‘s. ,. ._ . .3 I , did not get any permanent help. - W“. , . 1L ROMANCE ON THE ICE. . . ‘ . Reasons for the Coolness That Exists Be- tween Two Brooklyn Lovers. , She was a poor Skater, she said, but‘ her escort, who thought she was just about perfect in everything else, in- - sisted that she could skate well enough for anybody’s criticism and that he wasn’t much of a skater himself, so they went to-. the park together one day last week and were very soon on the ice. Perhaps you might have seen them, for they were as noticeable as ever were two lovers from the country when. they first visit New York and take a walk on Broadway. Each had told the truth, but each secretly believed that she and he re- spectively was a better skater than she and he had pretendede When they were fairly “launched,” so to speak, “they took hold of each other’s hands, and in their attempt to maintain up- right positions their wrigglings and sawings of the air with their arms not in use suggested St. Vitus’ dance. “Look out there! Where are you go- ing?” shouted a skilled skater whom they suddenly plunged into and nearly upset. He had braced himself for the onset, and they split on him, as it were. She went one side and he the other. .Two pairs of hands were in the air as if trying to claw chunks out of the sky, then came the collapse. He went down. on his back, and she—well, she tried to sit down, but made quite a frantic and unnecessary effort. The ice seemed to her to meet her half way, and there was a very dull thud indeed. “There! I told you so!” shouted the skilled skater. He was addressing himself to the young lady’s escort, and at the same time gallantly went to the side of the young lady, apologized to her very handsomely for running into him, and assisted her to rise before her escort had found time to do anything but glare at him. Then the skilled skater said .to the young lady: “Per- mit me!” Holding her firmly in posi- tion, he gave her a fine “spin” across the lake and back again. By that time the escort had gained a tolerably erect position. “Hurt?” asked the skilled skater, pat-- ’ronizingly. No, the escortwas not hurt, except as to his feelings. He said, with a feeble attempt at politeness, that he was not injured and this time directed his glare at the young lady. The skilled skater smiled mischievously, raised his hat to the young lady and glided away. “F or my part,” snapped the escort, when they were left alone, “I think the ice is no good.” “Would you like to go home?” she asked, with a shade of stiffness and threeshades of sarcasm. They might as well, he grumbled. And when they got their 'skates off and started homeward the temperature seemed to grow colder. He said he might not be "up” that evening, as he ' expected to be detained in “the city,” and he has not been “up“ since.— Brooklyn Standard-Union. i Advice to a. Candidate. “I know what I’ll do,” said the young candidate. “I’ll lay in a big supply of plug tobacco, and every time I meet one of the hayseeds I’ll offer him a chew.” “You will do nothing of the sort,” said his manager. “You will go out without a bit and borrow a chew from every man you meet. Haven’t you got sense enough to know that the man you are under obligations to always feels warmer toward you than the man you have done a favor ?"—Indianapolis Journal. , It cures/ram lzead i0 foot. I The Heart Right. The Lungs Right. 1' In... Liver Right, _ ' The Blood Right, I - The Kidneys Right, ' The Nerves Right, The Health Right, Because it makes The Stomach Right. Eugene M. Hinds, of 83 North Spring Street, Con- cord, N. H., says:— “ Ihave . been troubled with indiges- tion and catarrh of the stomach" for several years. At times my stomach was very weak, and I had to give up work for awhile and doctor for i but ast summer I decided to try Puritans. It helped me at once, but I thought it might be like a lot of other remedies I had tried which were not permanent. Now it has been seven months since I‘left off taking It, and I have had no return of the old trouble. I would recommend Puritana to any one suf- fering with any stomach trouble.” It you are a suitor-er. act of your drn use on. great dboas‘couquorlongOvo (the rlcoio I , orgasm!» cum-anon 0 onto 0 of , one bottle of bottles um mam-incl iuone a e ' or write to o bfoit the day when 1 u I. enema ‘ . tarmac Compound 9., ‘ ‘ "AltMENIAN‘ WOMEN. Piety and Industry Their Principal Characteristics. Biblical Traditions Followed in the Home Life Which Keeps Successive Gen- erations Under One Roof—- Model Housekeepers. , The school of the Armenian woman is the home, and the first character- istic of the home, after its piety, is its industry. The households are large, sons bringing home their ‘wives and grandson's, theirs making up a family often of from forty to sixty persons. In the interior 'villages among the peasantry, the number is often much larger; This condition is a. relic of Biblical times, and is still necessary in many parts of Armenia for mutual protection and economy of living in a ' country where life is often dependent upod resistance to barbarous tribes and money and food products are sub- ject to the justice (‘1’) of Turkish taxa- tion. ' With primitive utensils and incon- venient methods of living it may be seen that industry is a necessity in such great establishments, and abso- lute cleanliness goes with it. A Frenchwoman, Mme. Chantre, who spent months in Armenia with her husband, an oculist. and had an un- usual opportunity to study the ways of the people, speaks emphatically of ‘this element of the Armenian home. "The Armenian warm-e 1,” says she, “are perfect housekeepers. Their houses are marvelously clean.” ' The servant problem does not exist in Armenia. All well-to-do households employ servants who come from the peasantry, and are trained in the service of a family and become a part of it. They “know their place,” as is said here. and yield all respect to their masters and mistresses; on the other hand, their “place” is known and re- spected by every member of the family. The Armenian women are expert and skillful cooks. Aprominent for- eigner who has traveled much through the country has said: “No one has eaten a good dinner who has not eaten one cooked by an Armenian.” The chief meal of the day is eaten in the evening after the work of the day is done. At this are served rich cereals and vegetables cooked with sur- passing delicacy and relish, and fruits, preserved and in their sea- son, of the most luscious and tempting varieties. Meat is used, but not so much as here. Armenia is a land of fruit and flowers, and the Armenian woman is deeply skilled in the art of preserving fruits and making confections from flowers. The time of such compound- ing and preparation is a. sort of holi- day. The whole household gathers for the ceremony; the fruit is prepared and put into great caldrons over which presides some experienced aunt or other relative specially secured for the occasion. The rest of the women as- sist according to the degree of their expertness, down to the younger daughters of the home, who can only earnestly watch and admire the skill» which‘it is their ambition to emulate some day. At the critical moments of .the operation, when a drop more or less of lemon juice or an added degree of heat too soon or too late may be fatal, care and watchfulness are in- tensified to the superlative degree. Silence reigns while tastes and tests are taken, and the weight of a nation can 'hardly burden its bearer more than the responsibility of her on whom rests the final decisive step. For the children it is aholiday pure and simple. Fruits and sweets abound and saucerfuls of the confections at various stages of the process are gen- erously dealt out. These preserves are offered to all who are guests of the household. Ceremonious visits would not be com- plete without them. Two fine glass bowls are Set out containing each a choice variety of the sweetmeats, with an ample supply of silver spoons and an array of crystal goblets filled with water. A spoonful of the sweet is taken by each guest and a sip of wa- ter, then Turkish coffee is handed round—N. Y. Times. I I Men Invented Corsets. The much maligned corset was in- vented and first worn by men. The earliest mention in the history of the article was by Aristophanes, who lived in the fifth century, B. C. In one of his comedies he ridicules a brother poet, who. inordinately vain of his personal beauty, was dissatisfied with the shape of his figure, which was far removed from ideal symmetry, being much too thin for his height. He therefore hit upon the plan of improv- ing his physique by incasing his body in an under-cuirass, made of little pieces of wood. The idea was imitated later on by another man, Emperor An- tonius Pius, who found great difficulty in persuading the ROman women to follow his example—N. Y. World. An Irresistible Offer. “How many ponies will Hen’s-Spur give for the hand of Homemade-Pie?” It was the maiden’s father, the great chief Bear’s-Breath. who spoke. “I have no ponies,” answered the young suitor, as he stood dangling the scalp of a red-headed man, which hung from his belt. _ “Ugh! Bean-Pod offers fifty dollars v and a mule,” said the chief, with a dis- dainful wafture of the hand. “But-—” pleaded the youth. The chief turned to listen. “But. I have a. bicycle, and you may leap’year.” With a. bound the chief clasped Ben’s-Spur in his arms. ‘ “Homemade-Pie is yours,” he said.— Harper’s Bazar. A Classical Instance. “I hear.” said Diana the huntress, as she rested her toe for an instant on the pedestal. “that Pygmalion is in love with Galatea." ‘ " “Indeed!” ejaculated the Bust of Minerva; “well, it’s a cinch that he gets the marble heart.”—Puck. ride it on the Fourth of J uly. of every ' MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS. ~Washington is noted for the beauty of the trees which line her sidewalks, and the reason lies. in the fact that for many years past she hasmade‘the care of them a municipal duty. -- ‘ Boston has solved the tramp pro - lem by requiring the “Weary Willies” to work for everything they receive at the Wayfarers’ lodge, and indignant men of leisure are boycotting the place. —The latest fashionable ailment in New York is “ammonia colds.” Accord- ing to the doctors who do businesswith gence in artificial ice rinks. The“shop- ping face,” the “golf straddle” and the “bicycle hump” are not in it. with this latest addiction. ~Nini Novgorod, in Russia, was al- most obliterated by fire in 1864. All the buildings and bazars in which were held the annual fair of merchants from all parts of Europe and Asia were blot- ted out, and that year most of the trad- ing was done in tents or temporary structures. ——Of every 1,000 clergyman between the ages of 45 and 65 only 15.93 die an- nually, but of every 1,000 doctors be- tween the ages of 45 and 65 no fewer than 28.03, it is said, die every year. Some statisticians attribute the high rate of mortality among medical men to the harassing nature of their duties. ——Last June James Bridgeford lost his fine $75 gold watch while plowing on his farm near Kelso, Wash. He hunted the land over at different times, drawing harrows'and even forking most of it over, but never could find the watch. The other day George McClellan came through the field and picked the watch up. -——A Frenchman named Villon has in- vented a novel method of sealing cham- pagne bottles. The loss and deteriora- tion of champagne due to the escape of gas, long, he says, made some process of perfect air-tight sealing desirable. M. Villon accomplishes this by covering the cork and part of the neck with a thin layer of copper electrically de- posited. AT A WIDOW'S WEDDING. Etiquette Which Governs This Highly Momentous Event. Etiquette governing the wedding of a widow has been recently reorganized and temporarily, at least, is finding high vogue among certain great ladies who are making second matrimonial ven- tures. The widow’s engagement ring is now a peridot, which in reality is an Indian chrysolite, and a deep leaf-green in color. The peridot ring is set about with diamonds, and when it arrives the lady gives her first engagement ring to her eldest daughter and her wedding ring to her eldest son. One week before the wedding a state- ly luncheon is given to the nearest and dearest of the old friends of the bride to be. After the engagement’s announce- ment she appears at no public func- tions. At the altar her dress may be of any subdued shade of satin. To make the “400” they are caused by overindul- “ _ _ . I m light gowns and. bearing big 'up for the absence” of veil and orange blossoms, profusions of white lace trim the skirt and waist of the bridal gown en secondos noces. Even the bonnet is of white lace and the bouquet is prefer- ably of white orchids. And up the aisle the lady goes, hand in hand with her youngest child, no matter whether it is a boy or girl. The little one wears an elabOrate white costume, holds the bride’s bouquet, and precedes the newly married pair to the church door. Where there is a large family of children and a desire on the widow’s part for a trifle more display than is usually accorded on such occasions, all of her daughters, bouquets, support their mother to th altar. » - ' An informal little breakfast now fol- lows the ceremony. Such a breakfast is scarcely more than a light, simple luncheon, served from the buifet,wound up by a wedding cake and a toasting posse-t, but the bride of a second mar- riage does not distribute cake nor her bouquet among her friends.“ Her car- ri age horses do not wear favors, either. though shoes and rice can be freely scat- tered in her Wake, and, to the. comfort and economy of her friends, she does not expect anything elaborate in the way of weddin ifts.———N. Y. Sun. g£______ ga- i / HIS MISTAKE. A Young Lawy Happy Retort to a Presiding Judge. The New York Recorder gives a story of a young lawyer who evidently did not consider the well-known learning of the judge a sufficient reason for omit- ting evidence of his own attainments. The judge was compelled to listen to a case that had been appealed from one of the police courts. The young prac- titioner who appeared for the appellant was long and tedious; he brought in all of the elementary text. books and quoted the fundamental propositions of the law. At last the judge thought it was time to make an effort. to close the argument. “Can we not assume,” he said, pom- pously, “that the court knows a little about law itself?” . “That’s the very mistake I made in , the. other court,” answered the young orator, “and I don’t wanttolet. it defeat me twice.” Pope Was Not offended. The London Morning Post tells a pleasant story of Pope Leo’s kindliness. It seems that not long ago an English lady, a Protestant, with her little son, 11 years old, and her daughter, ob- tained an audience of the pope, through the good offices of Cardinal Rampolla, the papal secretary of state. The latter invited the boy to kiss the pope’s slipper. “We don’t kiss people’s feet in Eng-- land,” said the little fellow, “but he’s a nice old gentleman, and I’ll kiss his" hand, if he likes.” The pope was de- lighted With the little fellow’s answer, and paid him several compliments in Italian. Tobacco ALWAYS STANDARD The ,.. THE 0 0 will, as alwa s. The New York Weekly Its campaign news and discussions will All the news of t. elaborate descriptions, and a vanety 0 Family Paper. We furnish The Gazette and (both papers), Write your name and address on a 'postal a. A. FRANKE. 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Best, Room 2 a sample copy of THE NEW YORK 4— . ._..‘- The lanai-1n Insurance ca Has now Completed ts /. 32d SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS YEAR, And has not. outstanding a. dollar of unuai losses; or clainfis ilfor losses. No sound com. use re e 8 . . 13%;?McfiwgiifeiZPges..G.B.St.JohnNice-Pres F, E. Shaw, Sec. Geo. B. Cowles, Resident Sec, M. u." mm... Tricks of Rascals Who Rifle Uncle Sam's Letter Boxes. Much Money Is Annually Pllfered from Envelopes by Expert Operators— Schemes by Which They Are Caught. One of the few cases of rec‘ent occur- rence where money has been stolen in the New York postoflice happened in March, 1895, when a clerk named Lagan was detected in secreting letters. It was his duty to distribute the let- ters into boxes, and as he did this rapid- ly he managed to throw about one out of five into his vest, which was really a. large pouch open at the tep. Lagan was sentenced to three years in prison. In the fall of 1891 a gang of expert thieves was found to be plundering mail boxes all over the country. In each city they would proceed in the same manner, their first care being to get possession of file padlock attached to a mail box, which they could easily do by sawing through the staple. Having procured this lock, it was child’s play for them to make a key which would fit it, and this key would open any mail box in the city. Having provided themselves with the key, the rest was plain sailing. Every evening one of the thieves, disguised in the regulation uniform, would make his round from box to box in the most open way, being practically free from inter- ference or suspicion, since not even the policeman in any neighborhood or resi- dent-s there would have any idea that he was not a postman, perhaps a new one, and he would be left free to go ahead with his depredations. The stolen mail thus obtained would be brought to the rooms occupied by the thieves and there carefully examined. Every letter would be opened, either by steaming the envelope or with a pen- knife, and if found to contain nothing valuable would be rescaled and mailed again, so as to lessen the chances of suspicion. Of course, money and all ar- ticles of value were retained, and a great quantity of checks were obtained in this way, the latter being in many in— stances “raised” or “altered” so that the conspirators were able to realize large sums on them. The originator of this ingenious scheme of robbery was Prentiss Tiller, who is now “serving time” in the J ack- son penitentiary, while his-accomplices were sentenced to from 10 to 15 years. As it is almost impossible to take postofiice thieves in the act of robbing the mails, the inspectors have to rely upon ruses in discovering the guilty clerk or employe. One of the most‘com- mon and successful devices is that of the test letter, a trap in which many lightrfingcred employes have been taken. After weeks. sometimes months, of surveillance, the question of guilt is narrowed down to two or three men, upon whom the decoy leter or package is then tried. For instance, if the complaints have been in regard to small pieces of jew- elry, such as are often sent through the mail, the test letter will contain a scarf- pin or a pair of sleeve buttons, inclosed in such a way that they can be plainly felt by anyone handling the letter. ’ And if money has been stolen, then the letter is prepared with bank netes wrapped in thin paper, so that they can be readily seen on holding the letter up to the light. Whatever is inclosed in the letter is marked in such a way that . it may be easily identified afterward. -~ Thus prepared, the test letter is mailed in the district from which came the letter in regard to which complaint has been made. The letter is posted by one of the inspectors, who, unknown to the postman, stands near by and watches until the letter is gathered up. Returning to the office, the inspector notes whether the letter is in the mail pouch which is to carry it to its destina- tion. If it is not there the field of sus- picion is narrowed down to the postman who carried it from the box to the office and to the clerks who handled it while being stamped and put in the mail pouch. If the letter is found in the-pouch, then it is checked at every subsequent point where it is liable to be handled, the checking being done by the inspect- or in charge, who in no instance inter- feres until the usual opportunity for theft has been accorded. As soon as the inspector who is on the trail of a test letter finds that it has dis- appeared, and concludes from his check system that it must have been abstract- ed by one of two or three men, be im- mediately orders those men to be taken to a private room and searched—— searched thoroughly, so that if the tell- tale bill or obje’ct is on their person it must be discovered. There are many complaints of money lost in the mails, which upon investiga— tion prove to have their source in the ' dishonesty of employes. Porters, office boys, petty clerks, all have opportuni— ties to take what they know are valu- able letters, and often avail themselves of them. For instance, only a short time ago many complaints were received from the Presbyterian missions, which were . losing money at an extraordinary rate. The culprit proved to be their office boy, a lad of 16, with a salary of four dollars a- week. ‘ He confessed'his fault, and said that he had spent the money in taking his girl to the theater; that they went two or three times a week, and that he liked to give her small preséiits. There are many similar cases, and a remarkable feature of them is' that often the people who have made the complaint refuse to press it when they know it concerns one of their employes, and sometimes they do not even dis- charge the oifender.—Boston'Globe. Railroads in India. 'A good deal of public interest attaches to the Ahmedabad-Parantij railway line from the fact of its being the first- .railway constructed by private enter- prise in India with— rupee capital. ‘ It Seem to Have held on toi- More mu ' _ a Century. For more than 100 years, it was said, a fatal Spell hung over the Goldsmids. Toward the close of the 18th cen- tury there died in London the Rabbi de Falk, who enjoyed a high reputation as, a. seer. He left to Aaron Goldsmid, a great-greatgrandfather of the late member for St. Pancras, a. sealed packet, with injunctions that it was to be care- fully rreserved, but never opened. The bran-ch of the Goldsmid family in this country was warned that as long as his order was obeyed, so long would the Goldsmids flourish like a young bay tree. If it were disregarded, i11- fortune would for all time dog the foot- steps of the race. Aaron Goldsmid left the packet inviolate for some years. One day, curiosity becoming ungovern- able, he opened it. When his servant came to call him he was found dead. Aaron Goldsmid left a large portion of his fortune to two sons, Benjamin and Abraham. . These went into business on the London stock exchange, and vast- ly increased their patrimony. Benja- min founded a naval college and per- formed man-y acts of less known gener- osity. He lived long, but the curse of the cabalist overtook him. Enormous- Iy rich, the delusionth..’.'ha.uw11d.die a pauper fastened upon him, and to avoid such conclusion of the matter, he, on April 5, 1808, being in his 55th year, died by his own hand. Twoyears later his brother Abraham, being con- earned in a ministerial loan of £ 14,000.- 000, lost his nerve, blundered and bungled, sank into a-condition of helpless despondcncy, and on September 28, 1810, a day on which a. sum of ,£ 500,000 was due from him, he was found dead in his room. The fortunes of the family were re- stored by Isaac Goldsmid, nephew of the hapless brothers and grandson of the founder of the English house. Like all the Goldsmids, Isaac was a man of generous nature and philanthropic tendencies. ,With him it seemed that the curse of the cabaiist had run its course. It is true that before he died he lapsed into a state of cliildishness. But he had at the time passed the limit of age of fourscore years, after which as one of the kings of his race wrote centuries back, man’s days are but labor and sorrow. Isaac Goldsmid was succeeded in his fortune and his baron- etcy by his son Francis, on whom the curse of the cabalist seemed to fall when he was fatally mangled between the engines and the rails at Waterloo sta- tion—H. W. Lucy, in “From Behind the Speaker’s Chair." WOULD NOT CUT HIS HAIR. Marshal Canrobert Refused to Obey the . Army Regulations. It was a singular fact that the late Marshal Conrobert, the last of the -French marshals, offered in himself a constant example of the violations of the regulations of the army in which he was so conspicuous an officer. Through- out almost the whole of his military service Canrobert were long hair flow- ing down his shoulders, and this hair was a sort of oriflamme to the soldiers. But ever since the year 1833 the French army. regulations have positively re- quired that every oflicer and soldier shall wear closely cut hair, “without any tufts, curls or ringlets whatsoever.” and severe penalties are provided for persistence in letting the hair grow long. Canrobert had a profuse mass of hair which he was very proud of. It was cropped to his great grief when he Went into the military school of St. Cry in. 1826, but when, as a young officer, he went into the Algerian war in 1835 he profited by the relaxation of many ré’g— ulat-ions there to let hishair grow down his shoulders again. Several years later, also, in Algeria Col. Canrobert, bare- headed, led a heroic charge at Zaatcha and his long floating hair, in the thick of the combat, served as a rallying sign to the zouaves as they swarmedthrough the breach. After this war Canrobert’s head of hair had already become so fa- mous that no superior ventured to com- mand him to cut it off, though Gen. Pclissier, who hated him, once called him “professor” in a cafe in Paris, and by way of excuse affected to have mis- atken him for a doctor of philoSophy on account of his hair. The emperor Napoleon III. did once venture to remonstrate with Canrobert for wearing long hair. The marshal’s response was very “Frenchy.” “Sire,” he said, “my hair belongs to history!” ' He did not cut it off. It floated all through the French and German war, becoming legendary among the soldiers. Long since it became snow white and fell upon. the old marshal’s shoulders in his declining days, and it clustered about them as his body lately lay in state in Paris—London Tit-Bits. Canadian English. ' F When Jean Baptiste goes on his trav- els he takes a ticket, with a check for his baggage, and enters a train. (He used to go to the station in a gig, ac~ _ ,. carding to M. de Gaspe, but I never heard him use the word, though I know. he patronizes the cab-stand rather than .‘the “place de fiacrcs.”) “All aboard!” shouts the French guard. “All right.” says the French passenger. I remem- ber one day, going down from. Mon— ;ftreal to Quebec, hearing the guard ask “a swarthy habitant for his “billet:” ,“Eh?” said he, puzzled. “Votre ti- guette,” explained the guard. “0h, Je lcomprcnds. Le voici.” I have even encountered a sentence like this: “Nous 'Jeur donnerons des free ticket.” Jean Baptiste will also tell you, if you. desire (Such information, that the train con- sists of “douze chars et un engin,” in- stead-of “d'ouze wagons et un locomo- tive;” but he still finds time to call the railway itself a “ch’min d’fer,” having 'cut down the syllables from four. to two—Contemporary Review. ——A traveler by mail routes may cover the distance between New York and San Domingo city in nine days. ' ‘ MASEAMIL‘Y' coaSE. old Dumb merchant who founded the ' ~....~