whites-docile ‘ ‘ .
flute menu a pounded whitosan Mlle-e
enamlsitweiiwithaoukof light. hours long sodtbewlnhisdonc
at night. An experience shooting of
sailors, sofares the you spinning is
concerned. is as mild compared to a
telegraphere’ social session as mill: is to
s tar's shore leave. Several knights of
the key were sitting shopt stable dons
town after hours recently. when the
weapon began to wag about osperi-
shoes. Gil radley started- the ball.
"I was sent one [fight to sub on the
Texas and ..P.aciiic at a little station.
called Gordon," be said. "There was
one hotel of four rooms a mile from the
instills fl ill" t andvm.
gloves, with .e palms cut out.
W
fussihofolloasbsarsmmysshone
the higher educatlou of women soothe
, . undoubtedsdvauoemsde bytbexu in the
.listfew yearslnartsendsolenawhsreio
gimme point of education which is
by mothers of
daughters, and sometimes even, I am
w..§,“1i””” Slogans»... so: ma 1. Dr. smut nonw-
prescription for Win and Shit
iron. It wateiiu neither Orin
lorphine her other [erectile sale
. “ more»! Testimony y. "
Chas B. Hood, Broker and Manufac-
turer' s A t. Columbus, Ohio, certifies
W W by her
organisation her watchful eye. What-
. ‘ W
abduct shenpplied toher father
Withagood dealof rslno
appointed her, and she has dis-
, dutisseithecflieewithootire
‘llf Mi her regularly.esan-
rend, by all the othorarnllroads
They ”soften made out to
lit-ll,” and she frequently receives
pulsations addressed to “J. Dell,
. mes JESSIE DELL.
" flies Dell's duties do not take her
line, and she devotes part of her
W to getting up excursions and pie-
‘ . . from which the railroad may reap an
benefit. She makes a note. of every
g event at places along the road, and
proper time comes suggests to
mm the possibilities of an exclu-
with Dell, though unoficions, takes a
business interest in evcry cm-
01 themed. Her power is resmcted,
the is vastly popular as well. An
. mousing instance of berimportancc occur—
. on tho occasion of a large excursion to
‘Whnflm 'Thetrlp,being‘cxpen—
‘ was not at first popular, but bliss
. .euisnoured some concessions from the
Gum-oi railroad, and the train was filled
booths starting time came. it was to
ice ontGln tho morning, but Miss Dell
didhoteppeorontime, and the train await-
3i lid! coming. The time of departure
went by. The Miles! decided that by
moo! shorter stops and faster run ng
than usual he could make the trip he
' . lug whistle blew; the bell rang; the
‘ murmured. The train had to
'Iosvowithout her. She arrived just too
latest tho depot. The station master tele-
W10! thetrain towait for her at the
Moro-big, I mile out of town. She
bonded it there, and it rushed on at a
speed, arriving at the junction
, boldly in time to make the connection.
Although Mics Dellboldsaplace of re
W” on her father’s road, she is
: greatly-verso to being considered a public
more has 15 private post box where
all? are shut to her, and she trans-
acts business at home. In the absence
of Mueller the employees go to her home
. «information and instruction. Miss Dell
shomunfalling interest in her father 11 law
Mu. She disonsm with him the im-
- portantcosen, and in the absence at his
partner at the state senate nmntly she as-
. sound the position of confidential secre-
bay. The business could not be done by
Colonel Dell alone, and the affairs were
too grave to be intrustcd to inferior clerks
or to snyonteider.—-Syivania (Ga) Cor.
. , New York Sun.
M no moms.
Ills Itnlod that when Bondicea led her
It‘luyto battle she wore a mon‘ s armor,
but was always careful to leave her golden
bottoming over the steel links that all
moonlight know that she was not only a
warrior, but i women.
0m Elisabeth, the most shrewd and
of her day, when she
linpostnnt councils with ambassadors
from other countries, not only. we are
told, brought all her learning and annuity
to bob-gain“ them, but “tucked herself
n her most splendid apparel and rarest
jewels, using all little female arts to win
them to her scvvlt c. "
Victoria has laid doe]: the found niun of
.flrempire over lur wow :12. in 1m u of
will} It is not the hereditary quest)
muse so much as the wettest
till will wife, the good,
fact that no women has
ludusolisd the world as ruler,
obtuse! swouisel‘ywcmsn is s
j dummmeeiiesoy,
slorsnlforees Thegtrlwho
' cheaper than any known snbstanocmhile
The necessary schedule was —
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HOUSEKEEPERS
As silverware enters solargely into the
useful and ornamental articles of nearly
every household,the best means to clean,
Uni Iish and preserve the same will be My
pow? 1M6 by every gwd lioueskoowu as :
on Illdlt’ .11» ml the house bospmvs « f l
a. m; was 11d olmnlinossuxme than 1h 1.1
111: ll brilliantly polished silverwaic
It is a fact that tor; times as mm b sil-
verware is worn out or ruined by the
use of improper materials for cleaning
and pohshing than is necessary. therefore
nothing but the best material should be
used to clean and polish your silverware
SILVER CREAM”
will clean your silver better, quicker and
Red Star Cleaning Powder
will impart a polish that cannot be ex-
celled for brillianey
Silver Cream and Red Star Pow-
der
are the best silver polishes in the world.
They contain no grit acid or poisons,
will keep your silver bright as new with-
out scratching or injuring it in the least.
Samuel Gemstock,
Sole Agent for Norwalk,
North Main Street, South Norwalk.
Did you ever gettired ofsee
ing the word
ACETON--.--
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'1’ ?, ?
If you are troubled with
Headache, Rheumatism, laurel.
gis, Bod Guide, to.
Try a few powders, and you
will never tire of recommend-
ing it to your afflicted friend;
When called to a case of La
Grippe, Dr. Marland always
gives the following prescrip
tion:
catch 1 dr.
.qu No.11
lihegaokvggnmergmhsi; hour. till perspir-
LMABLAND
This success in the cure of
this disease' is world wide.
Aceton can be obtained at
R. H. Plaistcd’s.
ii. Lites Haven I Hartford
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, Humphrey‘s in Seribne‘r’ s.
, excitation—I might almost any the slag
' also plain with the exception of a scroll
' anything for amusement. l have seen
ever has at any time engrossed the public
mind she is informed shunniinrya ay
M
mm turtles In m
Howmenyeactbers say to yon,wiien
speakingror their adviser-old daughters,
”1 have never left her for an hour either
by day or night!” And there is may
on maceration in the statement. But
howaboot school yearn? Most _ neatly
nowadays there is no school. The lotion
of public life. considpsd so necessary for
boys, is in general found harmful for girls.
1 have already said that in the harmonious.
and complicated play of anch misty
men and women have two very distinct
parts to play—they are sopamtclydntro-
duced to it, the son by his father, the
daughter by her mother, who guides her
in the path she has pursued herself. The
,1! ”wimp-11f nmtcrnai self sacrifice is on
p.- ‘1 lily f1 your: in the grt-at tulduleclnss.
in tin higher rank» the hronchwomau
remembers that she has social duties to
perform; that she must keep up the repu-
tation of the anions of her country, which
the trivial custom of reception days has so
much lessened, and that if she is forever
busy directing and correcting her daugh-
ter she runs the risk of being no more
than a nursemnid at first and a governess
after that. Besides it is proved that in
all aristocruclos, whether of wemth or
birth women are not disposed to give up
worldly pleuspres, and the governess moth
or is obliged to sacrifice these pleasures for
the greater part —-Th. Boutzon in Century.
To Maire an Oriental Booth.
"Starting with the idea tint what we
do shall be an wsthetic solace, indicative
of one’s personality, let us consider first
the construction of an oriental booth.”
writes John Sparrowhawk on "ham
and Cozy Corners" in The Ladies' Home
Journal.
"A cot bed; with legs sowed off, with a
woven wire spring and afour inch mat
tress, will do for a serviceable couch. But
to make a coat which is not so apparently
a makeshift, construct of rough boards a
square framcofoet 6 inches long by 4
foot widonnd it inches deep. On a line
2 inches below the upper edge all around
bore half inch holes 4 inches apart. Take
a clothesiine and lace buck and‘ forth
through these holes, drawing the line
tightly. This makes a good spring for tho
umttross to rest upon. The front edge of
the wooden frame should be beveled so
that it will some sharp against the mat
tress. (lover the woodwork and cushion
w h a Iiagdad curtain or some grasscloth.
'1 c mnexiy is where onc's inventive skill
is put to the test, however, and no mics
for draping will meet every condition.
The available curtains, shawls or strips of
cloth vary, and a general suggestion can
only be adored. Experiment with pine
until the desired effect is obtained, and
then sow or took for mrnlanency. ”
Two Boos-u.
Two rooms lately soon have impressed
upon me most forcibly the necessity of
having some plain surface in ovary room
as a rest for the eye and consequently the
mind. One of these rooms was lauded as
a thing of beauty because it existed i the
bouscnf amillionaire and much tamoy
had been cxpondml upon it. ' The Other
room was in the house of a seuustress who
had expended her hard earned dollars in
furnishing a little parlor with which she
Was delighted. Both rooms were ugly and
timsomo because of tho figured surfaces
that covered floor, windows and furniture
and the hangings. The [mtturns were large
and showy in the eastern rug, the rich
walls were covered with a figured silk, and
the chairs had velvet roses growing in a
satin background. In a more mtisfactory
room done byu Woman decorator I find the
floor, which has a plain hard wood border.
covered by u largo rug with a plain center
and it figured lmrdcr. A table cover that is
lender is of n lustrous short nupm velvet.
The walls are covered with painted tapes-
tries, but the windows and (lilill'fi that di-
vide them here amt there have plain hung-
.ings. The ceiling of tho mmn is crossed
by [uncle of wood in a dull and a bright
finish. —-.\'cw York Post.
Don'ts For Young plethora.
Don'tdo everything for the baby that
ewryhmlv n-ummnmuls.
l) m i do.» it with mulling sirup.
lluli'h hurry and fret yourself ill and
then expect a good baby.
Don't give tapioca, corn flour or pota-
totoeo, since, without thorough mastication,
starchy viands are didionle to digest. .
Don't fall to form early in its life a
habitof regularity in nursing~from one
to two hours is sufficiently often during
the first few months. if you observe this
rule, there would be no need of the follow-
lu :1. .
lion't offer nature’s fouot every time
the baby cries. A too full stomach is
doubtless the cause of its pals.
Don’t hind too tightly. Nature will
keep the baby from falling apart.
Don’t dose with osstm oil. if delicate
and emaciated, anointing with olive all
after the mono both will re beneficial.
Don't forget to give a at: of cold one
tor at frequent intervals, if teething. it is
erygrstefui to the favored gurus.
"Don't allow schild to tear or dostnry
mothers give old papers and books to their
mun. those teaching a wholesale do»
structlmi of ch thlugamitxohange.
a sore affliction to
afraid, considered vulgar—i mean a knowl-
edge of housework. ‘
in some circles it some to be considered
hardly good form for s girlie understand
bowtocookadinueror “maroon,
and yet, however well (lowered to girl may
be, such knowledge will never come amiss
to her, for, though she may be fortunate
enough to hate servantsto do this for her,
still the mistress of a household should
understand how the work undertaken ,
her servants should be done, i not en‘s
will she be thus more up of their
labor and of the time and trouble they ex.
pend on it. but she will be able to really
:lircot her establishment with just the some
care and exactness as a business man
would his shop or factory, where he has
learned the work from apprenticeship up-
ward —Lonlaviilo Courier-Journal.
other People's Convenience.
Weomzlst to think of other people’s eon»
i‘fllllt‘llml more than we generally do. The
hornets the place where this thoughtful-
ness should in to be cultivated. One
who comes in etc breakfast admits that .ho
is guilty of an amiable self indulgence, but
forgets that be has marred the harmonious
flow of the household life and caused com
fusion and extra work. How often an im-
portant committee is kept waiting ten
minutes for one tardy member, who comes
countering in at last, without even an
apology for causing perhaps in men a loss
(.f time that to them was very valuable,
besides having put a son: strain on their
patience. and good nature. Everyday life
is full of just such thonghtlcssnees, which
causes untold personal inconvenience and
(.fttlmes hurts the hearts of friends—lins-
ton Journal.
For the Children.
Straws such as those used as cases for
wine booties play be employed it)! the
amusement of the children in a novel Way,
Mothers and older sisters may be glad to
know of the suggestion by which t‘iwy
can interest the little folks First model
a cottage with thick cardboard and paint
the chimneys, windows and door nppro
[yr-lately. Let the roof overlap the edges of
the eaves. Press some stmws flat and gum
them on totho roof in imitation of thatch
Urnomeut the ends and gables of the roof
with straws acmnling to fancy. In tho
projecting portions of the roof puncture
holes and insert so as to form the portion.
'(fhildmn will derive a great deal of fun
and amusement from these straw ovituigcs,
which may be made very pretty and effect
ix'o representations.
1' Sachets.
Little sweetly perfumed sachets, or pack
via, as they are often called, are placed in
immikorcblcf imxos and bureau drawers
and among my lady's dainty clothing. If
the little wickets to be put in wardrobes or
drawers whore wonlcna and ilmmcls arc to
be kept are filled with the following in.
gradients, the moth fly will shun them:
Have the druggist pound tun pmvdl-run
ounce each of cloves, nutnueg, cinnamon,
scrawny Wis, mace and T onquin beans
and mix with them 6 ounces of powdered
nrris root. This will be found an excellent
perfume
Bric-u-bnc.
Arrange your bric-u-hmc by antitrust in
’.ilf)l' and form. so tho the effect will not
lotuo symmetrical, and the slander ill!-
gnuvc of the tail vase will emphasize the
roundndsa of film tixuim plain that stands
next it. In the arrangement of furniture
(in um. put all the large pieces—piano,
bmkmsoumiporhapsllnplums—011mm side
of the room. for it will lollii ovorheavy and
not well nuanced.
See Them at Night.
Though pale olive and other shades of
green are much need iul' wall coverings of
paper and in woven stuffs, as wall as for
dramrics, they should never be decided
upon until tbcyurc sum nby artificial light,
as some of the shades of olive that are rich
and beautiful by the light of tiny havoc
mmsny brown shade that no amount of
artificial light will change.
Cleaning Vegetables.
. All housekeepers will be. glad w learn a
thoroughly reliable Why of cleansing vogo go
tables. Make a strong brine of u pouml
and a half of salt to a gilllnn of water. in—
to this place the vegetables, with the stalks
upwmucat, for twu ul' three l1<1ur4."li1is
will deistmy all the mm to whiobciusrcr in
the leaves, and ti g; will fall out and sink
to the bottom of the pan.
, omens.
A systematic housewife keeps a list of
kitchen utensils, towels, cloths and sup-
plies of dry miss. with the deteof their
purchase A mend list is given to the
cook and houscmoid, so that When sauce.
pans leak, bmoms are worn out and dish.
towels vanish it may be seen If they have
lasted a reasonable time
'l'able linen, the napkins mrtlcuiariy,
should be carefully looked over beforethoy
are put into water to see if it is stained
with fruit By rubbing pooch stains in
alcohol before the been is put into water
the stain may be readily removed. ‘
ft is sometimes useful to know first a
ieseponiulof earning-ch is equal to one
egg and may be substituted in case of a
semi of eggs for partof the eggs in cus-
tard: other dishes where milk and eggs
are celled for.
the right boot by putting in a small pm
oftrssd. if it browns immediately, the
lord is hot enough for urine
pictures
isracthproof snows-rs
these so We! it breaking,“ cod
Hothrdcanbetested toseeif a a at
as
m supporwirc for it
M 1%,”? k Hermit.
thatDr. ng’sNew Diwov has no
MbslosaOo brewed. J. .Browo.
Prop. St. James Hotel, .Wayuo, Ind”
testifies that he was cured of a Cough of
two arsstanding, caused byLoGri pe,
.Kiug 's New Discovery
Merrill, Baldwiusville, Mass" says that
he has used and recommended it and
never knew it to fail and would rather
have it than any doctor, because it
cures. Mrs. Beaming, 222 E. 25th St. .,
Chicago, always keeps it at hand and
has no fear of Group. because it instantly
relieves. Free Trials Bottles at Still-
son’s and Wood's Drug stores. .
‘ DeWitt’s Witch Howl Salve is on an-
tisoptic. soothing and healing applica-
tiou for burns. scaids, cuts and bruises,
etc, and cures piles like magic. It 111-
stautly stops Lgain. G C. Siillson, South
Weed. Not-walls.
Did Ycom Ever
your troubles? It not, got a bottle now
and get relief. This medicine has been
found to be peculiarly adapted to the re-
lief and cure of all female Complaints,
exerting a wonderful direct influence' 1n
giving strength and tone to the organs.
If you have loss of Appetite, Constipa-
tion, Headache, Fainting Spells, or are
Nervous, Sleepless, Excitable, Melan-
oboly or troubled with Dizzy Spells, Elec-
tric Bitters is the medicine you need.
are guanintcsxi irengtcalth amiill-byh
its use. Tifty cents, and $1.00 at. StSH
son's and Wind's stores.
ed and safety are the watobwords
of8 t- e ago. One minute cough cure nets
speedily, safely and never fails. Asth-
ma, bronchitis, coughs and colds are
cured by 1t E. P. Weed, Norwalk, and
G. C Stillson. South Norwalk.
$100 Reward $100.
The rcaeders of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there 18 at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all its stages and this is
Catlu'rh. Ball’s Catarrh Gore is the
only positive cure now known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease requires a consti—
tutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh
Care is taken intern y, are ting directly
upon the blood and cons surfaces of
the system, thereby destroying the foun-
dation of the disease, and giving the pa-
tient strength by building up the con-
stitution and assisting nature to do its
work The proprietors have so much
faith in its curative powers, that they
offer one hundred dollars for any case
tnat it fails to cure. Benn for list of tee-
timoniais. Address F. J. Cheney or Go.
Toledo, Ohio. Sold by drnggists. 750.
They are so little you hardly know
you are taking them. They cause no
griping. yet they act quickly and most
1haroughly.Such are the famous little
pills know u as DoWitt‘s Little Early Ris-
ers. Small in size, great in n’sults.
i’ Wood Norwalk, G C. Siillson, South
Norwalk. '
i
ASTORIA.
fits/r"
Chronic constipation is a painful, dis-
agreeable and life«ebortening difficulty.
It damages the system. causes sick head-
uobo. bad breath and poisons the blood.
It can be madily overcome by DoWitt a
Little E ally Risers. These little pills
are great regulators. E 1’. Wood, Nor
walk, 0. C. Stillson. Scull. Norwullr.
CACTOBIA.
n.
silils is 9'
3%”
listeners crown.
The fee-
slum"
”mm" every
cunts.
a.”
Many lives of usefulness hav 0 been cut
short by neglect to break up an ordi-
nary cold. Pneumonia. bronchitis and
oven consumption can be averted by the
i‘umpf ne- of ”no Minute (Much Cure.
l; P Wood Norwulk. and G.S.St1ll-
son, South Nice-Lil:
0.5.5101!“
'33,? 1: es
Many political speakers, clergyman.
singers and others who use their voice
excessively. rely upon One Minute Cough
Core to prevent huskinose and laryngi tis.
its value as a preventive is only mauled
by its or to afford instantanoems ro—
lief. .. P. Weed, Norwalk, 0. 0. Still-
son, South Norwalk.
Isotlio’ssrsios can
The best salve in the world for cute,
bruises, mmlcers, mt rheum, fever
sores. tettss, cits hands, chilblaine,
euros, and all s eruptions, antim-
tivelycores piles, or nope
it is guaranteed to give perfect shoelac-
tion or money Munded Price at cents
perbox I. RWeedsudeO. balloon
'l‘etter, more and all similar skin
troubles are cured by the asset DeWitt’s
Witch Hanoi Salve. it eootbés «once
and micron the tissues to their asteroids
condition, and never fails to core piles.“
eeddieswslt, Gil. ddllsonmo
s
4.
1 Paregorie, Drops, Seething Syrups,
Try Electric Bitims as a remedy for H
E.“
stance. itineharnlesssubsiitutefex
and Castor Oil. It is pleasant. Its“
meat» is thirty years use by ‘
millions of Hothors. Oastorieisthe
children's Panacea—the Mother’s
Friend.
CASTORIA
For [tribute and Children.
Do not be imposed upon, but insist upon
having Casioria. and see that the {ac-shun":
signature of
is on the
«we ‘ My
Weshnllpro- '
trot ourselves and the public at all hands.
T1112 Clemson Courm. T? Murray SL,N.Y .
‘3
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Examiner In
E. 8. Patent once,
1876 so 1883
Offices, 436 \[ain Street,
BRIDGEPORT. CONN-
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The Beauty of Well Decoration
lepends on the work of the designer. So
beautiful. delicate and varied am the
patterns in this stock the most artistic
taste cannot fail to be pleased If what
you want. is not bore. you make up your
mind it' s not to be had.
Soeing' s free.
1 Painting, paper hanging and decorat-
on.
if not convenient for (you to call at the
store. drop a postal, an lwill bepieaeed
to call on you with asqu line of samples.
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10 FIRST AVENUE,
East him-walk. Connecticut
MAKE VOUR
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EVIIIIO SEITIIII.
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INSUllE YOUR LIFE
we
telegraph station and two or three
cabins about the some distance off. To
regular operator had his rooms over
station and freighthouse, where sup.
plies were received for the coal mines
several miles away: It was the loneliest
place I over struck, but i had toworlt.
After fixing things I lay down on o .
bench to wait for the next freight. '1
suppose! dosed, for I jumped up with a
startunt feeling a cold, wet noseshoved
into my face. There was a big New-
foundland dog wagging his tall as mor-
rily as a buzzsaw cuts through soft
wood. Well, that dog ran first to the
lighted lantern on the door, then back
to me, and then pretty soon I began to
think something was wrong. Up I got,
and he led me all through the freight~
house. up to the operator’s rooms and
back to the office; then calmly went to
sleep with one eye open and one ear
prieketl up. I waited for the train, but
before I heard it he began to bark.
“The next night the some perform-
ance. Well, after that I used to go to
sleep, and for the week I was there that
dog kept watch. You see, the regular
was fond of sleep at night, so he could
play poker all day. I never told on him,
bnt'tlmt was a well trained dog: "
“That’s no experience," said Billy
Marshall. ”There was only half athrill
in that. Why, in 1888, during the bile»
zen], I was holding down a night job
in New Jersey. It was the dreariost
spot that a railroad ofliciai could pick
out for a station. It was so quiet in the
daytime that you could hear the sun-
light glint und at night the shadows
fall. It was snowing when I went on
at night, and all trains were blocked,
and by morning I was almost buried.
My lunch was long ago gone, and I felt
like grinding my teeth into some brcak~
fast. Dinner time came and went, sup-
per hour passed, and no relief arrived.
I chi-wed cu lend pencils and rubber
bands until I felt- ]ikc a girl bookkeeper.
I pulled in my belt and nearly out my-
self in two, but the old hunger was
there just the same. So I tried to sleep,
but there was no sleep in ma with that
gnawing at my stomach.
"All at once I saw three muskrats
come up through a hole in the floor.
Muskrat was better than starvation, so
I made for them with a poker, killed
one, and the. others get away to freeze
to death. Skinning that follow and
dressing him didn’t take long. and with
wire I rigged in broiler. You bet your
life the smell of that cooking rat was
just great joy, and I'm no cbink either.
It just tickled mo so that I fell asleep
and only woke up when he was so burned
that the odor nearly choked me.
“The silowpiow came along soon,
however, and whoul got filled up again
I was sort of glad I hadn’t put down
the 01d inuskrut after all. He might not
have agreed with 11m. "—Ncw York Sun.
a
The [science of Smiles.
The gentle art of smiling is the latest
‘tbing which science has been meddling
with. tracing back so its very beginning
and pointing out with something like. n
sneer how this facial t-xpn salon first
mum to adorn the insect primeval than.
Mr. Edward (layer, in a recent. lec-
turoin Paris before the Socioto d‘An-
ihropologio, stated that our smiles, how-
ever winning in outward summit. are
simply rrcords of our my remote nu-
cosmrs' selfishness, greediuces and pug:
cavity.
The passion that (lmninntml all other!
in primitive man was the desire for
fowl. The animals cl [how no) ll'fl'l'l‘.
bone and fierce, and tho tropic-hunts of
hunting fox. 1;.ul «ratio. Tho nakvrl
litmirl‘, therefore, was forced to gooft-
tlilliii with an empty stomach, but
win 11 he made a kill ho gorged himself
with haunt. 'i‘ho anticipation of the ap-
proaching satisfaction of his hunger
caused him to open his mouth and show
his teeth, partly through pleasure and
partly through an instinctive impulse
to get lllllliilll in readiness for the m-
mvoiuto stowing away of his food.
With the progress of civilization,
however, this facial contortion grew to
be caused by other pleasurable things,
and then came the sound of audible
laughter.
The graceful smile of tho lioness,
therefore, as she receives her guests is
merely an inherited expression of satis-
faction derived from a savage progen-
itor who anticipated a 11ch time when
he had people to dinner—mt for dinner.
Again, the open smile of more open
pleasure is simply a survival of the gap-
ing mouth with which the semisimian
prepared to tackle roast grandmother.--
New York Journal
A wooden.
“My misguided friend," said the fat
man with the polls under his eyes, “i
will admit that i am a capitalist That
part of your assertion can go unchsl
longed. But when you say that i am
not a producer you are wrong. i have
been booking a comic operseom y
for two mmtbs."-lodisospoliscar-
usl.
has." r
min It.
in a hem of Dickensf
“Bisslt maltose. ” Which list published
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