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I\T()RWALK, CONN. TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 1855.

VOLUME XXXVIII.«-NUMBER 

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WM. D. HAIGHT,

- .PV.¢at--Side the Bn'dge,~J\v"orwaIk, Conn.
 ’- ._;.~ _.i ~_1n.s.vr4c'ruasn at Danna IN
31°Y9§jf TiBo".3h°9t ‘T011. and
' " "9‘?.??.1§‘§3 ..W.43E,3s
Ra_(4_ges, .‘.F_‘u77j¢aces,, B’/i2"tam'a Q Crack-
- cry. Waxes,-Chain Pumps, Lead

and Lead Pipe, Groceries,

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Seasonable

- DRY GOODS.

- HE Subscriber would return his thanks fol‘
. the very liberal put-1'otiu,«ze with which hifi
- Store has been favored the year-past,nnd hopes
lb aconstant attention to the wants of the
i tgading public and by it system of fair and hon-
} orable dealing, to retain his share of trade for
,5 the y'c:ti'§iis1iliig.1 His Sdtoclli cpnaprxggs tat all
' time:-' a c olcc ant vane 80 cc I0 as loun-
I ble and seasonable Dry ‘Goods, ofcvery quality
‘and price. lie is confident that purchasers
i-will find every article purchased at his store,
‘equal in qimlity, and as cheap in price, as can
Ibe obtained elsewhere. Particular attention

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I sold at the lowest market prices.
Jan. 16. L. H. RA-NDLI-l.

G. FIELDS,

! Manufacturer and Dealer in
i BOOTS; 83036 AND 1111333115-
THE subscriber has on hand and is ready for

ordcrs of all kinds of Water Proof Boots,
and Dress Boots, of French Calf or Patent
' Leather. From his long practice in this branch

turc. He has also a general assortment of
Congress Shoes, Oxford ties, brogans, die.-

For the Ladies, he has a. complete stock of
Gaiter and Morocco Boots, Buskins, &c.

Children’e work of all descriptions on ' hand
and made to order. India Rubber Boots and
Shoes of all kinds, at C. FIELDS, opposite
Danbury or Norwalk R. R. Depot.

Ncrwalk, Nov.,l9, 1954. ly47

E NORWALK. HAT.

cap and Far Emporium.

THE -subscriber ~ having -removed to No,
2 Skiddy’s Block, would say, that. having
just made very.-large additions -to his former
stock, ofnew and fashionable goods inhis
line, would now_call the. attention of the public,
generally, to the ,_'gr_eat' advantages which ‘he
is enabledto, oifer~"over‘~his competitors in
Norwalk. ‘Confining:'our.- whole attention to
thimne branch of busi.ness,L we fe;e;1 ..that.: We
can make purchases and secure _a much better
quality, of goods,_ than ,those'-_compara__t'ively
unacquainted with the business. We“ have
now on hand -a fuss ‘assortment of HA'I‘S,jlISt
suited to the season and the wants of the com-
munity.-¢For_-further particulars, just drop in
and examine. for yourselves, at No. 2, Ski_ddy’s

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o._a 2:. K. LOOKWOOD, §
N0.“-WALK -CONN-. 3
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-rm, sneer IRON & corrra ;
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._SEoiIe:, ' Rla-rages, F'm“n.a’a;-s, Cutlery,
3rs'_fn7g_n‘ia, Porceiain and Wooden
I _ .7ICa;2'e, t_z-71_.djK_e3t.ghen F-urvzimre
in general, ‘Pumps, Sheer
Lead 4- Lead Pipe,
' I-Crockery, Giant‘
and Ciaafeziz '
W7-.':.re. 

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 I , «I; 2'. morn.’ .
Itttorney and Gounselor at Law,
,oi«*1«*IoE OVER u1.aL,1.oJrY's STORE
Norwalk, Conn.
rr. s.'nIin_'ns ,.
A , soc'cn.=.son_ro' , ,

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Bookseller. Stationer dz Binder.
l-7; -Moira -Street, -Norqwaiai-.

. , .. . --P§RO.WIT'1,‘. 5
.':Eea.e_h.e;x° ‘of Music.
Lessonaon the Piano Forte. Melodeon, and in
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mono‘: and ‘Melodeons selected, with great care
: .nsw.1dtonenndquality,‘for those desiring to
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V L i"'l':,i_‘o It a s 3‘ on

" F,§"_;‘z-rravtreci to pIe¢'1‘3,ef-aflll Goodffudges

, . P. H. NASH,
Wnonzsntn up Rsr.m_.~DE.u..nn is
S I} S .
1 -- nnvcirnornnaa-or
TIN,‘ SHEET IRON & 'CllPPE‘.Il
‘ __ W‘Ti7aié'es,
Ha:;ccnsza.ntly on -hand almge assert
-mam‘ ‘. general? House-keeping

F2sr'riittt're, ' tit" so.-1_Nomazi-,
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florwalk. Fdflt 0500.

sea-.-Water, 7.30 4.3., 1.30, 4.30 Piaf.
EAST, 8.80..» .\t., 4.30 P» 3.
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' found at the well known establishment of

B1ock.hi_aiEstreet. ,n._c. _RANDLE'.'
NOEWALK EIVIPORIUIVI ‘.

 

PROVISIONS, FRUITS,
Vegetables. of Fish all kinds.
Clams, oysters, &c.

As good as the market affords, constantly to be

ALLEN, MEEKER &- CO.

fi§‘ Goods of the above description received
daily, and for sale at wholesale and retail on
the mostfavorable terms.

— Lime.
I00 Bbls. of Lime for sale by T. L. PECK.

- ready

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= House and Sign Painting

ESTABLISHMENT.

H I-2 subscriber would again announce to his
friends and the public, that he is in the
field ready for the campaign of 1855, and will
be glad to attend to any orders for House,
Sign, and Ornamental Pa-inti-ng, I’-‘ilding,
G2-airting, and Paper Hanging. Particular

bellishing Sign my, &c., par the getting
up of which he po sees unequalled facilities-
Give us a call. GEORGE MARVIN.
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Ndfwalk Conn.

DYING‘-.

HE subscriber would return his thanks for
the very liberal patronage which the
Public have favored him with for the past
year, would respectfully inform his customers
that he is prepared to execute all orders in a
superior umunnr. Silks, Morinoes. Paramet-
tas, Deluiues, Shawls, Ribbons, Gloves, and
Stockings dyed all colors ever week.
Brochc Shawls cleaned eqna to new, Grape
Shawls cleaned and dyed all colors. and the
new China finish put on equal to nc.w.

All orders left at the subscribers residence
at Winnipauk, or at She pherd’s Bakery, a
Norwalk, or ol‘Jo &: Sons Danbury, Ct., a n
301Bowc-ry, N. ., will receive attention.

10 .- - JOHN PICKENS.

NoRwALk_
Agricultural Store!

BE Subscriber hujustyopéned at the store
adjoining J oaeph R. lIanford’s Shoe Store,
a very extensive and complete assortment of
Agricultural Implements,

Such as Plows Hart-ows,“0x Yokes, "Garden-
er’a-tools, Pruniug.Knives,"Shenrs, &!c., &c.,

.g ved.

which he will sell upon as reasonable termsas
Farmers, Gardeners and otherawill find it to
their interest to" give me a call before purchas-

in "elsewhere; V ' M. J. FINLEY;
. p . . ,gpg
Watches, "Jewelry - and 'I«,‘,ar_1cy

 9._'.c'.>;.c.:I. at -‘
New Spring . Stock!
 from New York with 0 new stock of
Fashionable Jewelry, Watches, Plated
Ware and Fancy Goods, which he oflerito his
Clocks and Watches repaired.
ccord‘eons tuned and repaired.

ofllu Plates, Spoons, Rings. neatly en-

No. 2, Skiddy-‘,s Block.

To the Public. - V

HE Subscriber would inform’ the Citizens
to receive orders for his Iurnovnn RE-
VOLVING OLOTHES LINE FRAME, which
he will furnish and at up in good style at a
respect to any now in use, --and will warrant
entire satisfaction. Information respecting
their mcrits.&c., can be had by inquiring at

can be purchased anywhere in the _-.County.-
orwalk, Feb. 16, 1855.

THE Subscriber has just returned
customers very cheap. ,

O. S. CLARK,

. oi‘Norwaflt and Vicinity, that he is-now

reasonable price. hey are superior in every

the Ga-zettolOtlice and at the Store of E E.

- Knapp, or by addressing the Subscriber at

Derby, Ct, where they are 1n:tnufacx.ured.——
Orders left at the above places will receive

Timber and Latina
AT ’S'OUTH NORTVALK.

350,000 Plastering Laths.

50,000 Feet Pine and Spruce Timber.

10,000 Pine Picketsjust rec’d and for sale
y ~ THOS. L. PECK.
South Norwsllr. Aug. 2.-1853.

New Good: 'at Southport.
UGUSTU S JENNINGS has opened during
A the past week 9. large and well selected
assortment of DRY GOODS, Dar Gaocnnnzs,
Caocar.nr.FunxIrvnn, Cnrnnnsxs AND L.u>n:s
Snorzs, Hus, Cars to Limit-:sl3o>:::t:1's, Looking
Glasses, Paper Hangings, ll'indow Shades,
UmbrelIas;‘ParasoIs, Trunks, }Vurp, Batting,
src, A weekly supply of fashionable goods.-
All orders prompt y filled at the lowest cash
prices; Satisfaction given or goods may be

returned. -~ » -
SEWING,

Coats, Pants. Vests, Drawers, &c.,constantly
on hand for all good Sewers. Those in Nor-
walk can be an plied everv Monday from the
dwelli of Mr. ewis _Smlth,in South Norwalk,
between'9 and 12 o'clock, A. M. Those on
Redding Ridge and vicinity can be supplied
from Samuel 0sborn’s every otherwednesday,
P. 31., commencing link of May.

Soitthrort. May 24. 1854- 19

wo osa-an "rm-us::' '
CORNER OF EIAINAND WHITE “STREETS.
~ 1~:e,a_r_t-,h,e, jfiail "Road Depot.
7 BE subscribér having leased the ubove'nam-
ed Hotel, is prepared to receive libarders
and transient visiters. ' -The House isahilllldiuli
iy supplied with spring water, and has all. the
conveniences necessary to make guests 0.911110”-
able, and the undersigned feels confide.nt'..i'.I‘0m
the experience that he‘ has hadln the business
of hotel keepifng, that he cap! gig: 
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to those who over I 6132‘ IR.‘ FOR STER.
N. B.-—-Warmand Cold. Water .B.9-til! !‘¢.l¢17'

large: and best _seZectz¢,m,, of Family GTO-
ceries and Provisions, to be follnd ID‘ 5.9”“
Korwalk. which he ‘offers to his customers and
the public, at greatly reduced prices. Ills fa___-
cilities are such_-that-he_will be constantly re-_
celving new and fresh supplies. of g.0o¢.!S..fi3 ‘he’
wants of his Customers may require, which will
always be of the best quality and sold at the
very lowest possible price, and he would re-
spect-full solicitnn examination and trial of the
same. — '-. GEO. W. SMITH. '

South“ l‘Iorv.'all:, May 15th, 1854. ‘ ' _

 Land For sale.

_ ABOUT eight acres of good land, near

._\,[3,1n-st.,ol_1e mile north of the Bridge,is offered
far gale upon very reasonable terms. It is ad-
mirably adapted i'or_building lots, or for gard-
ening purposes, having a quick and rich soil,
and a, lax-go bed of vegetable mould,or compost

. Kai! Due-—-D.'& N R." R., 8.00 A. xx‘.
-- ~' ‘ Wear, 30 A. 2.1., 6.00 r. M.
EL’-31‘, 3 v
R. A. WIL

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“ 8. 0 A. 5r.,.8 r..n.

, . IA_.\IS, P. M.

Telegraph Office Open.-

" HE‘ Telegraph Oifice in Norwalk is now

T open on week daysfrom 8 A.M. to 9P.M.,

and on the Sabbath from 7 to 8 o'clock, P. M.

_0mqe as . heretofore at Austen’s Daguerreml

Rooms, Danbury and Norwalk Railroad Depot.
Qctober 12th, 1854. ‘ly -

Building Moving,
' Br Cnaams Tunas.

LL orders for building raising and mov-
ing, left With the Subscriber, yvill rec;-Ive
M-gmpt attention _and be executed In the safest
Qma mo,-,t expeditious manner.
1541' ' JOSEPH SHEPHERD,
- Carriage Maker, fig em.

-I. LL-‘Jobbing in Tina-:-rs Lilac
nentnass and dispatch. at
‘ F‘. H‘. N.-ISITS. So. .-’lv’ur'lL-all.-.

I M Horsehlankets.

‘-_~;E of the best and cheapest assortmenis
of Carriage an,d,Stal>le.Ii.orse Blankets.

are to found at ,_ . V .W)l. S. JONES.
Bis: side the Bridge. Wesfrorbck 46

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. ' ‘Mexican Guano.
HIS celebrated fertilizer. which is pro-
nounced Cby Agricultural Chemists and
others who have used it, to be much superior
to allother varieties, may be had of the sub-

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manure thereon,oritis well calculated for n
. m-gt rate meadow. It is well fenced and in a
i 7&1-y eligible location. Forfiiriher particulars
, .-nquirent this ofiice. _ tt‘3
; - Hardware and Cutlery,
, Meg/;.a.nics‘.TooZs, F (L-rm iyzg L're(zsil
j C1‘-ems, Pistols, Iron and Steel,
. . Ti-”7'7zdou' Giass, Pa7"nt.s~
, and Oils.
- HE subscriber has nowin store, and is con-
‘ T stantly receiving direct from the manu-
’ facturers, a. large supply of foreign and domes‘
stic goods. under the above denominations;
'1 which makes his assortment of articles suited
‘ to this market, equal to any in the state. and
which will be sold either wholesale or retail,
on asfavorable terms as canbe purchased in
.New York. For list oforticles and prices,

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‘« purchasers are requested to call and examine
E for themselves. W.M- C- STREET-

l\’orwalk.‘.\prIi ‘Hill.

Ware Rooms at
E-STPDR-'1‘ !

 Cabinet
-is W

 . tlmir friends and the public generally. that
, tlir-j:

0.r-‘- --till located :1 few doors north of the

 turnbikc-, opposite the store of Alva Gray, Estate to exhibit their claims for setfle'ment.- 1 the fun, got (I good place, ‘one fat Irish-
j where may be found a large and splendid as- i’l‘hose who neglect to present their accounts, ‘ man’; goes,‘ ‘Emu " Gabriel, tin ham,

-, ; sort_meut _0I'CIi3I.\'E’I‘ Wane in general.

, L/yz..’.z.-rt-a.-’.-ing in all itsdepartmeuts attended
, :0 atthe .-thortr.-st noticesund upon reasonable
-erms. ‘

An examination of our stock and przces is
respectfully solicited, as we are determined not
to be undersold,b -any similarestablishment
in the County. ssovn a shuns. some

at all hours. (D,a,nb;nry,jSept. 5, I853. tf36
Cheaper--than Eve '-
‘ ‘ '~ .Jl‘7fff/re, ‘South JV'or.,w1_1'Ik - ‘ , _
ts ~Ro_.c.I.'.n Y :5. iron 1:. .

THE subscriber has on hand-_by far til?‘

"iHEi.-_r-.hscribc-.1-.s would respectfully inform '-

prompt attention. 0. '1‘. PROCTOR.

Derby, Feb. 12, 1855. - tf8

Improved Daguerrootypes
In New and S';z2le2z.d2'-d Cases .’

UST received a large assortment of every
variety of plain and fancy cases,including
the new style of Patent Union Cases, which
are considered by all, as a most beautiful and
durable article. Also on hand stereoscope ca-
ses, with carefully selected lens, which have
the efi‘ect to condense two Dagucrreotypes ta-
ken at different angles into one, and thereby
shows the features in 0 most perfect and life-
like manner. Personscan have noconceeption
of the beautiful effect thus produced unless
theyhave seen them. The subscriber is also
taking with wonderful success Crayon Daguer-
reotypea, and at a very low rate. It is a.very
common occurrence for persons who have had
their likenesses taken in New York and else-
where, to have them retaken at the subscri-
ber’s gallery. JOHN AUSTEN.
P. S. A large assortment of fancy cases,
Souvenors, Annuals, Tokens, Lockets, &c., de-
signed expressly for Holiday Gifts. Don’t fail
to call and get a picture, over Danbury and
Norwalk Railroad Depot. ' ‘ 51

PAP-ER I-IANGING98 DEPOT,

No. 44 Courtland-St., N. Y.
Nearly opposite the Merchant's got-el.

THE Cnorox MANUFACTURING Co. or anized
under the General ltiannfacturing. aw of
the State of New York. offers at wholesale, in
quantities to suit purchasers, _ at manufactur-
ers Lowest Prices, for cash or "approved cred-
it-Paper Hangings of every variety of style
and price with borders to match. ..Fire board
Prints in great variety. Transparent Window
Shades, Oil painted Window. Shades,_ wide
Window Curtain papers andwindow shade
Fixtures. of the latest styles and superior-fim
ish, all of their own manufacture a_nd..importa-
tlou. As their stock is large and-entirely new
they invite Merchants, Booksellers and Deal-
ers in these articles to call and examine their
styles and’ prices wheneverthey visit the city.

New York, March 1, 1855. ; : 3t11

A" Perm For Sale,

. .. ONTAINING about 37 acres of lnnd,well

watered, with a good dwellingthouse and
burn, and several other outhouses thereon
standing, situated about 5, mile from the

Railroad, and about three miles from the vil-
lage, it isunder a good state of cultivation,
-it-being well wooded,. and will be sold at a
bargain. For further particulars -enquire of
Hunt? Bsan-' , at Norwalk, or. Brunnrrfisens
near the premises. ’ - - 5t9

For Sale!

‘STOUT Horse, suitable for farm, or other
heavy work. Is sound, and good in
double or -single ha.rnesa,.and_ will be sold
cheap, as the owner has no use for him, Also,
a wurzonend harness, wag’on‘suitabl"e for "n
carmim. For particulars enquire 6f - '
GEORGE E. SMITH,
Expressman, South J\“arwall.-.

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Stale of C‘onnech'cu!, Fairficld County, as.
‘ ’.Br.z'dgrpor!, Jlzfarch 1»7?;hy 1.855-
i-‘.c.\'Icr Bninr, vs.. . zP+-tition to forc-
ELIZA iloozns, and others. _ -close. .
T appearing to the undersigned authority
that the above entitled Petition hns,.b8el1
brought. to foreclose the Equity of Redemp-
tion in the Homestead of J ASOX Smrn, late.of
Reddiug in said County, deceased, -and made
returnable to the Superior Court next 150 118
holden at Bridgeport, in said County. 011 the.
Tuesday next following the first Monday of
April. 18.35, and that certain of the heirs at law
of said deceased, reside out of this State and
have had no notice of the pcndency of said Pe-
tition. It is thereupon ordered that notice of‘
pendency of said Petition be given to said
heirs, by the publication of this order in the
Norwallr Gazette. two weeks successively at
least one week before said session of said Su-
perior Couri. AMOS St TREAT,
Clerk of the Superior Court,
2H? for Fairfleld County.

jDis!rz'(-I of .\"urwaIl.-, ss. P1-abate Chitrt,
i " Marc}: 8th, 1855.

‘ STATE of ABIGAIL WEBB, late of Nor- 7

I walk. in .-raid District, deceased.

The Court of Probate for the .Disiriet of
3 Norwalli. hath limited and allowed, six month;
from the date hereof‘ for the creditors of said

lproperly i1iI.(.’.-“ll-CII. within said time. will be
1 debarred arccovery. All persons indebted to.
i said Estate are requested,_t_o make .immedio.te

i payment to RU".-tl:iA'H"KEELlERI',
' 3t*ll _ _ umlministratrix.
OLBURN’S Intellectual Arithmetic, a new
' Iilppl’ 53 KNAPPS.

Ridgefield depot, of the Danbury so Norwalk .

' and, after a preliminary overture on his

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I Letter to a Young Friend.
Dun Sm-——This day, by Adams is Co's.

Express, I forward youla package, containing

j’ the Book you requested me to send you. -I beg

attention will be paid to Lettering and cm- ' you will give it a careful reading, and let me '

know the result. What if the author has oc-
casionally “ pulled the wool over o r eyes” it.
little‘! we have had our money’a worth-the
thing has been well done,—-to ask more would
be unreasonable, ungrateful.

The book will have a great run. Friend
and foe will read it, after all. And who is
there that does not feel proud of the " Great
Showman?” What native son of our happy
New England soil that does not feel proud to
extend the right hand of fellowship, and claim
Barnum as abrother Yankee? In conclusion;
allow me to add a littleof my moonshine.

"G0 AHEAD!"
, " Go ahead I go ahead l”—-“ quicker time,” my
j » good fellow, .

It never will answer to nfqpe and to drawl ;
Unless you've a touch of the “ Steamboat,”

about you.

You never can be “ any "pumpkins at all i"

1

You live in an age, air, of steal: and of light-

ning, . - .
Push out on the ocean, and rush thro’ th
foam; .
Have an eye" for good fortune”--n heart for
_ all danger, ' ‘ , .
And then, air, the world will consider you
at ‘,0,'ne_n

Be honest in all .things——but do,n"t too whiner ;
Be honest-—.be thankful for life’: daily bread :
Ife’er you’re an Artist, why grave it on marble.
If I Preacher, why preach it-—hut sir, "‘ go
ahead i”

‘Be honest, and firm, and decided in action,

Be honest, but sir have an eye to the steam.’

If Merchant, why write it on day-bop]: and
ledger,

Be honet, but quick’ sir, to “ balance the
beam.”

The Book that I send you prescribes you the
lesson.

The way, and the manner, is truthfully-told;

The furlongs are counted, the milestones are

numbered,
On the long crooked journey to glory and
gold. ‘ ' -
The book that I send you unfolds. the great
problem ; .

The author himself is a text in life's dream ;

He tells you we marry quick-die quick, and-
so-forth,

In short, he’a 9. type sir, ofrailroud and steam,

Then read it and ponder, and treasure the
moral, ’
The lines are w*lrnwn, and the. lesson 1.-
true_; ’
He tellsyon that “tact,” is the day-star of
fortune, ‘

That chances are equal for Gentile and Jew.

Be sober, be cheerful, be liberal with Printers,

This sir’s the great maxim, the author de-
clarec;

Whatever’: your calling, let printer proclaim

it-

He tells you ’twill show the bright side of

your wares.

He tells you we’re hurrying o*ei- the great
ocean,
That life is at best but a counterfeit dime ;
We're on a quick journey, like armies of
soldiers,
And Time, in his “ Quick Step,” is hurrying
time!
 Go ahead 1” -* go ahead I” is the world’s rt.
ling motto ; _
Slowxhoats and slow coaches, wont answer
these time:
Let the fluid electric thrill thro’ every muscle,
‘Tia do or die” ones’, air, that pocket the
dimes! V
Then.“ go ahead”-—pnsh ahead—crbwd up the
boiler, , . ,
It never. willanswer to mope and to drnwl ;
Unless you've a touc_h,of.thc steamboat about
you. _ I
You never can "be any pumpkins” at all-
Elmwood, March 3d.=. H. B. W.

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.Doe'ItickI* Letters.
DOESTICKS THE - srnsnr
PREACBING. ’ -
‘NEW -YORK-,'Oc’t. -19, 1864.
Seventeen-leundied and one, Narrow st.
Got tired of Ne\‘v‘Y_ork," although it is
a town of considerable consequence.-—
\Vanted to use-'thev\vorid; -so started for
the Seven-by-nine‘ State of Bhode Island,
where they Iliinglevthe houses all over,
and put the-windows in the roof; where
they make ’their—ra'il-fences out of cobble
stones; whore’-the, ducks -roost on the
"fence,-and hatchtheir y.-JLuig'onés in the
tops of the cherry -'tr’é’es'; where the men
look so ‘much alike,-tlx:-it wives often
kiss the xvrong’-individual. [Dnmphool
says it’s a way women-.l_na vs, ‘all the world
over.] Went to the" City of Providence
where all the min-make jewelry, and all
the women boliev_e~i‘n-‘spirit-mppiugs ;_
where they've‘ go't a bridge wider than
3;, 3.: long, and’ L‘[aca.l'.'uinz-an!’ on both
sill-'-.4 ; where all -the plasttir busts of

 

great rnenhavo gray wigs on; Where
[flay light the gas in the middle of the
afternoon ; where they '-drive live horses_
tandem; where the apples grow as big
as wash-tubs,’ and the oysters obtain the
enormous size of three cent pieces.--‘
Went into the woods after (°.il‘.fst5llllL':. ;
couldn't find any, but lliscow-red a mag-
nificent tree in the"d':=tance—n-juiced ex-J
ceediugly therelt, stnrieti for -it, three
quarters of a mile away; went ahead,_
over stones, ditches. ferrets, snakes, bri-'
his, and stone walls, until, at last, I rea-
fched it, and found it was an elm,-no
2 ciiestmus on it--got very mad ; walked.
"round the State a couple of times, amt
took the first train for home.
Glad to see the old place again.
 Saw a bigcrowd in the park, inquir-
‘ ed about it, andiwas told the usual street,
lscrer.-citing was going on, wanted to see.

. hole in his pnntulobus-~[ Bull Dogge says
i’ that if angels‘ liave‘ ivings, they ar’e“also~
, provided with taiis'.‘Tioi1cl'e"‘tliis last item]
thought it extremely probable. Gabriel
mounted one end of the City Hall steps,

0
i horn, and a- slight skirmish among the
faithful, resttltiugirl four black eyes, a
damaged nose, and :1 broken leg, the re-
ligious services commenced, [Dampliool
was entirely carried away by his sympa-
thies for the last martyr,but soon discover-
ed that the fractured member was "pure-
ly veg:-table,"as the patent medicine man
say, and the injury was c-peedilv repair-
ed, by means of a few shingle nails, and
a piece of clapboard] '. Gabriel went. in
to win ; but spite of the sanctity of his
name, and the holiness of his aforesaid
lu‘ee.ciles, he was not permitted a clear
field. A female, with bosom undressed,
in the latest fashion, petticoats, [Dam-
plsoéi says skirtcoata) not immaculate;
stockings, through the texture of which
her delicate alleles were plainly visible
to the naked eye—whose hair resembled
molasses candy, with a nose symmetri-
cal as an overgrown sweet potato, and,
in hue, not unlike the martyred lobster;
and whose teeth reminded me forcibly of
the "mugs and peaks" mentioned by the
man in a play—-took up her station on the
other end of the steps. She, like Gabe,
went in for giving the Church of Rome.
"Jess:-," but, otherwise did not agree
with him. Did not seem willing to go
to Heaven by his conveyance, but clai-
med to have discovered some kind of a
north west passage, some exclusive path
"across lots ;” and s_he: advocated her
right of way, with all her woman’s pow-
er of tongue, in fact, they agreed only
tolerably, "Arcades amqo"-ooth ce-
lestiais, but of a different breed, [B. D.-
says that some time since, they joined is-
sue, on the Devil's head—-one asserting
that he has horns, and the other main-
taining that his brimstone friend is a mu
ley) but they both pitched into the Pope--
abused ‘all foreigners, denounced the-
Church of Rome, walked into the affec-
tions of the Catholics generally-—-talked
learnedly of priests, inquisitions, dun-
geons, thumbscrews, martyrs, convent:-',
nunneries, and other luxuries, as being
the only legitimate offspring of the moth-
er of abominations——the scarlet woman ;
and, in fact, seemed to be having the
field entirely to themselves, when, lo‘
change came o'er the spirit ‘of the
Gospel show; for, in the midst of the
crowd suddenly appeared a third combat-
am, his classic dress and intellectual face
gave unmistakable evidence [bathe was
from the “"Gim of the Ocean.” With
the dignified ahd majestic bearing pecu
liar to his countrymen, he slowly mount-
ed the steps, and took a position directly
between the two. and, in a voice stratig-
ly tiuctured with the "sweet brogue,”
mmounced himself as a champion of
that much slander-ed gentleman, the Pope
of Rome. At this astounding impudence
the woman for a single instant, held her
peace. Gabe was so taken aback, that
-he seemed about to collapse, but rallied,
played an “ad Zibitum" interlude on the
tin horn, and all hands “pitched in," (as
‘Miss.A—gnos _R0bertson says). Gabriel
commenced the onset,’ by asserting that
the Pope is not strictly a bachelor, but
has seven white wives in his parlor. thir-
teen ditto, bound in law-calf, in the li-
brary. a hufidred and forty-one golden-
haired dams:-ls, in his private apartment
and a perfect harem of jetty beauties in
the coal-hole. _ ~

Petticoats followed, by say/3' that
he breakfasts on protestant babies, drinks
whisky punch out of a protestant clergy-
man's skull, has an abducted Peotostant
virgin to black his boots; fifty-seven
protestant widows to dig his potatoes,
and hoe corn, and that he rolls tenpins,
every afternoon, with the heads of Pra-
estam orphan children.

Irishman indignnutiy denied all. said
the countryis going to the old Knick;
and, some fine morning, we shall wake
up, and find that the‘ Pope, unable lon-
ger to endure our perversness, has sunk
us all forty miles deeper than ancient
Sodom; said that His Holiness can send
us all to perdition, by one wink of his
left eye ; that he is the head of the church
on Earth; has all power to save, or oth-
erwise; could get us all out of purgato-
ry,'§nd send us all “kickin into Heaven,’{
by wagging his little finger; that he
could, like a Joshua No. 2, make the
sun and moon stand still ; make the
planets dance-an astronomical rigadoon ;
cause the hills and mountains to execute
a mighty geological jig, while old ocean
shouldbeat the time, against the vault of
Heaven, and applauding angels encore
the huge salutations. ‘ '

Gabe. said he didn't believe the yarn.
Petticoats remarked something about the
Star Spangled Banner being always right
side up,

Irishman proceeded to describe the
future home of the happy in another
world, as a" place where there shnllbe
plenty of potatoes, no end. of shilleiahs,
oceans of genuine whisky; and where
no Know Nothing Yankee shall be al-
lowed to come and kick up aplug-muss.

At the word Know Nothing, there
was wgrent sensation. Symptoms of a
free fight rapidly developed in civil war.
Petticoats got mixed up with the crowd
and presently emerged, rather the i.VOI$(-2
for wear,‘ barefooted, bareheaded, liair
down, nose injured .. by collision, eye in
"t°emine-.-m9m.h.-bloody. and he! “"1019
appearance reminding me of the "sow
that hath eaten her nine farrow.” [I for-
"get who penned this apposite quotation,
and asked Bull Dogge, who being ex-
cited by the fray, angrily asserted that it
was by "Nero, or some other d--d old
cuss"-is it '3) Irishman was taken
awayby seven policemen, on his nation-
al can-iage...-a wheelbarrow. Gabriel
came out unhurt, save that his elegant
features were somewhat marred by the
finger nails of Petticoats. Perceiving
that the fun was over, I turned to go,
leaving the self~eiected Angel Gabriel,
astraddle of a hydrant, edifying the pas-
sers-by, by alternately sounding notes of
victory upon his horn, Yours, devoutly,

Q K. Pulumnan Doasrrcxs, P. B.

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_ DOESTICKS’ SEES THE SPIRIT-RAPPERS.
' Nnw Yonn, Oct. 25, 1854.
‘ Sevefiteen-hundred and one Narrow st.
Being satiated with the ordinary, com-
mon place things of every day life, and
having heard a great deal about the
mysterious communications telegraphed
to this, our ignorant. sphere, by wise
=and benignnnt spirits of bliss, through
.-the dignified mediumof old-chairs,-wash.
-stands and card-tables, we three (who
had met again) determined to put our-

ysolves ln communicntion with the non’:

ces of a favorable reception, when busi.
ness or pleasure calls in that dig-emion,
Up Broadway, till we came to an illu.
minated, three cornered transparency,
(which made Bull Dogge smack his lips
and say "oysters,") which informed us,
that, within, a large assortment of spir.
its, of every description, were constant-
ly in attendance, ready to answer lnqui.
ries or to run on errands in the spirit-
world, and bring the ghosts of auybody's
defunct relations or friends to that clas-
sic spot, for conversational purposes, all
for the moderate charge of twenty-five
cents. (Damphool, who had been there
before, said that these "delicate ariels"
were the spirits of departed newsboys,
who are thrown out of their legitimate,
business, and strive to get an honest lie-
ing, by d0iIlg’litBEe eighteen-penny jobs.
Entered the room with becoming gravity
and overcoming awe. Two old foozies
in white neckcloths, and no collars, a
returned Californian, in an Indian blan-
ket, two peaked nosed old maids, a good
looking widow with a little boy, our
own sacred trio, and the "medium,”com-
posed the whole of the assembled mul-
titude. The "medium" aforesaid was a
vinegar complexioned woman, very ruby
nose, mouth the exact shape of the sound
hole to the violin, who wore green spec-
tacles, and petticoats of eq"uivocal purity
The furniture consisted of several
chairs, a mirror, no carpet, a small stand
a large dining-table, and. in one corner
of the room, a bedstead, washstand, and
book case, with writing desk on top.-—
After some remarks by thepmedium, we
formed the magic circle, by sitting close
together, and putting our hands on the
table. Bull Doggetook a big drink, be-
fore he laid his pouderous fiéls by the
side of the others. After a short length
of time, the table began to shake its rick-
ety legs, to flop its leaves after the man-
ner of wings, and fitterpminons squeaks
from its crazy old ‘joints. Pretty ‘soon,
“knock"-—vunder Damphool’s hand ;—
he trembled and turned pale, but, on the
whole, stood his ground, like a man.-
Knock, knock, in my immediate vicinity
look under the table, but couldn't se
anybody-knock, knock, KNOCK,
KNOCK, directly under Bull Dogge's-
elbow. "He, frightened, jumped from his
seat, and prepared to run: but, sensible
to the last, he took a drink, felt better-
reverently took his hat, and said “d--mu
it,” and resumed his seat. Knocking
became general, medium said the spirits
were ready to answer questions, asked
if any spirit would talk to me——yes.--
Come along, I remarked, noisy spirit an-'

would have done honor to a dozen pen.
ny postmen "rolled into one.” Asked
who it was, ghost’of my uncle, (never
had an nncle)inquired if he was happy,
tolerably. What are you about '.’ princi-
pal occu‘pations are, hunting wild bees,
catching catfish chopping pine lumber
and making hickory whipsiocks. I-Iow’.-3
your wife '.’ sober, just at preseht. Do
you have good liquor up there ? yes,-—
(very emphatically. What is your com-
parative situation '!——am in the second
sphere; hope soon to get promoted into
the third. where they only work six hours
a day, and have apple dumplings, every
day, for dinner, good bye, wife wants
me to come and spank the baby. One
of the old foozles now wanted to talk
spirit—was gratified by the remains of
his maternal grandmother, who hammer-
out, in a series of forcible rape, the grat-
ifying intelligence, that she was very
well contented, and spent the most of her
time drinking green tea, and singing
Yanks Doodle.

Damphool‘ now took courage, and
sung out for his father to come and to
talk to him, (when the old gentleman
was alive, he was “one of ’em") on de-
mand, the father came, interesting con.
versation, old man in trouble. lost all his
money betting on a horse race, and had
juot pawned his coat, and a spare shirt,
to get money to set himself up in busi-
ness again, as a pop corn merchant.-—
(Damphool sunk down, exhausted and
borrowed the brandy bottle.) Disconso-
late widow gets a communication from
her husband, that he is a great deal hap
pier now than formerly, don’t want to
come back to her, no, thank you, would
rather not. Old maid inquires if hus-
bands are plenty -10 her great joy, is in-
formed that the prospect is good. Li!-
tle boy asks if, when he gets into the
world, he can have a long tail coat, moth-
er tells him to shut up, small boy whim-
pers, and says that he‘ always has worn
a short jacket, and he expects, when he
gets to Heaven, he’ll be :1 bob tail angel.

Damphool’s attention to the bottle has
reassured his spirits, (he is easily, affec-
ted by m—andy—one" glass makes him
want to treat all his friends whonho has
two bumpers in him. 119 °W!13 3 8”“
deal of real estate ; and glass No. 3
makes him rich enough to buy the Cue.
tom House;) and he "now ventures an-
other inquiry ‘of his relative, who shuts
him up, by telling him, as soon as fie
gets sober enough to tell Maiden lane
from a light house, to go home and go to
bed.

Went at it myself; inquired all sorts
of things-from all kinds of spirits. “black
spirits and white, red spirits and gray."
Result as follows _: By means of thumps,
knocks, raps, and spiritual kicks, I lear-
ned that Sampson and Hercules have
gone into partnership in the miilinery
business. Julius Cesar is peddling ap-
ples and molasses candy. Tom Paine
and Jack Shepard keep a billiard table.
Noah is running a canal boat. Xerxes
and Othello are driving opposition sta-
ges. George III has set up a caravan,
and is waiting, impatiently, for Kossuth
and Barnum to come, and go halves.-—
Dow, junior, is boss of aMethodist camp-
meeting. Napoleon spends most of his
time playing penny "ante" with the
Three Graces. Benedict Arnold has
opened a lager bier saloon, and left a
vacancy for S. A. Doubles, (white man)
John Bunyan is clown in a circus.——-
John Calvin, Dr. Johnson. Sykself. Phk
tarch, Rob Roy, Davy Jones. Ge-‘L J“°k'
son, and Damphool’s grandfather, are
about establishing a travellmg ‘h°“°‘»
having borrowed the 6891"!» (‘“'° P"
cent. a month) they OP” WP“ "H_°“'»
to pay the Rent.” Dr. Johnson in a
‘fahey dimce; to conclude with “The
Wldow’s Victim," the principal part by

out till Devil, and is going to convert these triflos, inserting marks of punctu- l

nouuced its advent by a series of knocks -

World. I0 find 00!. if possible, our chan- i Tophet into a Mormon Paradise. Shak-

' speare has progressed, in his new play,
as far as the fourth act, where he has
got the hero seven miles and a ‘half up
in a balloon, while the disconsplate hero-
inc is hanging, by her hair, to a limb,
over a precipice; question is, how the
heroic lover shall get down, and rescue
his lady-love before her hair breaks or her
head pulls off. .
Spirits now began to come, without
invitation, like Paddles to a wake. Soul
of an alderman called for clam soup, and
bread and butter. Ghost of a newsboy
sung out for the Evening Post. All that
was left of a Bowery fireman wantedto
know if Forty had got her butt fixed,
and a new inch and a half nozzle, Ghost
of Marmion wanted a dish of soft crabs,
and called out, after the old fashion, to
charge it to Stanley. Medium had, by
this time, lost all control over her ghost-
ly company. Spirits of waiters, soldiers
tailors, (Damphool trembled,) babies, su.
loon keepers, dancers, actors, widows,
circus-riders, in fact, all varieties of ob-
stroperous sprites, began to playthe dev-
il with things‘ generally; the dining-tm
bio jumped up, turned two aomersets,
hnd landed with one leg in-the widow’:
lap, one in Damphool's mouth, and the
other two on the toes of -the 1anctim'o-
nioua looking individuals opposite; the
, wash stand exhibited strong symptoms
of a desire to dance the Jenny Lind Pol-
ka on Bull Dogge’s head; the'book_ case
beat time with extraordinary vigor and
made faces at company generally ; our
walking canes and umbrellas promenaded
round the room, in couples, without the
slightest regard to come, or other pedal
vegetables; while the bedsted, in the
corner, was extemporizing 9' comicsong
with a vigorous accompaniment on‘ the
soap dish, the wash bowl, and other bed
room crockery. ~
Bull Dogge he.e made a rush for the
door, and dashed wildly down‘Broadway
pursued, as he avers, to this day, by the
spirit of an Irishman, with a pick ax, a
band saw,nnd a ghostly wheelbarrow.
Concluded that I had seen enough, I
took Damphool, and B. D.’c bottle, (emp-
y_, or he would never have left it,) and
went home satisfied that "there
are more things in heaven and earth than
are dreamed of,” except by lying "medi-
mns,” so calléd; who, too lazy to ‘work
and too cowardly to get an honorable
living by stealing; adopt this method to
sponge their bread and butter out of those
whom God, in his mysterious wisdom,
has seen fit to send on earth, weak
enough to believe their idiotic ravings.
Disgusted, but still yours,
Q. K. Pnrnaunaa Dossrxcxs,_P. B.

nossrrcxs mvnurs A PATENT unm-
‘cmu. '

Nnw'Yonx, Nov. 6. i854.
Seventy Hundred ind One Narrow-st.

Congratulate me—'my fortune is made
-I am immortalized, and I've done it
myself. I have gone into the patent
medicine business. My name will be
handed down to posterity as that of a
universal benefactor. The hand which
hereafter writes upon the record of fame
the names of Ayer, Sands, Townsend,
Mofiat. Morrison, and Brandreth, must
also inscribe, side by side with these dis-
tinguished appellations, the no less bril-
liant cognomen ofqthe undying Doe-
sticks, Emnloua of the deathly notori-
ety which hcs been acquired by the mo-
dicinal xvorthies just mentioned, I also
resolved to achieve a name and a for-
tune in the same reputable and honest
manner. Bought a gallon of tar, a cake
-of beeswax, and a firkin of lard, and in
twenty one hours I presented to the
world the first batch of "Doe.m'ck.s’ Pat-
ent. Seéf Acting, Four Horse Power
Balsam,” designed to cure all diseases
of mind, body, or estate, to give strength
to the weak, money to the poor, bread
and butter to the hungry, boots to the
barefoot, decency to blackguards, and
common sense to the Know Nothings.
It acts physically, morally. mentally,
psychologically, physiologically, and ge-
ologically, and it is intenlled to make
our sublunary sphere in blissful paradise,
to which I-lerven itself shall be but a
side show.

I have not yet brought it to absolute
perfection, but even now it acts with
imrqense force. as you will perceive bv
the accompanying testimonials and rec-
ords of my ,own individual experience.
You will observe that I have not resort-
ed to the usual manner of preparing cer-‘
tificates, which is, to be certain that all
those intended for Eastern circulation
shall seem to come from some formerly
unheard of place in the‘ West, while
those sent to the West shall be dated at
some place forty miles east‘ ofsun-rise.
But I send to you. as representing the
western‘ country. a certificate from an
Oregon farmer : .

“Dear Sir :—-'l‘he land composing my form
has hitherto been so poor ‘that a Scotchman
couldn’t get his living-off it; and so stony
that we had to slice our potatoes and plant
them edgeways; but hearing of your balsam,
I put some on the corner of a ten acre lot,
surrounded by rail fence, and inthe morning
I found the rocks had entirely disappeared—a
, neat stone wall encircled the field, and the
 rails were split into ovenwood and piled UP

symmetrically" in my back yard. Put half 83
ounce into'the'middle ofa cleberry s‘wan1P
-—in two days it was clearflofll Plilnted with
corn and pumpkins. and had :1 NW 01' Pi-“ch
trees in full bloom thrush the middle- A5 an
evidence of fig tremendous strength, I would
state that it drew a striking 5393999 0‘ my 91‘
dest daughter—-drew my 7°’~m8‘35‘ P07 01“ 0f
the mill-pond—-drew a blister all over his
gtomuch——drew a load of potatoes four miles
to m,,,,ket,.and eventually drew a prize of
ninety-seven dollar in the State Lottery.-
And the effect upon the inhabitants lxerenbout
has been so wonderful, that they have opened
their eyes to the good of the country, and are
determined to vote for n Governor who is _op-
posed to fronts in the middle of J nnejand who
will make ’a positive law against freshets,hail
atoms, and the seventeen-year locusts.”

There, isn’t thatsome ? But I give
one more from a member of the senior
c ass in a western College, who, al-
though micguided, neglected and igno-
.ram, is undoubtedlyas honest and sin-

cere as his.Prussinnized education will
admit of; I have corrected the :orthog-
raphy, and revised some grammatical in-
Mr. Pickwick. Jo. Smith has brought accuracies; but, besides attending to

union, and putting the capital: in :the
right placel, I usuroyou I but 
no alteration. . - -. . . ;_»_.';.,
“Sun. Hanson, ‘Juno 3!‘, lgafi
"Jlly Dear Doctor :--[Yon—Inol¢'I-'It%ded'
medical lectures half 'a winter, 
ted in getting a crooked needle 'out"ofI5lIIby's
leg; so I understandperfectly well the $0617
and practice of medicine, andjthe 
perfectly legitimate under the 
tem.] By the the lncesslnfctudy 
"this establishment, I hadlbecomie C6711’ ‘:4
I0 thin that I was obllgedito put ‘cit oddi-
coat to out ashadow-but ac0iai:iiiiliyilifdir—
ing of your Balsam, I,-obtained u ,'q{r‘(ii'tf:’y,
and in obedience to the Homeopathic ’
plea of this Institution took an pinfiniqéaiatnl
dose only; in four days I__meaInred ’o_n_o_ hund-
red and eighty-two inches" r_ound'the_ waist;
could chop eleven cords of hickory in
two hours and shall‘, and on 2. bet. carried:
yoke of oxen two miles and} ,q_u,!_u'ter in _.my
left hand, my right-being tied IIIQ, 
if any one doubts the fact, the, axon are 
tobe seen. . ,
About two weeks ‘after th_ls,.-I hadthe 
_ure in participatingin I gunpowder etplcdon
.on which occasion my arms and~legowereiuo¢-
tered over the village, and my manglid 3-80-
mainsprettyoqumy distributed‘ -xarougticnt
theentire county. Under these circumstances
my life was despaired of, and ’m"y-xcjggfidgg
‘had bought spine coma, and borrowédi-Vrible
"shirts to attend‘ the funeral in ;'when ‘tllc‘<iln-
ivinciblo powérlof yourfonr 'hors‘e-'pow‘er'”!thl.-
eam'(which Ijhappened ‘to have in areas
pocket) suddenly ‘brought together the gen.
tered pieces" orruy bod"y—_’co_lle'cted my‘ liiirbo
from the rnraI’district_s'—pnt‘_he'w life ihgoffi,
shattered and 
to my friend‘a,_with'a new se_,t_foI‘ 
I We rreserY.ed..the ,1sbelZ7vsIsh‘7.?3-'T¢I5 ..
thelbottle, ‘ore naveiaowoa’ it ;;m_o ‘nil; sjegtgot
my rwtaléoes» $04.1 new l>i.<!-_l!iiI. .'!!"59.§5.-4*
fiance, for I feel that I am hcnceforgh
ble, and in fact I am now genc§ully_.deIigna§_ed
the“Great Westetn_.I!ehs'lle_a.” W" 
Yours entirely; -:§l1.,Ii!3-',
I feel that after this. Editor; I
need give you no more reports-oftbrtd
persons, but will.nev‘ortheloos.dotnilcIfdIc
of my own personal experience:-.o£l1ho
article. ‘ I caused oomo.to:-ho‘-applied-to
the Washtenaw' Bank. after its.--‘ rfliluo,
and while the Balsam .lnstId-fiche-.::%Ik
redeemed. its I notes with ‘specie’.-evfllo
cork of one of the bottles .drop'pod~-upon
the head of a childless widow;-:;and;..in
six weeks the had a young-and iNIIIp-
ing husband. Administered. .-some:-.to a
hack driver in a glass of gin nnduugnt,
and that day he swindlcd but cons: poo-
plo, and only gave two of -thorn:-had
money in change. Gavonfow -rdropc
gratis to a poor woman who .\‘v'ao‘....urn-
ing a precarious subsistence by: .-making
calico shirts with a:on.e-oye:noodlo,»e|nd
the next day she was discovered: to.-the
heir to a large" ‘fortune. :--The-=~Know_
Nothi'ng° candidate ‘for -"Mayor : 0! .150
city has sent for n-bottle", jllidvit‘ humon-
tiroly cured him , of an ' violent‘: voobnl:-ditb
rhea. Gave some to an up-towlrictorenld
that nigh he said ‘fdamned”l oniy=t_genty-
oue times. One of the daily-pnpermgot
the next dose, and in the_ncxt.c_dition:but
one there were but four editorial Malco-
hoods, seven . indecent. advertilqrllentl,
and two columns and 3 half ofi’i.llo|no-
made “Foreign Correspond~anc'e.’~‘. actu-
aed fifteen drops to be given to .—:he.iow
comedian of a Broadway Theatre, -and
that night he ~ was positively. droncd
more like a man than a monkey,-actub
ly spoke some lines of tho author-,&ra'ido
only three inane attempts int.-ipuorilo
wilticisms_—only twice wont out‘-cfimlis
way to introduce some grossly-indefinite
line into his part, and for n Twondoqr,-;lbu
so‘ much of his self-conceit‘-this for-‘-full
a half hour he did. not.b'elie’vo'hirnIolfato
be the greatest comddiantin-.»:ho~;iwld.
Gave some to anew:-boy,-and hnfg'tnu-
factored but three fires,a-couple phant-
ders, and one horrible railroad-Jecirlent.
in the next thirty minutes. . Put;-. some
on the outside ..of_ the ,Cryctal'uPdwo.
and the same. day the stockr.vvcn_t-2hI"uII
22 up to.4,-1.. Our whole. -Empirmsfiity
is entirely. changed by -tho;-rniraculoul
power of —.“Doestickc'-‘ ~I’.atenti,=.SolfsAo-
ting Four Horse‘ Power. B¢'lnaln.'.-’-:-;;lflho
gas is lighted on the 'darx.:nlghtc,---instead
of on the moonlight ‘evenings-pfthouinro
no more highway robberies in thufieeu
or if there are,:tho_ofl'endormw’hII.I:lu-
ted, are instantly discharged.-by; tho'.po-
iice magistrate. ‘-No moroebnildingznh
terinls on the sidewalks ;- no-more amid-
night murders ; no more Sunday -‘rovn ;
no more dirty streets ; not moroduola in
Hoboken, and no more‘ liosin the:nowa-
aperl. Broadway is swept and..:.-gar-
nished ; the-M. P-.’s arazcivil, -and:-the
boys don’t_ steal any more dogs. 4 In flat
so well content are we now, -‘with: your
City, thatwe feel, as tho Hibornianopoe:
so beautifullysnys»: . ‘ p
-*0, if there be on niydm‘on-nasal» —-
n is thh__it is this}! _ x '3.‘ =.=.'.-‘-‘; -.v ;

Orders for my 33.1933" A"

_b_., one money, will’ be -"im‘rn‘odij3fieIf‘ 3:-
tended to ; otherwise not,‘ for 1 
and I have reeolvedto l’e'll_‘foi,éI"8Il only
feeling as‘ did Dr. Young, who anlogpoz.
ntely and feelinglY'r§mIrko2“ " 
“We take no no'te's_on" Tiiieif‘-"'* " 7

' Triumphant_ly.y‘§uri‘, g
Dr. Q. K. Pnxnannna‘Dba€rxcK§;‘.If§ n.
P. S.——Bull Ddggo‘ siysl ’_l,ia"v7o “filed-
it up too strong, and that no‘ one vii Ibo-
lieve what he calls‘ “that hdlhhiiiffong
the newspapers, and‘ the‘? 
nonsense concerning the‘ 3 Brdidtibyf‘-‘fig.
tor.” I am aware that i,ti‘tl"_r‘.dho"‘i1iq'
ces my medioino'hu"peiformcd”'I‘ °
miracle, but the 'factsir'er'fliil‘r;' "'
true than strange." ' ‘ "- ’-‘

Dr. -Q. K. P. D_;, r._3i:;fJf‘f_DL

noasrrcxs cons to 'I‘.lr3'rI0!!‘.;
New‘ Your, Nov; 8;*"t'8§_i‘.

Seventy Hand red and ‘_On'e,;"Nj_h§Fé‘%'T..;,
'Lection day,‘ big 
music, notices, split-t,i('.,ke'\t'a",“f1_" _f. 
banners, bonfires ’and'Vln_‘‘g''o',r‘'‘_§iill*;”&'w .
great many flngs"w_it_h‘ 'ip§roptij'€jg""d..
vices; noticed on§‘in"‘ ipiftiéfilirf ‘ tho
whisky faction hind‘ it, or‘ as
follows :—4Within‘ thi'Ktne“ric:ihWihield
two lager”br_erfcSIkéi 3' run
bottle rampant,-Iriihnijiniiznfiii-f-‘Hi’ n
‘his-back-nut", ;s‘ug_t"a‘m__éa* 13,- qriifié __ ...
row conchan _$in"etéi “‘e’ye’_‘ ;s'_n_,bi‘o§ii_-in
base, d‘ei'nijohn‘ between two 
ters——ir;1 the dist"a‘uc‘e,- polipelh pendant
lrom‘- I‘ zldfllp ‘ post “ltllitilih '" aaidtto.
3‘Coming events cairthoir shadows bo-
fore ; Let the M. P.’s beware." On

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