_} _ Nll (‘3, WW \Nvm/VWA mmNWx A l.._ To Send. in. Your Advertisements 4,4 lcc WlNllH ll IS THE RIGHT MEDIUM THROUGH WHlOH TO The Only Eight-Page One-Cent HEIOH’ THE POHOHASIHO POOLIO.” ~ Paper in the Norwalks. A SPH NE 7 _r The Value cf an ldvq itclllcn 1 v v v OEPEHOS OH THE POOKETS OF THE PEOPLE , o OFFICE OPEN .EVENING§,. \ WHO HEIO 'IT.. AOVEHTISEHEHTS IH Til-E EVEHIHG alzsm llllE REID BY THOSE WHO HAVE HONEY TO .srtun. , teaspoonful. In England, acCoi-ding to'the official reports, tobacco is adulterated with su- gar, alum, lime, flour, or meal, rhubarb, leaves, saltpetre, fuller’s earth, starch, malt—commings, chromate of lead, peat moss, molasses, burdock leaves, com- mon salt, endive leaves, lamp black, gum, red dye, scraps of newspapers, cinnamon stick, cabbage leaves and straw brown paper. The record of its sophistication here is not officially cer~ tificd, but there is no reason to surmise that our tobacconists allow those of perfidious Albion to exceed them in business ability ., The widespread movement against hillgates in Kentucky, by which, it is said. no less than 150 miles of turnpike have been practically thrown open, is by no means in the interest of good roads. The lawless spirit which chafed ill. the lawless charges 'of the turnpike companies is no the kind to submit cheerfully to taxation for road pur- post 5. and, however poor the Ken- tttt-lzy turnpikes may have been, it is (-rrtain that they will be worse here- after. to their present condition they are neither public nor private roads. It is. not the business of the State to ex- pend any money in keeping them in repair, and the companies have no in- ducement to do so. Consequently, un- less prompt andvigorous action is ta- ken by the State authorities to restore order and protect the turnpike compan- ies in the enjoyment of their property, highway travelling in that State must soon become a wearisome and expen- siye undertaking. AKConsiderate Youngster. Amiable Mother—Here, Tommy, is some nice castor oil with orange in it. Doctor (playfully)—Now remember, don’t give it all to Tommy; leave some. for me. Tommy (who has had some before)—~ Doctor’s a nice man, ma; give it all to the doctor.—Household Words. . The Norwalk G t8 Light company has declared. a se mi-annual dividend of four per cent. I From Sire to Sow As a family medicine. Bacon’s Celery King for the nerves passes from sire to son as a legacy. Ir; you have kidney, liveror blood disorder get a free sample package of this remedy. If you have in_- digestion. constipation, headache, rheu, matism, this specific will cure you. Ed- ward P. Weed, Norwalk, or George C. Stillson, South Norwalk, the leading druggists, are sole agents, and are distrib- uting samples free. Large packages 50c and 23:. Th- engtgement of Miss Mamie E. 8mm: and James B. Morris, Manager of the Norwalk branch of the New England Telephone company and Cup- tain of Pioneer Hook and Ladder outn- pun- , is an nounccd. Glad Tidings The grand specific fcr dispcp51a, liver complaint, Rheumatism, costiveness, general debility, etc., is Bacon’s Celery King for the Nerves ronic stimulates the digestive organs, teguates the liver and restores the system to vigorous health and energies. Sani- ples free. Largcpackages 50c and 25c. Sold only by lidward P. Weed, Norwalk, and George C. Stillsmi, South Norwalk. The New Yoxk Board of Health has decided that pulmonary tuberculosis is infections and has issued stringent orders asto the quarantine of the same. Rheumatism Cured in a Day, “Mystic Cure” for Rheumatism and Neuraleia radically cures in l to 3 days. 115 action upon the System is remarkabie and mysterious It removes at once the cause and the disease immediately dis- appears. The first dose greatly benefits. T. F. Anthony, Err-Postmaster of Promise City, Iowa; says: “I bought one bottle of ‘Mystic Cure’ for Rheuma- tism, and two doses of it .did me more good than any medicine I ever took.” 75 cents. Sold by E. P. \Veed, 38 Wall street. and N. C. Baur, 55 Wall street, Druggists, Norwalk. Ra) mond Sc Sonu at their Main street store have a bewildering display of rockers, comprising over a 150 styles. It makes one want to reel; in them even to look at them. SAVE ] OUR. LIFE By using "The New Great South Ameri- can Kidney Cure.” This new remedy is a great surprise on account of its ex- ceeding promptness in relieving pain in the Kidneys. Bladder and Back in male or female. It relievesretention of water, and pain in passing it almost immediate- ly. Save yourselves by using this mar- velous cure. Its use will prevent fatal consequences in almost all cases by its great 'alterative and healing powers. Sold by E. P. WEED, Druggist, Norwalk, Conn. The five cent fare proplaanda is at the present time agitating Boston. As the Roton Point and Bell Island trol- ley business opens all Norwalk will be similarly agitated. ‘ There is more (Iatarrh in this section of the coutry than all other diseases put to- gether, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years do'ctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. , Science has proven catarrh to be a con- stitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co ,Tolcdo, Ohio, is the only constitue tional cure on the market. ‘ It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any gase it fails to cure. Send for circular: and testimonials. Address, ' ' F. I. CHENEY & CO Toledo, 0. @903 by Druggists, 75. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Thisgreat herbal ‘ TO DO JUST AS MEN D0- MRS. OSGOOD FINDS APT' PUPlL‘2 lN PARLIAMENTARY LAW. The Women’s Club of Jersey City Now Knows All About Motions and Amend- ments to llIotions and Amendments to Amendments. Mrs. E. S. Oswood gave what she designated as a "parliamentary law lecture and drill” to the Women’s Club in Hasbrouck Hall, Jersey City, on Thursday afternoon. The lecture was given under direction of the Educa~ tional Committee of the club. The hall was well filled with club members. Mrs. Osgood comes from Maine. She has a very commanding presence. She said she did not intend giving a lec- ture, but an object lesson, and then proceeded to explain the meaning and uses of motions dependent on subsidi- ary motions. A presiding officer, she said. is the servant of the club. She should preside, call the assembly to or- der, present the business, protect the minority, be impartial, have tact, “and Mr. Thomas B. Reed says,” she’added, “have a good presence.” The gist of club constitutions, Mrs. Osgood said, was contained in the rules which her 7-year—old niece told her governed her club. The members were enjoined to mind th’r own business, and the horses were directed not to boss around too much. _ “When you take the floor.” Mrs. Os- good continued, “you must not ‘think,’ or, at least, you must not say so. If you want to make a motion don’t say, ‘I think.’ Of course. you think, or you wouldn’t have taken the floor. And don’t say, ‘It seems to me.’ Of course, it does, or you wouldn‘t talk about it. Don’t say, ‘I make a move,’ or ‘I make a motion,’ or ‘I move you." You don’t do either of these things. You might find it hard sometimes to moverthe President. ‘v'r'llat you should say is, ‘I move} ” Mrs. Osgood then requested the la- dies to imagine that they were there in response to a call for 'a meeting in the interest of correct dress. Carrying out that theory, she said they would suppose that Mrs. Brett had signed the call for the meeting. That made it Mrs. Brett's duty to call the meeting to order. Mrs. Brett, who is the wife of the Rev. Dr. Brett, seemed a little embarrassed. She walked over to Mrs. Osgood and asked her in a whisper, “What shall I say?” Mrs. Osgood whispered something in return, and then Mrs. Brett braced up. Tapping her fan on the back of a chair, she said in a firm voice: “The time having arrived for which the meeting has been called, you will please come to order and nominate a temporary chairman.” . Mrs. Keating, Mrs. Harrison, Mrs. Cushing, and Mrs. Osgood were placed in nomination. A vote was taken and Mrs. Osgood was elected. Mrs. Brett whispered to Mrs. Osgood again and then said: “I appoint Mrs. Bohrback to escort Mrs. Osgood to the platform.” Mrs. Creveling was elected secretary. Mrs. Osgood made a brief speech ex- plaining the object of the meeting and impressing on her hearers the import- ance of correct dress. “Now let somebody make a motion of some kind.” she. said, “so that we can have a' drill on motions.” Mrs. Keating stood up and said, “Mrs. President.” “Mrs. Chairman, if you please,” in- terrupted Mrs. Osgood. “I am not President.” "Mrs. Chairman, then,” Keating, “‘1 would like whether—” “Please. say, ‘I move,’ ” good. “l more. then,” said Mrs. Keating, “whether it is advisable to shorten the skirts four inch: 3 from the ground for rainy weather, or whether we should do it all the time?” “Such a statement. of a motion is im- oracticable,” said Mrs. 'Osgood. “Never state a motion negatively, and always put it as concisely as possible.” Mrs. Keating got it right the next time. "I move,” she said, “that" we wear walking skirts four inches from the ground.” - "I second it," said Mrs. Newbury. "Please rise'and address the Chair, Mrs. Newbury,” said the chairman. "Mrs. Chairn‘lan, I second the mo- tion,” said Mrs. Newbury. rising. . Mrs. John A. Walker, the wife of a former President of the Board of Edn- cation. tried to offer an amendment to the motion, but Mrs. Osgood informed her that it could not be entertained ._.until after the motion had been stated. The Chairman stated the motion, and then Mrs. \Valkcr offered an amend- ment to make it three inches, instead of four. Mrs. Horsley moved to amend the amendment by inserting the words, “in rainy weather." , “I am glad you said that,” said Mrs. Osgood. "What you offer is not an amendment to the amendment. but an amendment to the original motion. and cannot be entertained until the amend- ment is disposed of.” Mrs. Walker asked if it would be an tlillt‘lltllllt‘llt to the amendment to substitute two inches for three, and she was told that it would. By this time the ladies were very much interested. Mrs. \Valker's amendment was lost, and then Mrs. 'Horsley got in her amendment about rainy weather. Mrs. E. V. ll. Brinck- erhol‘i’ offered an amendment to include muddy weather. She said she thought. muddy weather was just as bad as rainy weather. The amendment to the amendment was carried, and with- out any further discussion the origi- nal motion as amended was adopted. The ladies left the meeting thoroughly convinced that the: are as well in- formed on parliamentary law as some Mrs. move said to said Mrs. 05- H- Congrcslimen. ,_ _ _ w’n Ekl. YE. NORWAL K '- GA :7. e 'r'T 3c. cpl clic- " Window Glass. Odd Sizes Cut to Order. - Putty in Bulk, and I, 3 8: 5 Pound Cans. Prepared-Paint, Oils and Turpen- tine, Hardware 8: . Housefu r n i s h- ings. H. H. WILLIAMS ‘ 7 Main St. well to glvc‘ us a call. of every dcscrzplzous. dress; .The ' S‘_L;|_j;3_a First of American NewspapersJ: 3.14:3 CHARLES. A. DANA" Editor. The American Constitution. the American Ideas, the American Spi:it.' 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