1‘“ theoadi. A" . Manitoulin-summari- nW-Downiblt. vhf haapxnosshedthecarpetctlul- ties. gwlthhimamanwlthaloek . of solemn and impossible wisdom, like that were by news. lacks-ass and some ethereal the animal kingdom. With them some a woman attired in streaming garw mentsaudfreni whosecyestbetearswsrs streaming. “What is the matter hero, Muhtaphaf" inquired the cadi. “This woman saith that the hath been , grievousiy waged by this doctor," re- ifs-ts “Let us hear your tale, woman." said “Allah Kabob-God is great— and justice shall be done.” . “Know, 0 source of, all wisdom, that I have a daughter who was handful as an houri in paradise. save that she had a per mole on her left check. This doctor said t8 CONGRESS ST" ‘ n... 1,301. Boston. Haas. ' osan ‘ we, illBHIlflllll. menu: 7 7 illll. Billllitllll. PHllillEl- ,Pllii. y with time to spare for side irl . if desired. ‘ , Bklrting the sea coast for in boogie the hem- I _ Iifol fast new sleamehips of the OLD DOMINION .LIIIE andretnrnl lelaurel h rail. The normal e ofth section or the winter isde- l ‘ oi. Tickets inc-ode MEL accom. . ODA‘I'IORS at points named. as well as - Mlandsteamer fare lor the tiretri . ~ tour. 0081‘, 3 . '3“ she 00. filo shorter trips to Old Point Comfort. 'V Ilia tianch and Richmond. Including cost , at .for Old.” and once 33:11:: for particulars of these and other de- ’ . trips. to A!“ Dominion steamship Company. Pier IO. North liver, New York. W. L. Guillaudeu. Vice-President. and Traf- lo Hunger. d1: 6m DRESSM AKIN G A EPICIALTY AT CITY MILLIIIERI STORE. Royt‘e Theatre Building, WASHINGTON 8T.. SOUTH NQBWALK. tins. ililill lllllliis PilllP. l "lilllllli column." nil) TWENTY-FIVE CENTS. with up set and stamp. and receive . horoscope future life. IlADAIiE JUBBEngmv. dead trance elalrvu ant seventh daughter. born with blev :teils t. present and in- fie: ll name of w at you will marry- annsmous run wonw. n is waiI t flout the world that gypeisn are only his fortune tellers. and their canaele ghostly marrl and an -. sinesa. [Hill A C A hi As it examines. Advice on business. alanine. speculation, ehanmloases. all ai~ Y's l. OKYCHARM FREE. N. B. iwlll not vs registered letters or money orders. stamps or express (prepaid). R. flew Albany. indlana Cot deco. iii 0m I send JUBBI this out. lie min ‘iii‘i'ciii'w fluently Administered ills Sued lien lives. ‘m Q'erdiagg 7:13 iii few cousins." ¥imudsavsmum t roost. ‘ a“... I" r compounded of «me. trees in shriioians' For rheumatism l have found nothing ”gammy,ads?orereysfim “2' equal ioGhamberlain’s Pain Balm. it fl“, nooth'NdE'waW rsiievesthepain as soon as applied. J. 4. film.“ 31.1.st “a. w. Young, w.» Liberty, w. v... re. . -"’ mm“ "a... momma moa- isalone worth WW Coughs, Colds, in; you, on emu iillli- . that for fishekels hcwould remove the mole, and that her cheek would remain as the skincf the peach, soft and rosy. I procured the b shekels for him, and he put some fluid on the mole which caused ‘ a burning and an inflammation that aft- erward enlarged and burst, so that now my daughter is left hideous as the mother of Shitan.” ' “Be cheam-a—on my eyes be lit true, man of pills and powders!" “It is, 0 lord of mercy. But I did not know that this would happen, and I am ready to give back to the woman herb shekels." “You did not know! New, by the sa- cred sandwich that the prophet ate at Aden, how dared you undertake on the person of a true believer a thing of which you knew not what might be the conse- quencesf” “l guessed that it would more out all right, your highness." “Well, you guessed wrong, as you shall presently see. Where did you learn to sue“!!! “At a medical university, your high- am” "How long did you study there before you ware allowed to ply your trails!" “Six months, 0 fountain of wisdom." "Can you read or write?" ”No, your highness." “ What did you study at the university!" “Wehad ten lectures on materiamedico. ten on physiology. tea on anatomy, tea on pathology, and the professors viviaected some 300 dogs for our entertainment." “Mustapha. did you ever see the wom- an’s daughter!" “I have, your sublime highness.‘l “Was she as beautiful as the woman hath said?" “Yes, truly, your highness." “Allah knows that beautiful faces are none to plentiful, slave. Youshail he pun~ lshed not only for decreasing their number, but for pretending to know how to heal when you have learned only how to kill. Mustaphal" “Here, proprietor of all knowledge." “Do you go to this man’s house and soles all the medicine and instruments therein. Then let him be put on a plat- form in the public square, and each day let him be given a generous portion of his own medicine, and let such of his in- struments in turn be tried upon him. If by any chance he shall survive this, then let him be publicly how strong." “I kiss the dust of your sublime feet, 0 creator of justice," said the woman. “Allah chur—God is great!" remark. ed the cudi as he retired to his harem. “Mohamnied is the most high prophet, and i am the only original cadi from Cadi- viile. "—Llfu. Is this Newspaper Reporters Wanted. We are informed that the Modern Pin A-eciation wants one or two newspaper correspondents in this county. The work is light and can be performed by either lady or gentleman. Previous ex- perience is not necessary, and some of our young men and women and even old men would do well to secure such a peei- tion. as we understand it takes only abou ouefcurth of your time. For further particulars address Modern Press Aeseci ntion. Chime. Ill. Charley (bidding good bye)——i haven‘t the cheek to kiss you. Alice-Use mine. "She married below her walk in life." “But she is only a chorus singer.” "Cer- tainly. liar Husband is the trombone.” till (lento Will Buy a Wife. or mother a bottle of Dr. Hand's Colic Cure at any drug attire. lira S. W. tier» rill, of Fairdale, N. Y.. says: “Dr, Rand's Colic Care is far in advance of any remedy of its kind 1 ever used. if will quiet baby when she h screaming with pain.” Ask some mother who has gums. Sold by all drugghin. iii ants. “Whatsre the relations new between your wife and yourself?” "Oh. only many limesthe cost. 00mm. fteccn- tiuusd nsswill effect a permanent sore. For sale by G. C. Stillscn. druggiet. solvent?" "Insolvent," was the reply. a short condition." withLB. Unifordmf PM, W. J. ”lib the nominal” mam la tease-ts I. eroticism of many persons, and tor this used this remedy about it. When your baby is cut-and fretful while teething apply Dr. Hand's Teething Lotion to the her mother. two uncles.a sister and a "Father," said the hey. "what is in- “isiaerslyalcngword used to describe Anyone who has children will rejoice llisilttleboy,ilvsyearscfags.wassiek withcronp. Fortwodayeandnigbiske wiedvarioasreatedlss recolnmsndsdhy naturals-rumoured“ munhahetsalinwalsg. luvs ‘ m a Dollar in Prion. Christmas bas’bssa defined astkatpar- ticnlarssasca in which we spend money we cannot afford in buying for our , friends things which. as a role. they do not want. Apparently this voices the reason there has been m among a numberef beasvoims women a society oiled “The Anti-0mm." At first this would seem a mhnomsr, its motive and aim being purely philanthro; picaud practical.” Of late rem Christ? mas gifw” have been exaggerated not only in number, but in elegance; friends have vied with each other in the costliest-and beauty of the gift itself, forgettingantirslytbe spirit which should aoocmpssyit. lthas been a season of worry and vexatien of mind. Conscien- tious persons have suffered in the effort to do what was apparently expected of them and notexcesd their iimisedmeans. Women have absolutely made themselves ill, and by the time the'lovely and joyful day came have been laid low on a bed of suffering. The whole thing has been run into the ground, and from being a half- day fuil of cheer and good will it has de- generated inlo a day of enforced and misc applied generosity. ’ New, this Anti-Christmas Society has made a move in the right direction. All the members agree to give nothing to their immediate friends exceeding a dol- lar in price, and in many instances they have mutually sworn of! exchanging gifts at all. If they have put aside a certain sum of money to be expended at this time, it can be used where it will be of some real service. Unfortunately this year has been a hard one for num- berless persons, and thus are thousands of chances for one to give where web gift will beef substantial value to the fortunate recipient. Felithe modestaud inexpensive presents much ingenuity can beahown, and there ,never was a time when there were so many opportunities to buy pretty and suitable things for one dollar as now. For instance, there are no end of attractive small silver knickuacka, ranging in price from fifty cents to a dollar. which are useful and _ acceptable. A growing plaut.which will last all winter will giadden the heart of an invalid friend; a good photograph of any well-known picture is always worth having; a book is always acceptable, and there one may have quite a chance to show judg-mt in her choice. Any little bit of work embroidered'gt one‘a’ leisure is enjoyed by a busy woman who has no time and possibly no taste for doing such things, but has the capability of appreci- ating the time and thought such a gift has cost the giver. City folks are so rushed that but little spare time is theirs to devote to absent friends, whereas those who are fortunate enough to live less disturbed and interrupted lives can sit down quietly with their work, and spend a few hours crocheting or knitting, the happy result of which labor giving great pleasure to the individual who is the inspiration of it. There are knitted oversboes which cannot be bought at the ordinary shops, but which are most convenient and com- fortable tower over oue's slippers when one is obliged to go out in the evening. The soles are ordinary India-rubber soles, the guitars bolus knitted on to them. There are also wristers.mitt‘ue,broachea, wash~rags, doilise. and center-pieces for the table, all simple and easy to make, costing comparatively little, and yet usa- fui and acceptable as gifts. It is the ap- propriateness of a present and not its coetwnich gives tit its real value. Let us this yeartry to put our hearts into our ramsmhrances to our friends.-Har- W- Burs- N , Hr. in P. Wetmore, a prominent real estate agent of San Angelo, Texas. has used Chamberlain's Colic. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy in his family for sev- eral years as occasion required, and al- ways with perfect success. lie says: "i find it a perfect cure for our baby when troubled with colic or dysentery. luow feel that my outfit is not complete with- out a bottle of this remedy at home or on a trip away fmm home. For raie by G. C. Btillson. druggist. "Alas! exclaimed Fogg, striking his empty pocketbook. "Would that man weralike [lie-matinee the shorter be h the richer he would he.” Detectives loaded lore. superintendent Charles Aiage. oi the Nationoletlotivananndlauapoiis, fad, names- that two or three udtrnstwortbymeniarsnesded inthisecuntyioactasprlvatedetsctlvss undsrhis instructions. Experience in theworklsnotnseessarytosuecses. no sdlnslargseetmloslpspsrandwillsend twith fall particulars. whiek’ will ,en- plalnhowyonmaysnter the profs-ion Whitest indlanapolls. led. In. Jones—How does your husband get along with your mother? Ire. Smith troubled get them temikabootthehaby. frisodsandnel bars. 3 says: "i naMYnflmuv-amn- thanghtsnrslwgld loss 1;... i had autonomy-instants m, MRI. OIHIIM Chamberlain‘s Conghlemady as. which wool-w ”mmmimm a... use-mu column has: cm, Spindles. sit. “ammo-wanna whstweflttsis ~thaever there Is the slightest sign of us’ sin-u mm ammo ”PW“ 84 WASHINGTON Celluloid Novelties . Booklets Calendars» Ladies’ and Gent’s Handkerchiefs: ~ Laure. Linen and Silk. Fancy and initial. Hosiery and Gloves. ‘ A Dickerman 81,30“! Perfumes . . I » Ribbo f STREET. SOUTH nonwaut. come: notion eoons. Hilllllii eoons. illiLiDil nouns. HOLIDll teens. LOW PRICES. LOW PRICES. LOW PRICES. LOW PRICES. AT HiLE’S. IT IIlLE'S. IT HILE’S. RT HALE’S. REMEMBER The Connecticut llenmi Life in- sursnee 00.. of Hartford. wiillnanre the life of a young man for stem for less than to apisyfior willsell him an en- dowment for bummer least than in a day. payabietoblmsalf if he lives. and his people ffhedles,sodo not neglect to insure. S. S. l'IIOIIEIIIEII, iCEIII. Ill WiSIIIIICiOII ST. llilllSE gnome WATER POWER. t horn li quick and "Mam "If 0 PM W. McQuhae, 58 North Main Btu Prices to Bolt All. meme In Carriages i have Buggies and Photons and Canopies Extension Top Surries and Spindles and, Runaboutsdbatiare my own make, anleancy Traps and also the Brunswick Trap which is the finest Trap made. I also have HarnessaflndJflan— kale and Laplliohes of all kinds, and the prices are right. Call and look at the Stock I have to show you. WRIIIIII’S REPOSIIORY F0“ OARRIAOES ll" SLEIOIIS, CORIIEII OF FRIIIIIlIII iIIO IMOISOII STREETS. SOOTII IIORWILK. COIIII. is certsinly increasing, which is a positive proof that our goods are of :tbe very ity. Our Canned Fruits and Vegetables are all new. years to make special sales of. Such goods are dear at any price. Note the follow- ing Prices for New and Fresh Goods : 28 lbs. Granulated Sugar for .1. New 'Porpolee Leather FOR SCEIIIC AND SIOII LETTERIIE‘] ' Get my figuree‘for work done by my artist, milliliter .fl .3 J This is the kind of sleighs that I have in stock. Call and look at them if you,” thinking of buying one. .B As. 7.5 .fl OUR BUSINESS Best Quality and our prices away below what other dealers ask for wound qual- We have no old stock that has been laying on our shelves for perhaps 210! 3 Maple Syrup, 18c bot. Beet Lard, 3 lbs. for 250. Tomatoes,8c can. Prepared Buckwheat, 120 pkg. “ Peas. tic “ New Prunelis, 2 lbs. for She. “ Corn, Sc “ Pure Jelly, 5c lb. “ Raisins, Be lb. Evaporated Cream, his one. “ Citron, 15c lb. 4 lbs. Oyster Crackers for 25c. Evaporated Apricots, 2 lbs. for 250. Fancy Oranges, 180 dos. Maud S. Flour, “.15, Pillsburys’ $4 25. Snow Flake, $8.50, per barrel. We have just received a large stock of handsome and useful Presents which we will give away with our Famous Tees and Coffees. Our Butter heats anything in the city and the Price is The Lowest. Make no mistake in the place. New York Brocery Company DONOVAN’S BUILDING, SOUTHINORWALK. 33 MARKETREET, NORWALK. 86th Street apd Ist avenue, :_ NEW YORK CITY. 40m Street and 2d avenue. FOR GENTLEM EN. We have ileum and Bons’ well knewnlliue of men‘s and boys’ fine shoes. Their Whiter Russett. with eatentien double sole, at 05.00. Their Ena‘mel Leather. with cork soles, at 05.50. Patent Leathers. .. .n i... m... «,1... A... , Cordovan and can are-.mmim::ene.mr shoe amt) 00. for motormen, that In W cello and waterproof. Call and examine. shore from 1'50 to'tliilo. The largest values form cork SOEO etey shows. . FOR THE LADlES’, ,, MISSES’ AND CHlLDREL We havefllouushury, liaihewson a Ooh line of shoes in all - NEW STYLES - Thebsstlinefortbelesetmoorysvershown. Whitest sunrns sum Forensic: and noseswrar. that are surrealist in styis asdoaeqasllsfiie price. Onrziowprlesflnplsinlgnrss will astonishzyw. We cordially invitefian hsprstion of ,e 0i “En Brothg
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