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new. 0. Anderson at Yale university
isaumthunastonthephylcsi
at bar- by
chap has mught the “knack" oi it. Hocau
thrthheehestwayiu.andonewouldthiuk
hewsaxlying oi comumptiou when he ea-
rlght forearm is 8% inches;
rifitapperarm. 10X inches; “flinch-
egrlght 12“.me right thigh. 17%
Ma The left arm isa little smallerflrau
such as can he saiely made without bad re
lultaor interference with lessons.
Teal-lag cit-mat Boys.
Little Turks me trained lobe soldiers.
cvcylndioitbem. Alittie'l‘m-keatswbav
mhglvenhlmmheyewithout amurnmr
worksll'kea horse stwhatovertmk iseet
hit-u him,walkstill hudmpa down.draws
mimhhownlooteutshiaowuwood,
takmcareoihisownhorseandslespaonthe
ground without even giving the smallest
ignclimpatisnee. lieinevru taught lode
thlswiMutmoringamuscieoihisiaceio
mowthathedceanotlikemchhardworh
What about the little boys in civilised
ior trackball-«Kama City Times.
amt-sane...
Whey—[whit I wmayeat philcao
III-nuke”!-
“Belgium—And why. my soul
”'Cauaayou know everythinganthem's
nothings l can'tnndsrstand. butiil
wmllkeyou loould."
“Mmemecithem. ”
“Well. tor one thing. I'd like to know
aheywlthaut withautmcs' quashlnhls
in a pair oi pinehaa"—-Goodllm
mar-mania
Isaydthosrprdtymi lItls
wordsthst serve as anus Japan-s
finneharmluhwfl-hlap
mint it is not uncommon ior slap
whether-s oi emu-Intrthe
mmm‘s it“
hear the name oi mun-nae.
“hashingpanmdu‘hrash. llsuhtv
mats-uh
rm
1W3“-
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m unconvinced-ha l. ,
wars-is.
unit-min a popuinr manwhehman
'ulrummnaz. Wishbone-1'!
"when ustunllysmb
The
I‘I‘glllwdo you knowl”he inquiscd.still
asleep.
‘ “Iheardhlmmovingarcnnd.and—oh.
Gemthrsehnlsnowl lAatsuP’mddia
pve'himsnothashaksdespsralaly.
“Well.dm."hegruwled, ‘dim'tdiltllrb
anhkbhhuayflmqsndh heought
tohe givmaehaucetoattendtc
'oeessiousny
“8'18
"A series of particularly bad playampped
the climax. and hundreds oi the Cubans
darted in abody iorthesmcrltasiruuNew
York, intending to teach them by a bitter
been that the descendants oi man...
were nottobe cheatedin suchisshion. As
the mob rushed on. the gallant Cohan
playersformcdsring and stood with up
lifted hats around theiriairrivala 0n
came the onlookers, but recoiled heiore the
cakes: sticks, although one or two of the
women were roughly handled. Then they
attacked the ticket onion with better see
cent. eetilretothe stands and booth-pd
each man grabbed a handful oiccine—ii he
was lucky enough to ilnd any. The police
cam-in. butprovedtoowcak toeopewith
the mob. Then the captain general him-
seiLsun'ounded by” hammerhead: on
the field.and the irighlened girlswereat
last allowed to leave the grounda"- ~Roch-
ester Pcsthprmn
Kisses to the Makes.
The divergence of points of view was
curiously illustrated one morning when it
was snowing furiously. Thelather of lita
even in Sanimdorzutcprhgoranywhere
where there in unset any snow—or that the
snow were there. or anywhere elsebuthern.
With a futile snow] on his lace. he went
down stairs to the library and found little
Henchm (she was 4 years old yuterday)
standiugat thawindowthrowing kissesat
amadrate. “Why. whom are youthrovr
ing kisseetol" heasked in surprise. “l’m
throwing kisses to all the little suowflakeal’
mid the child. all smilra. going on with ha
exercise.
Yet eln lmd been shut up (or days and
days on account oi the weather. and spring
wouldmennagreat deal member-than
to him. The man ielt rebuked. But pu-
hspa she h“was throwing kisses to the snow
flskanho because she was too
young to know any better. And then he
wondered whether it wouldn’t be yanaible
'or a middleagcd man toput himseli into
the name youthl'hl ieeling with rents! to
natural phenomena that little Herscheu
was lll' instinctively. But ah. it's in in-
lsncy that heaven lies about uni—Boston
'l'ranaol'ipt._____'__”_w ._
lather Poul ellee Cream.
Frank Wilson, the clothing man, is 1::
sionately [and at ice cream Oneday
week he and a friend wantintoarastaurant
and ordered album. While waiting lorthe
viamlslobanarvedhawas called Aside by
air-lend. Theygotintcadiscnsaicu about
Rust-ville real estate. Frank not
thualaatie thatheibmot abut hie dinner.
liisirirnd whosltattheother sideoi the
hmaeidcdtoplaya joke on him. He
hewaltm to take away Frank's
Wssiilihsvacntkarellsflwllowsmd
dough-sci theltsmiatlcudhnlssttwc
sawhor- oithawar having dial is”.
aged mpectlvelylm and 10!. There are
'l'hmhebegautc-Zn. and hiswiie ll»
“How did you happen to marry him?
Were you in love with him!”
“Oh. no. but another girl waa"—Liie.
Benin".
The company were seated at table. Sud-
denly Baptiste rushed into theroorn in a
stated wild alarm. mini :
"Quick! a glass of wine!”
Everybody stared. but his wish was com-
piled with. and Baptiste swallowed at one
gulp a glass 0! wine poured out by the lady
oi the house. who inquired whatwasthe
matter with him.
“0h! madame! i am dreadfully upset.
‘l‘hat gla- oi winehnsdone megood. It
me med. Only think. I have
Beware oi trying to deceive children
How oitm must parents be taught this let
mu!
“Why. msmma, you‘ve got agray halrin
your lung!"
'k’esulear. 'l'hntoamebecauseyouwere
so naughty to mamma yesterday"
‘ '.0h uranium. what a naughty little girl
oumust have been to grandma! All her
hairs are gray. ”-«Demureat' e Monthly.
chance Per Vengeance.
Slimson (annilykl here sent the edita
The llightcne Napalm fl oi my poems.
andhehasrcturnedevcyoneolthem.
Prim—Don’t send him any more. He
might get mad.
“Suppose he should! What could hedol"
“He might publish one oi them tunic
your red namn"——l\‘ew York Weekly.
A “Dir-I Ill-
“k’ea.” said the parsimonious man, “it's
”Wu,” .
"l‘l'hrnever 1 want to be particularly lib-
eral with my iriends l uncut and
nuns time with them."~ ~Wsshiugtm
Illavlnas.
“You haveauplendid loeattoahue.
pie anconatautl ypsssiug by.”saldsnap-
sou
'“l'hst’a just the trouble.” rstnrnrd the
trulmum They're always pas-ling by
and never slowing in "-llarprr’slissar
Talisman-«You are very. very cruel.
madam.
Mrs. Youagwlie-Whyi Haven't [gives
you mouthing to eat?
1‘le ask-ll III M III M
give me amour—M York Harald.
, $3923...."
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all-atla-
lease
When a visitor cverstaye his welcom
mopeople of New England any. ”Remakes
ustwlce glad—glad when he comes; glad
when hegoea." A worthy citizen oi Welt-
field. Ila... once put it ever morestrcngly
than that to a guest.
One of the Deweya oi Weetdeld removed
toiheBlaek river country, but everytall
he wasncasstomed to bring hiaismin back
tuopayalong visit to his well todovelr
res.
On one occasion alter a prolonged stay
hewcasurprisedto see hishcstintheom
net weeping.
"Why Cousin 'l'im." said be. “what alh
you,"
“You'll never come down to see me any
more!" the host replied.
“Oh, yes, I will, Cousin Tim. 1’“ surely
come next an"
“No. you won't. Somethingteilsmc you
won’t. I!
"Nonsense!” said the visitor. “What
has put such a notion into your head!
Haven't we always come down and spent
the winter with ye! Come. cheerup. Ome-
iu 'l‘iml Cheer up. and tell me what
makes you think so."
The grieving host blew his nose. wiped
his eyes. and turning his solemn lane to his
sympathixing guest raid. “ 'Cause you‘ll
never go awayi"—Youth's Companion
Ila Apology.
EldaSpodkins. whokeepaauoreat
Quohceh. was sent as temporary allpplyto
a pulpit in the village oi Podunk iour
milesnway. Hewaslate at the morning
service and npoloflud thin.
“Brethren. i hope youwill pardon my
cardinal-inn morning but the rm 1: i
waakeptuplatelastuightopeuingthelln-
estuoek oidrygcoda eras-brought toQuo-
both Wewiileingthe one hundred and
third hymn."—-Breoklya Liie.
Kern.
“This is my latest scheme (or calling at
toniion to my wares." remarked the indue
trims poetund ‘ ’ unhe dL, ' ‘an
mgravcd letter head Mug the iollowing
“in returning manuscript editors are po
litely requested to ineloae stamps enough
toured it along to the nest office on the
roule.”-—Trulh.
Spend the Mix Guest.
Sister Theysay—l grievoualy regret you
are to leave our church. dear
Pastor Peaceful—You shou d not grieve.
Nodoubtthelm’d will send you a better
srrrant to till my place.
Theysay—J have no such hope. 0!
the last lapsstcnwe have had Manchu
been worn than lheothcr.-—Texan Simona
Al llace-iartahle bellies.
Mrs. Smith—And how is your neighbor!
Mrs. Brown-She's well enough. 1 cup-
pose. [haven't seen her to speak to iorsis
agrcateomiorttcmetorencctthattimeis weeks.
n
Hrs. Smith—Why. I thought you were
on the moat iriendly terms.
Mrs. Brown—Well. we usedtobe. but '
we've exchanged manta—Vogue.
'l'halr Walla.
howl think i should like to marry a
count
imlsbfio Ihculd I
“And i think I should like to marry a
German count”
"Well. I'm rather mmprtlcnlar. i want
a beak smut."—~ll. K. i: Co's Ilenthly.
Believed el Worry.
Adorsr (tooling hhu way)—l-er~—~eupposs
your slsterdoeenot likemy eomlngherese
often. does she!
Little Brother (confidmrtlyl—Oh. you
medn’twurr abouteiatar. Sheeausndure
'mcat any y.—(lood News
A hastens M
(”beginnings aloe inn-
povhgls-na upon vulnerable
-liow. what are the principal“.
Yoctklul Angler (W 4. eminently)—
Wanna—Jill»
(Serrated.
‘Mkhersflssld an excited man to a
drums. “m swam-unth- Ir uti-
atnethlamorulngl"
“lathauol” the ”Thu
youewsmslHum—P. I
Dreamy.
Mylo-hills soles b pasticulflly
yea lyaiaaemtlan
new
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