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Norwalk gazette, Friday, November 26, 1897 · page 10

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DE TURKEY ROOS’ TOO HIGH.

Ob. Iiltlc (-lzillun, de worl‘ so wide
Dat de mo‘ncz-s mum on sigh:
Dar’s a turker romtin’ on de yuther side.
But he roos' too high—too high!
Oh, turkey meat
ls m‘gfnly sweet;
But (is mo'uvrs weep en sigh;
’ Hit's :I. long. rough way
\Vlmr dc turkey stay.
" But. do turkey roos' too high!
Oh. little chillun. do night so long,
- Bu dc moon go suilin' by
Dar‘s a turkey sizlgiu‘ of a sweet. sweet song
,1 .But he roos‘ too high too high!
Oh. turkey meat
is powerful sweet:
But dc mn’ners weep en sigh:
Hit’s :tlmos’ day
,g_ Whnr dc. turkey stay.
Lut de turkey roos‘ too high I
(3 . little chillun. dc storm come down
Eu ale lightnin‘ blaze de sky.
. 1: h: light dc road ter dc turkey town,
Lat dc turkey roos' too high!
Turkey meal.
Is mighty sweet;
But do nlo’ners weep en sigh:
Dar’s a joyful day
V‘Vhar dc turkey stay,
But do turkey roos‘ too high I.
~Atlanta Constitution. .

THE A—ITTIST’S LOVE.

“Why is it a law of nature that tall
women must marry short men? 1
want to marry. But what man of de
cent stature will wed five feet nine? ]
refuse to, marry anything under six
feet, so I shall have to die an old maid
It’s very hard.”

“You will scarcely be measuring the
man's inches when you fall in love
Anna,” said her friend.

“I shall measure his inches before
and so I shall not fall in love, wise
Lu—don’t you see?”

“And you would rather marry a man
like Charlie Langley, six feet of well-
built stupidity, than, we will say, Mr
Royce, who is clever and————"

“Handsome, and almost a pygmy. ]
allow Mr. Royce to be the miniature
model of what a man should be—bul
I do not wish to marry a model, 1
want the man.

On the other side of the thick-sci
hedge stood Owen Royce, toe clever
little artist, of whose future greal
things were predicted. Walking care-
lessly beside the overhanging haw
thorn and wild rose, he had been
caught and held by a straggling thorn;
while impatiently unfastening the de-
taining bramble the words spoken in
the garden had fallen on his ear. He
was clear of the thorns at last; he was
standing erect and still in the meadow
his eyes on the low summer sun, and
with a thorn in his heart piercing and
hurting as no mere physical pain could
do.

Anna stood armed with her goll
clubs on the Manor terrace; Louise
stood besideher, a study in drab, a
foil to the fresh, brilliant coloring on
her friend.

“Now, Mr; Maxwell is what I call
a man, Lu,” the girl was saying.

“He. is big and well-made. I cannot
speak as to his head-piece. And he
appears to have no dislike to a tall
woman, my dear,” said Louisa, dryly

Anna twirled her club.

“No, I do not think he dislikes me
Jack has asked him to stay on for the
club-hunting.”

“Has your brother persuaded Mr
Royce to remain as well?"

“Yes; his picture will give him
quite another month’s work. He has
grown very stupid lately. I cannot
think what has come to him; he paints
and paints, and is as dull as an owl,’
and she moved off to join the stalwart
young Maxwell, who was patiently
awaiting her pleasure at the park gate

Louisa went back to the house tc
speak with Mrs. Waymoor, the widow
lady of the Manor. At the door she
came on the artist, who stood watch
me; Anna‘and‘ her companion crossing
the park, watching so intently that he
was unaware of her neighborhood un-
til she spoke. He turned with at
apology. ~.

"I was watching the golfers; they
make a. handsome pair, do they not
Miss Blackston?”

She followed his gaze; when sh;
looked back at the man, two queer
little upright furrows marked her fore
head.

, “You admire her?”

“I am an artist. I must admire her.’

That evening, after the choir prac
tice, she said abruptly to- Anna,—

“My dear, I think why Mr. Rove.-
has grown stupid is because he love;
you.” , . '

“Loves me! Mr. Royce! Why, if h:
wore elevators in his boots he woul:
barely reach to my shoulder. It neve.
occurred to me that the little man;
kin could fall in love. How absurd!’

Louisa turned, almost angrily.

“Though it has not occurred to ym.
it might to him. And you are such
tool that you cannot see the man i:
him!"

“Why are you cross, Lu? M ‘. Royc.
is clever and I like him; he is vezy
kind. But he is in love with his
Academy picture, not with ma."

 

So, through the glorious S:p;em 91

days Anna ’golfed, hunted and eye or
.with Gerald, and the artist painted
trying to forget the pain which halt
him in its grasp. ’ 3
He had been painting hard dowo b3
the wood until, the afternoon sun was
low. At last he put up his brushes aI‘.(
' started on his two-mile walk back .(
the Manor. Gerald Maxwell overtool
him and the two men went on tcge;l:e
They stopped at the foot of the rail
way embankment, lounging agains
the rail, to watch the express 1ra.s
The artist stood silent, content to is
ten. Then, to their right, along tln
line, came the beat of flying hcofs;
both men turned to see and both gun
a simultaneous exclamation cf IIOl'lC‘."
as round the bend, out of all CODIL‘J
.3 galloped headlong beside the met I.
' Anna’s bay mare, tearing furiously or
toward the rushing train, then round
ing the opposite curve. Anna sat bit-43'
in. her saddle, white as death, try! :1

’-

‘ road. She seemed for the first time

'face was terribly cut by the blow

to stay the runaway, but powerlesl
against the creature's mad fright.
“She may pass safely on one side,’
gasped Gerald. '
Even as he spoke the mad brute
plunged into the centre of the iror.

to sight the train whistling anc
screaming out its warning, but pow-
erless to check in time. She rearec
straight up, and then stood planted anc
immovable in the centre of the metals
staring, paralyzed with terror, at the
advancing monster. It had all hap
named in a second or so, leaving but
:caut time for thought or action. Both
men shouted to the girl to fling her-
self off, but she, too, seemed turned tc
stone. She sat dumb, looking before
her with agonized eyes, though her
trembling hands yet mechanically
strove to turn the horse. In half a
'ninute it would be too late. Gerald
lung up his arms, shouting his warn-
ing. He stood there alone, the artist
was gone; he had scaled the steep em.
bankment, his small lithe figure
springing up it like a cat; one hand
strong as steel with dumb-bell exer-,
else, was on'the horse’s bridle, backing
her a step to the side, the other was-
on the girl, pressing her from the sad-.
dle, telling her to fall—-to trust him
and fall. Thank heaven! She under-
stood and obeyed. Amid the thunder
.and crash of the train he knew that
she had swung clear of the metals.
There was a blow and he was down,
and all was dark. ,

It was a miraculous escape. Maxwell
wiped the moisture from his brow as
he told the story; Royce had ruShed
in with the train almost on him, when
it seemed that horse, man and girl
must all be cut to pieces; nothing but
his wonderful quickness had saved
Anna, who, bruised and shaken, had
yet fallen clear of worse harm. P001
“Black Bess” was cut to bits. Royce’s

which had felled him, yet, mercifully,
he had fallen stunned, in the hollow
between the rails, and so had escaped
with his life; but he would never
paint more, his right arm had been

frightfully crushed; amputation had'
had to follow as his only hope of life.

The Manor people nursed him de-
votedly through his illness; nothing
they could do could, they felt. repay
what they owed to him. He was very
grateful for their care and attention.
He made no allusion to his ruined
career, though his eye sometimes rest-
ed on the half-finished picture which
stood in his room. He looked reso-
lutely at the reflection of his scarred
face, at the empty right sleeve. He
had all his life looked at trouble be-
tween his eyes; he had never shirked
or quailed before it. The man’s spirit,
at least, was no small one. But as
Christmas neared and he grew fairly
convalescant he began to grow rest-
less. In spite of protest, he declared
himself well enough to return to his
rooms in town. He had stayed at the
Manor to paint, now he must trespass
no longer. '

“Dear old chap, why go?” said Jack.
”The mater worships you. Can .we
not amuse you here? Anna will try to;
she will read to you, sing to you.
Surely you might stay for Christmas
with us?”,

He smiled, but repeated that he must
go.
Then Anna learned their guest
meant to quit them. Anna had
changed of late; she professed to be.
tired of dancing, she said she no longer,
cared to hunt, that she liked best to
be quiet at home. Shelhad grown very .
gentle, very womanly, and 'her, gray
eyes would become wonderfully soft
and tender when they rested on Owen
Royce’s disfigured, face and poor
maimed body. Theybecame strangely‘
wistful now as she‘said softly,— ,

“But we would, rather you stayed.”

“Still I must go,” he answered, pickw -
ing up his book with unsteady fingers.-

She was behind his couch,,and stood
looking at him in silence. .

Then the‘ man on the sofa saw -a
tear splashed down. It lay on the,
scarlet silk. cushion, .a. round, dark
stain. He raised himself quickly and
looked at her. Yes, the tears were
raining'down her face. -Wlth his left
hand he caught her dress.

“Anna,” he said, hoarsely, “did you
guess then, that I loved you?"

“Yes,” she said in a whisper. “I
read it in your eyes when you-caught
my horse's head on that awful day.
Louisa had guessed it before, and told
me, but I had not believed.”

He was lying back again on the-
cushions, watching her with quiet,
hopeless eyes.

“Yes, heaven knows I loved you,”
he answered. Then he told her what
on that summer’s day he had over-
heard in the Vicarage garden. “You
did not love me then, Anna. Now, I
am disfigured and a cripple. You are
kind and good—I understand—but it
is only pity you can have for me. You
would not marry me, save in, pity,”

She was on her knees beside him,'
half laughing, half crying.

“In pity! In pride and joy. Did I
not say, ‘ a tall women must marry a
small man?’ Are you too rroud to
take a. tall wife, Owen? 3 t I die
an old maid because I am cwrgrown?
Don’t you know that to me you stand [
high among men; that your scarred
face is your V. C., that your empty
sleeve is your badge of glory? Don’t
you know that had you diedwunder the
train, I should have had no wish to
live? I knew whom I loved then. If
you are too proud to marry me be-
cause cf your poor arm, because of
my heedless, stupid speech—then I am
not too proud to say that your pride
will make one wretched woman. And,
Owen, I am not too proud to accept
your pity—but the pity is yours, not

nine, to give.”

 

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A g-':cd deed is never lost; he who
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.vho p‘tnts kindness gathers love.

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3 ELLEN’S STRATEGY.

Mrs. Angier, often said she really did
not know how she ever came to take
Ellen, and those who knew them both
wondered too. For Mrs. Angier was
sharp, prim and elderly, and Ellen
was—well, th'e' last girl in the world
that one would suppose could suit Mrs.
Angier. When Ellen stood before her
with her great frame drawn to its full
height and fixed her expressionless
blue eyes on her face, little Mrs. An-
gier said she never knew what to do.
This must have been a novel mental
condition for Mrs. Angier who had al-
ways ruled her household, which had
hitherto consisted of ‘her daughter and
her one maid, with a rod of iron.

“I get the meals, I wash the clo’es, I
clean up, clean up, clean up. What
more you want? I ain’t no slave to
work all the time!” blazed Ellen, one
afternoon when Mrs. Angier attempted
to expostulate with her for sitting so
cosily in the kitchen crocheting her
endless cotton lace. There was a dull
red flush on the girl’s high, bare brow,
and Mrs. Angier retreated from the
kitchen with barely a trace of her usu-
al prim dignity.

One morning Mrs. Angler, with a.
letter in her hand, entered the kitchen
where her maid was noisily washing
dishes. Although Ellen had never bro-
ken or even chipped a dish each click
of the china touched a tender spot in
Mrs. Angier’s soul, and she spoke
sharplyfi— -

“Ellen, I wish you would be more
quiet.”

“Ain’t I quiet?”
facing around.

“Oh, yes, you are. But about the
dishes, I mean,” faltered the mistress,
avoiding the eyes. “Oh, Ellen, I came
to tell you that I have received a let-
ter from my daughter, Mrs. Morrill,
saying she is coming to make me a
visit. She will be here to dinner. I
wish you to get her room ready.”

Ellen had resumed her dish washing
and made no response.

“Did you understand, Ellen?" ques-
tioned Mrs. Angier, fearing the girl
was displeased with the news.
returned Ellen; lifting her

demanded Ellen,

r”

“Ma’am:

head. ~
The tone implied such perfect com-
prehension that Mrs. Angier left the
room without further remark.
When the station carriage contain~
ing Mrs. Morrill stopped before the
house Ellen appeared, quietly put,lit—

tle Mrs. Angier aside, w’ent down the
walk and relieved the visitor of her

travelling bags. . m
“That teller on the waggin’s dumb.

emarked, casting a. wrathful look
at the driver, who regarded the two
with cheerful interest from his seat on
the box. “Or perhaps he ain’t got no
legs,” she added, scornfully. .
“He never was very attentive to his
passengers,” returned Mrs. Morrill,
easantl .
p1“Be yobu her daughter?” gasped El-
len, devouring Mrs. Morrill’s face With

her eyes. _
The lady smiled fearlessly into the

eyes and answered, “yes.” ‘
A dull flush slowly mounted to lul-

len’s brow, as she srdd,—— ’ . .
“Why, you are blonde, and she 3—-

she r

oak!”
Ellen stood by and watched almost
greedily while the ladies embraced,

d awkwardly when they en-

d followe
an ith their arms about

tered the house w
each other.
Would you take the
Ellen, please? _ One at
too heavy for you."
“I could take you, too,”
len, starting on. ‘
“How odd she is, mamma. Where
did you everlget her?” exclaimed Mrs.
Morrill, dropping wearily into a chair.
Mrs. Angier closed the door softly,
took a. chair beside her daughterand
poured out her tale of woe. _
thing so. extremely

There was some
ridiculous in the idea. of her determ-

ined little mother living in subjection
to that raw-boned, gawky girl, that
Mrs. Morrill laughed outright several
times during the narrative. - -

“I never heard of anythingso funny
in all my life. But don’t fret, mamma,
dear, such an unnatural state of things
can’t continue. Affairs will adjust
themselves, somehow, see if they

don’t.” .

“But you haven’t an idea what she
is,” objected Mrs. Angier, pathetically,
whereupon her daughter laughed
again. - -

Mrs. Morrill became an object 0!
intense adoration to‘Ellen, who let slip
no opportunity to show her regard
The house was kept in perfect order
and Mrs. Morrill’s room received many
extra touches that kept it in a delight-
ful state of daintiness. , But it was up-
on the cooking that Ellen expended
her supreme efforts, and each success-
ive meal had some unusual delicacy tc
surprise and please the guest.

Mrs. Morrill received the girl’s at-
tentions good-humoredly and spoke
many words of kindness and sympathy
which never failed to bring to the
girl’s face that unpleasant flush which
always appeared when she was much
moved. ‘

One evening Ellen knocked at Mrs
Morrill’s door, and without waiting tc
be bidden entered the room.

“I knbwed you was crying,” she said
hearsely. “What’s the matter?"

"Ellen!” exclaimed Mrs. Morrill, an.
griiy. ‘

“Don’t be mad,” said Ellen, calmly
~“You cry every night you do be here.’

Mrs. Morrill raised her tear-stained
face and regarded the girl with a min-
igivri look of amazement and terror.

'2'. it her?” demanded Ellen.

.‘ ‘n. U
Edi?

m up to my room.
a time if they’re

returned El-

"fps. her!" repeated Ellen with as} drawing Mrs. Morrill’s
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energetic jerk of the thumb
n.:;tress’ room. ‘

“lvlamma? 0, no!”

‘ Then tell me!” cried Ellen, flinging
herself to her knees before Mrs. Mor-
rill, and clasping her arms around her.
“Tell me who’s the dumb thing tills I
kill um.”

“You frighten me,” exclaimed Mrs.
Morrill, recoiling from such violent
sympathy.

“I won’t hurt you. But I’m goin’ to
settle your hash. Who is it now? Will .
I have you sitting roun’ crying, out
those eyes? You what spoke . vords
kine to me. You only vun. I guess
not. Think I’m dumb?” '

“You are very kind, Ellen, and I
thank you, but my unhappiness you
can’t do anything to lessen," spoke,
Mrs. Morrill, sadly. ,

Suddenly Ellen stood, and demanded
stormy,—

“Where’s your man?” .

“My man?” repeated Mrs. Morrill“, in
amazement, “Oh, you mean my hus-
band? I haven’t any now—I fear.”

“What’s that?” with a thrust of the
hand toward a. photograph on the bu-
reau.

“Yes, that’s Mr. Morrill. But—why,
really, Ellen you have no right to cat-
echise me in this way.”

“1 es I have. Go on! Go on!”

.But Mrs. Morrill arose and threw
herself at the bedside in a passion of
weeping.

Instantly Ellen was beside her clasp-
ing in those great arms the quivering
form of the woman she loved.

“There a, there a, there a, there a,
there a,” she said soothingly. “Noth-
ing’s vorth it. No, no, no! No, no!"

And. because she didn’t know what
else to do Mrs. Morris sobbed out on
that broad breast the whole story of
her misery. How with the love of her
happy girlish heart she had married
her husband, and had tried, for his
sake, to live with his people, who de-
spised her simple, unfashionable ways,
and treated her coldly; but at last,
thinking her husband, too, had turned
against her, she had left them all and
came home to stay. How she had nev-
er told her husband her intention, and
had not the courage to tell her moth-
er, and how wholly miserable she was.

“You shut up now, and go to bed.
There’s a girl of the name Ellen got a
hand on this. You find it out!” and
.vith these extraordinary words the girl
left the room.

Presently she put her head in the
door and asked,—

“Name Tom?”

“Why, Ellen, what difference can it
make? His name is Thomas G Mor-
rill.”

“Tom. All right. Go to bed.”

The next morning the youth in the
elegantly appointed law office of Mor-
rill & Gates, hands the senior partner
a telegram addressed to “Tom Moril.”
The superscription so surprised Mr.
Morrill that he raised an inquiring
glance at his clerk, on whose face the
look of amusement quickly gave place
to one of concern.

Tearing open the envelope, Mr. Mor-
rill read the following:—

To T'om Moril:

She wat is left is dying. Come to

huston. ’ ‘

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toward her

Ellen.

The remarkable nature of the mes-
sage admitted of no delay, and Mr.
Morris started for the next train, with
all speed.

When he stepped from the train at
Houston he was approached by a wo- .
man of massive proportion who said in
decided tones,—

“You're him! Her man."

“May I ask your name, madam?”

“Vy, ”of course. - I’m-"Ellen.” “

“I really can't say that rim much the
wiser for that information,” replied
Mr. Morrill, who began to think him-
self the victim of some practical joke.

“Don’t be mad. Come along,” re-
sponded the girl, cheerfully, taking
possession of Mr. Morrill's satchel.

"‘No, 1. lug it. Vat you tink? She dy-

ing? I said that 'to make you; come.

'S-he mighticould die. She'might could

cry those eyes out, an’ spoil that pooty
face. You care?” .
= “If you mean my wife, certainly I
care. But I confess thewhole thing’s
a. secret to me,” replied, Mr. Morrill,
regarding Ellen suspiciously.

“You’ll find out. She runned away
an’ then got sorry again. How you let
all them wimmens sass her? Pooty
capers if the do be rich mugs.”

“Run off? Of whom are you talk-
lug?”

“Mis' Morrill. A pooty one like her
ain't going to stan’ a peck 0’ cats claw—
in’. you find it out. Here take your
truck. I go this way."

And Ellen thrust Mr. Morrill's bag

' into his hand and disappeared down a
.. side street.

The intimation that his wife had run
away from him was a great surprise,
and altogether alarming, and caused
Mr. Morrill" to take a review of his
brief married life as he walked slowly
toward the home of his wife’s girlhood.
Although he thought her choicepr r.
confidante in rather questionable l LSLB
and wished she had seen fit to tat-.9. :-
different courSe, he was tone-ed :0 ac-
mit that his mother and sisle. were
rather trying, and he found Ilia-119‘}
saying, “Poor little girl,” as he r..;-;~_o.;
into the familiar path to the bongo,

He was not surprised that 1." 'ex.
should answer his ring, nor amustg. by
the ceremony with which she ushered
him into the parlor and asked who
name, for he began to be tom :19; 1.1' :..
reflection of his wife’s misery.

Mrs. Morrill was so overcome *-
len’s tidings that her hush: l...
the parlor waiting for her in :
could not control herself sum-cur... 'j. -_.-;
go down. With deft fifge -: 7'. v.3,
touched up the bright hair, and s. , , i
,a fresh handkerchief in. he; be‘t. . .

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ier arm, took her downto the pal-ll: ’
As she softly closed the door, st..- he. .
tIr. Morrill say’ with a worid o:
'eproach in his voice, "'Ldl::.'£’ and so
'ace mantled red as she Sad to 32.2: :3; 5,
‘l‘hat’ll fetch- her. ’Twould um. it“.
all right now. Ole cat don’t fine 1.
mt.”

The outcome of it was that young
Mr. and Mrs. Morrill had a home of
their own in which Ellen served a, be—
loved mistress 1n all the fidelity of
mar strange, warm heart. Mrs. Auger
heaved a sigh as of a slave set free
when she saw the carriage door close
.Ipon Ellen’s broad back, and dzscend-
2d upon Ellen’s successor.

Send?

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SOUR DOCK HAS ITS USE.

Canaigre Is Its Name and It \Yill R's. volt:-
tlonize the Tanning lmlusll‘y.

Cauaigre—you pronounce it “kah-

uah-gray,” and it means the weed

known as the sour—duck—has recently

oeen found to possess an important
economic value, and its employment in
the tanning of leather bids fair to rev-
olutionize that industry.

Untilfthe discovery of the properties
of canaigre there had hardly been any

,~eal improvement in tanning agents

in a hundred years.

So far canaigre tanning and bark
tanning are identical, but while the
hide must remain for three months in
the vat in the bark solution, being re-
moved, drained and manipulated many
times in the process, the canaigre acid
tans it in twelve hours.

The tannic acid extracted from ca-
naigre has a. peculiar quality which
indicates that nature intended it for
preservative purposes. It is impossi-
ble to burn and destroy leather in its
solution, as it is very'easy to do with a
solution of tanbark too strong for the
hides, and the cells of the substance to
be tanned will absorb enough to com-
plete the change and then will take no
more, and no alteration in the tissue
takes place afterward. In a few hours,
varying with the sort of hide to be
tanned, the acid of the canaigre has
done its work, and the saving of three
months’ time and a vast deal of human
labor in the production of leather indi-
cates that eventually the whole leather
.lsing world is to be the beneficiary of
this humble plant.

The cost of an acre of canaigre, in-
cluding the planting, cultivating, irri-
gating and harvesting, it is estimated,
Is $16.50. The returns vary from $65
to $75 per ton, sliced, and the yield is
from twelve to twenty tons to the acre
on new land, and rises higher, with
cultivation. The drying shrinks the
product two-thirds, but the producer
can count on a clear gain of $200 to the
acre—New York Herald.

 

A LITTLE TOO QUICK.

the Official, in His Zeal, Swallowed Dirty
\Vater Instead of Soup.

Numerous complaints had come be-
fore a. certain public official in regard
to food served to the inmates of one
of the public institutions, and be de-
termined to investigate for himself, in
orderto see whether the matter really
required attention, says the New York
Journal.

Making his way to the particular
buildings in question just about dinner
time, he walked straight over to where
the kitchen was located. At the very
door‘ he encountered two muscular-
looking men carrying a huge, steaming
boiler. ‘

“Put that kettle down," he ordered
brusquely, and the men at once obey-
ad.

"Get me a. spoon,” be next command-
ed.
Theman' that brought the spoon was
about to say'sOmething, but was or-
dered to keep-silent. '

“Takeoff the lid," was the next com-
mand; “I'm going to taste it.”

'The two men'we’re utterly cowed by
the omcial’s ‘brusqueness, and wonder-
ingly watched him gulp down a good
mouthful. -

"Do you mean to say that you call
this soup?” the oflicial demanded.
“Why, it tastes to me more like dirty
water.”

“So it is sir,” replied one of the men,
respectfully. “We have just been
scrubbing the ' floors.”

 

Howl-n Old Man WM Converted.
“This here speculatln’ in wheat on
the Stock Exchange is gamblln’ pure
and simple,” said the farmer, who was
a daemon and a. strict disciplinarian,
"an’ the Lord won’t prosper them that
wins by it.”
, “Well, father,” replied his son, “I’m
sorry to hear that, for I placed that
money you gave me and made $900 by
the deal.” '
' The old ‘ man coughed. wiped his

glasses and then said: 3 .
“Well, well! Providence does work

in mysterious ways! The person wuz
sayin’ last week that the church need-
ed paintin’; an’ besides—thar’s a mort-
gage on the farm that orter be lifted,
an’ one 0’ two other little accounts

‘ that’s got ter be squared. Well, Well!”

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., The Sinking Mountain.

Dshebel Naibo—“The Sinking'Moun-
tain,”—-an isolated Algerian peak, is
now only about 800 feet high, and is
known to be slowly but surely, disap-
pearing. Inthe time of the Caesars it
was nearly twice its present height,
Near the “Sinking Mountain" is a
large, clear lake, called Fezzara, which
is said to have risen over a. large city
that sank in the year 400 A. D.

A curate introduced his somewhat
insignificant looking wife to the great
lady 'of the parish in the words .of Au-
tolycus: “A poor thing, madame, but
mine own.” The wife, who .did not
want for spirit, retorted, indicating her
disagreeable husband: “A poorer thing,
madame, but mine owner."—-llo;zss
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but for true poetic chime.

' The fields to-night are wide and white—

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“When the chestnutYs in the burr :"
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A ll of these are pat expressions.

When the roast is on, the turkey
lake: the cake Thanksgiving tim-. . ,.

 

THE PURITAN. '\
Smue of the Advantages We Possess Ova-
Our Progenitor-s. '

.. The Puritans didn’t live in a condi-
tion of financial aflluance. True; they
had the home market an to themselves,
but they were too busy to sit on a box, -
whittle, and evolve theories in political
economy. . And as they were all of one
opinion, there- was no opportunity for
discussion. .. 7

Their first win-ter has gone down in
history as a period of monetary and
dietary depression. The times were
hard; so hard that the minutes rattled
like buck shot as they fell. The people i'
kept up their courage'with hepes of
hiring out to the Indians when the
spring work opened up, but the red
man was down on the pauper labor of
Europe. .

The Puritan 'was a believer in the
stern and uncomfortable doctrine of
forcordination. He believed that even
the day of his death had been selected
from the beginning, and nothing could
change it. Yet, he carried his gun to
church. This was not to prevent his
being compelled to die before his des-
tined time, but to use in case he met
an Indian ‘whose time had come. He
came over after religious freedom. He
found it and used it very extensively.
In fact, he had exhausted the supply
by the time the Quakers began to ap-
pear. Still, we must not lose sympathy
for the Puritan. With witches, In- \
dians and the devil, his life was sore
beset, while laying the foundations of
his rich- commonwealth, in which to-
day the lowest ward heeler toils not,
neither does he spin, yet the diamond "
in his shirt stud outshines Colconda’s
gems, while over all his being reigns
supreme the royal soul of malt and
hops. What progressl—W. G. Brooks.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

A SONG OF THE SEASON.

Oh, nearest love, and dearest love
01 all the loves of men. \

As wide and white as when
A year ago. across the snow,
You came into my ken,
Most tender love. most slender love,
Of all the loves of men! '
And we have braved the winds of March,
And plucked the rose of June.
And watched through screens of rustling
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Tlmt hours the thrushes call.

Rave welcomed spring. and grieved beside
The deathbed of the fall: _.

But more than these welov he‘ breeze
Thutchill and bracing- ows.

And whispers :yet of When we met.
And laughs across the snows.~

So cling to mc,'and sing to me.
As close and sweet as then. .

0b, purest love. and surest love
0! all the'loves of men !~' 3

, —Guy Wetmore Carryl.

 

. Why We Are Thankful.
Cheerfulness rules. the hour.
whole world is talking Turkey.
So far as the American people are
concerned no Thanksgiving Day in
many years has found them with more
or greater causes .for grateful rejoic-
ing. The. mighty machinery of in-
dustry. trade and. commerce is once
more moving with new and daily
augmenting energy. The business skies
are. clearing in all quarters, and the
sunshine of prosperity floods the land.
Party spirit is at a low ebb,‘ and we
are apparently on the threshold of
“era of good feeling,” in which all
classes of the people will share the
blessings that flow from fixed and nor-
mal conditions of business.

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He Objected.

Farmer Cornanoats (excitedly). «A»
“What do ye mean by calling me a
coward?"

Editors—“I didn’t.” ,

Farmer C. (showing paper).—“Here
it is. ’Mr. Cornanoats, a. scarred vet—
eran of the war—’ Now, look here, I
wa’nt scared a bit, and I want you to
take it back!” ‘

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O'Brlen’s Calculation. .

,Miss Penelope O’Brien (sweet girl
graduate).——“The Countess of Caste]-
lane’s fete cost one hundred thouSand
dollars!” ‘

Mr. Brian O’Brien '(her. fa.ther).—--7
“Will, there’s nothin’ strange about
thot. Iv she’s worth tlnmillions, her
fate ought t’ be worth wan hoondhred
thousand, at laste.”

 

Looking at the Turkey.
Freddie—“Is that the gObbler, pa?”
Pa.——“Yes.” ‘ ‘
Freddie—“Where are the goblets,
pa?” . > ‘
Young Turkey. ’—"“I notice you ,
haven’t eaten enough to feed a. bird
lately? Are you sick” or do you think
this is Lent?”

Old Turkey—“I have reasons of my .

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