci'iuptvd
Ilu Ili'liiisti. 111111 I'hilndclphlu l‘1'.1~1111
.m. ..........«w..,.. .... 1,411. n...”
ONLY CURE FOR DYBPEPsIA.
Mru. Franklin Bush, of New Castle.
Dot. 11111111: "1 suffered (or years with
dynpepuia, used to have great dintreu
and belching i tried everything i
could hear at. but nothing helped me
until i took Brazilian Balm. and one 50
cent bottle cured me completely.”
For 11111111111. 11. 111.11.11.11. 1. 11. 131111-
If and tho (lliflord Phnmiicy. '-
«raw-w
Export 'l‘entlmonyw‘Whut door the
that expert nay?
“lie any» the priaoner la guilty."
"And the second expert?"
"Not guilty "
“Theron a third expert. hmt there?"
“You: do gay... both the other expert:
nre linrn."-llou1uou Chronicle.
Even it acme things reload to go
your way, there are other things.
W
Muuy 11 1mm lomm what little cut-ray
I11- tum while waiting for a riot: rela-
tive to die.
"How ii: your new maid plenum?"
'rlew maid" We have no 11121111111114"
"Wily. yea’. Hahn.“
"Oh. my doing, Why uhn' 11 been with
not 1 11.11.11 '1 nim'iw“«ttnriwr'um-
ml
11.21). 11.
Ecrabm'bed 1831‘ .
I
All Wool Ingrams.
hintiuincturcrs :11'1' advancing tlu' prices of Ingrnin Cat" .
pols, two zulvaucos having,r been made 1'1'c1111tiy and a third
Tvi‘lu 111'l tnil prices of our thin -,
‘ “ill 1l11u|1lir>s follow noon.
. "‘1'-
Read Co.
ll 1" 52"1...
1 i
.
Suptr lug: thins 11-11mm at the. 11.1.1111 figures in spite of thc
wliolcsolc 1111111..
is very 1'111111111'11'.
65 cts. a yand.
ingraiu .1\r1 81111111115, all sizes, 1111: very best rugs for
11011111111111; and dining rooms.
ilu: swing list of p.1ttc1n: and colmin 1:.
1:15 .
“IQ—3b.;
Iliun'nsious 2x3 1111 to 4x4.
Sale of Sample Rugs.
A lot of lingo direct from 1111- mills, about seventy-live
t'iu‘tu't Store.
are nearly all in (li'icutul efforts,
of 111cm are on hilit‘ in tho
'l'lit'y
Special at $7.00.
a .
The size 4.611013.
medium colors. _‘
, '1?
ea-'__
The Skirt Sale Continues.
'l'lu' 'i'nilt'tus at $4.113 :11'1' apprt'rintcd ior they have sold 1',
rapidly.
.\uoil11'r attraction is 21 l.11.~t1'1' i’otticout in black
21ml1'ol111'.~',$2.(111\':11111' for $1.50.
5111111 (lion's .l't'lilt‘tiiils, l)l'1'il}' for nothing dresses, ()8
1‘1» ...
t‘..l.11'111i ilriliinuliuc i'1'tti1'o:1t.<,.‘.z.98. \ i __. 1 L ,5
The P. D. Corset.
A i"r1'ut'li t'orsrt and :1 1:1'111'1'11l t':1\'111'it1'. Made from .
tlu Stil'it‘ri Iinwt lllillt'l'lill‘~ with j"('lllllllt‘ \1'1I1l1'I111111',it { 1
:ul: t111~1 it~11lf t1,1lii1'ii}.:11r1 5111':1<il\ that one docs not lealizc '5'
\llt is \1 11.111111, :1 1'111'11t 511 licht it is and agreeable HIUSC i
i1111.1"1.~t1-1l “ill illl(l .111 rxlui‘ic'iuctl CUISCIICI 11' in tllnrgc 0t .
1 ‘ . . . 1!
tho i . ll. tins \\t't‘l\. _ ,5
51111111 llt‘t‘t‘fisillt’n “11' mod at 111111511 cleaning ti1111': 1
l‘lt,'llll'11 \Virc. ,,,,,,,,,,,, Ti1'ls.‘.\ltltll1llllg Hooks, per 1loz., ..... u...
111 1115
(‘ar 111i 'I‘nt'l's, :’ il'gs, 101th. ' , _
' _ ', ' ' ' r llruss Tacks, package, .10 Chi.
t‘arpot limiting, ........ l.1 “l""Sliam Holders .............. 39 Cid.
hlotal llinding. .......... if. 1'ls..Sl1a1u Holders. .......... 39 cts. ..
Carpet Thread 2 hanks, . I. rte. '. Sillll‘ Buttons, “010111 3'35 ClB- ,_
1 ' . - 'Stair ltods .............. 1‘15 cts. '
>1 11 P111111 ............. i1 (IS. _.
"U". , 1 .1. l , , ,, rte (‘1'1111l1ct Rings. dozcu, .. 3 cts. it
Rug l1:11~t11111u.111/.111. 1.1 ",l-llu-ll' ()il Cloth, pcr yard, . ti eta. -
('urlaiu SU‘WII'WS -------- li-Wisuur on (11011:, . 111 and 12112 ots. 111i
Window Shades ........ :5 Cir. 1.1)11or Mats. ............ iii cts. .
I In lrnl |i>x1u1 liuildcr cxpcctrtl so long at the Toilet ‘?
.‘"11'1tlutl i1« '111'11' :1t i:1~~t. '
,, wall
The D. M. Read Co.
11.111111111111125 Son‘s
_ _. . .0. .,...._._.—g
FACTORY REMNANT AND
SURPLUS SALE
Fnda y Specialu'
Tapestry Mats,,250
Smyrna Mats, 50c
REGULAR PRIC 1‘4. 751:.
Fibre Mats, 500
REGULAR PRICE 7""'.
Granite Mats, 9%
REGULAR l'ltltll'l, $l.lll,
”*M m..............
Smyrna Rugs,
26x5 2, $1.49
REGULAR PRICE, $2.00.
Smyrna Rugs,
30x60, $1.99
ltl'ltlliluut l'ltllll'}. $3.00.
BARGAINS IN OTHER BUGS
R. “inhuman 8) Son.
3. WASHINGTON er.
1
haven/11111111111111. 'BATIOFI'ID v'vi'rH TH: 00:11. you
GET?
DEALER! ARE. ALIKI.
1911; 1’5”“
hell
: PHONE 3111-15.
in 111'
l! NOT. DON'T THINK THAT ALL COAL AND ALL
own, on A 7111111..
'7’»
Norwalk Chronicler