”Gum Idle” advertisements. not ex.
‘dvellneltone time. Illeithree times.
, two. Mine actions. 1011..
j . I‘m-lessens death notices. we. Sched-
, _ of reheturdlepleyed advertisements rur-
M an Irritation;
W10! BATES—By mail. in ad-
poe’teue prepaid: One month. 501:; three
M six months. ”.50: one year. 85.11).
by neweboys. 120 s week. to be paid
“new
, ounce—.110. 118 Washington street.
”Nanak: telephone call. M. Branch
ones. No. l! Welletreet. Norwslt: telephone
‘ (Ill. “2 l.
., _ WHMUHIOAIIONB should in elicesee he
addressed to
' - lfll [VIKING BIRTINIL
Sour-u No RWALK. Cons.
‘ EVENING SENTINEI.
C O U PON.
Good on any ubllcntlun sold
by The learning entinel.
lei lurk Herald Weather forecast.
‘The weather tomorrow. in the afternoon,
promises to be cooler. preceded by showers.
Thermometer Record.
into lowest point of the thermometer tor the
twenty-four hours ending at noon to-day was
.029 above eero: highest. 91° .
Miniature Almanac for To-morrow.
Bun Rises Sun Bets High Tide Low Tide
at 4:20 at 7:28 at 11:46 , at .1:41
The Book of Grover.
(Superior Inter Oceauu
Now it came to pass in those days
that the followers of Grover the Great,
surnamed the Goldite, which beget Ruth
and Esther and the panic and thc Ha-
waiian trouble. were vexed with vexation
exceedingly, inasmuch as they listed not
to the locality where they abided at. For
behold. in the beginning they girded up
their loins and went before the people
‘cryilig inaloud voice: “Verily we say
unto all men that we are Groverites from
acceding far back, and woe unto ye who
forget it. And verily we hold in great
detestation that which the children of
tactical] the tariff, for is it not a thing
fashioned by our enemies, the same
which licked the everlasting stuffing out
of us from generation to generation?
Yea, verily. this same little protective
tariff, it buildeth furnaces in the valley
and smoke-stacks on the mountain top:
it turneth the wheels of progress and
causeth the desert to blossom like unto a
‘ green my tree. Wherefore do we of the
tribe of; Grover the Great, despise the
~ata’alue as a curse and an abomination in
the sight of men. Yen. as a stench that
oflendetb our rostrils, the same which
we smell from afar off.
“And behold, in the great and terrible
day of the ballot, when the armies of
voters he gathered torether, shall we
arise in our mile and smite our enemies
into mincemrat. Yea, ecslmll lay them
out cold on the platform of free trade
and cover them over with planks of tax-
if! reform. and our enemies shall be scat-
tered like unto the leaves of the forest.
for Grover shall send them into frag-
ment like unto a powers vessel which
has been smitten by ti o dipper of a
youth. and then shall the end come.
For in that day shall our bsnucr beplunt-
ed on the outer wall of the great citadel
of the nation. and we shall bow down
unto Grover our deliverer who shall
henceforth be known as our Saviour on
Mount Buzzard, and he shall reign four
more years and shall shower good tithes
and fat offices and special messages and
free raw materials upon us in rich nbun~
dance forever. The black smoke of in.
dustry‘ shall no longer obscure the noon-
dey sun and the farmer shall wear pants
woven in foreign ports and socks from
the isles of the sea. . V
"And it was evened. And nitvr the
space of a time (hover, who was 11
mighty fisher. girdeci upbis iwius and
his chattels and his cabinet and went up
and pitched his tent owr against the
capitol which is in the land of t'olumbin,
and the band played “llehohi the cut
hath come back!" Now, when iirovcr
was crowned king of the nation, it came
to pass that he was pulled up in the
pride of his heart and his other viscera.
inasmuch as his raiment became several
cubits too small to contain his job-lots.
And he shook himself by the hand,
which is after the manner of his tribe,
and spake unto himself saying: “1111. ha.
behold.l 11m monarch of all i can got.
Four more years of (lrovcr«——foornmre
years of clover. Obi America, America,
how often would i have gathered yo
under my wing. but ya would not;
but now i have ye upon my hip
and ye are confronted with a
condition, not a theory; for behold i will
rule or rain ye. Yea, verily, to com.
menus with. 1 will brandlsh my great
«silver sword and all whobelioveth and do
my will shell be saved and all who don‘t
shall go broke. And I will call my sooth-
eeyere together and they shall tinker
with the will, and when they have (in-
itltsd their tinkering, McKinley, the
felherof the (salary. will not recognize
the tune. And it shall come to pass
thetell ye who harhen to the sound of
my voice shell have sewing machines
twin Glasgow at cost and tenoff. end
cttheeerth
. heartened unto the voice of Grover,
demented copper gaskets from the ends
3“, when Grover lied epsietbeee
‘heieruwtlrioesnd tnepeople
’ ‘ : when a. would. took tin. eating. 1
of their. flock and sheared them,
and went up to the
exchange their fleeces for pieces
of“ silver. the wise men said unto
them: "Nor. this season, some other sea-
son. Yea, iii-over is great. He is all
wool and a yard wide, but the slump in
wool is sew-rel cubits wider." And the
shepherds marveled exceedingly; and
some of them, yea. even they which had
smote their breasts and went up and
down with bent heads. crying to one
another, "Behold. if thou wilt luck me, I
will do even so unto thee." And when
the diggers of the earth went up with
their silver. lead and precious stones and
said to the money changers. “Give us
food that we may eat, and clothes that
we may dress up," the money changers.
laughed little cold, hard laughs and sang
flsongs of great sacrilege, saying: “Gro-
ver! Grover! Fouryeers more of Gro—
verl We could buy ybur lead. but times
are dead, ‘till four more years are over,‘
and other psalms. And when they heard
the 1nalmists,-1nauy hired kickers and
"others tore their hair and all the nation
said damn.
“And it came to pass that themtorm
came, and the panic descended. a, d the'
children of darkness lifted up their
hands and wrung them in great lamen-
tation, saying, “Wherefore art thou
Grover, our believer, and wherefore art
the good times all”. And a mighty voice
came back from the wilderness saying:
“The president is fishing and must not
be disturbed.“ ___ _ ‘M -_ w-
ODDS AND ENDS.
It takes an orange two years to grow
and ripen.
According to the London Times and tho
Pall Mall Liuzcttc, (‘11ch H 2111 Ohio con-
grossmuu.
Murringc ir1-.\l1y.~'.si1ii:1 is u more tempo-
rary nrrung‘un‘ut. and it uppcnrs that n
priest’s aid is rurcly culled in.
Four ('11111lwrlnnd (Min) sportsmen
chased 0111‘ rabbit with ibnro (logs for iii)
miles the oi bur tiny :1 11d than lost him.
The Anglican Bishop lilyth of Jerusa-
lem says that about 1011,0011 iii-brows have
entered l’ulcsrino durlmr the lust few
years, and that the arrival of 11111.;111'1' host
is imminent.
General Bullingtnn Booth wi celebrate
the fiftieth unuivrrsnry of his mnvorsiou
in the Salvation Army this 5' -ur. 11mins
ing ceremonies will be llt‘l both in this
country and abroad,
The thwo hundredth 1|lllllH‘l'.~'."ll‘v of tho
birth of (Thai: 1\ 11s Adolphus, king of
Sweden. will l11'(_'1'icl,)1'alv1l this your with
great pomp in that mirntry. Invitations
will be sent to 1111 oilwr countries to take
part in the tribute to that ruinous ruler.
Antoine liisbv of ("hicngn attempted to
touchnhuni‘ hind.“ k 'shump “iiirluck.” lie.
was mlstuiu 11 fur 11 pirkpockot, clubbed,
dragged to n pulii‘i‘. station and locked up
“I tourlmi the bump for nothing." he
said, "and 1hr~ judge touchcd mo for $15."
Miss Mary l'r1 wmr, duughior of tho into
Richard l’rm-ior, is oh enthusiastic stu-
dent of usrmnomy. Slur lutcly gave 11 luc-
tumou “’l’lwi'rlant Sunund Ills Fondly."
which, lllull :h pn'purml for children,
prm-vd lusirm 11w and entertaining to 11d-
ults.
Mrs. .lmmic l’. idllll‘. of Smothpori, P11,
hush big erwinuudluud dog which is it
first Class 511113111 111v for u nurse. It tnkos
the baby riding in the carriage every day.
’l‘hcdng holds the hundlowiih its teeth
and win-ch. liu.‘ cum-l1 11.“ carefullyns the
infant's 111»: bur could.
N. ll. Mullet “rum from Suloniro.
Turkey. to tiuvcruoriim-uhulgu of Mus
eachusctts. asking his cravllcucy win-thcr
”accrtnlu Mr. Mullet dh-d iu the United
States of \1111l1 A1111 run” about 76 yours
ago, louv in: :1. («11111110 to which the Turk
lsh cornispoudcut is now 1 Tlllili d.
A huge 11.11 i mule dost-v lllll‘il among 11
flock of shin-p which were gruzlng in a
ller 111-.1r l.;,11ul'13villc 1‘11, few days ago,
and 1a iziuu 11 1.111111 in its tnlous 1101:1111 to
fly off with lin pn-y when John Muslsol
man shot 111' luxd (hull lt morssurcd" 1
foot 2 inrhm from tip to tip of wings.
Pmlmblj.’ iln~ inmost pit-1'11 of cut glues
over 111111i1~ 1'1 .~\l|11'1‘l(1lllfilit pn‘srut 1111 ex-
hibiiiun in New York city. it weighed 70
pounds lll'flill ii “us ilmornlcd 111111 lost
ubout .111 pounds in tho (liilllltz The plots
in n porn in b.1111 H 1111 has l1l_1:l1 uiult'llmm
cs lll 111111111‘11'1‘. 'i'ln- ilI'llilll cost of produc-
tion “'11s 111-:1rly film).
“'muun 111111 ”or l‘um.
I'chry f1‘\\' (lays ilxu newspapers muluin
llt‘t‘llillils 111' how mum» \\’1)llllll|'.~i]llil‘5|) bus
lu‘vu s11ulri1vd i'1'u111 lwr llllllil, tho ihln-i
gi'iirruiiy wounding to omipo (upturn.
'l'lli'sn illil‘iiuhl slim-f. ruliiwi'ii‘s 11m 11111.
generally [midis-1 ivvof much profit; ullwrv
Wise tin-y \wmld (louliiln-ss be of much
more fl‘l'iil'i‘lll: «11-1-1111'1'111'1‘, for us 11 lzvncrul
thing 1h.» 111-91111 is so “rotilcd” 11s to in-
Iln.‘\'i‘lllt'll lrnm cullingforumisluncc until
the iliiri' in iwynml succvssi’ul pursuit.
’l'hu 1111111111111 11-1 to what 11 lnily shall do
with ili'i' puru! has never yet bcvu solved,
and 1111, while waiting for tho solution.
us she has lwvuwnitlng runny huudrmlsnr
yours, sho i..- .»illl holding tho purse in im-
iumd. lt‘muat bun ilrcsomc thing, and
tho pun-11w» is coriulnly n bud (lili',f11r
whilcu llill‘hil is not always as fut us it
looks with :1 low suinplcs of dross goods,
111111111 1111:6111er stumps, a nickel or two for
our fun- 111111 1111: l:1t1~.l1k1-y,it pretty 1.11111-
crully look-1‘ int enough in the tyrant a
thief, to whom anything of that kind is
tc-mpIiuu wlwn hold almost in his face.
M1111 do u grunt muny things that women
luck tln- lli'T'Yi‘. in do, but currylng n purse
in tho l11111du11 tho siruvis is ono of the
things that no 1111111 would burn the norvc
to unduriulac. lut what sbuli a lady do
with her pursc? it is said that pockets
are no longcr 11111110 in ludics' dinners,
which. if 1111.15 11 most unfortunate clr
cumstnncc, {or nothing is ever so safe any
where as in the pocket of a lndy' e dross
Nobody could ovor find anything there.
incense we believe it is a matter of record
that no one has over yet succeeded in even
finding the pocket. But if it is not now
the fashion to have pockets in dresses that
disposition of the purse is out of the query
tinn,end the problem ie unsolved. The
next woman suffrage convention ought to
take this matter up as one which directly
concerns the rights at women. It might
propose onward for the suggestion of
some method of carrying a purse that
would be both safe and convenient—some
rhythm-rill not prove it temptationio
city " to ‘
Very largely Den
The New York importers; of foreign,
goods were not, satisfied with theirllrst
meeting at Cooper Union, when the name
of tax-Preside rrlson was applauded
and whenr icy agreed to swallow the
“carcass unit of which the fostering files
of lies and perjury constantly rise"
They wanted another meal of it, so held
a second meeting, but did not publish
this time the names of any importers.
lawyers, presidents. chairmen, free trade
editors and eating house proprietors who
signed a call, but held it under the fins
pices of the Manhattan Single To: club.
The urgency for the passage pt the
Wilson tariff bill, so called, is becoming
very pronounced Trade and business
are in acriticai condition in England.
where the volume of exports is decreas-
ing, and particularly so far as the United
States is concerned, the decrease in ship—
ments to this country up to March 81
last exceeding the entire falling off
shown in the total trade with all other
foreign countries for the quarter. In an-
ticipation of our lower tariff ontotton
manufactures England continues to buy
very largely from us of cheap raw cot-
.ton, expecting to ship ,it back here in the
shape of cotton goods later in the year,
But in the matter of exports of British
goods to the United States the London
Economist gives the following exhibit:
minis“ Iixrou‘re 1‘0 'rul: umrsn muss.
r—First quarter.—
liillt. 1893.
£713,075 £67,247
:Viii,i§ld 835$“
11.1mm ‘ 1110.104
1mm: , sham
(925,111) 184,842
2.2%.375} roam
Tin plates and sheets“ . 5118,3311 more
Steel. uuw roughl. ........... 44.251111 “H.637
Alkali ...................... 2111.519 1188.111»
Earthen undrbiun wurc 117.711 ' 251.1101
Skins and furs .............. lill.'.'lii 212312
Machinery ......... h .......... 81 6111 1115, H21
Totals .............. . ........ £2 i'Ji), lili) “.7 "it
Here we find that the British mann-
facturers have sold to American con-
sumers $12,000,001.) worth less of the
goods enumerated during the first three
months of this year than they sold us
during the corresponding quarter of
1893, and this does not comprise their
total sales, the aggregate of their ex-
ports showing a shrinkage of $19,500,-
000 for the three months this your. or at
the rate of $6,500,000 11 month.
When the British shopkeeper is drop-
ping fewer shillings into his till. he is apt
to go wild. and it is not surprising that
a loss of $6,500.0(K) a month. during three
consecutive months, of golden dollars
that ought to be squeezed out of the
American eagle should result in {he is-
suance of instruttions to the British
merchants in New York to demand the
immediate passage of tlu- Wilson bill.—
Charlcs R Buckland.
The ( lMi- -Iuml More of rolling!!-
Mr. 1“ 11-111 writ it. ( ‘oudcit of N w York
has aptly deer mind the 1111-111 that the
free traders in the senate are preparing
for themselves under 1he direction of
Chief Cook (Slcvoluni‘l. Itis as follows:
“The income tux is 11. curl-ass out of
which the featuring thus of lies and per-
iury constantly rise, and the result has
con, and the result must be and the
result shall be 11 premium upon perjury
and a penalty for honesty and truth.
tariff bill that l swulluwit,1mome tax
and all.“
'le lliunorlrnn ' lglmreu.
[m the dandy ('liii'f oi 11w
clique,
Willy Willy \\ ick 111m bum.
And fight for a tariff ”a in llrunniqns."
Willy Willy Wick cum bum.
I’m president of this great lend
And all the people do commend
To and join my lien 11 bend.
lily “'iliy Wickti
The
bison bill it makes iii;
iy Willy Wick on
Oh. Oerliele ewe end tepi till.
llillilly Wick e in"m haw 't.
Willy
No use. me lien. the cash
The Wilson bill bee oi snout-
And darned it i know whe i'm about.
Willy Willy With one: bum. .
lay. dermis. we will have to lam-i.
Willy Willy Wick sum hem. ‘
And irre- mde from the Wilson steel.
lily Willy Wick can burn. ,
this sacred with 0M
frve trade
“10mm! tumwthemmmet
thorium is
mn- nimm or amh‘mum‘unen' '
but such is the importance of passing a
this sale for 49 cents.
tion Sale Price on $1 1.1.
sale price, 32.93.
1)
15 p1
close, only 12+ cents a yard.
the regular price.
Burner .Main’ and Wall Streets, Norwalk.
This means that all Spring and Summer Merchandise that has”:
not yet been sold must find 1)ur0hase1's.
that the people need'the goods, and Will buy them if the prices
are “low enough. To attain this object We make
NEllliilTliiNS THAT BANNllT TAII. Til SEI.
WENT TO FIND NEW 60008 lNil ll [OWEN PRICES THAN ANY NAMED TNIS SElSilN.
SHIRT WAISTS.
As the warm weather is here, every lady will need one or more Shirt V- aists.
just what you want—a large variety, po ular styles and low prices.
25 dozen Ladies’ Walsts, made of est American prints, only 19 cents each
50 dozen Waists. full size, choice designs, well made, only 29 cents each.
100 dozen Waists, light and dark effects, assorted patterns, three different styles, choice at
50 dozen Waists, made of fine Percales, full sleeves and perfect fitting 119 cents each.
50 dozen extra fine Waists, in exclusive styles, excellent value, at 98 cents.
One lot French Sateen Waists, fast black, Henrietta finish, cheap at $1.10
One lot Navy Blue Sateen Waists, trimmed and ruffles of embroidery, worth $1. 41) Reduc-
Y
Fichu W aisle, in all kinds of. summer material, at $1.39 $219 31 411 3-3,
newest and most popular style of the season.
10 dozen Silk Waists, in Black, Scarlet, Navy and Changeable effects
10 dozen very fine quality Surah Silk Waists, Black, Scarlet and Navy
Waist; Reduction Sale price, to close, $4.411.
WASH ‘ GOODS.
All our Wash Dress Fabrics are new and clean-none left from last season.
sale lower than ever before quoted.
ieces fine Creponette Cloths, very desirable, imported to sell at 25 cents our price to
French Qrgandies and Printed Swiss Dress Goods, only 12s and 15 cents a yard.
THE BOSTON ' STORE,
TELEPHONE CALL. 57-4.
Its an indisputable ' fact
SALE.
We have got I
{is and $3.19. The
Regular value, 34; .'
Our regular $6
Prices at this
Just , half
hflhfih
I am selling white back Blanks
from 10c. to 200. per double roll
These goods are all new and in
in. or 18 in. borders; of course
we break the combination when
desired.
Gilts are from 15c. up, double
roll.
I have been told by a great
many customers that my price
for BORDER is much less than
has been quoted elsewhere. I
have also been told that my
stock of FINE goods is larger
than is shown anywhere in Nor-
walk.
Painters' supplies at lowest
prices.
Painting, Paper-hanging and
Decorating.
E. E. Gorham,
No. 2 First Avenue.
combination side, ceiling, and 0
EAST nouwninczi
iENSV INUfl-PLENSANT T0 TNKE
iPaieni Medicines
.\T:OE'R PRlC i118.
IN HGT. HINT] NOT Til TAKE:
Loxatonik. $1.01”)
Hood‘s Sarsaparilla. .60
Ayers‘ Sarsaparilln, wv .67
Dana's Sarsaparilhi. .87
Cuticura Resolvent. .71)
Scott's Emulsion. .1111
Green's Nervura. TI)
Stillson' s Specific for Malaria. .75
l’aine' e Cele?r Compound. .05
Brandreth’s ills. .12
Alcock's Planters, .10
Benson‘s Cumin) Plastcrs. .12
Castoria. . .23
Carter's Pills, .12
Atwood's Bitters, .13
Radam‘s Microbe Killer, (11s.. .75
Radam's Microbe Killer, gal. jurs., 2.50
Yankee Lung Soother, .125
lieu. l}. Stillsun’s
Drug Store,
‘82 Washington Street.
W. Podmore,
65 WNW MAIN STREET.
SPECIAL SALE OF
FURNITURE
BEDROOM BUTT. .
‘plet-m.
apiece EXTENSIO.’1‘ABLE,hard wood.
11.neilnls
A good so ill 0IDTNING CHAIR. st “Ii 1 cuts.
CARPETS.
ilest all Wool lngrnlns. also cheaper gnulcs.
as low as l; icente per yard .
so illiSilillS i111
l“ii ii g ainitials.
all an oi so'l' 111111
and Hip e loves.
eiigeraiois Clean.
A fine Bamboo Screen as low
as 80 cents.
trill if
D. P. merrell. Jr.
lliiNT .lNil NElVl TRUCKING.
ionsilist’enct netting a specialty
means A SPECIAL!”
”folly: led with ears and erenteed
. amulet. South Non-iguana},
Shoulder, 911 lb.
(loldduet, llic.
Baker's Cocoa. “lilo.
Hood Cocoa, 171'.
Sardines, Sc.
8 Cans (1on1. 251-.
H. U., lilo.
Quaker (hits, 101'.
Salmon. 10c.
Lard, ill}, «3 "'10 ~ 11‘,
Choice Elgin Creamery liuttcr,‘ lc.
Our Tone and Colleen are the best. We
will give with one pound Blended Cullen
“8c,. or one-half pound Tea, .100, your
choice of 1 Decorated (Ingnnd HuncerJ
Decorated Fruit l'late,l ecuruted Soup
plate and many other artlt‘li's. WM
Mw—u
THE CENTRAL
NASH (illllliEllY
I5 NORTH MAIN STREET.
l. 0. JENNINGS.
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