Mummy-Inn
norm stratum-ilk.
H woloonointho Wino]
‘ _' ct sorrows you will con-
. . undinaorbrlnslnu
the, container at those
otmsorothcrrnst» .
‘ ' Vvktlluntrsmto notion-
umid in all masticati-
x o ,
‘ mm'l‘s fmdlia
Brnliml has n Circulation
Normal]: and its Suburbs
my, than the l'mnln'nrd
m cum Two local dailies.
is always open to mlm~
he “promised the
kangaroo cooler. with light
1 it promises to be generally
M ”its!“ temperature.
simmer Record.
at the thermometor tor
ondlul It noo todav
. tormloweshol agrees
~ Alumnae for Tomorrow.
W I llllh this { Lowlitle
II) 0:02 1:30
”lilting 03' Things.
’lndy latcly lead an essay
on tho advantages the pro
' Wuhan oilcrcll to women.
I the essay was road before a
b. The gifted young lady
in tho coursc' of tar paper
lulist could sit Gown and
mtesPdash of!" an articlo
ill apprcciatire minor would
fit Dumb as the girl clerk or
'16 earn in a wholc week.
may be that lady journalists
‘lla‘rly gifted in the art of
’ of” things. It may bu, tm.
are rather slow in our notions
, ka‘cccssary to malu- iimnt
journalist. But we open our
hero uud now cont'css that in all
Waldo of newspapcr pcopltw—
luodcstly claim to have known
Mons cocoa-we haw never yet
potion of cithcr scx who could
M" in a tow minulcs a column
and jet paid for it. This chances
thousand to one. on the other
Gilli the dashed off article will
‘ . ntly (lashid into tho waste-
h] any editor who knows his
brethren. likewise sisters, ltciil)
H lotto. Theonly ncwspapcr writ~
. can prepare anything that any-
jhunts to read is he who takes er-
' “10mins with it. lie must in
lug train himicl! to his total
firfilliug. punctuation and pr n-
: Th6 writing and pupcr must
tho pcuruanship as easily read
1 ' {The only uncccssful writ-
:wlwho loves Mil work. who
it Ill tho artist toil-r over a
with pltlouco and cuihusiusm.
fiction till he can say in sis
”on, patrol English what the
mid require halt a pagc to
it polishintt tho unlit.
. ho is not onuapud in solo»
7 ill! liltlt‘t'ildful journalist
' the limo ho can spat-o from
m and mrcutioa in getting
. to help him in his worlt.
it! boots or by going to not
on. Real mspatwr writt
I” day Work tho your round.
a... ”on w .
Minion Mammoth by
‘miuotolluooo lawsuit.
Malawi-dualism
handling their also
‘ 1 Min train having on
titanium out». Am
Mined! than thslrs in his
suitmiusithmouthls
W at Malta-idem.
filmmhsdspsm
W that s dsoicrwlioiupt
on salt militants-ii
other moratorium. 1t
«Indicator-r owns tin
WMMMM
W
Mom with trim on-
. Nations was sisal.
»usisumm.m
tum that at thos-
msslrsd mu 3 More. , ‘
The mini exhibition hm out
some inputting anecdotal o! tin
, paluthontod It thud“. . Herc it
one sprouting Leightoin in militia;
“Bummer Slumber," where every sc‘
cesgory 'cpicts somnolencc, he rm
much i , ublod with thcvplyoons whirl
. rest on the bolustrsdo behind the tip
are. They Were in the most wide
awake mood until. upon some can
infiltration. he gave them some stair
steeped in whiskey. whereupon the;
satisfied his requirements as long and
as ottcn as he wished.
Here is another concerning Alfred
Hunt: He won at the same time boil:
tlli‘ous slrctclier tram nature—a coon
biaulion which is said to have has
toned his end. For he had s block for
every hour of the day and cvcry con-
dition of weather, and. overladcn with
these. he would often trudge a lengthy
distance to his work. He would thou
start. say. on an Incomplete morning
Pll'cct in sunshine. to be cast aside for
a similar subject In shadow It tin
scone clouded over, or tor it noon-day
one directly that the hour was
reached. [is said that be mum
aucntly cs currlcd'tls many as
a dotcn “clones of the from slow.
'0
Bio-o to Wall.
The author ol' “Campaigning in
South Africa and Egypt" gives a pot.
tincnt illustration of the virtue ihcrc
is in nmcssiiy. He had hcen asked by
s friendly Ilocr in Africa to ,go out
thootlng. Accordingly, ho wlrltcs, I
took a ride and a bag of curirld, s and
set outrtor the appointed spot. l'hcn
I met no irlond its bald:
"What have you got in that bug»
roar dinner?" ”'
"N03“! answered, “cartridges."
threupou ho roared with laughter.
"You Englishmen must be
rich," said he.
iplecc hero." .
”ercrekare yours?" I asked.
“In this,” he answered, tapping his
louble-barrcilcd rltlo. .
”You don't intend to shoot much?"
"Two spring back are all I can cor-
ryxv
"Suppose you miss?"
“Nobody misses when a cartridge
routs Sixpence."
There was something instructirc in
the remark. It perhaps proved why
:lic- Bocrs had. in 1881, bcatcn the Bug-
.ish. tor the Boer. unwilling to wasti-
its ammunition, will aim and intro
lowu his rltio. n dozcu limos, uutll Ito
is satisfied that be is going to get
iomcthing for his cartridge.
On the occasion in duration my
leciid got his two bucks, while I timl
ivc cartridges and got‘ nonc.
"They cost slxpcncc
Gloss to Keep out lint.~
Glass of a peculiar quality-tin" in,
ion-conductlvc for boat rays-virus hccu
nvcutcd by Richard tisigtnondy of
Vienna. the statement being that glow
squaricr of an inch thick absorbs n?
‘o 100 pcr coat or the heat striking it,
n contrast to plate glass. which ah
turbo only about 5 per com.
This glass is designed to insuru win
lows which will keep dwclllugs warm
a winter and cool in‘ sntnnnvr. t'a-
m-inlly adopted too. for skylights.
etc. and also for bloc-plans, IDCl'llll'll.‘J-t
o be acidity furnace inch.
Itcnrarklnx upon the invention in
itioation. thu Scicuilllc Alucricnncalk
“tendon in the peculiar conducting
lower or ordinary ginsu. which \voul-l
icon! to render Stignloutly‘ii glass on
impossibility. In some rcspl-t'is at
cost. '
Thus, standing by a window
which the sun shincs. tho warmth of
he sun is tclt. but, on touching the
vladow. it is touud to be cold; ihcn,
t a light of glass luv pint-ml llt’th‘t'u
lit! person and an ordinary opt-n ”W,
I will ucrccu troin lllt.‘ lu-ni. but lw-
anucs rapidly lwatcd ltsclt—iimt ht. in
he iii-st cam- it irausnrlill-d most of
he beat. and In the latter it itlllut‘ltcil.
A Champion List-twaighi.
Remarkable in many ways. llw “lulu
that" or the (or Word is amt curious
for its a!“ total lscii of weight. Tho
ltiic tunnel in a hourly nit-muting
my bat s rstuivoty hm spmnd or
ring. which gives it the optimal shit:
it' a mosquito. ‘ r; .
in soon» mm or California “lulu
touts" swarm so densely nimut burn-
ug lamps that auroral limos during on
would; the dead aunt liu i‘It'lll't'il away
naive lliti light a champ. in brightly
lluininod storm tho mulls arc write
this posts. and it was in a lailw Cutiib
:y (Oslo drunstoru that a curious cs.
portalont wail roccutly dildo. As
may aunts worn colluctcd till could
lit hooped upon it pan of tho iiiintlio
ssry'l mics: lilo sinullost wolclit in
in to moo-um tits most lhtlicnlo drop:
no then put upon tho uppuullu pun
mu was found to ovorhaluiwo tho
pollutant at Infill-”SONY Orleans
t'liuu Democrat.
"cortical! Mind.
atheiwtuu say My iiss boon heart:
ml: dmivod by a young woman.
hid Ills hind hint on to thltill that sin:
and him?
nay—«0h. no: lilo led him on to in»
low that” “lift cars it nu
ma. Mid tilt. Wit its «strain-sly pm
mud. accorded hltu on ills swim
Math.
"i told Mr i would lay the world at
illd that it i was that aihicllc i could
to ho trot-lilac with s showman;
my (insults.
m
In (who has M ”930%". 't
, . AM”?! i ’
_ - llsds Pimbnnltamdlr mm- on“
a very slow and a tautidlously puuc- ‘
wry '
till ‘
lot
in int." “What did shit out?" "Lilia
o I , W 0. “OVAL". ‘
”lid-y front [math-him ot'nlrs
is": Ito-vi at Mr.
l‘rosidout Faure's‘ recent interview
’wlih Quota 1\‘lctorls at a French rail
’»~rood 'station was a brunch at the strict
«honour: of royal integration. as the
down on im travels is the Countess oi
Helium-at. sod can be recounted oili~
,ciully only by that title. A similar
brush with tradition was made lpal
you by King Leopold ll of Belgium.
while in Paris, in acknowledging the
clrccro of the crowd for the King ot'ihe
Belgians and accepting dinner lnviilu
lions. inasmuch as he had gone to
Paris as tho Count at Itsvcustcin and
returned to Brussels , under. the some
panic. The Prince of Wales has never
been in Paris! ‘lt is the hurt at
ulterior who is the hero of all the
naughty adventures ascribed to Albcrt
Edward, it
One or the first monarchs use an
asstunod name on his travels was the
lilinpcror Joseph ll, who appealed in
Paris in 1777 as Count Falkcnstcln;
Paul I of llussln. whilc Crown I‘riucc.
vislictl the city uudcr the style at
Comic, dn Noni. Louis XVIII In ex-
llc called himself Comic do Linc,
Chariots X, utlcr he was driven out,
Comic dc Morlcs and Louis Philippe
Comte dc Ncuillyo Tho Due de Bor-
deaux. "Henry X," lived all his lite an.
der the name of Comic dc Chambord.
Joseph Bonaparte took the name at
Count of Survillicrs when in America;
Hortense licauliarnais, when no longer
iluecu ot,llolland, called hersclt Duch-
ossc dc Saint Lou.
In spite of thclr assumed names, pcr-
sons who come in contact with these
royal [truvclcrs are cxpcctcd to trout
them as though the incognito did not
oxlst.
disguise bccntakcn seriously. The late
King William ill of Holland was once
treated like a private person at Gon-
cvn. and come near being takcn to tho
pollco station. Unc summer owning he
undertook to promenade on a hotel pl-
azza without any clothes on: and the
subsequent legal proceedings were
"stopped only on his promising that he
would lonvc donors at oncc. Ilc ucvcr
rotnrncd to the cliy.~l‘hilndeiphia
Lodger. .
Th. 'flilrd Tim. Ila Wu In 'l'lrno.
.\ coniciy maiden had among her
humorous admlrcrs in the village a
1'mshtnl carpenter and audcrtakcr, At
finst he spots». but, alas, ho was too
llatc; she had giwn Ilt'l' promise to
"miller. and that other silo wmldcil. It
an happcncd that within tin- iirst your
tho young husband div-d. and tho wid-
ow lit-thought hcrsoli' of hcr swcct-
ir-uri. and paw him tho mtlin to make.
' Ilc did so, and. allowing what no coa-
uiilorctl a ilci'cnt limo to cliipsc, he
again proposed. Alas! he was again
on lull-l
strangc to say. ihc Si‘t‘Ond husband
was sliul't-Ill'i'tl. :tnd'agliin thc cousltaat
rarprnicr had tho coilin to luallc,
Thou ho rcsolvcd to cast tlclivacy
isldo. and, just as in,- drovo tln- last
“row llrtnly homo. he tom-hm! llli‘ arm
)f tho twicc-widowcd fair, and unlit-d:
"tins anybody audio to yo 5'01?"
119 was in iiinch—Aaswcrh
An Unrvamnublo Mother.
'l‘wo small and lively urchins Wort!
itiircd in thclr host tho otlu-r after.
am" to uitt-nd the motion- with an
matte. and. in tho Intvrral lit-tort- iii-r
'ippcamnco, t‘tlt'llpt'il just a tow acc-
lllllil from under the watchful cyc or
lwir careful ulotlwr. Whoa they rc-
lppcarcd uni-r tho brict abscncc tho
corrupt-st boy. Ilonold. was In a con.
lillon not to bc (inscribed, but which
it-cossitntcil at noon n clmngc of lint-ii
uni a general rcturnishing bctorc be
mild be soon in panic iiocicly again.
"Donald! Donald!" exclaimed his in-
llittlaut and long—sullcrlng mother,
'whai do you mean? Whorc havc you
linen? Now, 1 shall have to limp
'tuntic waiting while I dis-sit you over
main. You an- n hauxhty. naughty
any.”
"l’shuw!" rctoricd Donald In an in-
lllfl'il. tici‘onsivu tonc, "that ain't uotii.
n'. \l'hui y' makin‘ such a tuna utmut?
I only crawlod ilimugli tho sewer
.wlot-."Mlmiiisrlllo Courier .loumill.
Murillo; Ilouu «country.
All bosrdlnir lsouscs aro the
hoarding homo.
liuurdcru in tho sumo boarding house
rod on tho sumo iiai are equal to one
liiotlior.
A slaglc room is that which has no
rum and no magnitude.
'l‘hc landlady ot a boarding boom is
l Imraiiclcuut'uiuwilmt is. an oblong
insular unturc. which cannot be do
turmoil. but which is canal to any-
hiux.
~,i\ wrought is the dislnclltlliiotl of
mi boarders to ditch other that moot
put-thou but am out on tho sumo list.
" All the ulhui' rooms being taken. a
angle room is said to bo I double
Minn-Truth.
sumo
A Union ‘nrrtun corral-rm
Whou two letos. a would at the
Philippine islands. arc to ho wedded.
tho winds tribe is amounted. and tho
illiuucrd pair climb two mos grow»
or our to ouch utiisr. ’l‘ltc «than than
Mill tits limitilm Will tho insulin or
auto thus mo into contact. tho our.
days Is lmlly “compilation. and [root
plotting:- taint plow. u isotonic drum
mumbling ilic (outdoor.
,Tcsclicrwli'hcro worn you yustoo
or?
t'upit iWhlmw-‘ll was all hilly
liliti'l tsuit. it. hips-rum use our
unit ins no mm with him-Phil»
mammals. Whitt- WMl m m m
a " sat, Hamil». ' » who "it
do? to” you
in Switzerland alone has tho ‘
alto couple moot. Whoa tho holds
_ Oneverything
As Low as .
New
York
City .
or -
Bridgeport!
Bicycles - ~ - $25 to $100.
. .
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BEAUTY m ECONOMY i
Use
H. W. JOHNS’ '
scours-i
(3‘ FREE BY MAIL 7r"
Illustrated designs of Cottages
with samples of 56 colors
FREE BY EMAIL W
For Cycle and Hardware
Company. 1 '
SOUTH NORWALK. CONN.
Prices Always Right.
,Spcmola—ileale
UP
FISH,
FRUIT *
AND
VEGETABLES!
Shad, l5c; ‘2 for 25c
Blue fish. do a lb
l5 lbs mackorel, 100: :l (or 250
7 lbs North River Roe Shad, 3:30
Native Asparagus, lfic
Oranges. 20 for 25 cents
()thcr floats in Proportion.
Free delivery to all parts of the town.
H. G. FRY,
WASHINUTUN STREET BRIDGE.
BRANCH MARKET.
trout...“
. LUSTRlllE?
NO, WE SELL IT!
This remark was‘ovcrhcard at a
le'adinggroccr's.Housekeeper: who
have tried it know that LUSTRINE
is the best article on earth for house-
clcaning. It you have never used
it, try a to: cake; all grocers sell it.
M «tire-11;"it‘6um“:
In is”.
Fiction: THE {\lMll‘lAN. tho now nov
cl by llltMltilrlothl eagerly cspoctod “lib
emol- to "'l‘rilb ."bmun in tlumlerunI-
bur, litiiil. withi limitations from tho au-
thor‘sdrnwluus. A now now] by Frank
It. tit-minim» don-luring a 20th (Solitary
Roimissnm'o- inllot mmnrous situations
illulchamciorlsticully illustrnml. A Pair
0! Pullout. lawors, by William limit Mow.
clhi. ilthcr utrlkluit norolottcu h Am"
loan authors. i-iliortiiwrlunh Mar To do
'l‘hoiniut Nelson l’itlirc. "to uni llardlim
Davin, llwcli Winter, John ketidrick
linings, ltntb Mol-Zucry Stuart (Hun
'I‘hnnot. Mary E. Wilkins and other pop»
ulur wrltors.
l-lciunoo: Htory oi tho Progress oi l‘oi
onoodnrln tho liiih t'untnr ,n series of
ptlpr'rit by fir. llonry Hinlth llllntun,mp-
plomoutml by contribution» on is hit
subjects by export scintillator. Attic «s on
tho rslstions oi curious ps t-liohmlunl
msultoutotlouato physiology iy DELI!»
drrw‘ Wilson.
American thorium: 'l‘ito Musics) at To
do . ll scrim by (thorium F. lulmmlu.
up endldlylllnntrnlml~tho multot a to
oant visit to Muslim. uudcrinltun tor liar“
por‘u maniac. Maximil- pro-ominoutiy
s silvor pmluuinx mantry. and its moms
tor oporutions rust sutlroiy on a stint
im in. tiwluato tho boon ducal-stun at
certain moonlit: prohlsrus in on nutrition
with issues of urusnt important». in Autos.
hum volition. than no will columnar,
ml stt‘qvadau. uvtartosu ltstori
Wad’k meow “alkali-Jib u. it:
It! nu Apt-ll arm. a s
star of tillsrldatts itidr b Good. A.
’th. (lamination of ilowoi ‘ For»
A insulation»- ot cmlusut imury
with! data ”not: Whltr‘lhu's l.
mutt tomato-ulna pm“
in in mot o motto! s
alumni can uang s roam. iii to
Attics. «magni- s hair of arc-
po
‘0,
3 cool st coon . lino
ii it tho
mint... no“ Mil-.23. i...
loo-await lrlt
“gruntfigo ‘5" lists 1
i “fin .nluumal' by
m was tilts»
itIIlI topstau an
mitotic this vor-
mmmcst that 333%.. ml: at
"Whitman's.
Irritant-st. . ~ -
M
“WW-“ma n sron
uoawsut. CONN. .
This week we have added a Bicycle Department. We shall sell wheels and all the sundries that go with
a wheel. Of course this means that you will save from 25 to so per cent on the price of whorls, brll’. lamps
etc... when you can buy them at the Boston Store. Just the same as you save on dresses, jackets, gloves, or
anything that we sell, Everything guaranteed as represented. Well, what sort of a wheel are wo going
to sell? Only wheels that we can guarantee. We are made agents for this county for the U. S. A. EXPORT
WHEEL. This wheel is made to sell in England and Germany, and they ship them by the thousands to
those countries, being a lighter, smoother and better wheel than they can make abroad. We shall keep.
for we want room, Only two styles—4hr: U. S. A ,at'tso no; the Jubilee, at $60 on. ‘
shall sell them, for cash only, at '
$44 00. "\1,
A Guarantee Goes
In the Popular
Jacket-and Suit» Room.
West-e toidby the New York marchsnts that we sell
more jackets than any 5m in Fairilcid warty. that in-
Wcli, we carry hinge». and better
eludes Bridgeport
stock than any store in the county.
Children's neat and natty kctc, 080 to $3.00.
Ladiea' jackets, 02.50 to 00.
Ladios’ silk tapes. 03 75 to rm co.
ladiea‘ cloth capes, 8 1.98 to $7.50.
Separate Skirts.
Q75.
10 black brilliantino skirts. 0t .98.
it) black silk. lat-so figures. to 98.
20 fancy skirts, €3.08.
3' I S '
new a nits.
Bicycle separate skirts, Q] 98. “.98.
$9.76. ,
s I
uits.
Bare you ever worn a tailor-
mado suit? It you have not,
came and try some of ours on
and see how nice you look in
a dress that will fit you.
Mixed suits, Eton jackets,
3593.
Combination suitsjid to till.
‘25 mixed sud plain suits,
with Etouor tly trout jacket,
mo 00.
Emmett and plain cloth
suits, $12.00 to £20.00.
Wrappers. ,
120 dozen wrappers. the larg-
csi nuantitycver shown in Sor-
walk, The to 8H8.
Butter!
The U.S.A. is as good as hay wheel made. 1897
model, guaranteed for one year, listed at .83; we
mom: monair skirts, trom 22-inch to 33-inch waist.
frmn37~incht04+inch length; we can tit anyone. price
Bicycle salts. with patent skirt, bloomers, leggins, etc ,
_ . clot.
Emporium.
The Jubilee is so called after the Queen‘s Jubilee
They are made for London trade, and loud at 860;
we shall sell them, for cash only,
$39 00.
With Every Wheel.
Shirt Waists.
We had about one hundred shirt waists lett from 18'
season—They were 81
1.50 nudl 98; we shall
put them on a separ-
ate counter and sell
thorn all at once price.
bile. ‘
There is only a slight
dittorenccin the sleeve
from this season‘s
make; come early on
Saturday.
5 dozen black brill-
iantlne shirt waists.
with white collar,$i.93 ‘ ‘
ll dozen silk shirt a
waistsmith white 001-
M $1.98 to .5315.
3 dozen black saline
shirt waists. with bia-
dere plaiwd front. 080
10 dozen lawn and
dimity shirt waists.
98c
5 dozen grass linen
embroideredflambnrg
shirt Waists, $1.98. $2.25.
All our shirt waists have detachable collars.
Wash Goods.
You have seen our stock; this week we have the new
polka dots in red and blue grounds, the latest New York
fad for shirt waists. l2'.,c per yard.
Dimitios in great variety, l5c.
happet mulls, 17c.
Lawns. 12c.
i’irgandies, 25c.
Dress Goods.
Our stock is well known as the Import and best. We
need any but little. Just a few items.
I piece black all wool crcpon, 75c yard: we sell this piece
Saturday at halt price, Silver
1 plcoe black silky mohair, raised figures. the prettiest
goods for skirts, $1.75 yard; for Saturday we shall sell one
piece at $i 00.
1 piece Lil-inch black clay diagonal or some heavy wsle
hcnrictta. $1.25 per yard; we shall sell it Saturday, 98c.
Remember that we give a first-class bicycle away. Saturday Evening. May 8th, at so o'clock.
V memoir CALL, 584..—
Butter!
We are still receiving twice each week our celebrated fancy
Gilt Edge Creamery Butter. Nothing like it; so say the many who
in town, 250 lb.
use it; 41} lbs for $1. Northfield Creamery in half lb prints, best,
The StraWbcrry season has arrived. You will find nothing but
he finest quality, also now asparagus, tomatoes, cucumbers, cab-
bage, pdtatoos, pie-plant, lettuce, pineapple, peas, wax beans, etc.
Everything fresh daily.
“VI was '
CHARLES E. SEYMOUR, Leading Grocer,
8! West Washington Strut, South Icrwslt, 6t.
IF YOU WANT ALI. THE NEWS
Evening Sentinel loft at Your House.
Button-l
Rogular. . . . .
When Times are Hard
Everyone locks to save it dollar. it ossiblc. Thur: arc hard
now and tho chance to save many
Read the root.
uttori
Vary Pit-tout Ilgln Ora-mow lunar. inc For Pound”
ollu'rs is now below you.
Buttor i
"Arlosw'cofl‘oo. Fin. Flt Monitor-oi "(Ill Milli" “II.
I70 lb: 3 lb. .06.
Aflmmmmh ill. m. hhiimodmh: to old. thud out.
_ do ouch.
IPICIAL FOR “TURDAV. MAY ll.
, manila Cami-Ind llllt. 3 to a customer, (u. can.
- low Cured Shootout, 7 mo pound.
tins ism mm raisins, to pounds
Muthlnd: sllllrlctlyli'uh.
II for flu.
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