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UNHAPPY RICH MEN.

PEOPLE OF'MODERATE MEANS ARE.
MUCH MORE CONTENT.

 

 

The Story of One Man Who Built a Large
and Commodious Vault in “’hich He
Would Die and Eventually Accomplish

 

His Purpose.

Millionaires are popularly supposed-
to revel in a constant round of costly!
pleasure; feeding on rich viands, and
quaffing fine wines; But the fact is,
millionaires are not, as a rule, half so
happy as people of moderate means,
whose responsibilities and aspirations
are limited.

Mr. Philip Armour. of Chicago. can
write a cheque for,$5.000,000 as easily
as he can order a dinner. But he was
long compelled by dyspepsia to foreg
all such luxuries as dinnersand to nour-
ish himself on bread and milk. Cruel
irony! The man who has raised moun~
tains of beef, mutton, and pork coni-
pelled to eschew all solid foods, and
adopt the abstemious regimen of a
vegetarian.

Mr. Joseph Pulitzer, who founded
the “New York World," and thereby
made a big fortune, was for years suf-
fering from total blindness, the result
of overwork.

Mr. John Mackay, the Silver King,
is rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
Does he live a life of sybaritic ease?
Far from it. . He is constantly worried
about his bank, his mines, his cables
and by harassing lawsuits and compli-
cations. He is terribly anxious about
his health, for, says he, “my health is
my only real wealth.” To preserve.
that he lives like an athlete. Every
morning he spends an hour with dumb-
bells and Indian-clubs, then'plunges
into a cold bath and dresses himself,
for he has no valet.

After breakfasting on chops. toast,
and a cup of tea, he takes the Elevated
Railway ll his office; for he keeps no
carriage. but uses a train like any
junior clerk. He lunches where he
can; usually with friends, and then
takes a long constitutional in Central
Park. He dines quietly and abstemi-
ously, and seldom goes to the theatre
or opera. He carries his cares about
with him wherever he goes; an easy
mind and millions seldom go together.

The brothers Rockefeller, who
started on nothing, have amassed a
fortune of many millions. But they
do not lead a life of pleasure. Indeed,
their lives resemble that of an ordi-
nary city man, and the monotonous
regularity of their movements trans-
forms them into automatic money-mak-
ing machines.

Mr. Cornelius Vanderbilt is a man
who does not appear to derive fromhis
millions any particular happiness. He
is not known _to have any pursuit or
hobby outside his business. He is mod-
est to the point of bashfulness, never
goes into society, has a horror of in-
terviewers and purveyors of popular-
ity, and never attends public dinners
or other social functions. He is a
member of a dozen clubs, but seldom
visits any of them. In a word, he leads
a quiet, unassuming existence which

i" :‘Id weary many of his salaried em-
,i cs. ~

‘ Semama, a very wealthy man, re-
c: :L‘iy committed suicide at Marseilles

extraordinary crcumstanccs.
The proprietor of a villa in the Prado,
hr- had converted his grounds into, a
veritable Eden. Rare fruits and flow—
ers were to be found at every Season
of the year in the immense hothouscs
which he had constructed. He was a
2:2:2n of eccentric habits, and some time
ago he. had a large vault built in a cor-
rvr of the property, and furnished with
a long arm-chair, a pair of candelabra,
and two big receptacles for coal, which
\‘fu'fii kept constantly filled, a quantity
of tread being also deposited therein,
":"Ye rear at hand was a huge jar con-
ta... of: spirits of wine to be poured on
t: iii-rs if they needed stimulating.
': several occasions the millionaire
* ten-ccnded into this vault and had
fr :'-: h-uzrs in meditation, the candela-
having been previously lighted by
. servant. Recently he returned to
. 1 spot. but he did not leave it alive.
-’ '- imd set fire to the coal and wood,
:tni then seating himself in his arm-
had quietly awaited the end.
\K’i: n his servant went back to the
vault he found his master asphyxiated.
M. Semama had always declared his
intention to die there.

Notwithstanding all these
backs, it is very probable that those
who are wrestling with life on thirty
shillings a week would be quite willing
to try the experiment of livingas mil-
, lionaires. if only for the sake of mak-
ing the compo: isoni

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Bodies Prescrv «'l for Years in Alpine Gla-
r‘e ‘9 (fume :0 Lil": Again.

"A skeleton li:::-: been found in one of
the ”fissures of the Ademello glacier, in
the Southern 'l’yrol. which is thought
to be that of an American tourist of
he name of llnth. who disappeared in
1:390. These fixer-es. cleave glaciers at
all angles. and i very easy to slip
into one of tilt

When once in 4 hardly possible
to escape without lit-AL) from above, and
the warmth of the body melts the ice.
around, so aim the victim slowly de-
swnds by the Weight of his own body
into the depths of the glacier, and gen-
erally starves to death. On looking
into these fissures the most beautiful
play of light in blue and green and
rainbow colors is seen. But these are
best enjoyed from the safe vantage
ground of- theupper, outside world,
rather than down in the depths and
close at hand.

in some instances, it is said, bodies
have been preserved down in these fis-
sures in the ice for years.

‘i'hy is life like a law-co

draw-

. 5w n n n L Y no a Win L k; - G A ZETTE

THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.
.i’m: Interesting Fact About the Tall Shali
of “’hite Marble.

The distance at which the monument
is visible has always been a matter of
debatable interest with Washington
people. Not a train approaches the

 

i City. nor a boat speeds up or down the

Potomac, but carries a group of peo-

"ple anxious to see at just what point

they can last see the white marble
against the sky as they depart or first
find it as they return.

Probably the greatest distance at
which the menument is seen is from
the summit of the Blue Ridge at‘Snick-
er’s Gap, :1. distance of about forty»
three miles in an air line. The eleva-
tion there is 2,000 feet above the Po-
tomac. The mountaineers years ago,
with their keen eyes, trained to lofi'g
and sharp sight in the mountains, de-
tected the white spot gleaming on the
horizon, and they can always quickly
determine its place on the horizon line.
Thousands of Washington people every
summer invade that region as summer
boarders, to subsist 011 fresh milk and
fried chicken, and incidentally in their
excursions up on the mountain to get,
a sight of the monument. On clear
days it is distinctively visible, especial-
ly to those who are familiar with its
precise location. But it is more easily'
seen at sunset than at any other hour
as the sharp reflection of the sun’s
rays bring out the white surface of the
marble. The mountain people are only
too glad to point out the monument to
their visitors, and usually tell them the
secret by which they can themselves
locate it. This is by finding first on
the horizon line the slight elevation of
contour presented by Munson’s Hill.
Then, slightly to the left, perhaps one
degree, there it is.——Washington Star.

DOG GYP PUMPS WATER.

Keeps the Tank Full for the Cattle “'ith-
out Being \Vatched.

For over-a year the dog motor on the
hill back of Mill Valley has been oper-
ated by a dog named Gyp, and he real-
ly likes the work and knows more
about pumping water than half the
men in the ’State. When Gyp was first
put into the machine she knew just
what she had to do, and started in at
a great rate. She ran so fast that she
would have fallen from exhaustiOn
had she not been lifted out. But as she
has grown older she likes the work
as much as when she started. When
Gyp first started in to pump water she
did not know when to stop. She
pumped until the tank ran over all the
time. In a few weeks, though, she
was taught that all she was expected
to do was to keep the tank full, and
now she doesn’t do any more, says the
San Francisco Call. .

When Gyp is taken to the motor in
the morning, she first looks into the
trough to see how much it lacks of
being full. She then works accordingly,
and when she thinks she has done
enough runs out and takes a look at
it. If‘it is full she lies down and rests,
and if there is still a few inches re
maining she starts in again and does
not stop until the trough is running.
over. '

All the water that Gyp pumps is for
cattle to drink. It flows directly from
the well into the drinking trough, so
that they can get it without trouble.
Gye knows as soon as she sees a band
of steers making for the trough what

'they are after, and she starts in pump-

ing, so as to keep them from empty-
ing it.

 

Greek Girls lVIake Their Debut Young.

The Greek girls of families of high
social position make their debut at the
age of ten, the occasion being a chil-
dren's court ball held by King George
and Queen Olga every year at the pal-
ace toward the end of November. They
dress. like most debutantes, in white,
and Wear silk mitts, their dark hair,
nearly always curly, hanging, but tied
together with ribbon. After the first
appearance they go to the ball every
year until they marry or are too old
for this festivity. Chaperonage is very
strict and arranged marriages very
early, most girls‘being married before
they are sixteen years old. The regu-
latiOn ways the girls have of seeing
young men are few-minute conversa-
tions when walking in the park, and
from the balconies of the houses at the
hour after lessons are over when the
young men take their afternoon stroll.
This strictness and lack of all 210
quaintance with the men they marry
cause both many escapades and un-
happy, marriages. ‘

A Government. Employee.

Miss .‘i‘ce Fletcher. one of Uncle
Sam's assstants, has made a life study
of ethnology. She took part in the
opening of many Indian mounds from
Florida to Maine. ' Then she took a
daring resolve. - She made up her mind
that the real way to study Indians
was to go, and.live among them. So
she took up her abode among the Da-
kotas. This was nearly twenty years
ago. ' '

After being among the Dakotas and
Omahas for some time, Miss Flctrhci
went to “'ashington to beg certain fa-
vors for them from Congress. She was
suCCessful, but was asked to see the
reforms she advocated carried out per-
sonally. This she did. liVing among
them altogether for fourteen years.
She administered for them at one time
a million and a half acres. She has
helped to have educated a great many
children. One of her former proteges
is Mr. LaFleche, one of the clever-est
employcs in the Indian Bureau.

 

- German Juries.

In Germany. when the vote of the
jury stands six against six, the prison
er is acquitted. A vote of seven
against five leav es the decision to the
Court, and in a vote of eight against
four the prisoner is convicted—Tit-

 

canse it is full of trials.

Bits.

 

 

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WELL FIXED SQUAW-M EN.

I‘hey Find No Trouble in Keeping the
“Volt from the Door.

What morecould a man ask than to
have the Government provide a liv-
ing for his wife and all his children?
What more could. a man wish for than
to be free from all taxes, free from the
cares of ordinary mortals, and to live
as careless and unrestrained a life as
was ever lived by the wandering In:
dian tribes of our Western plains?

Yet such an earthly paradise is en-
joyed by a class of white men in the
West, and they are rapidly acquiring
wealth under these favorable condi-
tions. They are mostly a class of men
whose restless spirit and love of adven-
ture brought them in contact with the
Indians in the early ’50s.
these men were hunters, supplying
wagon trains and United States troops
with wild game on their long journeys
to Utah and California. During these
years the Indians followed the buffalo,
elk, and deer over the plains of Kan-
sas and the Valley of the Platte, in No-
braska. These early pioneers and hunt-
ers often camped and lived with the
Indians and made their homes. in the
tepees. To insure their safety they
were often taken in as members of a
tribe, which was soon followed by their
taking a wife, generally the daughter
of an influential chief. If they wished
to join a tribe, taking an Indian wife
was proof of their sincerity~to the In-
dian. As the marriage ceremony con-
sisted principally in giving the fathers-
in-law a few ponies and then conduct—
ing the brides to their own tepces.
within a few years the squ‘aw-men, as
they were called, became quite num-
erous.

By the treaty of 1868 the Indians rc-
linquished all the territory occupied
by them in Kansas and Nebraska, and
were confined to parts in Wyoming
and the great Sioux reservation in
western South Dakota. In returnfor
this concession, they received regular
rations, which were increased in 1876,
and certain annuities, which were

 

- given them in clothes each year. Those

white men who had married Indian
women had now become engaged in
stock raising. ‘When the Indians were
restricted to their reservations, the
squaw men followed their Indian wives
and children. They gave up hunting
and devoted their time entirely to the
cattle business.

No place in the United States is so

finely adapted to stock raising as
the Sioux reservation—Philadelphia
Times.

LIKE HUMAN VOICES.

Curious Cries of Animals Veryllluch Re-
sembls Those “'e Hear Daily.

A species of crew in India has a note
which exactly resembles the human
voice in loud laughing.

The laughing jackass, when warning
his feathered mates that day-break is
at hand, utters a cry resembling a
group of boys shouting, whooping and
laughing in a wild chorus. '

The nightjar has a cry like one la-
menting in distress.

Among birds that have the power of

imitation, the parrot is the best; but,

as a matter of fact, its voice is decid-
edly inferior to that of the mino, a
species of starling. Curiously enough
the male bird speaks in a high, clear
tone, like that of a child, while the‘ fe-
male has a grufi voice.

Another bird, the moreporkrof Aus-
tralia, is frequently heard vehemently
demanding more pork, in a clear sten-
torian voice.

The whip-poor-will also demands his
punishment in“a distinct imitation of
the human voice, and the command of
the guinea fowl to come back, could
easily be mistaken for a human voice.

Coming to quadrupeds, the cries of
none approach more closely that of the
human voice than those of seals when
lamenting the loss or capture of their
young.

The cry of a wounded hare resembles
that of a child in distress.

 

 

The Biggest Cow.

Farmer “'illiam Bruce, of Tulare,
Cal., owns a cow which has the dis-
tinction of being the largest by long
odds of any animal of her sex in that
part of "m world. She could give
[)Ol‘ '. the score to a Clydesdale
stall. .9. ~ 1...“ then win the laurels from
him as a heavyweight, and she is but
six years old at that.

When placed upon the scales to be
weighed a few days ago she tipped the
beam at precisely 2,550 pounds. This
is not so bad for an animal that lays
no claim to aristocratic pedigree.

Remartable as she is for Weight, he;
height is even more astonishing. The
measurements taken show that she
stands exactly sixteen hands high, or
to come down to ordinary tape meas-
ure, five feet and four inches.

Of her own claim to fame sheis very
modest, but of her calf, which is now
nine months old, she is very proud, as
indeed, she might well be, for it is
nearly as large as an ordinary cow.
While it is just half as high as its
mother, it weighs but one-fifth as
much. However, it promises well, and
if some of the museum managers who
are now negotiating with Mr. Bruce
can make a satisfactory bargain, both
mother and offspring will grow old
together under the curious eyes of the
public.

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No Fish On Friday.
Cars belonging to the American

Packing Association were being loaded '

with denizens of the deep, when two
Irishmen stoppedto look. Seeing the
cars bearing the letters A. P. A.. one
grasped his. companion‘s arm and said:
“See, Mike, what the bloody A. P. A.’s
are doin’ now. Buyin’ up all the fish
so as to make us ate meat on Friday.”
m, .

 

Mabel: . “With what verses are you
the most familiar?” . .
Poet: “Reverses"

Many of _

 

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A CRUEL EAST lNDlAN WOMAN.

She Had aMost Beautiful Face but a Very
Vile Heart.

iln person the Begum Somru was
small, with a graceful, softly rounded
figure, a complexion or dazzling fair-
ness, large black eyes full of anima-
tion, delicately chiselled features and a
hand and arm of such perfect symme-
try that nativepoets sang of them as
matchless wonders of beauty. Her
dress Was aIWays in exquisite taste
and .of the costliest material. She
spoke Persian and Hindustanifluentiy.
Her manners were charming, and her
conversation spirited, sensible and en«
gaging. But, as a set OK to this long
array of personal attractions, her char-
acter was detestable. She was cruel,
vindictive, and treacherous. If one of
her servants displeased or disobeyed
her, she would order his nose and ears
to be cut OK in her presence, and
watch the mutilation with gusto, while
she placidly smoked her hookah.

 

When one of her dancing girls of»

fended her by attracting the attention
of a favorite oflicer, she, in a fit of fu-
rious jealousy, ordered the unfortu-
nate girl to be buried alive. There was
a small vault under the pavement of
the saloon in which the nautch dances
were held, and in that vault the Be-
gum saw her victim bricked up. W'hen
the horrible work was done, she com—
manded the rest of the nautch girls

to come out and dance over the grave.

in which their still living sister was
entombed. According to one account—-

denied by some of those who have in-,

vestigated the story—the Begum, that
she might extract the last drops of
fiendish pleasure out of the cup of re-
venge, had her couch placed exactly
over the vault.

SOME QUEER WAGERS.

Illustrating the Pleasure that Some Per-
sons Find in Betting.

A lot of travelling men had come to
San Antonio to spend Sunday, and the
discussion turned upon the. betting
mania and odd or peculiar bets.

“Tell you what,” said one man. “the
English and Americans take the cheese
on deciding everything by a bet. The
outlandish bets of Americans alone

' would fill a' book and make a mighty

spicy one.

“I’ve seen two men watch a window
pane on a rainy day, pick out two
drops hitting the top about the same
time, and bet $1 a side on which would
hit the bottom first, and they wouldn’t
drop like you might think they would
either. First one drop, then the other
would strike a sticky place, dust, &c..
on the glass, and hang fire and see-saw
all the way down, thus furnishing the
excitement which was the object of
the bet.

“Another time two Englishmen were
selecting flies which lit near them,
backing them for good money. The
one that flew first won. They had to
let ’em alone; it would forfeit the bet
to punch ’em up. Sometimes they

would be five minutes or more watch-.-,

ing every move with breathless sus-
pense—the flies running around, and
often the still one flying first. Once
both flew at once, and at another time
the two champions got to scrapping
and each man lost track of his fly, and
bets were off. Quite a number of us
had collected around, but the two bet-
tors were too much absorbed in the
game to notice us-.”—San Antonia Ex-
press. ’

 

How a Dog Earns His Mistress’s Living.

Among the great many almost de-
crepit old women who earn a rather
precarious livelihood inNew Orleans by
picking up and reselling the waste cot-
ton that falls from the bales about the
streets and‘ warehouses. is one well
known among the brokers, who goes
by the whimsical cognomen of Mom
Katrine.

Mom Katrine is. a little bit of a wiz-
ened negress, almost too old to walk,
and quite too blind to see, but she
owns an unfailing source of revenue
in the shape of a little black and tan
terrier, Voudoo by name, that is as ex-
pert a cotton picker as one would wish
to see. Every morning by the time
the sun has warmed the edge off the
day, Mom Katrine and Voudoo appear
on the street, the old woman usually
to take her seat on the curbing while
the dog begins his daily task of cotton
gathering. Voudoo’s energy in this un-
wonted occupation is somewhat marve-
lous, so the warehousemen say, audit
is certainly arousing to see the little
fellow dodging in and out among the
bales under the feet of the porters,
snatching a wad 6f cotton and dart-
ing with it to Mom Katrine, who stores
it away snugly in ‘her big sack, which
she takes home full every evening.

Some of the porters think Youdoo is
a nuisance. He is such a persistent
picker, but as they believe Mom Ka-
trine to be a witch, and the (log a par-
ticipant in. her black ,art, they are
afraid to drive him away,.and so the
two have become regular institutions
of the trade.——Philadelphia Times.

 

 

.The Stamp Dill Nut ‘lVork.
A Belgian physician who stands very
high professionally at home and is a
gentleman of education. culture and

'refinement recently visited friends in

this city. Hehad occasion to write a
letter to an Evanston professor. and
was told that if he would affix an "im
mediate delivery” stamp to the let
ter it would be rushed through to its
destination without \delay.

After a day spent in sight-seeing

about the city with his Chicago fri ads
the Belgian reached home, went to his
room and immediately came down-
stairs again in considerable perturba-
tion. \ -
‘ “See!” he‘ cried, holding out the
stamped letter, which had lain on .a ta-
ble inhis room all day. “It has not
gone yet. The stamp haf not worn.
Nobody haf called for it all day
through—Chicago Times-Herald.

THE STORY OF A we. wmow.

How “Miss Mary” Outwitted the North-
ern Soldier to Save Her Baby.

“What a dear little old maid!” said
the Northern visitor, as the ‘charming
Southerner tripped down the garden
W811i. prim little skirts gently stirred
by the autumn breeze, shawl neatly
folded over shoulders which had the
Slope of the true Virginia aristocrat,
dark hair banded beneath be close
little bonnet—an ideal type of spinis
terhood.

Everyone laughed. “ixliss Mary? An
old maid? \Vhy, she is the fiercest
war widow in the whole Shenandoah
Valley! She hit a Union soldier’s arm
clean through to the bone once. You
must get her to tell you the story, it’s
very interesting.” The story was in-
eresting—decidedly so.

“You see,” said Miss Mary. bending
down to pick an invisible thread from
the spotless rag-carpet rug: “you see,
there had been a good deal of trouble
all along the valley because certain
of our people were said to be giving
signals by means of lights in the
houses at night to the Confederate
troops in the Blue Ridge heights. Sheri-
dan was encamped all round us, and
he had issued an order that any house
showing a light after dark should be
burned to the ground. It was a regu-
lar curfew.”

“\Vhat did you do?” murmured her
bearer sympathetically.

Mis Mary’s laugh was a delightful
thing to hear. “Oh, it wasn’t pleasant,
but we all stumbled to bed in the dark
—those who didn’t go to sleep- with the
chickens. IVell, one night just at
midnight, a messenger rode up to our
door with a note for me. It was a note
from one of my relatives, telling me
that my favorite aunt was dying. Of
course, I had to read the letter, and,
of course, I had to have a light for
the purpose. I went up in the garret
and lighted just one little candle"—— ah,
Miss Mary, what meant that odd
gleam in your keen. dark eyes at the
recollection?—“but it was seen. and
early the next morning a regiment of
soldiers filed into the yard, marched
up on the gallery and into the kitchen
and proceeded to turn the kitchen
stove upside down, and so set fire to
the house. My father expostulated with
the captain. showed the letter about
my aunt, told him my mother was old
and feeble and liable to die from the
shock—it did kill her. Nothing availed,
the house was ablaze in a dozen places,
and the soldiers began ransacking
everything.”

“I rushed frantically upstairs and
down, trying to secure the most valu-
able things, onr money—we hadn‘t
much—and the silver and jewelry. My
two children were asleep on the third
floor, taking their morning nap when
the exgitement began, my little girl of
three years and my baby boy. My first
thought of course had been for them,
and the negro nurse was directed to
take them to a place of safety.

“I could see her in the distance, my
little girl running about, so I took it
for granted they were all right. But
suddenly I had an inspiration—you
know things are told you just as
though a spirit spoke—I was dragging
a small trunk out when the voice—it
was nothing less, said ‘Go to your
children.’ -

“I dropped the trunk, ran down to
the quarters; there was the nurse,
there was my little girl, but—there was
no baby. ‘Law, Miss Mary,’ said the
stupid black creature, wringing her

 

hands and crying, ‘he was so heavy I

couldn’t done tote ’em bofe.’

“I never stopped, I fairly flew back
to the house; the nursery door was al-
ready in flames. On the stairs at big
burly-soldier barred the way. I tried
to dodge past, but he caught me by the
elbows-I’m not very big, you know—-
and held me out at arm’s length.

“I couldn’t stop to argue, time was
precious, I just ducked my head down,
bit at tile fleshy part of his wrist and
—let my teeth meet. He dropped me
wih an oath. I ‘scampered past and
caught up my baby just in time. The
bedclothes were on fire.”

A flash of the old bitterness and
storm stirred Miss Mary’s mobile fea-
tures for a moment; then she leaned
back with her own musically Southern
ripple of laughter. “Well, well, those
days are past and my baby’s a’ father,
and I’m a grandmother, and you, my
dear, were invited to eat Sally Luna
and drink tea, which is a heap sight
more polite than telling tales against
the Yankees. Let‘s go and have our
supper.”—.\‘ew York Tribune.

 

The English Trade in Toads.

The present market price of toads is
Sixpence a dozen:

Of all'the means of riding an in-
fested garden of slugs and other"pests
there is nothing to touch a judicious
regiment of toads. They will keep the
worst garden clear of insect enemies
for any length of time; and, in view
of this, the toad trade has sprung up.

At evening the toad-catchers set out;
and among the banks of streams and
under hedgerows they find the little
brown “igk‘illers, walking solemnly:
in e‘r." ns on the prowl it;
worms and beetles. The wily Cfllk
lifts" them one by one, and stows thei.
in his sack; and, if he knows any-
thing of the ways of wild things, he
will fill all his receptacles in an hour.
Three or four dozen may be taken in
an evening almost anywhere—even on
Hempstea (1‘ Heath. _

Florists and private people with
large gardens buy the loz‘ds at six-
pence a dozenéFrom Answers.

 

_ His Compliments.

An Oklahoma editor expresses his
thanks for a basket of oranges thus:
‘fWe have received a basket of oranges
from our friend, Gus Bradley, for
which he will please accept our com-
pliments, some of which are nearly
six inches in diameter.”——Montreal
Herald. -

 

 

 

HIS BOOKS sow WELL.

Eater the Reason Became Apparent Why
They “’ent 011‘ Like Hot Cakes.

“It occasionally aflords me consider-
able pleasure to be made a victim of a
clever little scheme," remarked a
travelling man to another, “but. of
course, too much of it would create a
reverse sentiment. I must confess
that the cunning of museum magicians
is rarely equalled. To while aWay an
hour or two in Chicago I visited the
largest museum. The legerdemain
work of a light-fingered artist was im—
thensely pleasing as well as mystify-
ing. He exposed a number of tricks

.to interest his audience and, then

launched into clever magic.

“When he had'completed his first ex-
hibition the little pamphlet exposing
each trick was offered for sale at the
‘small sum of ten cents.’ I was as«
tonishcd to observe how eagerly the
crowd bought them. 'I returned a few
minutes later, by chance, to the magi-
cian's platform as a second perform-
ance was about to begin.

“ ‘A word with you, my friend,’ said

the trickster to me, as I advanced to-
ward him.

“ ‘What do you wish?’ I asked.

“ ‘You see, my friend.’ said he in a
whisper. ‘I am playing to a cold audi-
ence. My books don’t take well and
all in the world it needs to make them
go like wildfire is some one to start
the ball rolling. Now won’t you, just
as a favor, oblige me by stepping for-
ward as soon as I offer the pamphlets
for sale and buy one? The crowd will
follow. I will return your money im-
mediately after the sale.’

“The craftiness of the magician and
his judgment of human nature amused
me, and, as I saw nothing radically
out of the way with his request, I con-
sented. True to my word, I was on
deck at the close of the performance.
and, to tell the truth, I rather enjoyed
the deal, which I considered a good
joke on the crowd.
time I rushed forward and_bought.a
book. The audience crowded in haste
to make a purchase, and in a remark-
ably short time many pamphlets were
disposed of. Then the magician dis—
appeared behind the curtain. I waited
several minutes for him to return, but
he came‘not. I thought this strange.

“ ‘Where- is that trick fellow?”
grumbled a big fellow near me.

“ ‘W'hy?’ I enquired.

“ ‘I was to get my money back as
soon as he ‘quit selling those books,
and he has given me the worst of it.’

“ ‘I made the same deal with him.’
said several others. Then a general
laugh followed.

“I hurried from the museum, laugh-
ing to myself. I was well aware of
the graceful manner in which I had
been taken in, and. like any other hu-
man, found consolation in the fact that
the fakir’s victims were numbered by
the score.”——Detroit Free. Press.

lllade Drunk Before They Die. '

An. Englishman who has penetrated
into the almost unknown mountain re-
gion which divides Burmah from the
frontier states of the Chinese empire,
has brought back some curious details
about the Shans, as the people who
live in that country are called.

The Shans punish homicide- with
death, but the singular feature about
the execution is that before it takes
place the condemned is taken through
the bazaar of the town where he is to
die, and at every liquor shop is given
a drink of what he chooses. The re-
sult is that most murderers reach the
“Execution Tree” in a state of hilari-
ous or maudlin intoxication. When
brought- to the death place the name
and crime of the criminal are read out,
and the slip of bamboo on which they
are written is missed over his head.
The criminal then kneels down, his
arms are tied behind his back, and his
head is struck off, Chinese fashion.

There is a curious mixture of Jewish
and Teutonic in the criminal law,
however; for the relatives of the mur-
dered man or woman have the privi-
lege of taking 300 rupees indemnity and
letting the slayer go, or they may de-
mand life for life.

Anecdote of Du Maurier.

“The death of Mr. De Maurler brings
to mind,” writes a correspondent, “a.
comical story he once told. One of
his favorite views was from his study
window at Hempstead, across his own
lawn to the landscape surrounding
Harrow. On one occasion an Ameri—
can visited the artist, and the latter
was showing his guest about the place.
‘There,’ he exclaimed. on- arriving at
the study window, ‘that is prettiest
thing of all. That is Harrow.’ ‘The
visitor looked out of the window for a
few seconds, but his gaze rested, not

on the view, but on a mowing machine '

which happened to be on the lawn.
‘Harrow!’ he echoed, inquiringly.
‘Yes,’ repeated the, artist, keeping his
eyes rivited on the view, ‘Harrow!’
‘Is that so?’ questioned the practical
American. ‘W’ell, now, do you know
I took it for a lawn mower.’ And it
”4 mid in'all» seriousness, too.”—
' -:;ninsted Gazette.

 

uildinr a R. man House in Connecticut.
A Torrington Italian is building a
house which is a reproduction of the
old countr ' houses in Italy. The man
and his Wife and children are doing all
the work. It has three stories, each

story being'quite low, and is entirely'

made out of stone cobbles and broken
fragments found on the ground or in
the ledge near by. The corners are
nicely built of brick in indented sec-

‘ tions. " The doorways in the_ second

story are slightlyarched, and in' the
third story have Roman arches. The
cornice is of brick with ornamental
projecting points; The inside parti-
tions are built of the same. kind of
stone and are about twenty inches
thick. The house is perfectly square,
with flat meta-Hartford Courant.

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