imm-
unfnmolisbadmsde during
_ . rubidium: Mills
ye missed Miss Clifford.”
:“sbs was certainly attire
lwlsh I could have aeenher
left New York. just to say good
while the lubjmf his transom M
" putty. bright f girl 0 u
find arrived at her home. a large.
.. - houaein the principal street
little town. In the ball she met
‘ ,. ‘ into the study and shut the
" he said. “I have somethingrath-
stations to tell you.” '
daughter obeyed. ,
_ fact is." said Mr. Clifford “I
Men. as you have noticed, in pa—
' difficulties for some time past.
months» ago, to meet my ‘more
.; claims. I was obliged to mort-
,thehonseand to getabillof sale
furniture. But things have gone
bad to worse, and I have just found
Ht. unless I can raise£800 within two
, _ if he heard the faintest rumor that
was in difliculties through extrava«
. . he wouldn’t leave me a farthing,
less give me anything. In fact. it is
partly on his account that I am so anx-
ious to raise this money quickly, for if I
an gasetted before he dies (the doc-
tor says he hasn’t two months to live)
my name will be cut out of his will."
' After a pause he went on:
{‘1 wish some rich fellow would come
and marry you, Mob; that would pro-
vide for you. at least. and you might be
oblate spare a few halfpence for your
1th old father.”
" label laughed. “At least you can
boys the wedding prospects in that case."
an mid
Gliflord suddenly stopped short in the
midst of his pregrinations. “The very
.‘Wl" he exclaimed.
“What do you mean?"
“Quite simple. Send out invitations
to yourweddingto some person. imagin-
ary, ifyou like. Then, when you have
got a line array of wedding presents-
Mull. the event can be postponed—sud-
den illness of the bridegroom—any-
thing. Meanwhile, the presents are con-
yerted into ready cash. I am once more
solvent. Uncle George (lies: hey, pros—
to! everything in a flourishing condition
min!" 0 -
. "But the whole scheme is so prepos-
terous! No. father, I really ca'n’t do
with”
f, ‘ “So you won't even do that little ser-
:. vice for me? Well. I might have expect-
ad‘itl Here am I. toiling all these
years”——(Mabel looked slightly incredu—
Ioua)——denying myself. paying sweet
guinens for your fees to local lectures.
‘ mid this is all the thanks I get!"
“I was at the last to-day." said his
.53 , daughter. coloring slightly.
, 1 “The last! Then that lecturer fel-
low—what‘s his name?—-Dundas has
the bridegroom. He’ll never hear of it
who's not likely to ever come back again
and it will seem much more natural for
j- youto be engaged to him than to a
3" stranger. There! I flatter myself that
‘I have made a really brilliant sugges—
v“ m"
' ‘ “Father. I must tell you plainly."
“Mabel. flushing angrily. “I de-
olineto have anything to do with the
h
- “Now. Mabel. deer.” in a more wheed-
Iiu tone. “you will be sensible. won’t
you? Surely you can't see me trembling
loathe brink of ruin like this. and not
[stretch out a hand to help me? Come.
.anwt"
“roar Mabel looked irresolutely before
“If I could do anything else." she said
*utrnatiugly. “But a deceitful thing
like that—and think of the exposure if it
.ehould corue out!"
“No fear of it coming out. if you only
thy your part properly." quick to de-
inaot the signs of yielding in her tone.
”#6. after all. it's only for a month or
at most. There. I knew you would
malble."
"Int I don’t like it at all."
"Pooh! You‘ll soon get accustomed
to it. And new to set about prepara-
tions for carrying it out. I think. as we
want thetbiug widely knownme cannot
bettertban give a hint to Miss Wore .
and let nature do its work."
Mabel quite recognised the truth of
“when. for Miss Cynthia Wor-
Mmmalden ladyof uncertain age.
oats user neighborof theirs. had a
Wall merited reputation for gossip. and
was frequently made use of by her
- as an easy means of spreading.
‘ therefore. assented lauguidly to the
, tlnt’s settled. and I'll drop in
Walter dinner poisoned tsllher.
Winnie weddiugforthlsdaymeu
~ ~ . aadwho Newswbst mayhap-
.. ,, sen this aadtbsal 'f‘hsre.my
' em you would soon get recou-
tetbs ides." '
toblsresoluuoamtbdord sallled
that night to the gossip mourn.
returned in highglssatthsmnuner
hisplouslblesteryhsdbesure-
Wei-bolas was delighted.” be
consulted “immediately
, «summers-sleds...
sigh. betookhimselfto .
gone? Look here. Mabel! Let himbe‘
Manor“ ‘
iatieu totiieir
. fies-am wonderment
me «summit
mascots. Museum
to realism-moat ‘ beam
as on
a
Time passedou.till atlastbutou
week remained before the date fixed for
the eventful ceremony. Mr. Cunard“
hndjust been consulting Mabelaslothe
propriety of announcing the sudden in.
disposition of the bridegroom, when
Miss Worboise paid her usual morning
cal ' ‘
«on, Mob. darling, you didn't tell me.
but I knew you would like to talk it i
ever. so I called in early. Naughty man! »
to combine business with pleasure like
th "
“What do you mean?‘ asked Mabel,
with apprehension. '
“You know as well as I. I really
wander you let him. It’s hardly respect-
a e!" .
“What is hardly respectable?" the girl
asked. a horrible fear seizing her. ‘
“Why. of course. letting him lecture
here the very day before his marriage.
Didn’t you knowf—but of course you
did—he has promised to give an extra ‘
lecture to supplement his course!"
“Oh, yes—I know," said. or rather
gasped. Mabel. "0f course—I have
rather a headache this morning. and—
would you excuse."
Miss Worboise. of course. took the
hint and left, with many exprcsisions of
' regret. while Mabel sought her father.
“What shall we do?" she pantod. “He
is coming here before he crosses the
Atlantic—actually here—~in five days—-
he must hear of it—and I—I shall die of
shame!"
i “It is danced awkward," said Mr.
Cliflord. perplexed; "but, never mind,
I’ve brought you into this mess and I’ll
get you out. Now. see here. I'll wire
at once and get him dine and stay the
night with us—-in fact. we'll keep him
entirely to ourselves. and he won’t get a
hint of it. In the morning he‘ll leave
by an early train—we can say his mother
is suddenly taken ill. There, isn‘t that
all right?”
Mabel assented.doubtfully. Nothing
could be done now. except wait and hope
for the best.
Mr. Dundas. duly invited, wired his
acceptance, and on the appointed day
was met at the station and conveyed
home by Mr. Clifiord. Mabel awaited
his arrival with a beating heart and
could hardly hide her confusion on first
meeting him. When 5 o’clock, the hour
appointed for his lecture. arrived. she
professed herself slightly unwell, and
Dundas found himself. to his disgust,
relegated to the care of her father, who
received strict injunctions from Mabel
not to allow the lecturer to interchange
greetings with any one.
"They might congratulate him!" she
said. “How very awkward that would
u!"
Dinner passed ff without mishap.
Mabel was shy a d constrained, and
spoke little: but as Cliflord was in high
spirits at the success with which every-
thing passed 03. and kept the con versa-
tion chiefly in his own hands. his guest
did not notice the unusual preoccupa~
tion and silence of his daughter.
But alas! the best laid scheme may
fail sometimes. No sooner were the
three established in the drawing room
than the doorbell rang sharply. and a
few moments later the servant an-
nounced:
“Miss Worhoise."
Mabel. nearly distracted. managed at
last to welcome the very unvvelcome
guest. and then sat down on thorns.
waiting in a kind of despair for what
she might say.
"I know." said Cynthia archly. “that
it is rather an inconvenient time to call.
"You must be so very busy—much a lot
of preparations as you must have to
make before to—morrow. haven‘t you,
Mr. Dundee?"
“I? No." said Dundee. rather sur-
prised. “I really have no packing to
speak of. and that‘s done already. as I
am leaving by an early train."
"An early train! But surely you
won't miss the reception?"
“Good gracious!" thought the young
man. “are they getting up a levee for
me?" But aloud he only said: "Well.
I’m afraid I shall. unless it‘s very
ear y."
“Which reminds me." said Miss Wor-
bolse. ”Mabel. darling. you forgot to
say at what time We are expected to
come."aud then. to the girl's infinite
horror. she produced from her pocket
her dainty invitation card.
“Confound that Woman " thought
Clifford. savagely. and then. jumping
up. he exclaimed eagerly. "See here.
Miss Cynthia, “I must have your opiu-
ion on some of Mnbel's presents in the
next room.” and. rather against her
will. hurried out of the room. but
not before he saw that the mischief was
done. for Duudas had stopped politely
to pick up the card which had fallen
from Mailers uerveless hand, and in
doing so could not help seeing what it
wu.‘ His name on the card arrested his
attention. and he read it through. seame-
ly realising its meaning. Then. too
amused to speak. he looked toward
bsl for an explanation; but. using her
pale and speechless, sprang toward her,
fearing she was about to faint. Ills
touch, however. mailed her to herself;
and. waving him back with an effort,
she rose and ’ faced him.
, "You had better know the whole.”
shssnidmud than. as calmlyaud onl-
hetedlysssheeeald.sbetcldtbsbumil~
‘ ; is claws-can 9.9V: I
“With your sir." said
.-
' ,"'-~Loadcn Tit-Bits.
Posmsuucsr SALUTE. .
la the City of Churches Military Tactics
. Prevail.
A. 'I'. Bullivan. Postmaster of brook-
; 13711. has decided to require, his subunit
[notes 'to salute their superior ofllcors
hereafter. He is in Cleveland Demo-
crat. This is what he says: ‘
“The attention of the letter carriers at
thisolliceis called to the advisability
and propriety of extending a uniform
salute or mark of recognition to their
immediate superiors whenever they
meet them in the performance of their
duties outside the office. I have long
been of the opinion that such a practice
would add materially to the dignity and
discipline of the carrier force in its ed'ect
upon the public, and the absence of such
a system has undoubtedly provoked un-
favorable coinment and has been at—
. tributed to lack of system and care-
less discipline. The salutation now in
vogue in regular organisations, namely.
the raising of the right hand to point
of contact with cap or helmet. should
be adopted. and the carrier and substis
l
l
l
. tute carrier force of this office are here- '
by directed to immediately conform to
the provisions of this order when ac-
costing or passing on the public streets
the postmaster. assistant postmaster and
divison superintendents."
Sergeant Mel-liroy's Whereabouls.
“The Ninth Cavalry was the first reg-
iment to use the Hotchkiss mountain
gun,” said Capt. .Day “and the way that
gun was hauled about by our troops was
a caution. Lieutenant Humphreys com-
manded the gun outfit in our troop and
he could hit an ordinary target as far as
it could be seen.
“He was a very profane man. and
whenever any of the boys got weary on
a march they would say: ‘Let's go back
and hear Humphrey swear.‘ In much-
ing over mountains it is very often nec-
cessary to climb down inclines which
are almost a sheer drop. and at such
places the soldier will sit down between
the forelegsof his horse and they slide
down together.
“Thegun outfit. always being in the
rear, would generally .ilnd such places
worn about as smooth as glass when
they came up. and Hillnphrey's profan-
ity was something terrible.
“I remember one very amusing inci-
dent connected with an affair of that
sort. The incline was almost a sheer
precipice. leading thirty feet below into
the canon. When Humphrey came up.
of course. all the dirt was worn off.
leaving only the slippery side of the
rock.
"He sat down and swore long and
loudly. but finally got up and ordered
the outfit over. The sergeant. in colored
man. named McElroy. was about to let
the gun and the two mules go over by
themselves. when Humphrey yelled:
“ ‘Hold on there. go over with them
and report.”
"So over they all Went, and after hear-
ing a big splash in the canon below. fol-
lowed by silence. Humphrey called
out:
“ ‘McElroy. are you killed?‘
“A big spluttcring was heard below
and pretty soon McElroy's voice came
up:
“ ‘No. sail: Ise not killed.‘
“ ‘Where‘s the mule?”
" ‘He's kickin' on top 0' do heap.
sab.’
“ ‘Woll. where's the wheel mule?’
“ ‘He‘s under do 03 mule, soh.‘
“ ‘Is the gun all right?’
“ ‘Yes. sah; dat's underdewheel mule,
sab.‘
“ ‘Well. where are you?
“ 'Ise under do gun. sab.’ "———Wash-
ingtou Times.
The Thoughtful Drug Clerk.
mean; presents.” 'l
“What can I do for you. miss?" in~
quired the clerk in a Market street drug
store of a blushing young woman. She
glanced about her in embarrassment and i
then replied:
"I want some castor oil."
“All right: in just a moment."
The clerk moved around behind the
counter for u moment and then want to '
the soda fountain.
“Do you like soda?" he asked.
"Oh. yes. indeed."
“What flavoring do you prefer?"
“Pineapple. please."
The clerk drew a glass of the liar and
the young lady drank it. Then the clerk !
sat down on o stool and commenced tol
chat with her. She was apparently an-
noyed. but replied courteously to all of ‘
his remarks. Finally she said:
“If you'll give me the castor oil 1‘11
9!
“Why, you took it in that glass of
"an n in the soda! 1 didn't want
to take it. It was for my little brother.”
~8au Francisco Post.
I W
\ no anus-nus french».
Rev. Robert (lollyer. pastor of the‘
Unitarian Church of the Messiah. is one
ofthe most eloquent as well as one of
the most popular ministers in New.
York. Ills reputation as an author and
lectureris almost world wide. His at-
tainmentsareall tbsmoreinterestin as
he was obliged to leave school w eni
dght yesrsefsgeandwerkinnfso-
fury. He becomes Methodist preacher.
but rifled lute pale-mam. He was
' sears ”Wis use .
seed ll
‘ ,. an even“ one.“
_.. Heiscloetbeaded‘and
clean. Always well dressed" ‘ . bemakat.
you think of a New York club ”man or
bankerrstber than of the average Amer-
ican statesman. Ills black clothes are
well out. and the linen of his shirt and
his broad. expansive collar. which ex-
ceeds even that of William M. Evartsin
sire. is of the finest material andas white
as the driven snow. His hair within
the last year has perceptibly whitened,1
and it is fast becoming iron gray. His
eye. however. is bright. and the rosy
corpusclcs that shine through his fair
skin show that his blood is full of iron.
so
if“
He has a strong face. His forehead isl
very broad and above the average.
height. His nose is large and his mouth
and lower jaw are indicative of determ-
1".
SENATOR ALLISON.
ination and will. He is a good story
teller. and he has a hearty laugh. He
was sitting at a table with a box of
cigars and a pile of papers beside him
when I called. and he smoked as he‘
talked.
"It is nearly thirty-three years since
you were first elected. Senator. That is
a full generation. Do you think it has
,pahl you to be a public man?"
"I don’t know." replied Senator Alli-
son. reflectively. “I have thought of it
many times. and l have sometimes do-
cided that it has not. It has been
pleasant in many ways. but it has often
seemed to me that it would have been
better for me had I closed my public
career with my term in the House.
There is really a great deal of hard work
connected with Congress, and my life in
the Senate has been one of hard work
and much worry. When I left the House
in 1871. twentwaour years ago. i was,
you might say. at the beginning of my
prime. Had I dropped politics and do.
voted myself to my profession of the
law I would certainly be a much richer
man than I am today. I think, per-
haps. I would have been happier."
~~~~~ ~wr~
GREAT SALT LAKE.
A Description of Its Shores. Islands and
Bird Life.
The Great Salt Lake is seventy miles
long and fifty miles across in its widest
part. Those engaged in the manufacture
of salt here say that it takes six gallons
of water to make one gallon of. salt.
The Suit Lake shores are mostly gray
flats of indescrilmble barrcnness. the
scant dwarf sage on the water's edge
often beautifully flowered with a delicate
frostwork of salt spray. (in the northern
slopes and down the Western border
there are numberless springs running
pure brine. But stranger than this is
the fact that in several places fresh
water gushes out of the sand on east
Antelope within fifteen feet of the brim-
ming lake basin. The one perfect beach
is at Garfield. a dozen or so miles west
of where the Jordan River is crossed
and at the feet of the Oquirrbs~a grand-
ly picturesque range in whose clefts
throughout the summer the snow lies
like fallen clouds. The first bathing in
the lake was done at Black Rock on Gar-
field Beach. which has been a time hon-
ored resort for picknickers since the
early fifties.
The various groups of islands in this
dead sea of the western continent are
fragments of mountain chains gracefully
strung out on the flashing bosom of this
strange water.
In the fall of the year the marshes at
the mouthsof the rivers that empty into
the lake are covered by flocks of wild
geese and ducks. with sometimes a state-
ly blue heron or swans with beautiful
white pluumgc. Their cheerful clatter
and the fresh green of the coarse grass
and singing weeds contrast delightfully
with the dreary tints and solitariuess of
the immediate (insert. There are also
numbers of seagulls. which visit the
member; to fish. coming thirty miles from
their rookcries on Gunuisou and 'its
neighboring isles. The main food of the
lgullsisknown to be the lndnitessimal
live things found in the bitter lake brine
[ma small winged shrimp, in smaller fly
and its larva». the black worm before
alluded tea-the three atomic creatures
that comprise the animal life of the
lake.-Sun Francisco Chronicle.
Johnnie Know.
The Teacher-Now. who can tell me
which travels the fasten-hogs or
cold?
Johnny Bush (motivations of
com. Anybody can catch coldm'l‘id-
Bits.
Princess dc Pobgusc. formerly Win-
unrstta Singer, the deughter of thegress
machine man. is said to be the
greatest amateur musician in Paris.
* Frances Hodgson Burnett ssysitla
1 dim MI W ll. um, I“
’ shebadnsvarwrlttsssiina
eldeutallythe
‘ffblllballifld
more. has owned.
the derisive'words helm ”I.
in
cinnamon. Mam “descendant:
not a single individual had much
greater possessioutban than .
“Land 10mm" a responsible or]
much of the misery which exists in
cities. Happily there in growing dis-
position in this country for wage earn-
ers to become householders. It is not
diflcult for the laboring man and the
small artisan to render themselves in-
dependent of landlords. The suburbs of
our cities have abundant mom for
growth. andthe land is not all in the
possession of afew families. Every day
it isprovenv possible for a man with
%
a;
1L
. ,3 ‘3}??? town/Isaac P‘s/Mas;
' ' ’ ”can“ re Ay.
‘ ii
shrewd management. prudence and a
little self‘denial to build and own a
house for himself. with scarcely more
of a weekly outlay than he was called
upon to expend in rent. A dollar or
two more a month for a few years is not
difficult to manage. when it means in
the end such a neat and attractive home
as is pictured herewith, instead of a
more memory of shelter and fat profits
in the pocket of a landlord.
This little cottage, which is capable
of various modifications to suit individ-
ual tastes. can be built. according to the
most careful and reliable estimates. for
$550. Its width. including bay. is 27
feet: depth. including veranda. 17 feet;
height 'of first story. 8 feet 6 inches;
second story, 8 feet.
Post
Kitchen.
’0': ll'
LMsg R
.4'XZOII
d
(Isa
Hall.
8"- 19‘
[Wet including
bar.
Veranda -
6-. wide.
I
5—...4
firs t Floo r.
Exterior mterials: Mndation. posts
or piers; first story. clapboards: bay-
window. gables. dormers and roofs.
shingles.
Interior finish: Two coat plaster. soft
wood flooring. trim and staircase. In-
terior womlwork finished in hard oil.
Colors: Bod y, all clapboards and shin-
gles of bay window. terracotta: trim.
Pompeiinn red; shingles in gables and
sides of dormers treated with burnt
sienna and oil: roof. shingles. dark red;
sashes. bronzo green: blinds. terra
cotta; veranda floor and ceilings,
oiled.
The principal rooms and their sizes.
closets. etc. are shown by the floor
plans. Open fireplace in the living
room and cheerful bay window. Front
door glazed handsomely. A circular
cellar may be added in which vegeta-
bles may not freeze. The living room
Bed R.
u'x n’
beco
may be divided in half with a smaller
bay window in the front room. and the
book used as u dining-room. with open
fireplace which heats upstairs. econo-
miaing the enamditure of the coal. A
few extrsdollars will build a one-story
extension at the rear. used as a store-
house or woodahed. and in the summer
as a laundry when the heat of the kitch~
on range would be oppressive.
The finished neatness of this design.
its economical arrangement of rooms
and the low cost for which it can be
built. appeals directly to the mechanic
and the laboring man. Nor is it nhard
matter to figure how so small a sum
nd Floor.
be made to represent a weekly or.
monthly payment scarcely in excess of
the rent of a room or two inthe
crowded city tsueruent.
. Au lip-tomato baa-sin forty.
The Rochester Herald says the Rev.
A. w. Hayes of Asbury Methodist
Church. is the happy owner of a brand
new bicycle. It was presented to him
the other night by the members of the
church. The young people and many of
the older members of the congregation
assembled in the church parlors to r»
tlelpate in a “pow men's seem,” to-
wheel was pushed out
the curtains and struts
s to ascertain what . I m
know—just how fast 9M . '
They travel eight miles In My
men. I found it this way“. _ ,
“‘Last summer au‘old' '
self were making our way .,
the plains near Prescott to a
miles distant. Night cams
’ we reached our destbiation, .
. compelled to build a fire on W, ‘
fix ourselves till daylight m
had with as three sticks of giant
der. which, for safety'a sake W
' fully laid on the trail about
from the fire. ‘ ’
l f‘Toward 10 o’clock we been: " ”is“
disturbed by a great numb". .
. big Arizona cfickets.wlnch was. ‘
ing the trails across the plains.
came by thousands. solemnly
single file. We knew thabit-lla
to disturb them. and so let them . 7
undisturbed. An hour passed and , .
they came. .
“At length I reached out to than!
stick of wood into the fire. and nail , ,‘
so I brushed a cricket into the m ', ’
Instantly there was a loud ‘ , i .g ‘,
that scattered the ashes all MM
Then came another and another MW
other—bang! bang! bang! . ’a '
"My companion and I jumped tom
feet and gazed down the tail. 31qu
simply a line of fire as explosion follows
ed explosion. It kept up until wemld
no longer hear the reports but we could ,
trace the devastation by the flashes of . ‘
light. The last died away in about ”.
minutes.
had left our powder. and found but a
small stick. all gnawed. left. Then '0
know that the crickets had dined (m it an
ltheypassed. The flreand comm
Y had done the rest. . ,
“0n the next day we kept slow the
, trail and found it strewn with the leg- ‘
and heads of dead c ' ets. The Hit
corpse was found just eight miles from '
. where we had camped. Anhour hadinv
tervened betWeen the arrival of the head
of the line and the disaster. Hence my
conclusion that crickets travel eight
miles an hour."
r
l Wrinkles. ‘
l Worry and the grave digger get on
Well together.
6 When we go out to meet trouble we
never have a long walk.
. When the devil can't get behind the
preacher in any other way, he sometime.
joins the choir. ,
Anybody can be pleasant to pleasant
people. but it takes graceto be pleasant
to unpleasant people.
If you want to get in a crooked path,
just follow the direction of a curb
screw.
There are people who hate a thief.
'who borrow books and never return
them.
He who is hunting for a wife with-
onta fault should remember that the
spouse he is seeking may be marching
for a husband of the same sort.
9 The man that is only concerned to
speak the exact truth is not apt to be
garrulous.
Whispering Snub. .
“Concerning Whispering Smith,” said
Judge Goggin. "he was a very remark-
able and successful man, althoufll heal-
ways seemed to be broke. He
the north half of the block. where the
post otlice now stands. He spent .70.-
000 can frame building and 880,000 on
office buildings. and he had more Mia
ness from ’60 to ’35 than all the other
members of the Chicago barput together.
He was collecting lawyer for nearly
every business house in the Eastern
cities.
“All his clerks seemed in the big
, house he built for carrying on his but-
ness. He employed many of the bent
lawyers that lived in Chicago-Judge
I Magruder cf the Supreme Court, Judge
Noble. John W. Ela. Judge Butler. Ega
bert Jamieson. Doc Clyde. Hart and
many others. Most of them are now
dead or nearly so.
"When Jumicson kept his books Whil- .
poring Smith used to make 075.000 a '
year; but he spent annually about 8110;-
000. He delighted in spending money. ‘ ‘
Once. when they had a sanitary fair
here. I knew him to lay five unclaim-
dred dollar bills on the table for chm
He had the best law library in the city:
> Van Higgins afterward had the nut
Smith prospered in business until the
Baptist convention was held in Chicago
in 1866.
“Mrs. Smith. asincereBaptist. invited
a large number of the preachers to stay
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at her house. in which there was about . ‘
forty rooms. smith raised a row one
Sunday morning. saying he couldn’t find
to clean shirt in the house. that!“
. preacnhmilaad‘stolllen them all. _
" esa tat swasnotrunninga
Baptist missionary home.
up the family.”-—Chiosgo IntenOosnu.
A financial landscape.
Landlord (to guest)-—How do with
the scenery. sir? '
Guestultis beautiful.
Landlord (to clerk)—John add all
. dollars to his bill for scenery-mm »
Constitution. ‘
Dismal Dawsonuxin I use
phone a minute?
Merchant—It won’t work.
Dismal Dawson Hays
hands
objectionable or;
your tele-
use
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Thetbrokefl.
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