* ’7 mm" . A~_).ILQ.H',\V‘ Sold by lAII Druggists, '50:. and $1.00. Semi for our Pamphlet, FREE, “Building a New Body.” i lemma CHEMICAL 00., Boston. The King of Remedies for llillllllHlTIS, autumnal, wax lllllllS, TEEN And All Wasting Diseases. Unlike Cod-Liver Oil, it is perfectly agreeable to take, promptly di- gested, and assists stomach and bowel ac- South Norwalk. Branch Office of GAZETTE No. 12 North Main Street Flounders and flatfish are beginning to run down the harbor. The Hsymakers will make merry at a masquerade ball to-night. ' The barge H. K. Van Deusen with a cargo of’nut coal is at Ferris’ wharf. A' sign of Spring on Ann street is the shooting out of several pie-plant plants. “Hod"l3aunders:sold an Orient to Attorney E. J. Thompson of Bridge- port, yesterday. The Friday Afternoon Literary club will meet at the home of Mrs. G. S. Kendall this afternoon.‘ A Swedish ball was held in Bay- mond‘shall last night, and there was a merry time for all present. The children will have an oppor- tunity to see Rip Van Winkle at Hoyt’s Theatre tomorrow afternoon. \ P. F. Brophy manager of the Con- necticut Laundry has returned from a visit with friends in Orange. . . Miss Fannie St. John, of Osborn ave- nue, and Frank Phillipson, a young Norwalk plumber, were married, Sun- day, in Port Chester. The contract for the building of the safe‘ deposit vaults in the proposed new building of the City National and South Norwalk Savings bank building has been awarded to the Butler Safe ' company. , A major part of the barges that come 'to this city ladened with coalare owned by the McWilliams Bros. The com- , pany owns sixty-three barges and five L large tug-boats. The Selectmen will report the ‘new bridge at Rowayton as being all right as soon as about seventy-five loads of gravel have been placed at the ap- proaches to the bridge. ' ’MISS Helen Adams, Of South Nor- walk, is going to Bridgeport, where she has accepted a position in the wholesale bakery establishment of her brother, Mr. Sidney Adams, of that place. Theodore Smith, his brother “Tom,” and twenty-five bushels of oysters had a narrow escape from drowning yester- day. “Theo,” siys “it looked atone time as if we were doomed, but I gave the tiller a hard turn towards the flats, struck the mud dead sure, and then could have waded ashore. But twan’t necessary, the sea subsided, the wind was favorable, and we rai'ed home all right. But when the first sea struck us I thought of the time when Le- Grand Jackson an’ me were learning the painter’s trade at Quintard & Smith’s” And who would ever have thought that Mr. Smith, in his child- hood days, was a painter. Mr. Horace A. Saunders who for some ‘months past has had charge of the bi- cycle agency conducted by E. B. Wil- cox in this city, has purchased Mr. Wilcox’s interest inthe same and is ,now in full possession. The agencies at New Canaan, Stamford and Westport will be done awsy‘with and the busi- ness of the same revert to the ‘local agency. Mr. Saunders’ leader . is the Orient bicycle for '97, a beauty by the way. He will keep a full supply of wheels and will employ skilled'labor in his repair department. Mr. Saunders Th“ many friends and expects to place a large number of orders this season. . . run “77w 1'. Indeed he already‘has on hand twenty- l five applications for ’97 Orients. , every time. Mrs. ltichard Fitzgerald who is ill at her home on Washington street, with an attack of the pneumonia is thought to be slightly better this mornin z. The nomination of Christian Swartz of thiscity, to be a shell fish commis- sioner, for four years from July 1, 1897, was confirmed by the Senate yesterday. H. E. Raymond has resigned his po- sition at the village blacksmith shop of S. S. Austin in South Wilton and will on Monday next go to work for Luther Wright of this city. ~0— AMUS MENTS. —— Rip Van Winkle. " One of the most delightful presenta- tions that will be given at Hoyt‘s Thea- tre this season is that of “Rip Van Winkle,” with Robert McWade in the title role. Mr. McWade uses a version of the piece different from that made famous by Joseph Jefferson, and ad- hering more closely to the lines of Washington Irving’s beautiful story of the Catskills. His Bio is the careless happy, go-lucky fellow that we see as we read the tale. Hoyt’s Theatre, Saturday. 2:30; prices 10 and 25 cents. prices 25, 35 and 50 cents. -. NEW cANAAN. Owners of horses in New Canaan are impatient over the dispute between the seleetmen and the water company to cease providing water for the tanks where, for several years, New Canaan quadrupeds have quenched their thirst. The difficulty arose over refusal of the selectmen to pay a bill to the company until the latter settled a claim for damages caused by overflow from one of the tanks to private property. The company and last year’s board of as. lectmen had an understanding of some sort about this matter, but the present board is pursuing a new policy. There is talk of calling a town meeting to dis cuss the matter. Matinee, Evening, ‘.-> IN MEMORIAM. . FRANCES DENNIS CHOLWELL. [From Monday’s GAZETTE] There are no more pathetically sad and heart-melting bereavements, that come within the experiences of our hu- man lives, than when relentless death invades a happy home and takes from it the devoted wife and loving mother. When with the suddenness and fatal- ity of a lightning bolt, the sunshine of life and light and joy and peace,cement- ing and illumining a loving family, are ensbrouded in the hopeless gloom of a fond mother’s eternal departure. And when it is the young wife and mother, who is thus called, affluent in all the graces that give charm to the refined home, and make it an earthly paradise, giving’i'orth the genial warmth of un- atinted affection and sunshine, to all about her beneficent presence, and evoking love and homage in unbounded measure in return, how doubly agon- izing, how unutterably poignant, is such a grief. Such is the dark impene- trable cloud; such the agonizing sor- rowhwhich now veils an erst Norwalk happv home and calls forth a whole town’s tenderest love and sympathy. God abundantly comfort and sustain his stricken ones. “The earth is full of farewells to the dying. And mournings for the dead— Rachael for her children crying— Will not be comforted." —No claims, no affidavits, but a GAZETTE advertisement gets there \ .... .. J a WEEkLY t. The Trouble 'ltrf”Ur-ugiiay; ' ‘MONTEVIDEO, Uruguay, March 12.—In a conflict which has just taken place in the interior between the government troops and the insurgent forces the latter have been victorious. Diplomatic relations be- tween Uruguay and the Argentine Re- public are strained, owing to the allega- tion that the correspondence of the gov- ernments Of the two republics had been violated. . Women Admitted to the Bar. BOSTON, March 12.—Of the 80 candi- dates for admission to the Sufiolk bar who took the examination early in January two were women, and of the 43 who passed. both Of the Women ware among the num- ber. Miss Corbett, one of the successful women, has been a. teacher.“ The other, Miss Helen J. Westcott, has been employed as a. stencgrapher. . San Diego Trust Company Fails. SAN DIEGO, Cal, March 12.—The Cali- fornia Mortgage, Loan and Trust company of this city made an assignment for the benefit of its creditors. The step was taken on account of the shrinkage in the value of its holdings. The liabilities are $200,- 000. The assets are believed to exceed this. Poolroom Gamblers Jubilant. ST. LOUIS, March 12.—The poolroom men and the many frequenters of these re- sorts in St. Louis are jubilant over the de— cision of the state supreme court at J efi‘er- son City declaring that the poolroom act of 1891 is unconstitutional; A Sensible Measure. 4 ALBANY, March 12.—Senator Mullin’s bill, making it a misdemeanor for the loosening of n-milroad rail which threat- ens the safety of lives punishable by im- prisonment for 20 years, has passed the senate. Collapse of City \anls. ll" TANGIER, Marocoo, March l2.—By the collapse of part of the old w ails of the town of Fez 180 workmen have b::en killed. Rails and Locomotives For Japan. PHILADELPHIA, March l:.‘.-—-A cargo 01 steel rails from this country for Japan is now being loaded on the British steamer Fortune, together with a large consign- ment of locomotives built in this city and intended to be run on the railroads in the empire Of the mikado. The Fortune. is one of the largest cargo boats, having 4, 000 tons capacity. Died 104 Years Old. ROCHESTER, March 12.——Darius An- thony died at Darien City, Genesee county, in his one hundred and fifth year. Mr. Anthony was married in 1812, and his wife died in 1876. Fifteen children Were born to them, ten of whom are now living. Among the number were two pairs 01 twins. The Oldest child is Joshua, who is 84 years of age. Death of Professor Drummond. LONDON, March l2.—Professor Henry Drummond, the author of “Natural Law In the Spiritual World,” is dead. He was .born at Sterling in 1851 and was educated at the Universities of Edinburgh and Tu- ,bingen, Germany. He was appointed lec- turer in science at the Free Church college, Glasgow, in 1877 and was appointed pro- fessor in 1884. ' Mlfllin County Loses. HUNTINGDON, Pa., March 12.—The deci- sion of the commissioners appointed to lo- cate the contested line between Hunting- don and Mifiiin counties has been made, giving the award to Huntingdon county. This, if confirmed, will take from Mifliin county its richest farming district and the important town of Allensville. American Pat-cuts In Japan. WASHINGTON, March 12,—!In reaponse to inquiries at the state department from American manufacturers who are contem- plating the introduction of their wares now protected by patents into Japan a notice has been prepared showing that the president has proclaimed the patent convention recently negotiated with Ja- pan, the exchange of ratifications having taken place at Tokyo on Feb. 8. Conse- quently the convention is now in opera- tion. .Hardware Factories Closed. SOUTHINGTON, Conn, March 12.-—-All of the factories of the Peck, Stowe &, Wilcox company, manufacturing edge tools and general hardware, were shut down indefi- nitely, throwing out of employment 3. large number of bands, who for the last six months have been working on a short schedule. The ZEtna Nut company’s nut works and rolling mills are also at a stand- still, and the works of the Southington Cutlery company are on short time. Three Children Drowned. BOWMANSVILLE, Ont, March 12.—The three eldest children of Frederick Buxen were drowned just outside the garden gate of their home in a. pond that once formed. part of a mill race. The youngest child slipped into the pond, and in the efforts to save it the other two were also drowned. Job For an Ex-Preeident. BERN, Switzerland, March 12. —-The bundesrath has selected ex-President Frey, formerly Swiss minister at Washington, to be director of the international tele- graph bureau. Port: VVarden of New York. . ' ALBANY, March 12.—The senate finanm committee reported favorably the nomina tion of Robert B. Miller of New York city as port warden for the port of New York, and it was confirmed. ' ‘ Against Sunday Ball Playing. ALBANY, March 12.—-The senate has passed a bill absolutely prohibiting bali playing on Sunday and making a viola tion punishable as a misdemeanor. A well-flown“ lectuféf.‘ who had been invited to 'serve as a substitute, felt some nervousness, knowing he was to fill the place of a more famous man. This feeling was not diminished when he heard himself thus announced by a long—limbed, keen-eyed Western farmer—“This ’ere is our substitute. i. don’t know what he can do. Time was short, an’ we bed to take what we could git!” An Old School Gentleman”. . “Colonel Barfleigh is an old beat, but fellow talk.” ~ . “So do I. His sentences are as florid as his nose and as polished as his clothes.”-—Indianapolis Journal. A fool with a\pistol generally fires itpoff when he doesn’t intend to. When he hits anybody it is the wrong man, as a rule, and When he only intends to “IA: ..lev ......d5 [frighten he succeeds in killing. _,__..«"____.___ alumnae in. THE GAZETTE. . ' - . .. ‘l. somehow I enjoy listening to the ‘old . ' York Journal. CAUGHT A JAGUAR'WITH SYRUP. A Central American Boiled the Syrup and and the Animal Did the Rest. . A story comes from Central Amer- ica. that a juguar came to a native’s sugar bush one day and upset the pan of boiling hot syrup while jumping over it at the native’s dog. It was a sad mishap for the jaguar, but a joy- ful one for the native, who sat in a nearby tree hugging it hard lest he slide down in the jaguar’s open mouth. The boiling syrup got on the jaguar's paws. It made the jaguar rear with pain, and over and over the brute rolled, trying to shake off the hot, sticky stud. It rolled into the stream of sugar, and was plastered from head to foot. Even its eyes were closed. Monkeys and birds from the neighbor- ing thickets . came around and squealed. The molasses stuck the fur into wads and clumps, and the leaves and twigs lying about stuck fast to the hair. \Vllcu the big cat rolled up against :1 tree trunk it would seize the trunk with its teeth and claws, tearing through the bark. For over two hours the beast ripped things up with undi- minished vigor, then it slowly ceased Struggling. Then the native, Juan COS- tcrize, slid down the tree, picked up his machete, sneaked up to the beast cautiously, and, using the big knife as an axe, brought the heavy blade down on the brute’s skull, knocking out the laSt vestigc of life. \Vith the assist- ance of neighbors he dragged the car- cass to a nearby stream, where it was soaked for a day to dissolve the mo- lasses. The beast was then skinned, and now Costerize poses as a mighty 11untcr.——New York Sun. He DIade alliistake. It was the judge (icing the talking. “Onelof my most peculiar experiences was while I was on the bench down in Pennsylvania. Hunk ‘Vodders was brought down from the mountains charged with stealing a Shoat from one of his neighbors; I asked him if he awnnted a jury trial. “‘Don’t want no trial ’tall,’ he re- plied doggedly. ‘I‘ll jist plead guilty.’ “ ‘But did you steal it, Hunk?’ “‘Didn’t steal nuthin'. But I kin take my medicine.’ “ ‘1'11 enter a plea of not guilty and appoint a lawyer to defend you.’ “ ‘I hain‘t u goin’ for foolin’ ’round with no lawyer. I bought that shoot from a fcller, an’ that’s all there are to it.’ "Then I called him to me and whis- pered: ‘Now, honest, Hunk, between man and man, did you steal the pig?’ “ ‘J ist atween you and me, jedge?’ “‘No one else Shall know a word about it.’ ~ . " ‘Course I did. That there measly Bill Sims owed me $3 fur two years an’ I jist lifted th’ shout for get even.’ “The case wont to trial. The testi- mony against Hunk was strong and I charged the jury as fairly as I ever did in my life, but they acquitted him. “Then Hunk came up to me with flushed face and hanging head. ‘ ’Pon my soul, jedge, I din’t mean ter tell you no lie. I' thought I stole that shoot, but “it 'pears I didn’t.’ ”—Detroit Free Press. . < A Bluff that Won. The Earl of March, who was known as “old (2.,” on one occasion was chal- lenged to fight a duel by an Irish sportsman. Lord March appeared on the ground accompanied by a second, surgeon and other witnesses. Great was his surprise to see his opponent appear with a like retinue to his own, but increased by a. third person who staggered under the weight Of a pol- ished oak coflin, which be deposited on the ground end up. with its cover fac— ing Lord March and his party. Sur- prise gnve place to terror when his lordship read the inscription plate on- graved with his own name and title, and the date and year of demise, which was the actual day as yet scarcely warm. The earl at once ap- proached his facetious antagonist and upbraided him with so unseemly a joke, to which the Irishman replied: “Why, my dear fellow, you are of course aware that I never miss my man: and, as I found myself in excel- lent trim for sport this morning, I have not a shadow of doubt upon my mind that this open box will shortly be better calculated for you than your present dress.” Lord March was so impressed by his antagonists confident manner that a peace was patched up between them. In the Industries. An old colored “uncle" applied to a druggist in Buffalo for some whiskey, not because, he. needed it, but because he wanted it. "Wé can’t let you have it. uncle. except for medicinal or me- chanical purpose. You are not sick, are you?" It was a powerful temptation, but the old man overcame it. “No, sah." he said weakly. “And you don’t need it for mechanical purposes?” “\Vhat‘s dem. salt?” “Oh, well, for maimfacturing or other industries!” "I’lat's it, salt—(let’s itl”.exclaimed the old fellow, his face brightening. “De boss (lone tol’ me I had to be mo’ in- duschious or be wa'nt gwinter hab me roun‘-no longer, sah, an’ I Spec’ you better lemme bob :1 leetle liquor, to kinder lub'icate my j’ints. ’Bout er tablespoonful, sub, to each j'int’ll do for tO-day, sahl” i Insane Patients as Artists. In France the inmates of lunatic nsylums . are encouraged to produce works of art, if_t11ey have any incli- nation in that direction. The plan has been so successful that it has been possible to hold a salon of works of art of the insane. Every grade of mental disease was represented, from the mere melancholic or dipsomaniac, to .the completely demented—New _ 2.; F—Atlvertlse‘ in the GAZETTE soul N ‘01., WALK 7.»sz ET T E 7 i - _l f 5' ALMER 00X ? F 0 U RBROWNIEBOOKS FRE To OUR READERS , . , (THE EVENINC’cAZET'rE.) ' 9 Beautiful Illuminated Covers. . ’IIIS QIIMIIT BOIIGEITS HAVE NEVER BEEN EQUALLED ALL HIS ' BIRDS, BRDWIITS, AND BEASTS are ar- rayed in varied garments,’ much as _ ordinary human beings dress. ‘ Walk on two legs, think as men. and women do, talk to each other. go to house- keeping, 'dance at weddings, etc., etc- These books are crammed from cover , to cover with the quaintest conceptions : in PIDTIIRE and STORY: enough to crack . your sides with merriment and SET THE . DHILDREI WILD WITH DELIGHT. , He Never Was ‘ Thistg’siledPalmel Cox! ., He Is the Most Brilliant Juvenile Artist in the World :AM he Comical y I, All the children love Palmer Cox’s Brownies. We want every tot in t 5 town to have aset of these, so they will be given out FREE TO OUR , READERS. All we ask is that you send this order to the publishers, I , . Gets the Books. . ‘ Send this “Order-”direct to the publishers N . and books will be sent you by return maiI' l opt-arm lea _ . V - .. . . 1) HUBBARD PUB. CO.. 102 3 Filbert Street, Philadelphia, Pa. . ' Please mail me the Following Four .gflevv Ln." R Palmer Cox Brownie Books: _ .. Cock Robin Busy Brownies . Funny Foxes Birds’ Wedding Enclos ad Please find 100. to pay “Tapping and Postage. (STAMPS ACCEPTABLE.) Name, ....... ..... . ................................................ ...... ' til ‘Address, ....... ............. .State ................. ...... Charge to Account EVENING G IZE'I‘TE. Norwalk, Conn. Warranted Solid Gold. Beautiful Chased Holder. , You may think it cannot possess merit or durability, the price is so low; but ' the “Lincoln” is a $2.50 pen reduced to $1 00. 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