.\' r' small. pili. . laxative. The Royal Is the highest grade baking powder I known. Actual tests show it goes one. third further than any other brand. KI OWIIEB Absolutely Pure ROYAL BAKING POWDER 60., NEW YORK. LOCAL AND 'OTHER NEWS. Milkman William Chalmers proposes becoming a resident of South Norwalk. The St. J oseph’s bazaar will be re- opened at Music hall on Saturday even- ing. —Sleighs new and second hand. For sale and to rent. Luther M. Wright. F. 1 tf. J. Irving Dibble is able to be out again. Clinton Commandery, K. T. will con- fer the Red Cross degree to-nigh't. ' The local division, A. O. H. met last evening and made arrangements to properly celebrate Emmett’s birthday. ~—Call on leading merchants to-mor- row for FREE booklet containing valu- able information, and explaining how to win several cash awards. Do not delay. A praying band was formed at the Methodist church last night. The South Norwalk A. O. H. society held a dance last night and had a great deal more pleasure than some people do on St. Patrick’s day. St. John’s Lodge, F. & A. M. con- ferred the third degree last night. —Pr0f. M. S. Rosen, the well-known oculist Optician, can be consulted at hlS office in the parlors of the Mahackemo Hotel, South Norwalk, Tuesday from 9 a. m. to 8 p. m. Eyes examined free. f5-tf. Mr. and Mrs. John W. Beatty have returned home from their wedding trip. Miss Martha Jenkins, of Baltimore, Md., is a guest of Mr. and Mrs. Mar- shall Andrews, of West Main street. Miss Ellen C. Camp, of Philadelphia, is a guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Camp, of North avenue. The Emmahke society reception is appointed for February 21. There is to be no play, but the society hopes to present a short musical and literary programme, which will be followed by dancing. Mrs. H. L. Hubbell of Morgan ave- nue is entertaining the Pine Ledge Whist club this afternoon. Miss Mary Carew, of Clay street, and ’1‘. James Trainor, of Bridgeport, will be married in St. J oseph’s church next Tuesday morning by Rev. John T. Winters. The Friday Afternoon club is being entertained at the Central club house in West avenue by Mrs. E. H. Gumbart and Mrs. R. A. Holmes this afternoon. The Misses Disbrow of West avenue entertained a. party at Whist Wednes- day evening. The prizes were secured by Mrs. J. L.Waterbury and Robert G. Mitchell. _ ,1- The funeral services of the late Mrs. Flora Dunning were held yesterday afternoon. The remains have been taken to Peekskill, N. Y. for interment. A requiem mass will be celebrated ' at St. Mary’s church to-morrow morn- ing forrthe repose of the soul of the ‘ late Anna O’Brien. Rev. Garrett Haulenbeek preached in the Broad River chapel last night. A number of Norwalk young people attended a sociable given at Westport last evening. Professor Heine will celebrate his 65th birthday anniversary-at his home on Clay street, some evening next month. He is preparing special music for the occasion. THORNS TO SIT UPON. Many people gather thorns by failing toheed. the warning sent out by diseased kidneys—coated tongue—parched skin —feverishuess—dull dragging pain— general feeling of weariness—is sure evidence of kidney and bladder trouble. Take Utah Kidney Beans at once—~they will cure yon—they have cured thous- ands of others. THE TURNERS OF PHILADELPHIA make Utah K i d n e y Beans. ' E. B. Samuels, County Clerk of Hick- man County, Clinton, Kentucky, testi- fies, that he suffered for years with hor- rible pains in the back, kidneys and blad,der»,~was treated by many physi- cians—they gave him no relief-he got so that he could hardly stand alone— ._ Utah Kidney Beans, he says, complete- ly cured him. He gladly recommends I, them to all sufferers. ,Turners' Liltle Liver Turners~~A very Turns your liver. A true An after dinner pill. , .speciality by Cecil Spooner gained AMUSEMENTS. The Circus Girl. The Spooners appeared in “Becky Bliss, the Circus Girl” last night, at Hoyt’s Theatre. The great Circus much favor and the other comedians managed to amuse their audience in a very satisfactory manner. To—night “Inez, a Romance of Mexico” will be presented and the bill for to-morrow’s matinee will be “The Galley Slave.” Tarrytown Widow. The fact that Messrs. D. W. Truss & Co. have the management of the new comedy, “The Tarrytown Widow” which will be seen in Norwalk at Hoyt’s Theatre, Monday evening, Feb. 21, ' will be readily accepted by our theatre-goers as a guarantee that the performance will be absolutely first class in the matter of company, scenery, costumes, appointments and every other essential for a high class comedy production. The splendid impression left'here by their magnificent produc- tions of Wang, “A Gay Old Boy and Myles Aroon, insures a hearty welcome and liberal patronage for their present new play. A-_ ‘Vv ' Cannon. A number of relatives from this place attended the funeral of Dr. Lewis R. Hurlbutt at Stamford on Thursday. Miss Edith White will entertain a number of friends at a whist party this evening. The local district school opened on Monday after a brief vacation. THE DIVOIEB’N WAY Commends itself to the well-informed, to do pleasantly and effectually what was formerly done in the crudest man- ner and disagreeably as well. ' To cleanse the system and break up colds, headache, and fevers without unpleas- ant after effects, use the delightful liquid laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, Made by California Fig Syrup Co. ‘Vv r Darlen. William Wilmot has returned from New York and will remain in town un- til spring. The old John Ferris place having been sold to one of the heirs, it will shortly be overhauled and made more attractive. It is suggested that the Eagle Hooks organize a base ball team this summer. Foreman Oberlander ought to be able to pick out a good nine. Captain John Rafferty, of the Tooker House, is an old New York fireman and is greatly interested in eveything con- nected with the Darien fire department. The boys, too, are always glad to greet Captain John when he visits their fire quarters. One of Darien’s substantial merchants: er. Mr. Burchard was a subscriber of the GAZETTE years ago and as soon as he learned that the daily could be had in Darien, ordered a copy left at his store every‘night. The boys at the Eagle H. & L. com pany’s house are anxious to ascertain when the chowder club will begin to materialize. It is said that Foreman Oberlander will select a squad to pro- cure the clams and Hamp Smith is ex- pected to go along and carry the bi- valves back to the truck house. Treas- urer Fleming, however, objects to this as he fears Hamp will want the first plate of chowder served as his compen sation. N ow that Darien has a first class post office it should at least have good side- walks. It is reported that Wilbur Bates and Charles Milspaugh of the Eagle Hooks are arranging for a 10 mile bicy- cle race. Real estate in Darien promises to have a boon this summer. 4A; ‘v 7 Professor W. G. Newell is ill of pneumonia at his home in Bridgeport. N o dancing lesson was given in Look- wood’s hall to-day. The N orwalk class which was to have visited Bridgeport to-morrow have perforce postponed their visit indefinitely. -————-——-—<o.o>———— A $4,000 Legacy for a. Farm”. A poll parrot with a bank account of $4,000 lives in luxury at the Hotel Gladstone. Roxbury, Boston. The $4,000 is a legacy left him by his late mislress. The income is to give him all the health, comfort and delicacies a pretty poll might wish. A- anal-name Theory. “Mamma, I guess I know why Mr. Bunsby sits in the front row at the theater.” “Why, my dear?" “So ev- erybody can see that he’s got a little hair left behind.”-——Cleveland Plain Dealer. ' Ski-Running. ' a In' the first place it is called she- WEEKLY? is James Burchard, the furniture deal-7 running. In the next it is a Winter sport, vastly superior to skating or,~ tobogganing and also vastly more dif- ficult. Long, narrow sandals are strapped to the feet, and a spiked bam- boo pole guides the runners”course more or less. ' The sport is practiced on the natur- al snow-covered hills at an angle of 45 degrees or more. The fun of slid- ing along twenty yards 21 second can be imagined. knew HIM BY COLOR or we EYES. The Young Man Proved That Steel Gray Ones Could he Rolled Upon. Colonel Ford generally judged of a man’s military qualities by his eye. "'A young man who had graduated from Oberlin College, actuated by a spirit of adventure, drifted to Brownsville and found himself stranded. In the latter condition he walked to Colonel Ford’s camp, about six miles south of the city, and, addressing himself to the commander, said: ' “Colonel, I have nothing to do, and want to join the Rangers.” ? “I like the color of your eyes, and will give you an opportunity to distin- gush yourself,” the colonel replied, aft- er gazng carefully into the eyes of the young man, which were steel gray. The next day the young ranger was sent to Brownsville with dispatches. Returning he captured a. noted Mexi- can desperado, who had slain several Americans and for a long time had eluded the Rangers. The Oberlin boy brought the desperado to the Colonel, who said: > “I don’t care to see him.” “Come along,” said the ranger, ad- dressing his prisoner, whom he forced to go in front of him until they enter- ed a small patch of chapparral inwhich they disappeared. A moment later a shot was heard. It was the death knell of the Mexican criminal. The classical young ranger returned to the Colonel’s camp and reported: “Escaped.” “’Tis well,” was the Colonel’s re- ply. In those days, when the road to civ- ilization had to be blazed with the six- shooter or carved with the sword, the trial of desperados was deemed imprac- ticable, unwise and without good re- sults—Dallas News. ALTOGETHER TOO POLITE. Person in Charge Was Not Accnstomed to Such Accomplishments. ”A respectable married couple who had come down in the world obtained work in a. Lancashire factory, and, in order that their little boy might not be neglected during their absence, placed him under the care of a. professional “minder,” who had upward of thirty other children to look after. At the end of the first day, however, the tem- porary mother declared that she could mind the child no longer, and asked the newcomers to take him away. “What for, Mrs. C?” inquired the as- tonished father. “Has he been very troublesome?” ‘ “Oh, no, it ain’t that,” answered the female. “He ain’t been a. bad ’un—he’s too much t’other way. He’s too bloom- in’ polite.” “But, surely, you don’t that?” “Yes, I do,” was the firm response. “I can stand a kid axin questions when he wants to know sommat; but when he says ‘Beg parding’ every time he treads on t’ cat’s tail and tells ye he’s very much obleegcd for every little thing at’s done for him. I draws the line. I can’t stomach it—it sounds too unearthly for me.” And in spite of all persuasions the "‘minder” refused to undertake the further custody of a child who showed such abnormal elegance—Weekly Tele- graph. object to A Funny Addition Sum. How many apples did Adam and Eve cat? ‘ Some say Eve 8 and Adam 2—a total of 10 only. . . Now we figure the thing out far differently. Eve 8 and 'Adam ‘8 also— total, 16. We think the above figures are en- tirely wrong. If Eve 8 and Adam 82, certainly the total will be 90. Scientific men, however, on the strength of the theory that the antede.‘ Iuvians were a race of giants, reason something like this—Eve 81 and Ad- am 82—total, 163. Wrong again.. What could be clear er than if Eve 81 and Adam 812, the total was 893? I believe the following to be the true solution: Eve 814 Adam andAdam 8124 Eve—8,938. Still another calculation is as fol- lows: If Eve 814 Adam. Adam 81242 oblige Eve—total 82,056. ‘1 m‘w ' Ila: Sprlghify.»—-‘=(-*.’eil, you know, my love, even :‘ce devil‘s not as black as he‘s painted. Mrs. S.-—l don’t know about that. but I know he's a good deal. blackm- than he paints himself—Detroit Free Press. Eye Testing Free! Classes ‘for the Masses! DR. HUGE-S, OPTICAL EXPERT, Will Give nis'relsonai Attention to the Correction of Difficult Defects of Vision 3 DAYS or EACH WEEK TIIIISIIIIYS, WBIIIIIISIIIIYS aul TIIIII‘SIIIIYS, FITTING PROPER LENSES. Cure Insomnia. Vertigo. Hallucinations. Epi- lepsy. Stomach Troubles. Ramos and Sick Headache and other maladies. especxally when of anervous complexion ' With the aid or the latest improved electric mstrumentsqf America‘s and Europe’s'best oculisis. he is enabled to test your eyesight scientifically. ‘ . , OFFEICE. 48 WALL 8,1,, NORWALK. ' Kin“ Nopeddlers or agents employed. l No 1.. 7w 1.7..“ K n, (I ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys- tem effectually, dispels colds, head- aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pr - duced, pleasing to the taste and ac- ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its elfects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50 cent bottles by all leading drug-' gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro- cure it promptly for any one who Wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP 00. SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. LOUISVILLE. KY. NEW YORK, IV. V. HOYT’S THEATRE, Week of February 14. AMERICA’S - GREATEST - REPERTOIRE ORGANIZATION. The Spuouers EDNA -:- CECIL And their big Comedy and Specialty Company. ZlI-vllrumulic4—IL , & Speciallnglrlisls—Zo CONTINL‘OUS - PERFORMANCES. - NO WAITS BETWEEN ACTS. Monday Night The beautiful four act Comedy entitled “ l'llE JIIIIOE’S WIFE." fig Ladies’ 150 tickets Monday night. EVENING PRICES—l O. 20 and 300. MAP—Children 10c, Adults 200. Seats~ on sale at Plaisted’s and Glendening’s Have You Seen 1hr”: She’ll be with You Again! HorrSTHEATRE Monday, February 21. Tarrytown. ,. > . . . Widow? Management of D. W. Truss 3: Co. A Wagon-luau uf Laughs in Even Act! “The Tarrytown Widow is a four-act play which has the real champagne sparkle to it.”-—New York Journal. “The Tarrytown Widow is a hit.”#— New York Herald. PRICES-25, 50 and 750. Seats on sale at Plaisted's and Glendening's an“; I “ 50 Years’ Improvements In ’ ” Farming. Published by: the New Your: TRIBUNE. Second Edition. 32 Pages,.18 by 12:} inches. A general review of the advances and improvements made in the leading branches of farm industry during the last half century. Special articles by the best agricul- turical writeis, on topics which they have made their life study. Illustrations of old fashioned imple- lllCl'ltS. 2 A vast amount of practical infor- 'mntion. A valuable aid to farmers who de- sire to stimulate production and profit. Extremely interesting and instructive. O\LY 15 CENTS A COPY, by mail. Send. your order to ’ THE GAZETTE. Nat-walk. Conn Luzmrrn.‘ ‘OGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O HIIME DYEING A Pleasure at Last. ‘1’. L. Wont. A walsuss agvfi \ . I 1 VI No Trouble. a No Muss. MAYPIILE WASH ES £2 DYES The Cleanest, Fastest Dye for Soiled or Faded Shirt VVaists, ' Blouses, Ribbons, Curtains, Underlinen,etc., . whether Silk, Satin, Cotton or Wool. sold In All Colors by Grocers and Druggists, or mailed free for 15 cents; Address, THB MAYPOLB SOAP DEPOT, 127 Duane Street, New York. OOGOOOOOOOOOOOO-..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ' SOAP - AT ONE OPERATION . . ANY COLOR. Olsen Brothers’ ' WHITE SHOE STORE. Winter Tan, Bulldog Toe,at $2.48. Enamel with Double Sole, 81:82.48. Box Calf, Bulldog Toe, .at $2.48. Patent Leather, Double Sole, Bull- dog Toe, 2.48. \Ve have also made Sweeping Reductions in all our stock of Ladies’ up to date Shoes. Ladies Fine Calf Shoes, Lace and Button, Ladies’ Fine Box Calf, Lace and Button, Ladies’ Fine Enamel, 3 OIZETTE BIIILIIIIIO, - Annual Jan. and Feb. Sale of unto-date Shoes! “The Balance of Our Entire Stock of Men’s $3.50 and 34 Shoes” -———IN— Bulldog Toe, Lace andButton worth $4 and $5,211 go in this Sale at $1.98 a pair. 100 prs. Misses Shoes,worth $1.25 and $150 at 89c a pair. 200 prs Ladies’ Shoes,worth$l.50 all sizes, and the latest Toe Shapes, at 98c a pair. We have given away the Gold and now we propose to offer you the greatest bargain sale of shoes for the next 60 days ever held in Norwalk. Olsen Bros.’ White Shoe Store, IIOBWALK, OOIIII. $I.00 I Warranted Solid Gold. Beautiful Chased Holder. I $I.00 You may think it cannot possess merit or durabilit , the rice is so low ' but the “Lincoln” is a $2.50 en reduced .to $1. 00. It is duiable, Elways ready to ,“go” but never firms, the mk owing steadily and uniformly. Thev are in use in this office, givmg the best of satisfaction, and they are in use in the ha and busmess offices and among all classes of users of pens in Norwall: and vicinity. Orders are received from all parts of the country. Samples to be seen and orders received at the GAZETTE OFFICE. 5, insurance JONATHAN B. BUNCE, PRES. Loans on Collateral, Real Estate owned by the Company, Cash in office, Cash Deposited in Banks, Interest accrued and due, Gross Assets, January 1, 1898, Special Reserves and other liabilities SURPLUS AT 4 PER CENT. ARCHIBALD A. WELSH, Actuary. -—-—OF THE Pluuix Mutual Life Insurance Company, OF HARTFORD, CONN, City and Municipal and Railroad Bonds and Stocks, Market value, Net Deferred and Outstanding Premiums, Forty-Seventh Annual Statement " JOHN M. HOLCOMBE, VICE-PRES. CHARLES H. LAWRENCE, SECY. JANUARY 1, 1898. ASSETS. Loans on First Mortgages of Real Estate, Premium Notes and Loans on Policies in force, $5,463,730.12 727,159.38 6,600.00 . 1,151,228.59 ' 2,925,672.16 157.03 459,526.16 147,181.41 172,818.49 ' W LIABILITIES. Reserve on Policies in force at 4 per cent. interest, $10,183,846.00‘ Claims by death outstanding and notified 37, 774.00 209,178.00 —$10,430.798.00 $623,875.34 Policies in force 28,269. Increase in 1897 2,288. Insurance in fo- 4' - 1 Increase in 1897,’$3,804,228. Premium indome, $1,589,531. ice, $ b’OZI’ObJ' Inc. in 1897, $159,303. WILLIAM A. MOORE, Ass’t. Secretary. WILLIAM D. MORGAN. M. D. Medical Director. ‘ GEORGE S. MILLER, Supt. of Agencies. uuuuuu. ululuuu uuuu U6 WALL 81.. NOB WALK} CORPORATED SEPT. l. 1876. CAPITAL. . . . . . Guano: M. Hours. President. 3. L. Bonn. Vicel’reeident. Wmmxtnaconrmi ashlar 1006M DIRECTORS : acou- II. Home. 3.8.01”. J '1‘. Pnowrn B. 8. Hanna. masons. ~ _ J.Ooospvs.h. ,zllscouul nay. Salmon!- . Inc 001.17.. 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