. in Matthews in Harper's
- Weakly“)
anal Guard colonel * of
years' experience sat on a
l- r when you used to do
a friend.
not what i was thinking of."
T991!!!” " How times have
3, "Way back in ’77 i was put
,1 duty in front of the armory
south street. Riot duty we
m on. An orderly came to our
And said to the captain, 'Biil.
‘ ionsl, wants you to put a guard
front of the armory.“ ‘You tell
' to Ballyhoo.’ was the answer
' -...wont back, and then one
line nants said to the captain.
‘ ’ than we had better let him have
" .. M‘ ”Fright: said the captain.
' "4‘ it to on guard duty.’ ‘l
." said Jim; ‘don't you
‘ and [are going out to break-
;erf’ “That’s so,’ said the
, andthen they selected me.
wn't even a member of the com-
‘3'. strum doing duty with them,
,M. ct in. if i hail shot a
would ve been murder, Well,
,5 , , ‘up and down for an hour or
. . Md .then I went into the armory
mooted when i would get my break-
‘ ,1”th told me not to mind about
" litio thing like that, and i got mad
said I'd buy it myself. So i went
the corner. put my musket in a
ink" restaurant, had a good feed
ass i normally went. back again.
,gad up.snd down there for
. . ., or and on, When i got
mrlffl‘ihfldelnd'rest. When any
“Wilhelmina came along i would
,oih a block or two with them. l'd go
golf post at In! time to get my meals.
mitt“! day i got tired and sang
theflooinpany quarters that i
t to‘lie relieved. They sent an-
. , man down, and i went across
townie a reistive‘s, had a bath and a
noon, and came back when i got
ready. That was guard duty in time
riot of twenty-five years ago, Now
.1 bullish: man for the slightest
' fdutyn often wonder what
. . «if he knew!”
.- “ancy a regular doing that!" was
'itho friend's comment.
.5 "That's all right." said the colonel.
_ ' "bubyon and most people have an idea
1.. that regulars are so vastly superior to
national guardsmen that it is ridicu-
‘ i to compare them. i tell you it
don't so. We‘re up against an entirely
. «different game from the regulars, and,
what's more. we do our work as well
"if not better than they would do it.
his the watchword with the Na-
' Guard! I'll tell you. It‘s hus-
, A‘summons comes in the night.
e" bugler doesn't stand outside his
‘ t and toot, toot, and then there you
- your ' men. No, it's a grand
Itle all over town, and in four hours
We got your men at a railroad sta-
and of! you go. -
J{What's the watchword with the regy
, It's deliberation. Don't be in
_ any, don‘t get excited, is the mean-
. g awry prove they make. Why. l,
. ‘we got word in the Spanish
WJosanove to a certain camp fire
Waffle 30mg to the front. in ten
minutes 1 had the officers before me.
How soon can you move?’ i asked.
, ,Haifah hour,i was the answer; i went
,nndreported to the regular-army om-
' command. I said, ‘We could go
Moon. but we'll be ready sure
Emmi-ow morning.’ ‘Let's see.‘ said
Jig?“ ’Tlhis is Myonday. d Don:
, comm scary. ou sen wor
M_W=ypu will be ready to start
' erodnesdayS There you
, Wynn our game is different. A
' in service has. a dednlte enemy.
5thhat'enemy wears a uniform.
‘ where he is, what he looks
you know what he do when
5, in. in our work the man that
q , e-Itreet tease-yon par-
, , may use a stick of dynamite on
m did next minute, and you never
vim when ,‘gaomts newer", I'll?!-
', I" GUM“? 5'3
't ’ lihot' n ‘a height-car
.. in 1892. i almost believe
there yet. The guardsman
‘oiuough to get a' clean gun
mine”. and no one
out ,who did thatshooting.
* unrated: “iii.“
. 5- t. ‘ at cost .
‘ masseuse needjo
MI I man when obey~
. .. as. tines-have changed
5- sl Guard, and the highest
1‘ nowadays is, not to have an
no. a club-house and have a
a misbut to do you”
in 5 , couldn't-do it.
‘ v
.ri
'0
'4. it t3 L
tsit=mhitiuastheu
theta a man.
m
, . New With
the” regulars that he
‘ unsalted had
. .. m as many little
. thsttbe regulars used
. ing that man up. anti it was a marvel-
' tht’sf the 'Memdtlf‘y,
ile- «trauma: the greatest helps in the ad-
. who-knew nothing of mill try duty. not I
'. M’m‘m , .
my mm
A . Ht .5 w“ “ ‘
. ii» i
..1. ,‘ "I ’ " .
‘ '9’ , . '.‘.’
i the world is in better shape. Take
t matter of food. i remember when
the best borders-ration! was a u bill
-ia your pocket. When we got to But-
faloin 1802, we had been eighteen
hours without food. They said we were
going to camp on a form. A great cheer
went u when-we heard the news. We
could a the' fresh eggs, fine buttstr
'and chickens and nice vegetables all
being ooolrsd for us. soldiering wasn‘t
so' bad; after all. We were going into
a land of milk andrhouey. Well. that
farm-was 'a swamp filled with rail-
road .cistlers, and there was nothing
but grain-elevators and mosquitoes in
si lit:- We had' no food for nearly
f 'ty-eight hours more; ‘
“One of the odlcera went into Buf-
falo, got on order on a wholesale gro-
cery house, had to hire a furniture van
to haul the supplies out to camp. The
boys pulled the van into camp with a
great about. Well. there were no
cooking utensils. i remember my com-
pany got a big wash-boiler and we
made a stew. Every one. took at hand
in the cooking. We noticed a peculiar
scum on top of the stew. but the aroma
‘from that stew was so grand that we
didn’t cart: about tho looks, nd Wc just
skimmed the scum off and lot her
simmer.I And how we did out it! When
we got through stunt: one looked in the
boiler. and there were the rcuiiiins of
a bar of soap that We had neglected
to remove. But there nchr was a bet.
ter stew in tho world than thiit. soap
and all.
“Well. what hiippcus nowadays?
Every company has its poriubie stovc.
its cooks. and every man has his iittlc
knife and fork and spoon and plate
attachment. And then there are inciit—
clenvors and big knivcs and everything,
needed to go along. and it's all patzittii
tip snug and fine anti no guardsmuu
ever gees hungry. He even carries con-
densed rations. good for one day's sup.
ply. lie docsn‘t need the $5 bill in his
pocket any more. He's as wcll equip-
ped as any regular could be. ond his
comtnissary is in just as good a condi-
tion. We are sending out the men from
their comps on marches of one or two
days. making them‘take cure of them»
selves as they go along. Regulars
couldn't do any better,
'As to the health of inch in the field,
wcii. nothing is neglected. l remem-
her. just to show the difference, it ‘iong
roll“ in the camp at Pcckskili it'll years
ago in the night. We all tumbled out
~of coiirsc, in thosc days the tip had
been sent around what to expect-40
moot the enemy. Well. we disposed of
him all right. and as l was coming
back to camp one of the general offi-
cers. who was trying to get out of the
way of the buttery that was making a
short cut, stumbled in the dark ovcr
the ropes of a tent, fell badly. ctit him-
self terribly on the tout-poles, and
woe one of the worstdooking objects in
the world. We. got the doctor as soon
as possible. He had crude appliances
and no helpers. i left my command to
assist,thc doctor, and l a captain! We
had a smoky kcroscuo lamp to give its
light; no acetylene gas, as in these
days. it wuss disagreeable job patch-
lous piece of work, considering our
mciigre equipment.
“What is the situation now? We
have men enlisted in every company as
a hospital outfit. Why. sometimes, you
can't keep out of their clutchcs. l.ct
a man have a headache. They will
actually seize hlni. bundle blin off to a
hospital. and not let him go. Let a
man suggest that he has a pain. These
Red Cross fellows pounce on him, even
swat him to make him think he really
is sick; then they coddle him and turn
him out with great pride the next (lay
a wall man. Let a man fall in the
ranks or get hurt. Does a captain leave
his men and go to assist the major
doctor or captain doctor? Not much.
Nobody pays any attention to the
stricken man. The hespital gang is
there on the Jump, and we go right,
along. Why. we used to have to bor-
row an ambulance whenever We went
out. Do we do it nowadays? l guess
not. We even have the harness for the"
horses all ready. And the medicine
chest is a marvellous thing. Let a man
complain of a brown taste in the
mouth. He goes to the doctor—he
wouldn’t think of such a thing at home,
Give him Number 31. or whatever it is,
says thc doctor. and the pills or the
powders«no liquids—41m doled otit.
‘And the camp inspection! Twice a
day they are made“ Every omccr
knows how to pitch a camp nowadays.
‘Wood and water‘ is the trick 'to learn.
Get your water from the highest point
up stream, and let the camp drainage
go into the stream the farthest point
possible below.
“Talk about discipline". The enlisted
man today uses the third person in ad:
dressing officers. He comes up to ‘the
captain and says. 'l have the first
sergeant's permission to speak to the
captdin.‘ If you're the captain, yeti
would have said in the old days: ‘Why.
i'sn thercaptaln. Yondunkhead. don't
you know that? 'Now-‘yod' say. 'Well.
what is it?’ This custom of using the
third person runs through all the ranks.
There‘s no famiiarlty with officers. You
don‘t hear a captain called 'Blll' by his
area» any more. Every man in the
guard is able to repeat. just as he would.
a secret society's ritual, the duties of a
entry. .:[ remember asking a lot 'of
oflicers once to repeat that formula.
They couldn't do it. Two weeks later
every man had it. Then they made ev-
ery one of their subordinates. learn the
same thing, and so it spread until today .
an enlisted man of a few months who
cannot rattle tha‘ thing off isn’t fit to
be is the guard. The great point is
5 things aretnoar
thbrtiuglrly understood by the private
as well as by the pulsar.
vsncement of the National Guard of the
state has been “theihuishment'of the
ornamental officer, the man who hadto
wear a uniforaiiion show
i:
eves enough torrents sword prom.
Readyvmsdehoofia‘els “(hit that . are
gone. Why when l Joined the National
‘0! liewmaare were no less
f and eighteen
triennial-1M. to say nothing,
Militia
led with Kidney
doctors nor medicines {are blunder.
put him nit-bis feet inishort order and
my. Baxter;
edits cone.
. ‘fl‘ r
b . 1’" . , ..
:the illinols governor resom lodge re.
merit of cavalry made up of raw re-
orbits.
"What is the situation in New York
state now? There is Just one major-
gencral anti only four brigadicrs. ()u
'tlic governor's stuff there are only two
civilians, although the governor is on-
fitlcd to appoint four. The run of the
staff is made up of men detaiiotl from
the various milltui'y organizations of
the slate, anti tiioy are trained mop.
Thcy know how to wear; military
clothes on social occasions, and thcy
also know how to pcrform real military
duties when it is rcqulrcd. (lovornor
Black is entitled to the crodit of shop
lng off these list-less officers. He sigiicd
the bill making thc change. and (lov-
einor ilooscvcli put the law into effect,
Governor ()ilell has carried out the pur-
posc of it with the utmost slriciness,
Said to "be a fine 5. ,
Prospect for Oysters
Large Yield of n Desirable Quality in
the Neighborhood of New York,
' and Big Export. Expected.
Although oysters urn rt-t't‘ivctl n.ul
disposed of in the Now York mnihct
throughout the siimmcr. More .s ol-
wnys a largo increase in the demand
for them after the first of September.
when the regular scasoii opens. and ii
heavy supply will begin to arrive next
. wuck, Wholesale dealers say that pros-
Ipecta are good for an abundant yield
of marketable oystcrap'anti that they
lcaving vacant two places which iic season. A ”no... has been pupils]...
“"1“" till “’l‘“ “VI““M' s thatlhc Connecticut oyster beds, along
"NW" ‘1" ””3 “’15 mm a ““‘m ““0““ the Sound, do iinl promise miicb of
effect in tho manor of discipline and of
prcst-i‘viut: lhc military esprit dc corps
with the sunrd- Soldierlns l“ 0" '1 liockaways um Points, Knit nun
strict business basis with us. and. us i l Shrpwnburya‘nm all rt'ilill‘il‘d as hay.
sold bci‘orc ilic giiurdsnian is striving . ing grown well and as ML 'i‘iicy ,m.
not so much to do his work as well as ‘ said to he of better mmlity now than
a rcsiilur. but bctier than u i‘cgiiliii‘.,al any time km vcur and they ._m
l.ci mo illustrate. if there is anything i, mommy lniprOVc it'll thct- itccp growing
'ilfli a roguulr likes to get out of it mm] ”,9 ice “"1"", m.“ year, 1N
‘5 ”N‘s“ pnradc. ”9 ““"i‘ ‘0 "W'h ”f it iconic unexplained l'cusoil. oysters did
rliiit when he is t-xciisctl from if he is : not grow “.9“ and fl“. Hm, was gcn-
likc a be." who gcts let out of school ,‘ orally vcrv mm in both me and (bill
curly. and inwardly he fccls like givlnfi ' iiv .One dealer dcciurcd that tho Ncw
a whoop. How is it with a giiurdsmuu? , ‘30,.“ (mm..- njnrkpl sum-rod a loss
‘Wiinr? Not pursdc?‘ he says. ‘Whut do last 9.5.1,“ m not legs than 400,000
we come here for?‘ He wants to parade. 1 barrels. on “(IL-(“nu “f m.» pour stock.
““ "Oi‘i‘n'i he" ”1“ “W ““‘l h“ll'f'lind that mniiv tit'lllt"i‘.~' sud jobbnrs.
boom of the band every night. in lb!“ 1““. (immune producc mcrt'nniits in
your. ilc likes to fool the vanity that , lhc “maul gm“... (-u. oven-rs out ti’
comes from wearing a iinifor mon it ”,0“. “mm,“ "I“,‘geum- 'l‘iiis 39,150“.
”MW occasion. n in bPili‘Veil ‘hll‘Ne\\‘ York (iv-fliers
“To hnrk back to discipline. let me .5 will “1109'“ themselves. The forego-
iuiz cstimate of last ycnr's deficinnry
give you another striking instance of“
the great improvement that hits gonc w,” considered “,0 high 1,}, Rome deal-
t‘l'y, but oil said that the loss was
a harvest. according to the New York
Evening Post.
on. The National Guardsmen used
to regard it as a nuisance to intro to bc i li":l\’_\'. and that thc oniy ppmuns “q“,
saluting his officers all ihc timc. Why lprclhpd by the condition of thc martini
should he solute iiill or Jim or any of i “cm: a f'iw Soutiicru sud Massachu-
hi" MGM“ “'h‘l .‘llr‘i happened ‘0 b“ 1‘“ i sctis oystcr growers. who the plnutcrs
officer and was no better than he? Hc l at It‘rccpori |., i.. wheru the stock was
didn't do it. that's all. Now be under ‘ uncommonly good.
stands that saluting is a military priv-; One dealer said um... had imp" rp.
iicgc of the highest kind. .
. ports that oysters had not grown chi
"it is harder on the officer than on i this y...“- at Fur lint-kuwiiy and certain
himself. The office must reply to “iollicr pm”... in Long puma. but that
hundred salutes where hc has to give , ho had j‘m mum on lusucctlon of the
(W‘- 1 "9V" “0th WWI a man “'3‘” ' oystcr grounds of itockutvny and Can»
dorsn‘t salute me. I just say to him. , 3,.qu and “mm, “H n... H“wk iookihu
‘Wlllll M0 you lllldi‘l’ lll‘l‘i‘ril 10"? Y0“ .’ vci‘y ‘liTll’. both in his ‘own beds and is
know it man under arrest is‘nevcr al-lihoso ot’ othcr lllfllllvl‘s from whom
lowed to salute. ‘i under arrest? hr the had arrangod to purchase. it was
Ffll'fi- ‘i'm 110’ “NW “"9”” 'Wh." “0“" 5 probable. he thought, that the general
i’flllwllllt‘?'illfik. illWl'lllllii' ”'9 Mil" ‘crop in this neighborhood would be
once tip. and that man never forgets. i ”09"th and this view was coiiflrmcd
He begins to understand that it ill Him that o'ioihcrs in the trade. Prices,
privilege to salute. and he shows his i if was agreed “fluid 1... imply to bc
officers cycry time they pass him that ’nbout ,3... “5m... mun Points are
he knows what his duty is. and that hr 3 now fetching 54,50 ppr barrel. while
cxpccis to have his dillit‘nl'iili‘fl rcsponil ; lost your they were mm at 34 and
and recognize ii. , “,2; "pr 1”,er [hp put-m- pricc inch
"The Nll‘ilmlll ”mm! "f N""" “"1“ . being tliic to thcir poor quality. Rock-
ns a result of all this improvoincnl. It- i “ways are now bringing “.30 nor 1.000,
today in a state of efficiency that ; which I, about u... "on...” rate. n is
makes it able to bcar comparison with bvnpwd that [hp m-p-ps quoted will
any military organization of its slam "0,4,0 materially changed.
in the world. The people of the slain ‘ Shipments ADI‘OId
do not realize it. The day of the lift ,
soiiiitr' has gone. With the new Dick | New ‘0'“ dealcrs have already be-
gun to ship oysters in points in the
bill in opcrnlion the regular nimv, . .
omccrs will find the stale soldiers re... “'98! 'Jllii in NW 3 Mil Slfllfi- About
,1}. for any “m1 “1 work at lluy ”m. six weeks litter tic shipments from
and that they will stand the closcst Baltimore “”1 "W?" '0 compalo “'1'“
(“mulls”); with the re Him-3," I those from this city in the estcrn
I g . ; markets. llaitimtn'c ships to New Pork
ma, mm. 1",. m," be sacrificed miin the winter, but scutis no oysters
it suddcn attack of croup if you don't lilii‘t‘ curly in tht" season. About ‘tl‘ie
have Dr. Thomos' Et-lcctric Oil on hand. 15"» 0i Otinbcr rtpotls of oysttrs o
for [hp pinergency_ ‘ iaiiropc will bcgtu from this neighbor-
hood. niul they will ho kept up, probab-
SPRINGDALE CAMPMEETING. .iy, until April. 'l‘iicsc exports have
, been increasing front year to year.
fthe bulk of them going to Liverpool.
SUHdIY W" 3 3‘9 Dly with Four, whence they arc distributed through
“Wk“ 3 front Britain. There are also some
The. intcresiing services continue 5 sent to (lemony. From Oakland. Sny-
g,, u“. gm“. Thc Rev. M. v, Bovardi viilc, Bayport, and Patchague, L. l.,
of Port Chcster. oceusieil the desk i from 200 to 300 burrcis'of 0y tors a
Friday evening and delivered an edi-iduy are shipped!" England all hroush
lying and thoughtful discourse from the winter, the demand being doc to
the incident in the life of but where he £ the firm“!!! Si'lllf‘lli’ and “"3 high
was commanded to cscape for his'iife i NICO 0f the [illilllh "“““V°“-" The
to the mountains and not linger in tho 3 03’5“”. which “I“ brought 0"" "“3
plains, éliong island Railroad, are billed di-
The preacher impressed upon his , "‘01 l0 ”10 0”“‘1‘ SM“. ““d- “Win“ to
hearers the mattcr of personal rcsporr. the low freight lflii‘l‘ "‘1 competing
sihility. the need for immediate obedb 1 Sli‘amSlllill‘l. ii is said that a barrel 0‘
once to the divine command. not, ml the bivalves can bc landed in Liver-
tmse, in the plain whatever "-5 at- pool almost as cheaply as in .this city.
tructions might be. but to attend the. ~
imperative call of duty in the greater; THE PLEASURE 0" :AT'NG‘
things of life. Excellent singin'g‘char-e Persons suffering from indigestion»
notarized the service, participated in dyspepsia or other stomach trouble will
by the home choir and visitors, too..itlnd that Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests
Tho singing is awery attractive fea- ' what yoll eat and makes the stomach
lure of these anther-lugs. sweet. This remedy is a never fail-
Saturday afternoon at 3:30. there , lug cure for indigestion and Dyspepsia
was a children's service, when the Rev. 1 and all complaints affecting the glands
A. L. Hubbard. of Rowayton. delivered ior membranes of the stomach or dl~
an illustrated sermon to the "young; gestirc tract. When you take Kodol
folks. Mr. Hubbard gave an address‘Dyspepsia Cure everything you cat
which was of interest to older people . tastes good. and evcry hit of the nu-
as well as the children. . ~ -~ triment that your food contains is as-
Preparations were made for a great slmilated and appropriated by the blood
day yesterday. The services commen» and tissues. Sold at the Clifford Phar-
ced with a lovelessr at 9:80. 5 At 10:80 mscy. "
the Rev. Freedman P.~Tower. D.D..
preached. The Rev. James Montgom-
ery, D. D.. presiding elder of the New
York District. was‘the preacher in the
afternoon. the service commencing at
3 o’clock. At- night, at 7 o'clock. an
evangelistic service was conducted by
the Summerfleld Trio, of Port Chester,-
and they were present at the services
throughout the day. . .. :
"lecture bureau expert." was taken
with what proved to be his last illness
he was entertaining three friends. in.
his office at the Everetb honsewben
one of them. in commenting upon the
major‘s book. "The Eccentricities of
Genius." asked: 5
“Major, you have at one time and
another known all the celebrities. Tell
. rum-what sort of wmparison would you
make between Talmage and Mark
Twain?" . .
”Ml. ' “That is rather a didlcult qnestionhc
ears he mm answer." replied the molar.” With i.
isease and neither: mischievous twinkle in his eyes. "But
.lf you will promise not to ask me ttj
20!me I'll earth“: One of the!!!
. , lied only when he had to. and the other
“0" 5' “lull”. "i in attire road to lied whether he had toorénot." a.
couplets recovery." .31.“ on m .
for Liver and Kidney troubles and. .IAVEo A .oyvg up;
forms of St 5 5 and Bowel Gums . Mrs. Captain )1. Hubbard. of Ifll
“3“- Only. 5.3- ‘mmv 5! 'Ofil. DGL says: “filfllll'fioln sav
“WW"- -~‘i as N liars life. dioxhlllfl‘dflt in
a , ,,. at ihi‘uo'wodost-twlth ennuiWo saw
the charge! the . stimuhluafowvoosm nodule
FEARFUL ODDS AGAINST HIM.
Bedridden. alone and. destitute.
Such, in brief was the condition of an
old soldiesby name'of-J. J.
Versailles, 0. For
At lengthihaitried Electric intent it
. ‘ if
‘.\
“Will?!
asked the client: who hid b t in *toslaap .. xi 4- Mm,
straightener the next item In the. Epic” #13355; Pill-ted. F
Bell-r. and Th0 011m Pl"
may . l A. or
j“'i7sgrans_y, yer honor." 4 .
“Are homeless?" the Justice uh; ' ---——-—--
W at: . . .
thhnr yeast: harlis no looses shrill
do!
. . 'rhe‘ouu too Wide-“I noticed that
, _ the re 1 .
.Mssadid p '
smut fibre-“don't can very Inch for a
.. my
. . .. m" “No." replied the dentin dani-
3"? 289,!!!“ M,
arc looking for an exceptionally pooh
Shortly before Major .l. B. Pond. the .
that mushrooms-lt- nasal
Mpx O'Roll used to tell a story about
his first experience with a Chicago ’
newspaper roportcr. 'l‘lio genial French
man bad Just arrived at the Grand
l’uciliv liutcl. anti had retired to his
room to rest after u fatiguing journey.
in Order to get the most possible otit
of thc short sit-stir. he took off his
ciotlics and not into bed. The day was
H but one. uutl for bettcr circulation
of air hc left the door slightly aJui‘,
placing u choir against it for security.
Shortly sftci ward. he was awakened
from his nap by a knock at his door.
and he (iron-ally inquired who was
there.
"Mr. Blank. of the [hilly SO—llnd-Bii."
rt-plicti the rcportcr. '
"l ciinnot be disturbed now." called
()‘itell. "You will have to conic again.
i cannot at c you now. i am in bed."
Notwithstanding this injunction, the
humorist saw the door pushed open.
the chair fell over on the floor, and
the importer entered the room, throw
illi-i hat on tho table. sighed, and help-
ctl himself to a choir.
"Well. well. well!" cxcluimed the
now angry Frenchman. "This is unpre-
cotlciittd. What will you have air?
What will you huvc?"
“Thank you." replied thc rcporter.
fanning iiiinscif, “l‘ll have a gin fizz."
DISTRESS AFTER EATING CURED.
.liidgc W. T. lloilund, of Greensburg.
l.a.. who is well and favorably known.
9113’s: "Two years ago I suffered
greatly from indigestion. After eat-
sult. lusting for an hour or so and my
nights wcrc rcstlcss. 1 concluded to
try Kodoi Dyspcpsiu (hirc anti ll cured
inc ciitirciy. Now my sleep is re-
freshing and digestion perfect." Sold
‘li (,‘iifford l'hurmucy. ”
“Thc automobile stilts me very well.
What's the price?" .
“Six thousand marks."
“’i‘tiitc it in annual payments?"
"Yes, sir."
“'Ail rigiii~i'il take it with me. Hi
pay 100 marks it ycarml belong to a
long iivcd familyi”—-—l-‘ligcndo Blotter.
REMINISCENT.
“i have been in the newspaper bus‘
loose for twcuty-ilvc ycors, principally
in llic lizist and on duiiy papers. but
have ncvcr run up against thc illiiiin-
bcrlsin Medicine Company of Des
Moiucs. lows, until rcccntly." says
(loo. E. Boomer. publisher of tho Pros-
sci‘. Wash, Record. “i havcnlwnys
wanted to know this company since
18in, whcii (‘hnmbcriuin's (‘olic. (.‘iioi-
evil and lilurrhocu ltcmody saved my
life. i was working on tho thcling.
W. \’u.. Registcr ill the time. Another
printer and myself worc itikcn down
with u iiisciisc resembling (-liolcru. Ht!
wont to n hospital iintl tilt-d. i wont
to it boarding house and after i got so
u'cuk i could hardly button my clothes
i tried this remedy. As i rciucmbcr i
only took tliroc tloscs before the
tiiiirrhocn was t'llt'i'iii‘tl.l in two days.
morc l was back it! work. Since thcut‘
l have always had tt warm feeling for
Chamberlain's Remedies. For sale by
Stillson~Powcll Corporation, Baxter's
Pharmacy and Clifford Pharmacy.
I
M
ilruudmu had taken littlc Roger to
the country for a visit over night. Af-
tcr all the wondcrfiil visits to the
barnyard. iind pigsty. milking time
same, and Rogcr, cup in hand, went to
see the cone milked. Wlwn he was
drinking his cup of iniik hc looked at
all the cows anti thcu asked: “Grund-
niu, which cow is the buttermilk cow '3"
-«—l.itlic Chronicle.
.._..._..__...._..__
STOP THAT COLD
or it may result in Pneumonia. fira~
ziiian Balm is breaking up Colds when-
ever tried. almost without exception.
to, 25. 50c and 31.00 bottles. The Clif
'nrd. Baxter's or Plalateti's. ”
Teachcr- 0! yes. Tommy, if you
have a dog you are the owncr of a
qimdruped. aren‘t you? Tomiuy—No‘m.
l‘cnchcr—l explained to you yesterday
that any animal with four logs was it
qundruped. 'i‘ommy-Yt-s‘m, but Rov-
cr lost one of hls‘n fighting a trolley
can—Catholic Standard and Times.
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BUCKLEN'B ARNICA SALVE.
Has world-wide fame f rtmarvelious
lion, ointment or balm fo
Burns, Bells, Sores, Felon
tor, Salt Rheum.
r Cuts. Corns.
s, Ulcers. Tet-
Fever Sores, Chopped
Hands, Skianrnptlons: infallible for
Plies. Cure guaranteed. Only 25c at
Frank H. Baxter's. drugglst. “
"These young society buds are mere
butterflies." said the Rev. Mr. Strait-
lace. “They have no thought of the
future life.”
“0f the future life?" replied Miss ln-
nit, "Oh! but they do: matrimony is
always in their-thoughts."—Philndel-
phia Press.
A PUROATIVE PLEASURE.
if you ever took tDeWitt's Little Early
Risers for [billiousness or constipation
you know what a purgatlve pleasure is.
These famous little pills cleanse the
liver and rid the system of all bile
without producing unpleasant effects.
They do not gripe, slcken or weaken.
but give tone and strength to the tis-
sues and organs involvod.~ W. H. flow-
cll. of Houston. Tex. says “No better
pill can be used than Little Early Ris-
ersufor constipation, sick headache.
sec. Sold at‘Ollfford Pharmacy. " '
cream. “it is very sweet. but not so
sweet as you.’
. "lt :isasbftflsh
"but not so soft as yo .
‘ ”And itis said
not so cold
as you.”—Phlladelphla ;
Press. .
. - m‘f-fli- «is-*5 .‘ : u .
, A sov's WILD runs iron Lira:
With family aroatlo'hbo’ctin‘g him
moans-m-uaiubrmusm,
‘0 get Dr. King‘s New Disney M
u
Brown. for Leeavllle.‘ hid.
death's from satin-i: but,
wonderfu medicine gave instant
and soon cured hiss: He writes: "I now .
. , . ., I on.
Consumption. Coughs and Colds. WW5.“ :'
and M
lug. grcnt distress would invariably re- .
cures. it surpasses any 0 her salve. lo- »
ter. and the "19rd Pa 1‘ ~
"Ali!" he said to her over their ice
e returned promptly, 1.
u ' Q
." he concluded. "but 3
“ knots in our ' K
. .. m» n l w:
E; Guming.‘3c;nl”and I :5
m8: Bull-ache and Pain}. —
Rhsumsflom,coul «use "
3 Millions”; almond». In: . A“
\ "'tin Children.- :
“t ' ‘ - , ~__...
3.3150 cam-a a sex. v
~ his-—
a M ' o
‘i\" inset-Sunni“ T".
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2.4,
£3355“ "comm; co. “1th
. § EH,“
S ’ ‘ ‘ ‘ $.25—
\ 7
§ TRADAMARK
$3". 0:”: Wow W/
' . on or
\‘W 1 DR. Gannon. .7 ..
i
. '. 'Iosos‘oscssso ../
THE CLIFFORD PHARMAG'Y
Platner a Bradley. Props.
Bishop Coleman. of Delaware. takes
.1 long walking trip cvci'y summer. Us-«
iiuily he goes alonc. but on one occa-
iun scvcrui gentlmnon accompanied
him. The party toured the White
Mountains.
(in an August ui‘tcruoon they stop-
pcd, very warm and thirsty. at a farm-
house, and bought several quarts of
milk. This did not assuage thcir thirst.
tlicrclorc tin-y bought more milk. Even
now. though, they were unsatisfied; so
the farmer‘s wifc fctclicd from thc
sprlughousc no ices than three gallons
of milk in a pull. Setting this before
them, she said:
"(inc would think. gentlemen.
vou had never bccn weaned."
THE GENUINE V8. COUNTERFEIT.
Tlic ,tll‘lilllllt‘ is always better than n
counlcri‘cit, but the truth of this sluic-
niciit is never more forcibly rciilizcd or
niorc thoroughly upprccintcii than when
you compare ihc gc'oniuc DeWiti's
Witch Hazel Salvo with the many
couutcrl'cils :iutl worthlcss substitutes
that iii-c on the market. W. S. lkd'
bottcr. of Shreveport, 141., says: "After
using numerous othcr remedies without
benefit. one box of iloWltt's Witch Has-
cl Salvo cured me." For blind. bleed-
ing, itching and protruding piles no
remedy is equal to DcWitt's Witch Haz-
el Salvc. Sold at Clifford Pharmacy;
0
that
John 1). Rockefeller is exhibited in
:1 ii(‘\\' and becoming light in the little
narativc that follows, According to
this narrative. which on cinployc of the
oil ltiiiu tells, it department manager
t-ziiuc to him one day anti iirgcd that
n ccrtuin factory be closed. “This fucv
tory." hc sold. “should be shut down
pci'iiiziiiriitiy. it riupioys 300 inch. and.
in tlic prcscnl suite of tho. market. you
would do without cvcry Ulli‘ of them.”
"No doubt." said Mr. ltockefcller.
thoughtfully. "i could do without all
ilit-sc pcuplc; hilt flit question is, could
ilicy do without me?" '
WHAT IS LIFE?
in the last analysis nobody knows.
luit wc do know that it is under strict
law. Abuse that law even slightly, pain
rcstilfs. irregular living moons derange-
ment of the organs, resulting in Consti-
pation, Headache or Liver trouble. Dr.
King‘s New Life Pills quickly re—nd-
iiists this. It's gentle, yct thorough.
()nly 25c at Frank H. Baxter‘s drug
store. "
Ex-Vlcc-Prcsidcnt chi I’. Morton,
who tukc great pleasure in his (state
on the Hudson. and inakcs common
subject with his neighbors of agricul.
turo and the raising of cattle. was
once identified, to the amusement of a
Washingtonian. by his agricultural ot-
tainments. says an exchange.
The Morton carriage whirled through
the village street one afternoon quite
near where the Washingtonian and a
farmer were standing.
"'l‘liat‘s ViceoPrcaident Morton, isn‘t
it?" inquired the Washingtonian.
“Vice-President nothing!” was the
reply. “Ever heard of Morton‘s cows?
well. that ‘s Morton!"
ONLY CURE FOR DYBPEPSIA.
Mrs. Frankllsh Bush. of New Castle. 31
Del., says:
dyspepsia.
trees and belching.
i CONd'he‘af of. but nothing helped me
tintll i took Brasilian Balm, and one 50
cent bottle cared me completely.”
“I suffered for years with
Used to have great die-
I tried everything
For sale by R. HsPlalstetLFrH le~
nus
' Aug. ts.
KY. asses“. a. '
than other
General dents-actor.
”was me sswslt comm
'r‘ous, WA as weak or an.
K NDI, ask me... sock aonVa.
' TION, MASON WORF. 1
Imail or Largo Joe-4d mist...
Estimates Cheerfuily Given.
Labor also fulfilshsd for work around
private residences, ate. .
25 WoOa' 5'. So. Nomad.
i t
u. , ”cw“..- 0-0.".
Capital. mama sewer. psaooo.
Industrial Saviors and loss 00.
OF NEW YORK.
Slots aunorvlsfon of New
York and Connecticut.
For 5 not sent.
eve—,3?” -
OFFICE, 12 so. Mamys'r.
Resident Directors Resident Managers
Mortimer M. Lee R. I... cohort) ,
Charles E. Dow, John I. Lawrence
iiilliifi‘ satin his '
For. 50 Ozone
Soap Trade
Marks.
2 0 s o n 0
Starch
T r a d e
Marks and
2 O z o n s
w a s h lug
P e w d e r
T r a d s
Marks
A PRETTY
. AND
USEFUL
CHAIR.
GWEN AWAY AT
H. R. BULKLEY's NOVELTY STORE
52 So. Main 8L, So. Norwslk.
I
O
I
. 1"" ‘ 1
Junior
The three kinds, of Trade Marks
must be presented for Rocker.
All First-Class Stores sell the Ozone
Goods.
Semi for 32-page premium book.
The inbuilt Sirsmbmii {lumping
(Incorporated).
STEM“
Au
Loaves
SOUTH NORWALK. 1:85 A. M.
Leaves New York
BEEKMAN OTREET, 2:15 P. M.
(Saturday 1:15 p. m.)
EAST 31st STREET, 2:45 P. M.
(Saturday 1:45 p. m.)
Stopping at Retort Point going out
on Monday mornings and on return
trip Saturday evenings,
The steamer H mpton arrives at
South Norwaik, at :80 p. m. The cit-
izens of Norwaik and surroundinr
towns should liberally patronize this
boat, as the Norwsik Steamboat Com-
pany have been at a large expense to
charter and maintain a firstuciass
steamer on the route.
FARE -
Single, Silos. Excursion; lids
P835712!
City of Norwalk
' ‘ (FflileHT ONLY)
Leaves New York, Monday, Wednesday
and Friday at 5:00 p. in.
haves Norwaik, Tuesday, Thursday
._ and Saturday at 6:00 p. in.
Freight received freana. m. to 6 p. m.
,.
‘sioeit, man s day-'fl'rlesdtto.
Aug. 8. 15, 22,. M 5 .
Saratoga Springs, 4 days' Trips,
«52.50; a days. 31550., Aug. 10, 417. 24,
cottage city, 5 days' Trips, atmo.
Aug. 24 ' . ‘
White Mountains, 5 day Tripaum.
Aug. '10. 24.
rAussbla‘ Chasm, s dsys' Trip, or
All . 10. 17, 24, 81. ' '
'qu‘flif'l Falls, 4 day Trip, 310.96.
no islands, 4 days' TrIpLMt.
. Catskill Mountains, s new Trips,
$14.50 from New Hives, Aug. 11. 25.
_ Royal Tour. 1! days' Trip. man.
it .19-
M Oeotis, to new Trip. sum.
.p'm. the: r ”it is... W
5 ” dorms. I. twmribltt. all
linens. 9” 5.1. ’
"*‘ ‘ I. W. NARI“. Agent.
filhliuofsn
menswear
dominance-saw .
Norwalk Chronicler