AN IDEAL. Layin’ in de sunshine wit a wrinkle lr. his ea: He jes’ waits foh to-morrow wit a mind dat’l free f‘um fear. He doesn‘t hab ter use hyp crisy ter gain hi: ends: ' He growls at dem he hates an‘ wags his tai. ter all his friends. He doesn‘ feel regretful at de settin’ ob dc sun. About de heaps 0’ flags dat he laid out an ain’ got done; He nebber had no douts 'bout how he‘ll break Ins, dine or sup; An’ yet he isn’ nuffin but a no-‘count yallr‘. pup. When I beholds de carriage-folks wif all dni clothes so fine, I doesn' go ter sighin’ an’ a-wishin‘ day we: mine. It knows dat good old mule is safe ter driv: f’um day ter day, An‘ de fine clothes mightn't fit me ef I hac ' ’em, any way. Dem folks wif so much wealth, don‘t git l chance ter rest a bit. 'Caus it's gwineter keep ”em settin’ up 0 nights a-countin’ it. It re‘ly seems. when I hab summed de sitar. tion up, Dat dar ain' no one I envies but dat no-‘counl yaller pup. —The Washington Ls”... AN ATTACHMENT. Daniel Rhodes was the High Sheriff of County, Massachusetts, all-.1 his good name, inherited from the father and cherished by the son, made him not only popular as an officer, but rather wealthy as a man. Why Ml“ Rhodes had never got married, the la- dies could not ascertain, though they talked the matter over and over very often, but almost all said there must have been some cause in his youth, (Mr. Rhodes was thirty-five at least), which was known only to himself, and perhaps one other. One morning Mr. Rhodes was sitting in his office, when one of the deputies read off a list of executions and attach meats, which he had in hand to serve, and among them was one against a lady at a short distance. The amount was not great, but enough to bring dis- tress upon a family. “Let me take the ,” said the sheriff, with some feeling; “it is out of your walk, and I will drive to the residence. of the person to-morrow morning.” The modest vehicle of the officer stopped at the door of a neat dwelling house in a retired, delightful situation, where all things told 'of taste and economy. The sheriff opened the gate, ascended the steps of the house, and asked if Miss Morgan was at home. The servant answered in the affirma- tive. . As Mr. Rhodes passed along the hall, he thought over the part he had to per- form—how he should introduce the subject—how, if the debt should prove to be enormous, he should contrive to lighten the burden by his own abilities; and when he reached the door, he had conned his salutation to the lady, and his opening speech on the subject of his official call. The servant opened the door—Mr. Rhodes entered with a bow. I-Ie blushed, hesitated, and at length took a seat, to which Miss Morgan directed him by a graceful turn of her hand. After a few moments’ hesitancy Mr. Rhodes felt that it was his business to open a conversation that would ex- plain the subject of his visit; so he offered, by way of preface, a few re- marks upon the coldness of spring. “Yes,” said Miss Morgan; "but yet, cold as the weather has been and even notwithstanding a few frosts, you see the trees have their richest foliage, and the flowers are luxuriant.” “True,” said Mr. Rhodes; “it seems that though there may be a great deal of coldness. that Nature will have her own way, and, in time, assert her pre— rogative. late, perhaps, Miss Morgan, but still the same.” Mr. Rhodes felt rather startled at his own speech, and looking up, was infinitely astonished to see Miss Mor- gan was blushing like one of the roses that was hanging against the window. “We are always pleased,” said Miss Morgan, “to see what we admire breaking through the chilling infiu~ ences by which they have restrain-ed, and satisfying our hopes of their ulti- mate disclosure.” Miss Morgan was looking directly to- ward the bush on which three roses were clustering in most gorgeous rich- ness. Mr. Rhodes put his hand into his pocket and felt of the official papers. to get a little courage from their con~ tact. , “I have,” said Mr. Rhodes, “an at- tachment.” ‘ Miss Morgan this time lent blushes to the rose. “The attachment, Miss Morgan, is of a distant date, and I felt that too much time already elapsed; that, in- deed, instead of intrusting it, as I might have done, to another, I thought that in a matter of so much delicacy it would be proper for me to come in person.” “For me, Mr. Rhodes? ment for me?” “As I was saying, Miss Morgan, the attachment I have; and I felt it a mat- ter of delicacy to come in person, thinking that my own means might be considered, if there was any deficiency in the value of this property." “Mr. Rhodes, you seem to be rather enigmatical.” - ' “I, nevertheless,” said Mr. R., “mean to speak very plainly when I say that with reference to this attachment. Miss Morgan, should you honor me so far as to accept my profession, my pc- Cuniary means would be devoted to the—to‘the attachment.” “I was,” said Miss Morgan, “wholly unprepared for this.” . “I was afraid that was the case," said Mr. Rhodes, thought it more delicate to make the offer in person.” “You are very considerate, Rhodes.” “Am I, then, to understand, Miss Izlorgan, that my proposition is agree able to you? In other words, that n ls,accepted?” the attach- Mr. "and therefore I- “Mr. Rhodes,” said the lady, with much hesitation, “I must claim a little time to think of it.” “I will call, then, on my return from the village beyond.” “Let me ask a little‘more time,” Still she; “say next week.” "‘Miss Morgan,” said Mr. Rhodr. “the matterrequiresimmediateansw ': the attachment is of an old date. an I time now is everything. My feelings are deeply interested; and may 1 rs“ hope that while you are using so s1: :; a time to consider a subject which 3: are pleased to view as.of such grv‘ :- delicacy with regard to yourself. ym: will allow my feelings to weigh wi": you in deciding in favor of my pro; 5;- sitlon, which, I assure you, is made af- ter due deliberation upon my abilily to perform my part of the contract." Mr. Rhodes then took his leave. as- tonished at his own volubility, which. indeed, nothing could have induced but his desire to relieve one so much esteemed as Miss Morgan from present embarrassment. Mr. Rhodes drove to a neighboring place deeply occupied with his good purposes toward Miss Morgan, satisfy- ing himself that the pecuniary sacri- fice he had proposed was due to his untold and unknown affection for her, and not beyond his means. Miss Morgan felt a renewal of all those feelings which had rather been dormant than quenched in her bosom. and desired the advice of her married sister, who was unfortunately absent. That Mr. Rhodes had once felt a strong attachment to her she could not doubt; that he had continued to cherish, as she had done, the reciprocal feeling, she had not ventured to hope. But as it was evident that the proposition of Mr. Rhodes was not from any sudden impulse, Miss Morgan resolved to sig- nify her assent to a proposition so worthy of consideration on all ac‘ counts. In less than two hours, Mr. Rhodes ‘drove up to the door again, fastened his horse. and was readmitted to the back parlor, which she had occupied in an earlier part of the day. “Miss Morgan,” said Mr. Rhodes, “before receiving your answer, which I trust you are Irepared to give in favor of accepting my proposals, I wish to state to you that I have con- sidered all the circumstances of my situation and yours, and find myself better able. and from some previously unconsidered matters, to keep my part of the arrangement, than I thought myself, when I ventured to make the offer; so that the kindness, if you will have that word used in this matter, is all on your side.” , “Under present circumstances—I mean those of our long acquaintance and our family intercourse, though of late rather interrupted,” said Miss Morgan, “and my right, by years (she added, casting a glance at a looking glass that showed only the matured womanhood), to speak for myself, I have concluded to consider your pro: posal favorably.” “Consider! Miss Morgan. consider favorably! May I not hope you mean that you will accept it!” iliss Morgan gave no answer. “Nay, then it is accepted.” said Mr. Rhodes, with a vivacity that Miss Mor- gan thought would have brought him to her lips~her hand, at least. “How happy you have made me.” said Mr. Rhodes; “having now dis- posed of this matter, there are ten days allowed.” “That’s very short,” said Miss Mon gan; “only ten days; you seem to be in a haste unusual to you, at least.” “It is the attachment, and not I, that is imperative.” “You speak rather abstractedly, Mr. Rhodes.” “But truly, very truly, gan.” “But why limit us to ten days?” “The attachment requires it.” “I thought,” said she, smiling, “the attachment would be for life.” ,. Mr. Rhodes looked exceedingly con-4 fused. At length he. started suddenly toward the lady. “My dear Miss Morgan, is it pos- sible that for once In my life, I have blundered into the right path? Can I have been so fortunately miscon- ceived'?” , “If there is any mistake,” said Miss Morgan, “I hope it will be cleared up immediately. I can scarcely think that Mr. Rhodes Would intentionally offend an unprotected orphan, the daughter of his former friend." Mr. Rhodes hastily pulled from his pocket his writ of attachment and showed it to Miss Morgan. “This is- certainly your name, and this property—” “Is the disputed possession,” said Miss Morgan, “of my sister-in-law of the same name, Mrs. Susan Morgan.” Mr. Rhodes stood confounded. He was afraid of the course which the matter was likely to take. “So, Mr. Rhodes, you see the attach: ment was for this property. Now, as it is not mine, you, of course, have no' claim upon my person.” “I beg your pardon, my dear Miss. Morgan. I beg your pardon. You have. not the property, indeed, for me to at- tach, but be pleased to read lower down on the writ! you will see—Ecol; at it. if you please—Tor was: thereof take the body.’ ” ‘ . "But. Mr. Rhodes, the promise was extorted under a misapprehension, so that 1 am released.” “Not at all; you are required only to fulfill the promise just as you in- tended when you made it. And as to the attachment for the widow and her property, I’ll serve that by deputy." In ten days the clergyman, and not, the magistrate, was called in, and the whole arrangement was consummated. And Aunt Arabella, who was so care- L’ul about the tenth commandment, d9- flared that it said nothing about covet- ing a neighbor’s husband. and if it had, she did not think she shou.d v10; late it. : Miss Mor- WEEKLXPAURW , LACE USED WITHOUT STII-‘T. Ethel-la] Effect in Gowns—Skirts With Low - Width and More Trimming. (By Special Arrangement with the N.Y. Sum! With less width and more trimming to give the long straight line to thl skirts, and with the new blouse bodice which overhangs the belt back anc’ front and at the sides, to make the fig- ure large everywhere but just at the waist line, the changes in the genera: appearance of fashionable dress an very marked. These blouse bodice: open either part or all the way dowr the front to show a soft, full vest, an: are finished with revers of variom shapes, which form a collar over thl shoulders. These are of silk or satin in white or some contrasting color well covered with lace or embroidery Collar effects are very much used or all gowns, and beautiful designs in a new hand-made lace in cream and con are imported for this purpose. The dress material is a very small part of the expense or effect in a gown this season, for the details of trimming and finish constitute the chief element of smartness, and handwork without limit is a necessity if you would have style. Rows and rows of ribbon and lace insertion are sewn on one gown, a'nd the latest addition to the latter is a tiny frlll of chiffon set on each edge. Wherever chiffon is employed, and can be Shirred into little close double frills bunched together, it is done, and all sorts of guagings and puffings alternated with insertions are in order for vests, sleeves, and entire waists. Tiny frills of chiffon, either gathered or knife plaited, are used to edge and head the silk ruflles on glace silk gowns. Another characteristic of the season’s dress is the brightness and ethereal ef- fect. Printed gauze, which has more body and elasticity than chiffon, is es- pecially popular with dressy gowns. Green gauze, patterned with another and darker shade, mounted on green silk, forms one very stylish dress, and the skirt and bodice are both trimmed with wavy lines of creamy silk lace in- sertion, edged on either side with a. tiny double frill of white chiffon. Cream guipure lace over the green forms the sleeves, and little tabs of guipure fall over the collar. Heavy and thin fine laces are often combined in one gown, and, as in this case, the use of chiffon is added to augment the fluffy effect. To say that lace is very much the fashion gives no impression of the lav- lsh use of it on all the gowns, lingerie, wraps and millinery which serve to make up the season’s fashions. We have not only lace bodices, but also en- tire dresses of lace. black and white ef- fects being especially popular. Black Chantilly lace made up over white, pale blue, mandarin, straw yellow, and rose, is good style and very effective, and In trimming it is almost impossible to overstep fashion’s limit‘in quantity. THE WISDOM OF WIDE TIRES. l‘ects That Show Their Advantage on All Kinds of Roads Built- In America. In most things Americans are a shrewd and intelligent people, but we have our follies, our ways of doing things for which there is no explana- tion except the stupid imitation of past stupidity. The use of narrow tires on heavy wagons is peculiarly an Amer- icanism, yet for this usage, as for the twin barbarism of over- head checks, no human being has ever advanced a rational explana- tion or defence. We wonder at the senseless habits of some tribe in New South Wales or the Sandwich Islands, but reason does not hold perfect sway, even in our own land of common schools and business acuteness. Very recently a local ordinance pre- scribed the use cf broad tires on load- ed wagons. The need of the regulation was flagrant, for nothing is so destruct ive of a roadway as the narrow tire, which cuts into the macadam or the asphalt, and in a few years imposes on the unhappy lot owner the necessity of paying $4 or $5 per foot front for a new pavement. None the less, years were required to secure the passage of such an ordinance, and years more may pass before its complete enforce- ment, while over the most of America the grand piano, the load of ponderous stone, the two tons of coal and the towering mass of hay are still carried on the narrow tires of our ancestors. ALK—UAZETIL l The European teamster is often a ' stupid fellow, but he does not indulge in such follies. A wagon owner may find amusement in destroying a good road or making a bad road worse when the burden of repairing does not fall on him, but if this increases his own cost of transportation he is unwilling to suffer in pocket,eveu to spite the public. Tests of the draughts of wagons fur- nished with wide and with narrow tires have recently been made. in the “'est on almost every sort of road and in almost every condition of the road, and the fact that it always takes more pulling to carry the same weight on a wagon supplied with narrow tires was scientifically established. They made experiments on a macadlam street, and the draught that hauled a ton and a quarter with tires six inches broad could only pull a ton on the standard American tire. Many a teamster and farmer will say that macadam roads are only found in cities, but the nar- row tires make it equally hard for his horses on country highways. el roads, for example, the draught that pulled 2.000 pounds on narrow tires pulled 2,600 on bread tires; on dirt roads in fair condition the difference was even greater, and was one-third in favor of broad tires; when the mud roads were soft and spongy, the supe- riority increased to one—half. The only state of affairs when narrow tires worked better was on a dirt road that had been soaked by rain until the mud had become sticky and gathered oh the wheels; then there was a slight per- centage in their favor. If we turn from highways to work done on farms the disadvantage of the ordinary system is even greater, for on the‘ soft meadows it was shown that on tires six inches broad almost twice the load could be pulled that it was possi- ble to haul on the wagon which, for some inscrutable reason, the average American farmer persists in using. The progress of science is slow, but in the end truth triumphs. The day will come when the narrow tire used today will be as obsolete as the plough which was used a thousand years ago—Roch- ester Post-Express. ________.._......__ A SINGULAR COMPACT. Hundred Dollars Forfeited by the One \‘Vho Broke the Engagement. After being incarcerated in the coun- ty jail in Jersey City for two weeks, Isadore Eisenberg, a Hoboken tailor. consented, in order to obtain his re lease, to marry Annie Levine, who had caused his arrest on a charge of ob- taining money from her under false pretences. They became engaged to be married about six months ago. They made a compact that if either one broke the engagement he or she should forfeit $100. About a month afterward Eisenberg borrowed 3528 from her. ~Afterward, when his love for her seemed to grow cold, she in- sisted that he must either marry her or pay her the $28 borrowed money and the $100 forfeit. He refused to do either, and she told her story to Recorder McDonough of - Hoboken. The Recorder issued a \\'tll‘;l:ll 11.;- the arrest of Eisenberg on a charge ...‘ obtaining money under false pretence» and committed him to the count: _',.l.;.‘ to await examination. The prism“ yielded when Miss Levine called to stir him, and the marriage was perfu-'-_.cd by Justice of the Peace Macs in me presence of Matron Murray and s..'.‘- eral other jail officials. The complaint was withdrawn and Eisenberg was discharged. CONCLUSIVE PROOF. Ulle -‘A Cholly Soft —— A w—I say. boy, didn't your sistah—aw—get my letter saying} would call to night? Algernon—Guess she did, she’s not a , home. On gray:- . typewriter?” thump him to make him spell.” A" FOR BOYS AND GIRLS A Ten Cent Qm‘cn. Imagine a queen travelling arount the world on ten cents! It seems pre posterous, and yet it is a fact. Then is a certain man out West, according to the St. Louis Republican. who wilt do this for any one who will send hln an ,order, whether it comes from Eng land, China. or any other foreign coun try, and he em: “I have frequent demands from all parts of the world. You see, I send; these queens as follows: You will no : tice that there are two little circular compartments in this royal carriage,’ and he produced a little wooden box "one in which the queen is kept, ant, the other for her suite; the little plug in the centre of the box is solidified candied honey, which will furnish food to the regal party until they arrive at their destination. “The compartments are covered with a fine wire gauze to prevent the escape of the insects. “This large one in the first compart- men, the one with the delicately shaped long body and beautiful maik- ings, is analtalian queen bee, andhshe, is valued at $10. I have queens valued all the way from $2 to $25. “The others,. in the second compart- ment, are the suite, or worker bees, that will accompany her on the tripi not only for company, but also for the : heat they will produce to keep herf comfortable on the stormy voyage over the great cold seas. ,, “After we have the bees safely stowed in their proper compartments.‘ we switch the little lid around and, fasten it with a tiny screw at the ends, and on its top surface the adg dress of the consignee is written, thel stamp is affixed, and away goes her majesty, a queen sold into slavery for the trifling sum of $10, and sent to her destination on a ten-cent stamp. “Bee-culture has grown so rapidly in the United States that there are few farmers now who have not a substan- l tial apiary and who do not net a hand- some income each year from the honeyf the bees yield, and besides the farmer there are thousands of gentlemen and ladies who are apiarists purely froml the fascination the hobby adords.”— Harper’s Round Table. Eskimo )Iother and Baby, The Eskimos are very fond of their children. There are seldom many of them in one family, and thOSe that are are very well taken care of, accord- ing to an Eskimo’s notion, which. of course, quite fits an Eskimo hairy. They cry very little, and lie arolml and suck blubber with great contra:— ment all day long. Sometimes a vl-ry fond mother will make for her i;..‘:-y a queer kind of candy. There is a certain bird which men shoot whenever they get a chaz.. e, and which has' bright red feet. The mother will cut off these feet, and draw out the bones, and, by blowing into the skin, inflate it to its utmost capacity. Then she will fill the little red case with marrow, and tie it up. for an extra good gift to her baby. ' The youngsters like this queer candy as well as our children like chocolate . creams, which, to be sure, are not half so pretty to look at. a When an Eskimo baby dies, his father and mother grieve over him‘ very sincerely. One Arctic traveller tells of a mother who brought hern child with her to the United States, It died on the voyage, and the mother was unconscious for more than a day afterward. The baby was buried in a little New England cemetery, and, according to Eskimo custom, his play- things were laid on the grave. Among other things there was a little pail which a sailor had given the child, and , some naughty little American stole it from the grave. The mother was in- con-salable. J1 .;le Retouching Pencils. The folowing scale will be found of service to any one using a camera and who wish to order retouching- pencils and are not familiar with the difierent grades: HHHHHH—Extra hard. HHHH—Very hard. HHH-Very hard. HH-Harder. H—Hard. F—Medium. HB—Hard and thick. B—Soft and black. BB—Soft and very black. BBB—Very soft and very black. BBBB—Very soft and extra black. BBBBBB—Extra soft and extra black. Four pencils will be all that are necessary, and most of the work can be done with two. A hard pencil. a medium, soft, and soft and very biack will answer all purposes. These pen- cils cost 10c. each, except for the ex- tra soft and black, the three grades of very soft and black costing 1:3c. each. —Harper’s Round Table. SHADOWS. To make the shadow picture as rep- resented, place one hand on top of the other, and throw ahandkerchief over the wrist. Let the first finger of the lower hand hang down for the trunk, which can be swayed back and forth. “Why is a naughty schoolboy like a Because you have to . ed up for its benefit. A 'wnSE'éiles DIcKT. the Bird Seemed ‘to Understanh HI! mintn-cs' Remark. :n-s. James D. Martin of North Ben- uingtcn, Va, has a crow that is a born humorist. It is continually playing pranks on the different members of the ,Martin household. The bird’s name is “Dick.” "Dick” has a strong love for jewelry, and never, allows an opportunity to steal a ring or other ornament to pass. Recently Mrs. Martin missed a plain gold ring. Sho at once suspected the crow of being the thief. ’ “"Dick,”’ she said, “where is the ring you stole?” ' “Dick” cocked his head pertly to one side. and then looked at his mistress from the corner of his little beady eyes. He shook his black head violently, and then flew out of the open window to the limb of a nearby tree. “There’s no use trying to do anything with that crow,” said Mrs. Martin. “The rascal has hidden it somewhere, and we will never find it again. I know what I’ll do. I’ll just have the men kill that crow.” “Dick” evidently had overheard every word, for he peered into the room anxiously, even in: a manner he- tokening fright. When Mrs. Martin entered the room an hour or so later she found the ring lying on a table. “Dick” was demurely perched on the back of a. chair. ‘ “So you did bring the ring back, did you?” said Mrs. Martin, sharply eye- l ing the bird. “Dick” looked at her for a. moment, and then hopping from the chair to the floor, tried in a manner that was ex- tremely ludicrous to beg her pardon.— Cor. New York Press. A BATTLE iN THE SEA. l‘he Menlladen M‘ore‘Afraid of the Blue Fish than the Shark. Did you ever see bluefisl: charge a school of menhaden at sea? That is something worth seeing. The bluefish throw their lines forward until they almost surround the menhaden, and then attack them flank and rear. The menh-aden. fairly make the water boil in their efiorts to escape, while all around the enemy is at them tearing relentlessly. Into all this commotion comes a great shark. It’s a picnic for the shark, a school of menhaden all herd- It swims leis- ure into the midst of them, opens its mouth, and takes in half a dozen mien- haden at a gulp. It swims around and bites out half a dozen more from the. school. It gorges itself without ef- fort. But the menhaden are not nearly as much disturbed by the presence of the monster swimming about among them as they are by the charging bluefish. The shark takes half a dozen fish or more at a bite, while the blueflsh only bites a piece out of a single fish, but there is only one shark, while there may be thousands of bluefish, plung- ing and tearing incessantly and maim- ing at every stroke. The shark’s a brute, but under such. ' circumstances the menhaden has less of fear than it has of contempt for him. SOLDIER-38’ BEDS. The French'Soldiers' Bed the Best of Any in Foreign Countries. The soldier’s bed varies notably in the different European armies. Ac- cording to Dr. Yiry, the following are the principal varieties, in v :Zch, per- haps, we may see the rell: " an of na- tional characteristics. In ' gland the bed is hard; the soldier lies on a thin I mattress that rests on canvas stretched over a frame. In Spain the soldier has only a straw bed, but he is allowed be- sides this a pillow, two sheets, two blankets and a covered quilt, some— times even a cover for the fee . It is almost sybaritic. In Germany and Austria he has a simple straw bed with ,one or two covers, neither sheet nor mattress. In Russia, until. recently, the soldier slept with his clothes on, on a camp bed; but now ordinary beds begin to be used—the result of con- tact with more civilized countries. Af- ter this, it cannot be doubted that the French soldier’s bed is the best of all, with its wooden or iron bed-stead, a straw bed, a good mattress, sheets, a brown woolen coverlet and an extra quilt for cold weather. Thus the bed of the French soldier is the softest of all soldiers’ beds, as that of the French peasant is acknowledged also to be the best of all European countries—Brit- ish Medical Record. Discipline—Military vs. Domestic. A courier had arrived,‘bringing the intelligence that Troop B was sur- rounded by hostiles, and was stand- ing them ofi with the greatest diffi- culty; that, unless aid reached them very shortly, Troop B was doomed to massacre. , The quiet post sprang to arms. Troopers and and thither. Noise and confusion, tempered by discipline, reigned' In an incredibly short time the bugles sounded boots and saddles, and the battalion filed out. There was no song, no jesting nor laughter to lighten the march in all 'hat column. The peril of their com- cades weighed upon each heart; the Suddenly there was a sharp excla- million. and one of the troopers, with a pale. set face, turned his horse from tho- coiumn and trotted back toward the. poi-.11 In another moment anoflicer sv.‘ 3, _'.'al:..,.-:l his Side and, ‘with a wrench that. nearly jerked him ”from the saddle, stopped him.. “You car llccr. " “V 1 1""; l1 xiv}. :locs this mean?” ,iiii‘iiilt to tell my wife that I wouldn’t be home to supper,” ex- claimed the troop er. —Philadelpnia Press. officers hurried hither- ...ly cur,” hissed the of- ‘F a n