H Why Be.) Eaton la Cheap.
~ A witness in court at Dubuque a few
day! ago injected some politics into the
m of a cross questioner and ex-
mflthe feelings of a good many
ts throughout the country. The
name of the witness was Ward, and this
ll the account of the incident:
< “MLWurd. did I understand you to
day that land is not worth as much now
II it was two years ago?"
- “Yes, sir. That’s what Isuid. "
_ "Will you please tell the court why
it is not worth as much now as two
, 9,, .
' "Well, since Cleveland was also
I. the price of loud and everything, r so
has gone to the devil. ” " ' ‘
This answar brought down the house.
and Democrats and Republicans alike
in the court grew red in the {ace trying
to keep from laughing outright.
, . "Are you a Republican, Mr. Ward?”
“No. air, but if things keep on the
’ way way are now I don’t think it will
M‘Iong before I will be om. "'--Sioux
Oily (Ia. ) Journal.
"1‘an! Reform.”
It will certninly ll hten many tarii!
“burdens that now r eerily upon the
mummwt Cleveland.
‘ , Chant. the Ghana.
‘1» very popular song in England just
mm ago in October, 1890, began
“;Wh:'
,, , ’m Elli Isliuley to a sour apple tree.
M ism not yetuotloed how the Brit-
.” has celebrated in October.
themed onrlateut tariit bill,
' drugged the relieving. begin-
. Billy Wilson on a hit of British
». might bemhoedfrom
shares by the thousands of
, who have beendeprired
, -. , the put is mouThs
Win was shun-nine his
“Wheeled.
A liude Disappointment.
('ountry luu‘yol'r. urn often form-d hy the
Icnrrity o! Illli-illli'rt- to look u ry sloop for
opportunillrs lo drnw up mil~ nod per
form other “It'utll” survives. .\ rtrnuwr
ol' lnntum yours—u t'il?lN’lllt‘l‘~\\’ittl imo
come to n crrtuln town in work at hi.~
trade. was fllilii'll sew-rut limos by n lm-nl
lawyer it Ito did not think hr lnul lullvl
make his will. At lust the curpvntt-r tool;
the delighted lnu‘yvr nsidc uml sold to hilt
with an important hit:
"I ain't quite rmdy Io llllILi’ my will.
but when lon- I'll Ill you «in it."
“(inodi Iiul how’s the How to druw it
up."
"Well. tin.- fncl ls. i'w hud u Illczzgm'
mom with my sistrr .lntw. nud I ain‘t go
it"! in h‘nw her It cent."
"”00“: llut how you nuy olln-r Mn
tires?"
"Yes—nun Hist-r not! in nophmv '
"limxll Any llimun rtnrntwnll llwml‘
"Notu' whutewr. lint lniu’l—J'll it'll
it to you pnrtn'ulur—l nin't going toimre
either one of tin-m n cent no-lthrr. "
“Now, uhy is thnt, pruyi"
“liecuuso l Imren't got it com to leave
to anybody. "
Whoreupou tlu' luwyrr lumlly took his
departure and troubled tho turwntrr no
more about his \VI“.-Yliuli|‘b Cotnpulr
ion.
Drawing on Inference.
Withorby~Your little one hasn't got
oi! any bright things yet, has he?
Plonklngton—l don‘t know.
makes you think he hasn’t?
Withcrhy—Your wltu told moho took
alter you—New York World.
_..._. y. .. .
Ellis" Mlght. .
Mrs. liinku inmdlitfi—Jvmllt‘ll can on-
dure pnln hotter than nwn.
Mr. lllnkn—Who tulyn that—m doctor or
n shoenlukorl—Ncw York Wm‘kly.
\‘l‘hut
Delicate l-‘lattery.
“Do you ever llultrr your huslmndl"
"You. i soon-lion's nrk his ndvioo nlmut
ihlugs."-l\’ow York i’n'ss.
l
A Hero.
ills nmm- hits n’r-r boon nolm-d abroad.
1 ltnow not it he "Vt-r mull-d
A wull ill i‘llllll'. ll' Ill'll rr-
The connon'a mouth ho Would have ‘
qunilrd.
But when l sow one dovd he dill,
(ill, on Is hero him I ltnllodl
To look nt him one m-‘er would drcum
'l‘hut during was his utronuwtt hold; '
That in the tune otdenper he
Would prove himself perhaps o'rrbold
And tor rash courage place himself
Beside the valiant men of old.
I know not it. untsrriilrd.
He'd meet the lion in its lair.
0r his head. like Daniel.
I thin its mouth. yet did he dare
'i\) put his head in woman’ohanda
And let his sweetheart out hiahnil'l
«Burton Globe.
For rheumatism I have toned noihlmz
equal toOhamberl-in’o Pain Balm. It
relieves the pain so soon as applied. J.
W. Young, West Liberty. W. Vs. The
promptrellelii allude ls alone worth
maeyilmelihe cost. ”can“. Ileana-
tlnued would.“ a minute.
. last table.
FINE CLOTHING FOR FALL AND WINTER A'I' PRICES LOWER THAN EVER BEFORE-l
M
I“? Single Breasted. Double Breasted and 3 Button Cutaway Frock Cults. . ..
ewe Olnglo and Double Breasted Overcast. 0! Choice Millennium... ..... .. . ......... “4/ ...... sue, Sta. $I5 & $20,
. , liner Grades 0: lion’s sultaatmoo. 826.00 and $28.00. I
3018' Suite. Single and Double Breasted, Made for Durablllty. (Lon. Partial . .............. .
,VC’ 2 rm Suite. Sizes 4 to- M years, (anon Panto)..........'.;.'.......... ..................
.mre' Single and Double Breasted Cverooata. Cope Overcome and Dieters .........................
“IBDYS’ Rooters. slzes 4 to IE years. plain or tenoy trimmed. . ..
Inn Quality and Ohoicest Uncertain in Overcoat: at 015.00. mm and ”5.00.
lint. 42d
EW YORK CITY.
A Reminder.
l
Trump—Excuse me, sir. what time in it!
Pedestrian—Twenty-tlvo minutes ot l0.
Tramp—0h, I may forget it. Giro me
your wntrh too—Fliegende Blotter. R.
Joy Turned to Woo.
Young Suburb (gloomllyl—I am afraid
our straw ride party will have to be given
up. ‘
Friend—My gorxlneeal No team!
"We bnve u then]. "
“No wagon?"
“Got a wngon. "
"No slrnw perhaps?"
“Plenty of straw."
“'l‘hon what's tho matter?"
“No iish horne."-—iiood Newa.
no: lineup.
"Bridget, lam tired of your earslew
ne‘er.- Only look at oil that dust lying
about on the furniture. It's six weeks old
at the very luusi.”
Bridget (wry tilcnlilod l—Then it is no
innit oi mine. You knows very well,
mum, that 1 how been with you only
three weeks.—‘l'lt-lllts.
1,... .
Literally True.
"Whut do you think of the notice, dextr-
estl" naked the young wife at tho brook-
“Tho rotlw. my darling," answered the
young husband on he ilnishod his cop.
'the coder: is out of slght."——an York
Press. "
Bernie Indebtedness.
A country ntorokeeper in this state re-
ceived lately this oncournglng reply {rem
an old lady whooe bill had long remained
unpaid: "Don't worry about my bill.
Mr. -—-—. I'll owe you totem betore I’ll
cheat you out at it. "--Boaton Journal.
Anyone who has antigen will rejoice
with l. B. Melton), oi alnlleld. N. J.
ills little boy. five years at one. was sick
with croup. For two days and nights he
tried various remedies recommended by
friends and netghbore. He says: "I
tlmughtsura Iwould lose him. I ,had
even Ohamhsrlaln‘a (bush Remedy. ad-
rertlud and thought I would try it u a
last hope and am happy to say that after
two doses he slept until morning. luvs
lilo him urinary and a untoward-ot-
ed. lhupihh'rnnsdy in them-ow
. o ......................
. “At Ben Franklin. Dr. Putin-n. Tommy Edison
show when.” Middleweight!"
Maureen-m
MM. ‘ ' fill
that mm..u. a. They are spire.
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The newest styles '
and latest novel-
ties in Furnishlt: ‘
Goods, lists and 1
Shoes at low
prices. J
___._..
. ..... $2,314.31“. sue
....$8. $10. slate sue
$4.$5,$6to Slo
$4, $6. $9 to $l8.
....... $4, $5, $7 to $to.
8h,
Bro-on Enough;
“You don't mean to say that you object
to Herbert's playing poker occasionally!"
she sold in un aggrieved tone.
“I do assuredly," replied her tether.
“I don't liviii‘ why. "
“Because he plays better then I do."—
Ncw York Press.
A Much Needed Boat.
Willie Slitmou-You'd better not come
around to we my sister tonight. She's
out shopping; toduy.
HilluWuyv—Wimt liner that to do with it!
Willle~—l guess she has been squeezed
etlotlgh.--ilrmhlytl Idle.
The Wimrdrsl Wlurd of All.
I ain‘t buultin nun-h on wizards what invents
them phonygrnphe.
'N I ain't timid stuck on them old ducks”
found the ivlygrnphs.
Bobby Fulton don't impress me. nor am I
n-woud'rin much
‘1: such.
Bill the wonderfuleet teller 'n the oneImakee
most of
la themes as what diet-(wens! cold pet-totem
nuclehrs level
How he done it. when he done it. is a thing I
new-r fli't‘d.
How he let abom a-tlndin it 'u then peraood
the deed
Till he saw that he was wraatlin with a buotlu
higlldee
Is the a tired bloomln myat'ry u is liabherv
gutin me.
For we can't deny the tin-'ry his tor natur'
like a glove.
That them mid [irritate-r» works like all por-
Iunssed at curin low-l
Art- it true. air? Ain’t 1 proved it! Whymhvn
Hairy married rm:
I lost loved that purty damsel like the sardine I
loves the rum.
Why. the bhdtitu that gal cooked me when I
came amund tor court
Usior act mer heart a pitypat 'n made mer
pulses more.
But turd-y we never speaks at love; no. liti—
we alien shun lt—
'N it's nothln more than cold portaiera three
times a day as done ltl Lit
—- a
Now-paper We.
We are informed that the Modern Press
Association wants one or two newspaper
correspondents in this county. The
work is light and can he performed by
either lady or gentleman. Previous ex-
perience is not necessary, and some of
our young men and women and even old
mm would do well to secure such a posi-
lion. as wounderetand it taller only nbou
one fourth of your time. For turtlur
particular address Modern Press Aesocl
alien. Chicano. Ill. __
Mother-a load In".
"My child is subject to severe attacks
at diarrhoea. During the last richness,
Dr. Hand's Diarrhoea Minor» was truly
liven and an immodiate cure resulted.
It would have required a dense visits ot
a physician, II on former occasions. I
believe Dr. Band’s Remedies would have
loved thalitooftheeblld Iloet.badthey
has within my reach at the time of in
Plain
Statement.
' We moire some few mistakes and have just dis-
covered one. “A: lot of men’s. suits; something
wrong with the goods; looks nice, but don’t wear
well, and we 1 eel will not stand our usual guaran.
tee. so to end it we have marked the whole lot at
11 ALF PRICEumd sell them without
any guarantee on our part. Ask to see lots 1,011
and 1,012.
w. A. BENEllllll a. canon,
Every thing for men and boys
Clothing, Furnishings and Hats.
\"\
ENTINEL BUILDING, WASHINGTON STREET,
' SOUTH NORWALK.
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n
BEAR IN MIND
E That I carry a larger stock of high grade
Grain than any dealer in town.
That I makes specialty of the Grain business,
and devote my whole time and attention to it.
That I use Higbie'ePatent OntCleauer and of-
? for you Oats free from dirt and other impurities.
‘ “5" l 1 That my prices will at all times be as low as
- .’ the quality of goods will warrant.
. \That I am located at 15 Marshall street, with
la branch ofii $6 at Solomons’ livery stable.
f Manuel T. Hatch,
SALT.
HAY.
FRANCIS & 06;
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before did it find us as well prepared to receive it. For months
past we have devoted the most unremitting care to the selection
of I] OLI DAX’ VVAN'I‘S. Our display is unap-
proachahle, and our stock of all useful
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is without a parallel in this town, for completeness and beauty
of assortment, as well as for the exceptionally
LOW PRICES
that always distinguish our 0 flerings from those of other stores.
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