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“ A. Harris,
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bi od , re and rich to es
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EiST’NURilllli
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Miss Elsie Wickc ls visltng friends
in Stamford.
Miss Anna (lope, of Brooklyn. is a
guest or May Mavimii. of East ave-
mic,
Miss Katherine 'l‘lioliius, formerly a
resident of East Norwaik, but now of
Bridgeport, visited friends here ycsicr-
.iny.
Mrs. (i, ll. King and daughter (lrah
Mui have returned to their home in
last Norwaik. after a stay of a mouth
at the Wells House, in Stony Brook,
1.. I.
A number of tennis players from
here are to participate In file coming
tournament of tlic Juanita (lilting (link
of ldast Noi'walk, on Saturday, Sep-
tember 3.
Alonzo Wheeler has returned from
his visit to the (l. A. II. cncaliipnicni
at llosiou. lie IIIIII a very pleasant
time while there arid rcncwcd many
old acquaintances.
Tomorrow the annual outing of the
Advent Christian Sunday school will
be held. Special trolley cars have. been
chartered and the, members of the
Sunday school will be taken to Seaside
Park for the day. it is believed that
a large number will attend this pleas-
ant. affair.
The services at the Advent Christian
Church yesterday were well attended
particularly during the morning ser~
vice, when the well-known iiircliard
sisters rendered; a number of vocal sc-
lcctions, Miss Meta llircliard, who
has lately returned to her home, In
planning to remain here for several
works more if it can be arranged.
The services at the East Avenue
Methodist Church yesterday were high-
ly interesting and the attendance at
both services was large. The pastor,
Rev, Edward Cunningham being away
on his vacation. the pulpit was occu-
pied iii the morning by iDI‘. Nice, of
Belle island. Besides being a moat
eloquent preacher he is a duo violin-
ist and rendered a number of violin
solos during the service. The meet-
ing in the evening was in charge of
the Epworth [league and the. congrcga
lion listened to a fine and inspiring
talk by Charles Warner who spent.
Sunday with James lillommedi’cu. Mr.
Warner also delivered an address to
the children of the Sunday school
which was highly enjoyed,
ROWAYTON.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank 'l‘lioall are enter-
taining friends from out of town.
Dr, Charles liar-kley upturned yes-
terday frorii a lengthy trip abroad.
Harry E. Scoueld, of Highland ave-
nue, a lay preacher, and a former ros-
iiieut of Stamford. preached in the
Methodist Episcopal Church, Spring-
_ iIilIC, Sunday morning.
DARIEN AND NOROTON.
The Noroion Hose Company will
have a fair and festival on September
1. 2 and 3 in their headquarqters here,‘
A new fruit store has been opened
in the building owned by Swift Broth.-
crs, beef packers, south of the. rail-
road track.
it is understood that ,Thoophile Eu-
,pbrat is to purchase the old semin-
ary buildings here. lie has had an op—
tion on the property for some time.
The Darlene did not go to Stamford.
Saturday. on account of the storm, and
the Name with the T. A. B.'s in that
place was postponed until next Satur-
day afternoon.
The Chindblom property at Noroton
Heights, of which Captain Frank D.
Layton, of South Norwaik, is the ad-
ministrator. was sold at public auction
last Saturday, to Genaro Frate. .
--Grocerles of every description at
Strct‘s Cash Grocery.
Rev. C. E. Ryder. of Stamford. of-
ficlateii at the Congregational Church.
yesterday morning, in place of the
pastor, Rev. H. S. Brown. who is
spending his vacation at Fairflcld
Beach. Dr. Ryder's discourse was an
excellent one. .
A new road is soon to be opened up,
running from the Connecticut Turn-
pike to Maple street. This will be
.very useful for those driving from
Rnwayton and the direction of Roton
Point. as it will furnish them quite a
short cut, which will be much appre-
ciated. A large amount of property
will thus be opened up, and after be-
ing improved will be sold for building
ots.
There is no abatement in the uni-
sance which. exists in the oentetr of
the town caused by carting ill smell-
ing fertiliser from a car on the spur
tracks north of the railroad station.
right through the main streets to the
farm of John Garvin. it is understood
that steps are to be taken toward pre-
senting a petition to Mruilarvin to
have him stop the work, as at is very.
unpleasant indeed for all :his fellow
townsmen. ~ ,
The Columbia Hotel is still being
conducted under the direction of Walt.
any I". iley, brother of the late pro-
prising, Intentionailey. and the ad-
ministrator of the»- escste“ of the de-
oensd. '- Tami
fiscal in:‘tem_
m ‘
Pickett. =-of Siam:
is my...“
great dealsbout Ayer’s Sar-
uplands—how it makes! the
up t e nervous a stem 9 cars
eeks. Askyour design «Li...
cu aye doubtless heard a
"Ce.
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friends who would like to see him in
control. , ,.
WESTPORT.
was a recent visitor here.
Miss Emma Corbett, of Brooklyn, N.
Y.. is the guest of Miss (lrucc Meeker.
Miss Jessie 'l:otteu has returned
home from n visit with friends in New
Haven,
it has been decider] by the. trolley-
ineu to give a clam bake at Compo, but
the date for the event has not yet been
ilxcd.
Among the late arrivals at Falrvlew
farm are tiio Misses Mao Murphy.
Katherine Niilty and Margaret Henry.
of lirooklyn, N. Y.
it is mrly to talk about the dedica-
tion of the proposed Masonic l-isll. but
not too early to hint at the purpose
of making both the laying of the cor-
iicr stone also the dedication rad let-
for events in the Masonic lines here.
“The New Century Path" is received
now regularly at Wesiport and south-
port public libraries, III)“ is found in
the reading room. Its dial is human-
itarian work. it is non political and
non sectarian. it is found in most of
the libraries in United States and
Europe.
A stock company has boon formed
by Temple. Lodge i", & A; M.. for the
purpose of erecting a new building for
the organization. The company will
have a capital of 820.000. and will put
up a substantial brick structure. The
plans have. not been frilly decided up-
on as yet.
At a meeting of the Westport Ll’
brnry and Reading Room Association
the following committee was appoint—
ed to have charge of the erection of
the proposed new library building:
William 1.. Taylor, A. S. llurlbutt.
John S. Jones, E. B. Wilcox and W.
ll. Sexton. -
Local fire laddlcs are planning to
join issues and attendlho Southport
carnival us one body. It is probable
that they will make the trip on Mon-
day nlght. .Of course a representative
body of the fair set: will be on hand.
and the. chief factor after seeing the
sights. will be the hop that is nightly
to close the mtertainments.
Members of the Musical Society here
afforded the patients at the Westport
Sanitarium, recently a treat in an in‘
formal concert given at the lodge.
Among the participants were: Dr. and
Miss Edith Butler and Miss Georgia
lilackmun. The event was heartily
enjoyed and it would be quite in order
if more of them was vouchsafcd. ii‘ew
are so aillloted, but that they find
pleasure and oil times benefit in so
simple a prescription as music. and
there are many institutions of n simi-
lar kind where it is served tip as a
steady medicinal diet. .
GLEN BROOK.
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A son was born to Mr. and
drown, Holmes avenue, Thursday mom-
lug.
llc‘rman Grandoff, of New York. was
a guest of Mr. and Mrs. Owen Brom-
Ileld. Oak avenue, this week.
Mrs, Sylvester Hunt, of South Nor-
walk. is a guest of her sister. Mrs.
Wilbur E. Lewis, Crescent street.
Mr. Booth and family, who have
been residents of Glenbrook for the
past year, are, soon to remove to But-
falo.
NOTES OF THE SEASHORE.
Miss Gwendolin Hartwell, of 18 West
street, Dsnbury, has gone to Belle is-
land, to spend several days.
Despite the storm of Saturday night
there was a good-sized crowd dancing
at Roton Point pavilion, and the mo-
sic by Professor Lowe‘s orchestra was
much enjoyed.
Professm- Nelson Show the vocalist
and pianist. who has been one of the
features of Roton Point for the past
two weeks, completed his engagement.
yesterday. He sang several selections
on the hotel verandah, accompanied
by the orchestra.
A large excursion is backed for
Roton Point, tomorrow. when the mem-
nany. and friends, of Mt, Vernon, will
be present. Theywill come on the
barge Empire and tug Glenpove. Sev-
eral hundred people unexpected.
le Royal Arcannm Council, of
Greeupoint, New .York. started on an
excursion to Rot-3n Point, mturday
afternoon. The barge Church was
in tow of the tug Glen Cove and steam-
er Isabel, and several hundred people
were on board. The vessels succeed-
ed in lighting the storm up the Sound.
as far as Collendar's Point. when it
was decided to return to New York
city, and postponed the excursion.
——Scrofala, salt rheum. eryslpelas,
and other distressing eruptive diseases
yield quickly and permanently to the
cleansing. purifying power of_ Bun
dock Blond Bitters.
. INJURED. IV TROLLEY CARS. .
« MILFORD, Mass" Aug, 22.—:ln a
trolley car collisions on the Midvy
Division of the Milford and Uxbridge
Btret Railway early today. Motorman
:Isving Gay. ofsa, Med bound car. was
severely bruised. and Charles Nugent.
.msenger, was cut on the head and
somewhat hurt a t the back. Con-
mesablo damage was done" to
. .os yous; pecans sunny.
Warren W. Foster. of New York,-
bers of Washington Fire Engine Com- *
INC! IMN.
Said Things About bummer Folk
Which Were Cutting.
The De Vondo Stock Comany's
;weck In the Opera house liasbcen pro-
dueive of much that has been amusing
and edifying and much that. was not.
Much of that which was neither amus-
.- lug not cdlfying bad no place on the
program of the week. it was thrown
in gratuitously by patrons and by play-
ers.
Early in the week. the denizens of
the upper regions of the theatre began
to take liberties with Mr. DeVonde
and his company. which the star re
seated. Then some guy young fel—
lows and maidens who iI‘G spending
the summer at Sound Beach. and are
always on the lookout for a lurk. at-
tempted to outdo the gallery gods.
Most their pranks were confined to the
period between the nets, and did not
come to the star's attention il'ntil af-
ter the performance.
Thursday night Mr. Devonde was
producing a new play which requir-
cd no little concentration. One of his
principal support was ill and hardly
an to the task cut out for her. Conse-
quently. when some of the audience
began to show signs of misbehavior
he stopped the play suddenly, and
began to say things that grated some»
what on the nerves of the sensitive
creatures in the upper regions. Before
he was done. the actor-playwright turn-
ed lils attention to the gay summer
boy and girl. and said several cutting
things about the behavior of seine
New York people in a rube town at a
robe theatre and a robe show. it was
easy to see that the young man was
‘;mad" olean through. He did not
mince words. and iils remarks hurt
the feelings of some of the audience
to such an extent that they left the
house there and then. Saturday night
the performance was carried through
without interruption of this sort.—
Stamford Advocate.
AUTO WRECK NEAR BERLIN.
Three Hartford Merl AreISerIOusly in-
jured.
BERLIN. Conn, Aug. 22,—Whlle go-
ing down the steep lilll between this
town and Kcnsingtou, yesterday morn-
ing at a high rate of speed, a big auto-
mobile in which were three Hartford
men and a chauffeur was wrecked by
the bursting of a tire. and two of the
occupants. Edward Hale, and N, B.
Bernard. are now in the New Britain
hospital, suffering from serious inju-
ries. William Sullivan was also taken
to the hospital soon after the accident.
but was able to leave during the day.
The chauffeur escaped injury.
it is considered remarkable that
none of the men were killed as the
machine dashed at full speed into a
telegraph pole, wrecking it completely.
It was going down a hill at a good rate
when a forward tire burst. which cana-
ed the machine to swerve toward the
trolley tracks. The angle. at which the
car struck the railway tracks was
sharp and as lie tracks are well
above ground at that place. the auto-
mobile was thrown into the air sev-
eral feet and turned over on its side
after striking the telegraph pole
throwing the occupants in all direci
lions. .
Hale was made unconscious. there
being a ball out on his head, and the
others, with the exception of the
chauffeur. were more or less injured.
it was stated last night that Hale had
concussion of the brain and his con-
ditlon is sanewhat critical.
MILITIAMEN‘C NEW UNIFORMS.
Clean Clothes to Wcfi to the Bull Run
Battle Field September 3.
The members of Companies F and D.
the local organisations of the Connec-
ticut National Guard. have received
their new khaki uniforms which were
ordered recently by Captains Oomstock
and Bloomer. as directed'by the quar-
termaster’s department. and the coin.
panics will go to .camp at Manassas
with brand new clean clothes. The
uniforms arrived Thursday and during
the past two days have been distribut-
ed to all the men.
The new uniforms are pratically the
same. as the old ones but they are new
and clean. The khaki material is the
same, but the buttons on the new unl-
forms are bronze instead of brass, and
the chevrons for the noncommissioned
emcers are smaller and are inverted
according to the new regulations.
New campaign bats are also included
in the new uniforms. These have a
cord of light blue and a bronze letter G
and figure ii, indicating the company
and regiment. New chevrons have
also been received for the blue out
forms of the officers. Only the otllcen.
will carry their blue uniforms.
The companies also received a new
line of mess pans for use in camp, two
new camp kettles, and a set of picks.
shovels and axes.
Orders from Colonel Fitch command
the Third Regiment to mobolise at
Stamford and leave that city at I
o'clock, Saturday, September 3.
SOME GOOD CATCH E8.
What has two eyes that can’t set
two ears and can't hear. four legs ant
can't walk or run. and yet can jump at
high as Bunker Hill monument? ‘
Answer—A dead cat.
But how can a. dead cat jump at
high as Bunker Hill monument?
Answer—How high can Bunker Hil
monument jump? ‘
Say in an off-hand way to a friends
"I am sure to know this. so answer
quickly. Who killed Cain?”
Nine‘tlmes out of ten the answer will
be, Abeiffl ‘
-—“l can make you say. ‘No i
haven't!’ ”
B—“Well. just try iti”
A—"Well, I was traveling in Wiscon-
sin iast July. It was very hot, and I
was quite thirsty when I reached Esu
Claire. So I stepped into a restaurant
and asked the waiter to bring me the
most refreshing beverage he had. He
looked somewhat pussieI, but present-
ly brought in a. tray containing a glass
of milk, a glass of iced tea and a hot
cup of coffee. Now, tell me, which
would you have chosen?" .
-—(cautlously)—-"Coflee.”
A—(in applrlst consternation)~
"Oh. you've heard it before! "
B—(isdimshtlrl-J‘No. . I haven't"—
L . M
Delightful Barn Dance
Given dilijl'iltilis farms
Mrs, T. H. Mason. of New York, En-
tertained Employees and Fdondo,
Saturday Night.
GREENS FARMS. August 22.-A
most delightful and enjoyable "barn
dance” was given here Friday night.
by Mrs. T. H. Mason, of Ney York. to
her employees and their numerous
friends. The affair was ‘a huge suc-
cess in every way. and all those prea-
bnt are now eagerly looking forward to
the nest dance that Mrs, Mason. It is
said, will glv before long.
The barn which the festivities
,took place. is an immense atone struc-
ture. with a floor that is ideal for danc-
ing, and on this occasion the interior
bf the building. decorated lavishly as
,lt was with myriads of svespsoentlng
flowers, dazzling Japanese Ihulerul
and great handsome silk flags, looked
like a vast, bewildering fairy garden.
This beautiful effect was vastly
heightened by reason of the stunning
yet entirely appropriate costumes worn.
'by many of the ladies present. The.
whole, indeed, was a perfect picture,
and one that is seldom watched in
more pretentious surroundings. Mrs.
Mason herself Opened the dance by
leading o! with her ooschmsn, lidward
Williams, as partner: and she was
quickly followed by Miss inwis, who
in a daughter by a former marriage;
and by hhr specially invited guests,
Miss Jergeson, of New York. and the
Messrs. Footc. also of New York. The
ciiipioyees and their friends then got
in line, and the grand march proceeded.
This In itself was a feature and a strik-
ing one at that; for many beautiful
and intricate figures were gone
through without a bitch. and the grace-
fiii movements of those participatan
frequently evoked rounds of well-mer-
ited applause. Excitement ran high
when the march broke up and the an-
nouncement was made “to take part:
ncrs for the insects." Everybody
was happy and enjoying himself to the
.full, and many a sigh of regret was ’
heard when the “good night waltz”
was player] at 1:30 a, m.
A fine big spread was enjoyed at
intermission. this being another in-
stance of Mrs. Mason's liberality and
added to this were the many beautifil
souvenirs that she gave to all those
present.
Mrs. Mason, who is well-known for
her splendid charities and kindly na-
ture, is deservedly popular with. every-
body at the “Farms.” and now that she‘
has started the “ball a-rolling" with
ham dances for hes employees and
friends, the belief is prevalent that:
her praisoworthy action will be
promptly followed by other wealthy
cottagers here.
Of the one hundred or more dancers
present were the following: Mrs. T.
H, Mason. Miss Lewis and Messrs.
Foote, Thomas Shaughnessy, Jr., and
wife, Miss Lizzie Shaughnessy Martin
Shaugiinsssy, Mamie Lowery, Harry
Lowery. Sadie Lowery. John Egan,
Jack Croker. Frank Murphy, Jack
Warren Margaret McCormick, Mary
Jones. Asie Brown, Bertha and Char-
les Omichen. James Wheian. Arthur
Hull, John Wood, Charles Marooney,
Andrew Marooney Thomas McDon-i
ough. Mary McDonongh, John Coy, Pat.
rick Quinn. John Quinn, Jennie Stew-
'art Patrick Harvey Miss Brown and
Brother, and Charles Mitchell. .
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A RHYME FOR WORD.
A teacher in one of the Brooklyn
schools had been instructing one of her
pupils in what constitutes a rhyme.
"Now," said she, “all those who think
they understand what a rhyme is will
hold up their hands. _
Every little rascal in the room shot;
up his hand, though it is doubtful that:
one of them really comprehended the
subject.
“Very well,’ said the teacher. “Who
can give me s. rhyme for ‘word‘!’
Not a hand went up.
“Why, you all said you understand"
what s rhyme is. Surely you ought to
be able to find one for a simple word
like ‘word.’ " ,
Motionless silence ensued.
The teacher looked significantly
through the window at the branches of
a tree near by. ”What little creature
hops from limb to limb!" she asked by
way of suggestion. __
Instantly a little girl put up her
hand and shook it vigorouly,.trying
to attract the teacher's attention before
anybody else could answer the ques-
on. ‘
“Well, Mary?"
”A flea, ma'am."
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GENERALIZED TOO MUCH.
Judge Stoddard, of New Haven, says'
the New York Commercial, occasional-
ly llvcns things up with a bit of a
story. ‘
He told the other day of a young
student at the Yale Law School who.
in a disputed point of law, had held ‘
aut against all the class, and even
gainst the lecturer who had raised the
mint. An appeal was taken to the
icon of the school, and. the student
waved to be in the right. A natural.
'esult was that the youngster become
0 disputatious and opinionated that he
van a general nuisance about Rosario
tall. Atl est one of the veteran In-
:tructors, to whom be appealed to sun-
all him in an expressed opinion that.
us utterly wrong, put a qu-letus on the
mmptious youth by caustically re-
narkinp , , _ ,.
“See here, young man. don't get it _
nto your head that just because you,
reopened to be right once. you have
turned the right to make a damned,
3001 of yourself for the rest of your
natural life.” ' ’ I.
"I am a self-made man." said III.
proud individual. "Well, you are on
right except as to your head." com-
mented the other part of the can?”
tion. "How‘s that?" "The part you .
talk with is out of proportion to the
$11 you think with.”—Ssn meteors
asp. .
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gin her ay’s we t that ‘ once
of a careful morning toilet... Thule”.
nothing to be gained .from .
ness in . No business M
be too well dressed. No
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