:.4-;¢ws _volvers, against the door, and no fewer than a m. ' ' “ 3:575:51?!» 1' '~ WOMAN Flowers spring to blossom where she walks The careful ways of duty; Our hard, stiff lines of life with her Are flowing cones of beauty. ' Our homes are cheering for her sake, Our door-yards brighter blooming, And all about the social air .. Is sweeter for her coming. ., - And never tenderer hand than hers Unknlts the brow of ailing: 1 Her garments to tha sick man’ 5 car Have music in their t ailing. ’ Her presence lends its warmth and health To all who come before it, If woman lost us Eden, such As she alone restore it. —John G. W'hittier. .. A PIONEER INCIDENT. “Keep that kid quiet,” said Bankers in a hoarse whisper. “ I’m doing the best I can ” said his wife, trying to hush the little one, who was sobbing and moaning in her lap. In the baby's milk wagon a bitter fight was going on between paregoric and pain, and the latter was dying hard. The wind drove the rain against the side of the car and made it rock to and fro. “Emma,” said Mrs. Bankers to her friend, “take that bottle and hold it between you and a crack in the car, and when it lightens drop ten drops into the spoon—I suppose we must not strike a light.” ' “You bet you don't strike any light here unless you are ready to give up your chignon," said Bankers, without taking his eyes from the crack through .which he was peeping. Emma. took the bottle, and at each flash of light- ning dropped a drop of hush medicine into the spoon, and when she had put in ten drops they gave it to the baby. . That made twenty drops—it was dan- gerous—but it was .sure death to all of them if the baby cried‘ aloud. The rain came in great sheets and with such force that it seemed thatthc car could hardly hold the rail. It was not a Pullman car; just a common red stock car standing on a siding with a few armfuls of straw upon the floor. Occasionally Bankers turned to glance at the two women who were crouching in one end of the car, and when the lightning lit 11p their faces they were dreadful to behold. Now the rain, cold as sleet, came through the cracks in the car and stung the faces of those within. Mrs. Bankers had seen three winters at Woodriver, but her friend, the young woman who had _, come out to Western Nebraska to teach School, was in every sense a tender- foot, and the experience of this wild night had almost driven her mad. "There they are," whispered Bank- ers. Now the women put their eyes to a crack, and when a flash came they could see a roof of feathered heads that formed a half circle around the house like a feather boa about a woman's neck. Half the band dis- mounted and made a rush for the cot tage. The door was broken and the red devils swarmed in. One of them took a newspaper and lighted it at the open fireplace to make a torch and by the light of it the little party in the stock car could see the Sioux running half crouching, from room to room, in search of the occupants. Finding the place deserted, and smarting under their disappointment, the Indians now set fire to the house, and by the light of it started to loot the railroad sta- tion, less than a hundred yards away. The station agent had been warned, as the others had been, by a Pawnee scout, but had bravely refused to leave his" post. He had made no light, but sat in one end of the dark little room which served'as a ticket office, tele- graph oflicc, and sleeping room, and as the Indians approached opened fire. At the very first shot the leader of the murderous band leaped high into the air, and came down on his feet, leaped 11p again and again, and finally fell in a heap to rise no more. With a deafen— ing yell the angry band made a rush for the door and began to beat against it with tomahawks, clubs, and guns. Having emptied his rifle the agent now took‘up a pair of 45—caliber re- and the lead fairly rattled half dozen savages sank to the plat- . form, causing'the beseigers to fall back a space. From a distance they began to pour the lead into the building, but ‘the agent, crouching behind the little iron safe, was still unhurt. An Indian , brought a torch from the burning cot- , tage and attempted to fire the station, but the rain and Wind put out the fire. Two or three Sioux, noticing a string of cars upon the siding, began to search for stock or eatable freight. From car to car they ran, thrusting their rifles into the straw. “Ugh," said an old buck as his rifle found some- thing soft in one of the cars, and Bank- ers felt a hurt in his short ribs. Laying hold of the side of the car the Indian began to pull'and strain. By the mer- est chance he had taken hold of the car door, and now as it opened he thrust his hideous head inside. Bank- ers could have blown the top of the Sioux's head off, but he knew that to ’ fire would be to attack a dozen red- skins, against whom he could not hope to hold out long. The women scarcely breathed. The baby, full of paregoric, slept as though it had already entered upon its final rest. The other two In- dians had given up the search among the empty cars, and gone back to the . station, where the agent, having re- loaded all his guns, kept the gang hop- ping and dancing about the station plat- form. The old Sioux at the car door cocked his head and listened. He must have fancied he heard something breathe, for now he put his hands upon the sill and leaped into the car. He had scarcely straightened up when Bankers’ rifle barrel i'cli across his feathered head. and he dropped like a beef. The school 11111‘11111 unwed :1 faint scream, and that was 111'1 1:11: sound that came 1'1-om im- (fail'lii 1- for some time. J’I‘he Sioux never luUVt'tl a £nger.‘ and Bankers, having removed the warrior‘sfirearms and ammunition. gave the gun over to his wife and then covered the dead Sioux with straw. Already the little frame cottage had burned to the ground and the rain had nearly quenched the fire. Every at- tempt made by the band to fire the station had ended in failure, and the Sioux were now preparing to storm the fort. It was hard for Bankers to keep quiet in the car while the agent sold his life so bravely and so dearly to the Sioux, but there were his wife and baby and the helpless school ma’am, who had been persuaded by the Bankers to come to this region and .he felt it his duty to protect them as best he could. Presently Bankers felt the stock car vibrate perceptibly, as though it were being rolled slowly along the rail. His first thought was that the Indians were pushing the empty cars down near the station and that they would set fire to the straw. and then there would be no possible escape. Now there was a roar as of an approaching train, and an instant later a great dark object hove in sight and rolled'past the. car. It was 'a lo- comotive drawing a dozen box cars and running without a headlight. The shouts of the .besiegers, the rattle of rifles, and.the wild cry of the night prevented the Sioux from feeling the vibration or hearing the sound of the approaching train. The agent, who had been severely wounded. now crawled to the key and called Ogallala. At the first attack he had wired for help, and now, he'told the operator there he could' hold the place only a little longer. The agent was still at the key when the engine, rolling up to the station shook the building, and he knew the moment he he felt the quiver of it that help was at hand. Instantly the doors of the box cars came open and a company of Government scouts, all Pawnees. except the officers, leaped to the plat- form just as the band of Sioux were making their last desperate charge up- on the station. Before they could real— ize that reiinforcements were at hand the Sioux were beset by the scouts, who always fought to kill. The battle was short and decisive, and when the Sioux fled they left more than half their number upon the field. Probably the most anxious man in the whole pa1ty was the conductor of the special train that had brought the scouts fiom Ogallala. He had ridden all the way on the locomotive, and the moment the twin stopped he had leaped to the ground and gone through a shower of bullets to whe1e the cot- tage which had been the home of the Bankers’ had stood. The sight of the house in ashes made him sick at heart, but there. was still hope; they might have taken refuge in the station. and, facing'about, the fearless conduc- tor fought his way to the door. By this time the Sioux were giving all their attention to the scouts, and the conductor forced his body tl11ougli the shot- riddled door. The agent lay upo: 1 the floor in a pool of his own blood. 111:1 he was still alive. “Where are they?" asked the conductor, glancing about the dark room. “Among the stock cars, if they are still alive,” was the reply which came in a whisper. “I saw them leaving the house at dusk-go to them—I'm— I'm all right," and the conductor, hav- ing placed the wounded man upon his bed, made for the stock cars. ‘ Bankers, whom are you. 9” he called, and Bankers answered, only two cars away. Now the conductor lighted his white light and climbed into the car. The brave Mrs. Bankers greeted him with a. smile that soon changed to tears, for in the light of the hand lamp she had seen her baby‘s face, and it looked like“ the face of a dead child. “Emma,” she called excitedly, but there was no answer. “Is she dead?” cried the conductor, falling up- on his knees and holding the light close to his sweetheart’s face. “No, you Chump,” said Bankers, “she only fainted when I killed this Sioux,” and he gave the dead Indian a. kick and rolled him out of the car. “But the baby,” pleaded Mrs. Bank- ers, “Shes all right,” said the husband. “Only a little too much paregoric,” and so it proved. “Here, Em," said Bankers shaking the young woman, who was regaining consciousness, “brace up. You’ve got company." “Are we all safe?” asked the schoolma’am, feeling for her back hair. “Oh! my dear, brave friend, you have saved us all!” , “Yes, I played —-——,” said Bankers, “hiding here in the straw while the agent was being murdered.” “But you saved the women,” said the conductor, who was overjoyedI at finding all alive. "Yes,” said Bankers, “that‘s some- thing, after all.” And all this is not a dream. .It is only a scrap of the history of the early days of the Union Pacific. The brave station agent is an old man now, and one of his legs is shorter than the oth- er—the‘ one that was shot that night. The baby, having recovered from her severe tussle with colic and paregoric, is now one of the most charming women in a Western city. The conduc- tor of the soldier train is at this writ- ing a general superintendent of 11 well- known railway. The snows of forty winters have fallen upon his wife’s hair. It is almost white, but her face is still young and handsome, and I re- member that she blushed when telling this story to me, and recalling the fact' that she had fainted in a stock car 011 that wild- night at Woodriven—New York S1111. S. S. Teacher—How is it, John, that don’ t see you at Sunday school any ore? The Iiaundrymaane: too busy now; me ridee Mike—New York Herald. «0 v \-““-M ¢ . 1 ...~ .-. v5, . 1111 Ethan)? e001) ROADS 951111111111 A PROPOSITION TO ABANDON' MOSS- ;'COVERED CUSTOM. [he Plans Adopted “’here Good Roads a‘re Made—Money Enough is Spent Each Year in Making Poor Roads to Revolu; tionize Our Highways. The Lykens, Pa.,1 Register has taken pains to compile interesting data con- cerning good roads, and the conclusions drawn by the editor are as applicable to this vicinity as to the enterprising town of the Keystone State. lVequote the article entire: “The people in the neighborhood of our larger cities and towns are wak- ing up to the importance of better roads, and each year the demand for better roads more prominent. Much of this is, in country districts, attributed to bicy— cles and bicycle riders, but a. little in- vestigation will show that progressive farmers are moving in the same direc- tion, and that the motion bids fair soon to be an irresistible one and one which must be acknowledged and pro- vided for. In some of the counties in the southeastern portion of Pennsyl- vania this movement has forcedthc construction of Macadam and Teli‘ord roads at an expense of from $2,000 to $3,000 per mile, for the cost of which townships have been bonded. This has been undertaken after a full and fair vote of the taxpaye1s and a full under- standing of the p1obable effects and 1e‘ suits of the system. In many townships in Chester county this plan of constructing first-class roads has been tried with excellent ef- fects, and it is likely to be followed by other and adjoining townships. It has been found that the decrease in the cost of repairs will soon assist in pay‘ ing off the cost of better roads, and that as an investment of capital it ex- ceeds government bonds and similar interest-paying securities. What can be done under the conditions which surround the cOunties alluded to will and can sooner or later be done in other counties, and the inference is that the good work will spread in all directions from the centers already established. In Ohio the road laws of the state permit the construction of permanent roads by a vote of the taxpayers with- in one or two miles of the road whose land is taxed for the whole cost of the road. It is claimed that in all cases in which roads have been constructed under these laws the land adjacent has increased in value to a greater extent than the cost of the road, and that this, too, has proven an excellent-in- vestment of money and capital. 111 New Jersey a somewhat similar sys- tem is being pursued with the best of results, but in this case the cost of the permanent roads is equally divided be- tween the township, the county and the state. Each year the amount of the state appropriation for this purpose is increased and there appears to be no letup in the good work. Such improve- ments are made by a vote of the local taxpayers, and once begun appears to be permanent and increasing each yca1. Any plan fo1 the pe1manent improve ment of our roads should be g1adual in its work and not place too large a burden upon the taxpayers, either 10- cal. county or state. A fixed amount should be set aside each year for the work, and the result accomplished slowly but surely, every year bringing some increase in the amount of good roads in the township. In many cases it will be advisable to establish a bonded indebtedness so that future generations may assist in paying the cost, but we think that as a rule it will be found that money thus spent .will be returned in the increased value of farm property along the line of the permanent improvement and that the whole cost will be more than repaid in this manner. First repeal the right to work out the road taxes, have them paid in cash, and then see to it that the cash is 110n- estly expended upon the township roads. W e have, during the past fifty years, expended enough to have ma- cadamized our roads from one end of the state to the other and as the result 11:11:11 1-0111!»- -.1hich are not any better than Hwy were fifty years ago. Why not charge this plan and try some oth- er? It would be diflicult to select a worse one and the chances are that a change would be for the better. At any rate, as a starter let us repeal the work tax and substitute the cash tax and then elect supervisors who will see to it that the money is honestly expended. The Mikado and His Wife. A refreshing little incident occurred during their stay at their old home, the palace of Kioto. Together they ram- bled through the gardens, recalling their early days among the familiar trees and shrubs, and we are told that the Empiess was invited to go up the ltai1s of the “Shishinden, ” the august audience hall wheie the Mikado of old used to administer public aflairs, and where 1.111 female had yet set foot. it is their daily custom to dine to- gether in the evening. and undemon- Itrative as we naturally are, it is said that no sign is wanting to show that they enjoy more than their share of conjugal felicity. Reports also say that there never was a woman truer t0 the old teachings in respect to the womanly disposition and demeanor.— Japanese Lady in The Chautauquan. 'Eviated.’ _ Marc Antony held aloft the bloody toga of. his murdered friend Caesar. “That rent”—he pointed toward the reeking garment—“is due to Brutus.” A voice from the gallery broke the _ breathless silence. “Why under the sun don"t you pay it to ban "” And 1: e bouncer did his work. — ' Judge. increases and becomes M LORWALH‘ FASHiONS IN WAISTS Though Old \Valsts Will Eventually Retire 'it.}Vill Not be With a Bush. (By Special Arrangement with the N. Y. Sun.) The most fantastic feature of dress comes out in the little jackets of all kinds and shapes and conditions of de- coration, the latest of which is of kid, all embroidered with silk and imita- tion jewels, turquoises being the most desirable, on a leather foundation. This trimming is set on in bands around the edge or cut out in various designs and appliqued on; Braiding, in various elaborate patterns, is afash- ionable trimming in London. and very handsome braided gowns are not un- common in New York, but the French woman, who always avoids all things' severe in dress, rarely appears in the braided gown. The bolcros are cov- ered with embroidery in fancy colors, frilled with lace and trimmed with fur. Very pretty little jackets are made of knife-plaited frills of black chiffon three inches - wide, edged with narrow cream lace sewn on :1 thin black silk lining, with lace insertion in vandyke points and Spangled with jet set in be— twcen. A practical style of jacket for a mixed wool gown is cut in square cor- ners at the back, where it opens to the ncck, showing an edge of black satin ribbon down either side, and fits in closely to the waist just above a Wide draped beltof bias velvet. The front is shaped in a sharp point at the bot- tom, which reaches the waist line and hangs loosely from the shoulders. Wide revers of cloth, trimmed with gold braid, finish the front edge, and the vest is a wide fold of red velvet down either side, trimmed with a. row' of small gold buttons and opening over. a nariow vest of cream lace. The col- lar is of 1ed velvet, with rounded tabs _ at the back and sides and a lace frill ‘ inside. Another pretty evening waist for :1 black skirt of soft faille silk in pale blue finely tucked in groups of five or seven. and from the bust down to the belt cream lace insertion an inch wide is set in between the spaces. The front has a slight pouch and opens at one side, being finished by :1 jilbOl’ of lac-11 from the top of the 1:11-11, insertion to the shoulder. and 11111 sleeves are tucked round in groups. from the small puif at the top to the flare at the waist. Pat’s Idea of the Jo-i ~1- A member of the legal profession, of very diminutive stature. was elected to the Bench some years ago in a P01111— sylvania town; and one of the first cases before his honor was that of :1 brawny Irishman of colossal size. The son of Erin was charm-:1 with assault and battery. and was told by the court to stand up. The defendant did so. and. though he was six foot six inches tall. he could barely see the top of the 111:1 gr- istrate’s head 111,1pearing behind 11::1 desk. laising himself on tiptoe 1112.1, bending forward, with his hands be- fore his eyes as if peeiing at so. 111 distant object, the Ilishman shouted, “Holy )IOSCS—and is Pnt1i1k O Minc- han going to be tried by :1 fairy?" Not. Phased for 1111 Answer. In a primaiy school the teacher 1111- deitook to convey to her pupils :11. idea of the use of the hyphen. S1111 wrote on the black-board “bird‘s-nest.“ and pointing to the hyphen, asked 11111 school, “What is that for?" After :1 short pause. a young son of the Emerald Isle piped our, ”l‘lc..se. ma’ am, forgthe bird :1 rocsht 31. 26.111; ZE 1'1“ 1: - AN AMERICAN Qli EEN.I ”OUMALEA” HOBBS IMMEDIATELY NAMED HIS BRIDE“UL.AL.iE.” . The Colonel Proves His Loy:'1ltj :0 11-11 Illikans by Rejecting 01;: fun .- -‘Al _ from the British Governmcnt.—Doesn’t Care for the Civilization of His Race. Colonel John F. Hobbs, King of the Cannibal Islands of lllika. was mar- ried holiday week to Miss Ella Collin, of New York city. As soon as the mar- riage service was concluded "Ouma— lea” Hobbs—which is the same as to say Caesar in the language of his sub- jects of the South Seas—proclaimed and crowned his bride as “Ulalie,” that is to say, Queen of lllika. “Oumalea” and his American queen are likely to be received by his people with extraordinary honors and c011- veyed from shipboa1d to Illika in his famous war canoe of sixty rowers, which is capable of a speed of eighteen miles an hour, and once was rowed around an English man-of-war as it proceeded under full steam. Colonel Hobbs, about six years ago. was sent as a special commissioner by a Sydney (N. S. \V.) newspaper to i11- vestigate the conditions of an abomi- nable traffic in Kanakas by the Queens- land sugar groweis. Colonel Hobbs‘ schoone1 11' as w rocked by a. hurricane. He was cast adrift, and after floating by means of a life belt until nearly exhausted, was picked up by a canoe manned by natives of Illika, which, by the way, is an island not down on the map. They did not devour him, but treated him kindly, and in return he rendered them services which led to his being created a war chief, and later on the death of the reigning king, “Oumalea.” These islands, which contain a popu- lation of thirty thousand souls, have since become :1 diplomatic quantity. Both Great Britain and France yearn for them on account of their pearl fish— eries, but a trcaty prevents either Power from asserting sovereignty. Britain. however. has sought to coddle "0111111111111" Hobbs with the following tempting offer: llcr Britnnnic Majesty’s Ministers told him that it' he would permit them to establish a trading station at Illika' they would confer upon him the honor of knighthood and also assure to him the honor and his subjects the protec- tion of the British flag. Colonel Hobbs. who is a simoupure democrat, ' laughed at this proposal, and then they said they would give him $75,000 for the permission to work the pearl shell. deposits of the islands. He put this temptation behind him with equal firm- ness. He declared that he did not care to have his subjects contaminated by civilization. ‘ “Oumalea” Hobbs says his Illikans are now a. simple and virtuous people, unlike their neighbors, who have fallen under the influence of Europeans. Their moral code teaches that selfish- ness is the cardinal sin, and, "in a word, for an Illikan to desire anything be- longing to his ’ncighbor is believed to arouse the profound displeasure of the “great white Spirit Father.” It is not necessary for Colonel Hobbs to be always in his kingdom in order to maintain his sovereignty. He pos- sesses the token which is known 'only to the princes of this people, and the revelation of which, either by himself or his heirs at any time will insure the ready recognition of his kingship. The Illikans firmly believe that when he is not with them he is in direct commun- ion with the “great white Spirit Father.” He has abolished cannibal- 1sm. . The Hair Cut Cure. The latest cure suggested for the re- lief of headache is a haircut. A cer- tain physician has met with great suc~ cess lately in his treatment of persist- ent cases of nervous headaches, and he has finally disclosed the secret. In each case, he says, after the patient has laid bare a long tale of woe——of sleepless nights and miserable days—he prescribed, briefly, a simple hair-cut. It is not necessary that the hair should be cropped off short. The curative property of the treatment is based on the fact that the tube which is con- tained in each single hair. is severed in the process, and the brain bleeds, as the 'barbers say, thereby opening a safety-valve for the congested cran- ium.—-Tid-Bits. Close Relationship. 0 A man was divorced from his wife, and she married again, whereupon hus- band No. 1 inquired of No. 2: “What relation are you tome?” ‘ “None that I know of.” “Yes, you are,” said No. 1; “you are my step-husband—I stepped out and you stepped in!”—Tid-Bits. . ' WHY NOT L’EARNL 171 I“. 11111-9111 Sher-Fond of dancing? He—Awi’ 1y. She—Whv don t. voo 1.11.211 S PEN ITENTIARY THE WARDEN’S KINDNESS AND THE GOOD“ RESULT OBTAINED. 4 It is Located at 11‘th Leavenworth, and is the Pioneer of Other Government civn Prisons “ hich \Vill Grow Up Over the Country in Due Course of Time. The penitentiary is located at Fort Leavenworth, Kan, and is the pioneer of °othcr Government 'civil prisons Which will grow up all over the coun- try in due course of time. ’ Ilo11 many people. in the United St? 11.15: are aware that there is one United States penitentiary in all of the United States? ' At Fort Leavenworth is the only prison which is a United States penis tentiary. The prison force consists of the war- den, assisted by' a staff of seven of- ‘ficials and fifty guards, and is con- ducted on a strictly non-partisan bhsis, though lVarden French is a Democrat. Warden French disciplines by kind- ness and firmness. Guards or officials are not permitted to strike a prisoner except in defence of themselves or others, neither are they permitted to use profane 01' abusive language. The majority of the prisoners are be- - tween the ages of 16 and 30, and three— fdurths of the convictions are for 1:11- ccny, counterfeiting, violation of rev 0- nue laws, and assault. Almost all callings are represented, there being two editors, five printers, three preach— ers, two bartenders, one doctor, four lawyers, and 343 farmers, this last be- ing a most comprehensive term in a section which is largely out of doors. As an evidence of the good that is in these men, “’arden French told :1 number of stories, one of which is the following: “I was sitting in my office when an elderly woman, accompanied by a younger, came in, and the older woman asked if they could see any of the pris- oners, I ‘told her they could if they were relatives, and she told me her boy was there, and the husband and brotlier-in—law of the other woman also. They said they had come from Muscogec, I. T., and that they had driven the entire distance of 500 miles in a. backboard with two horses and :1 dog. She pointed out of the window and I looked and saw the outfit an- chored just across the road. I sent for the three men, andrwcnt with the twowvomen to meet them in the room for receiving, and there the poor old mother broke down on her boy’s neck and cried, the boy, a young fellow of eighteen, bracing up quite manfuliy and not showing a tear. I told her not to cry so. but to cheer up the others. for the boy was a good boy, and would soon get out and be all right. After :1 while she was chatting away cheerily. and even got‘so interested that the boy moved over where he could see out of the sallyport across the road where the turnout was. 'He nodded over that way, and said to me, “That’s my dog over there, sir. I‘d like to see him a minute.” It was so wistfully spoken and it seemed such a small favor that I let him step out to see the dog. He stood by me and gave a little short whistle, and the dog looked 11p quickly as if remembering something. He whistled again, and the dog got up and began to show signs of excitement. Then he called him by name, and on the instant the dog gave a cry of joy and came to the boy with a rush and flung himself all over his master. The boy could keep a stiff upper lip when his mother wept over him, but he couldn‘t stand the dog's joy, and he broke down and cried like a baby, the meantime hugging the dog and kissing him as if he were a human beinm “’hen he had fin-ally quieted down he said the horses were his, too, and he would like to step over and see them, and I let him go. The horses knew his voice and whinnied when he spoke, and he rubbed their noses and laid his face down on their necks and wept some more. But it was doing him good and I never interfered, but let him have‘it out. He came back at last to go in where his mother and the others were, and I could see it was a great effort for him to leave the dog, so I told him to take it along in and make afamily parting with the dog and all of them, and enjoy himself all he could while he had the chance. He did it with many thanks, and when the party broke up at last it seemed to me al- most as if we had had a revival of re- ligion, and the efiect of it on that boy I am su1e will never be effaced if he lives to be a thousand ”'—\'ew York - Sun. _ ~ Funeral Customs in Greece. Many funeral customs in Greece are unique. The body of an unmarried girl is always dressed as a bride, the ' common saying being, “She is married to death.” The body of a boy is al- ways dressed as a sailor. ”Women never accompany funerals to church or to the graves. Processions are always on foot. the priest leading, accompan- ied by acoly tes bearing the cross and lanterns. The body of the deceased isi invariably exposed to view, and at th close of the service in the church” which concludes with the words “Takg the last kiss,” both friends an strangers piess about the body and give this token of farewell. f o Eflicm. y of I) Fell: Hat. - .‘ It is not generally known that when a person falls into the water a com- mon felt but may be made use of as a life-preserver, and by placing the hat upon the water, rim down, with the arm round it pressing it slightly to the breast, it will bear a man up for hours. Fixed. Goshing—Why do you call her of a certain age? Barke1'-—Becanse she never changes 1" i:.—'l‘1'1.:th. 3 1