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BIRFUL C fi1°L}i’s'i
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AND
'2' - . -r
U A In G 1-3 A L A G A;
‘Eon THE COMPLETE cum: or-'
, Coughs, Colds, Influenza,
Asthma, Bronchitis, Spitting
of Blood, and all other Lung
Complaints tending to
CONSUMPTION.
TH E GREAT
1-. - '-- '
COUGI-I REMEDY !
Render! have you a Cough. which you are
neglecting to cure, under the idea that it is onlv
in common cold, and that it will soon wear ii-
self out 7 Let a friend tellfiyou, in all kindness
wluit will soon be the res'u,lt'.
In a short time if you continue to neglect
yours:-.lf. you will begin to feel a sense ’ofti_-_'ht-
ncss and oppression across the oht-st, :'i‘z:coinpa-
nied with frequent sharp darting pains. 'l.‘hen
in dry,ltacking Cough will set iu,and ‘when you
‘raise uuytliing it will be a thick and yellowish.
or white frothy matter streaked p'cibaps with
blood. If you still take no medicine,t rose un-
pleasant symptoms will increase, and you will
soon have hectic fever, cold (zltills, night, swcat's
copious cxpcctoration. and then great. prostra-
tion. If you still neglect yourself, a few
‘yveoks or months will see you consigned to the
‘grave. leaving your friends to mourn bow rati-
-idly CONSUMP'l‘lON did its work, and hur-
Tricd you away. Friend! have you no cause
‘to be alarmed? In the above sketch, you may
see asin a glass, how every case of Consump-
tion_ progresses, with more or less rupidit_v,to a
Total termination. Of all the thousands and
millioiis whom this great destroyer has gather:
ad to the tomb, every single case began__ with n
Cold! If this had been attended to all might
{have been well ; but,being neglected. untlertlie
{fatal delusion that it would *‘ weal‘ itself off,” it
transferred its deadly’ action to the substance
"of the Lungs, exciting there the formation of
tubercles. ,Anotl1_etj;..rilitl another. cold added
fuel to the flame, ilntil these tubercles began to
ioften and siippiii':tte, lcavinljg by their ulcera-
tion rent cavities in the lungs. _ At. this crisis.
the isciisii is ‘."e,I'y, dillicult. ‘of Lfure, and of-
tentimes sets at defian'c'é till lllilliiili lit’:-a‘n‘s. _
In the liitttci‘b:' worst stage, this medicine
will ofteritihies iti;i'l:=.st the iliscttse, or ctxebli its
prbgre-ss_; and will ltl3vays,_ iuakc_ the patient
more comfortable, and ‘prolong his life, and is
tli'ci'eftii;o worthy of a trial ;——-but in its incipi-
ient or fol-ti; ng pé=;rin'_ds; C_6tiStlt11l)t.iQii is as _ci.i_-
fiiblr: as any other diseaseaiud Dr Roget-5* S5-1;-
upbf Liv}-‘._mvoa'r. TAR AND CASCIIALAGUA,
~ if taken itt tltls‘ time. will cure it E-EH3 sunn-
'Lr AS rr 18 Taken‘ ! _,i5z3] ’..‘lil,§ is strong tan-
guago, but we can refer ‘on to hhmbei-less liv-
ing witncsses to prove tiult ii "I‘_rueI And
thereloio, we eIs.1rnéstly exlmrt evei'y_ifian, we'-
man and child, with has a,_C'ougli,‘ oris SiJl)_iPt;t
to Colds, to keep this iiiedicine by you in the
house, and xvlicnevér you take cold, do not let it
alone to work mischief in _ ybiir systoin, but
'er:1dicato it thoroughly, and at once, by this
pf2'wl=iI'fdlly healing compound_.und leave your
Lungs uninjured, to carry you in full vigor ton‘
good old age! _ _ , ,
MOTflERS;'
Have you delicate, we'a'kly children,’ who are
‘always taking cold, and subject ti)’ Croup ?—'-"-
'Rei,_nember! there never was a case of Cronp,
‘which did not originateiin a Cold .’ And when
your child goes to bed vvlteezing and coughing‘.
you know not that, before moining. Croup may
not set in,and ere you can get a [’l1ysi,ian,pour
dear child may be beyond the reacli of helpL4-
‘Va, beseech you. therefore, as you value the
lives of your children, keep this medicine by
you in the house, and when your little _o'n('-is
take cold and commence coughing, give it to
them at once, and rest not until the cough is en-
tirely subdued._ \Ve conscientiously aver, af-
ter the most 8-‘SN’-Iltled experience, that if this
advice were followed, po child need ever
DIE OF CROUP,
for the cold would be cured, before it could ar
rive at this aggI'a‘.’at'e'tl n'i1d fatal stage. Let
every Mother, e‘spe<:i‘.'illy. heed well these re-
marks that she may not hereafter, \vl1epiiin_tti'-
ning over the early if ififlit. of some cherished’
blossom, have occasion bitterly to re-proa_c=h her-
self for her criminal neg-lé'é't.
that to be forewarned, is to lie‘ l'orearmed.—-
Parents! sojlct it be in your wise;
I?“ Be sum to ask for Dr A. Roger's Syr-
-up oj LIVERWORT, TAR arid‘ CANCH A5-
LAGUA, and let; no other be painted on‘ fo
, 'ou. _
3 CAUTION.— None genuine, fiuiess there
is on the bull‘ wrapper, a mole of Iinnd, signed
ivitlt tl "en by A. L. SCOVILL 6; CO“.
For sale, wholesale and retail, by L‘
SCOVILL & CO. Proprietors, at their prin-
cipal Depot.GO'i‘HIC I-lALL.3l6 Broadway,"
New York, to whom all orders for tho Medi-
-cine,'and letters relating to agencies, should be
.addressed post paid.
. A Also, for sale in Norwalk by J. A. \VEED,'
Hand \V. E. BISSELL.
Price.—In large bottle, $1,00 ; or six bottles‘
lfiwr $5.00-
Carriage Clowns
Hair Cutting Iircssiag iiiitl Sliavirig
tinunnce (if the suine.
constantly on hand and for sale.
Tl-.‘1',__SllEli'l‘ IRON, AND (IOPPISR \VAlt
It is an old adage .
~.~' —.
A. E. Byington,
General “1:\-‘gent for P1'o‘i§ii1’ing Pene-
sions. Bounty Lmufs. Extra tzml Back
Pay. I"r(:7Ic/I. .'~'1m/’I'(z(ir;1zs. Le/uc-rs
I’aI.enl, LS'C., (ST.
George A. B-avenpcrt,
tl.tt0rncy and Ccunsclior at law.
Ojice llfcst Sirle the Brulgc,
-.\.'or.w.\Lr:, coivh.
619. S. Ferry, '
ll-ii(:’l‘l2€y anal Counsellor‘ at Emir;
Mallet-§'7s Building.
Qfiice hours from 8 /0 1:2 cfcfm-/r, A. B1. ,- and
from I 10 G (frluc/r, P. Ilf.
C. 5; G. A. B.ES.‘i~iEI.-.L,
rlfiorncys and cot;:tssclloi's at law.
Otticc ovcr J. Mallory,’ Sc €0.93 Store,
r<o1uv.Ar.K, CoNN
50-bit Vlfecd,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
DRUGS, Ml’-‘.‘Dl(.)lt\'lCS. Ciel EN lC.»\ LS,
PIS R F U M ii) ll ‘Y. D YE C 'l‘U F FS,
l’A'l.'lCi\"l‘ i\ll£I)lUli\‘l~IS, c\'c.
ll"cs": sir/e Um I}/-itfgv, (MY:-mil/.'. Conn.
C. -F €.';%E'~£!§'.i.£§.1\3,
D2’I.'tI.l‘Zl‘- IN ‘l"()I1l-'.lG.\' AND DOM!-ZS'1‘lC
Staple Safiturg Gauche
C-ARPE'fll\lG
and Trinmnngs.
Cl.0'i‘lIS, C.i§Slfti‘SR.Ef§, V EST li‘{lF.S,
Sheetrixrgs. '.E‘I2t.r.zteEs, Baits &c.
NoRwAi_.K, CT.
Jean: AUSTEli§*S
hhfiilfihhlktl hbhifl
Over 1-‘. St. Jolufls Store,
NOR\V.~\Ll{. CT.
Likezzosses
ll/7zu‘7'a2itcd I0 yilmsc all good judges.
Raymond .29.», rates (1,
\VIlULES‘+:tl3J"F. 5': BET.-\lL DEALERS
In Gi'(icet'ics. Provisions. Flour, Food, Salt.
Fish; Crockery and (ilass \Vare, \Vooden and
\\7illti'}\' \Vare. Brooms. Wlats. &.c.. &:c.
I\"o. 2 l'Va(er 5/... Normal/c, Coiiit‘.
.-.-
TAYLORKS msuiT.\7.?Br;r«:
S 5.. I.» 9&5 0 P35
Near the Spring. _
V H A NKI7 Li L for past mm‘-‘s, ire. lropes by
strict'_ntte.uti(m to business to merit a con-
Particular attention
paid to cutting misses‘ and childrcu’s hair in the
latest style. {azors honed inja supei'ioi‘ uran-
ner. Tricopherus iind 1’cnLti_.i_1eI‘y ofzill kinds
”:'i-i.'i"v2:”.”i“srsfi1«'1i.,'“
M.-\.‘o'UF‘AC'l'URl'IR OF
E) EA L E R. in Stoves, Fuinarcs,_lron \Vire
and..llods, Brittania, Japan. \Voo’:l and
\Vi|low ,\Varc.~.I. Knives and Forks, Force
Pumps, Lead Pipe, Slieet Lead. French Bas-
kets, ctc_._ Roofing and house jobl>iu_g done at
short notice and in a workmanliko manner.
Stmtli Norwalk, July 11th, 1851.
Loclwrooct, llaiglnt 5:. Co.
n:..\UrAc'rU,ai-:as ox-‘ . . . .
TIN, SI-IEE'l'-l_l.li().t_\", c\: J3 j’\ASS iVARICS
. . , _ _/i:\'n_ oi-;Ai.i~:'ns IN . . _ _
' “i'1‘OVICS. ranges, fut-um.-es. heaters and
drums. hollow, ware. sad ii'np__:~:, (:,zt$l,lll_l_gS,
sheet le:_ul_:;_u«l,tc.-éi_tlj;ii;e,,§tv3ivLw pipe and zinc.
litass ktiltliés, cutlery." porcelain, jappan and
ljirittania wares, chiun, crockery and gm.-s
ware. Fen_to_n enair:el_l(-d wares. brushes and
matches. ;{l§lSfl.,llllti.Rl't1S_, (:l_lilltl pumps, Millcr’s
w:|l'cj' pr()()'l' '_'(.“,il ]:ltt._<_i’tf lgliiipltlllg, fli‘_.Sl) '3."-iitiipltcue
and burning fluid, washing andyeast powders,
stove and — shoe blacltiug. wrapping paper,
Weiglits, brooms. pails. trnvs, bowls and tubs,
selves, m_att:s_ \’g'ttSl.l_.l)t'H’tl'(lS, ladies, stamps,
spoons, clothes liziskétfs, bellows, &c_.,' ézc.
'COL'U‘\tBlA-N HALL, _
SE8} Grand Street, New York.
S. & RE. E. Tewle’,
i31t‘or':'r1-zitsl. J'0lH:X'2R5_4_A.\'1) 1t1«:'i'A’1’i.'i-:7’ts of-'_
English, F1-enc-la, "l}(3iK"KlilRl‘.I, Swiss 8:.
Domestic Dry Goods.
Sm-n*gei§ visiting New York will always find
a lt1t‘ge‘tisSC\'l'ttt'let!t of
FANCY AN i5 DOMESTIC DRY GOODS.
Selected for the retail trade t2X[)i'c§§lj‘,'c5n
sisting of Rich Silk and Craps Shawls Plain
and I'}II2Lir0z'tlc7‘Et.’.. I _
aicu sums. Biiocaxitési, r?io'C'§:‘ti:*5,'
-Stripccl, C’/Hang:-(1'l)l.c and India.
.R£c'/L Fuulartl. Jltlau-glinc and l"loz'c77'cc.
Ric/1; C/tints, Prinlccl Foalurcl, (a new article.)
Also‘. a full assortment of ,_
Ric/L Dress Goozls, (301221;/'z's7'ri";'r' ljaragcs‘ Bcragc
Dc Lrzinc, ilfux/in_. Dc .\,'(ric. (.%rcmulz'nr.s.
Alborincs. Sill: '1'issucs. Plzzin. C-uforul and
l'Va(cre¢f Nm'wir'.7£_, /’opli7is, Plain, Col'¢l
and l'"'igu/'ccf Szlviss Jlluslins.,.[a_conet,'
Book and Imfics Illuslins, Colored
tzrul Clourlcrf CluzniIn'a_7/.9. Rich
Lacé Enifn-nl¢fc7'c(l Collars,
Capes. Veils. Cuflfs and H'an(f/.‘er- _
ciziyjig, _It’iclL ]uscrl_z'ons._ Erfgiagf.
amt Blar,-/c Sill: ’l'r1.nnn.1ngs. of all
lVi.cll/1'3. .[2‘c'z'cc .l".'m'ln'0idc/'c'cl lVI7Ic/on-‘ and
Recess Curlams, by pairsor sells. .Ii’2.f;lmns,
Tu_[f::I.las, Satin LusI.rin,2‘s, a_fufl_a.s'.s'_o'rlInic7I£
Lrlclicsfi G-cnl.s Franc/L Kid Glovcaf, 1L~ar:'cl7zlccl.
A’gigneifala'ssoi't_"fi1.é'nt of SILK (">5 CO'l"l;_Qt,\l
I‘}OSl E R1 ,tOget.llét' with a large assortment; of
Jlfcrinocs. Cu.s-lmmrcs. Parama/.las, .A./.]7cU.‘CaS,
./l;lo_u.scl/'.fie_ Dc Luifric. _Frcnc_b, .E;2glis-I;..}and
D'0nL’cst.ic' ["r2.'Iit.s'} Long’ Clot/ls. S/z2"r1-"
'Z'n,r_rs, S/Lecfmgs; Linen Table
Cloths. A7(Z1l'f{'lfI2'.*>‘," 1)iapcrs',‘
_ "ogm'.L:ng"s§f ctr;., etc.‘ . ,
* 1 ,,.~ ., ' . . . ' . ‘
,_J'tfarsc1.llcs. Tozlcl and Lancaster Qt,/glts.
'1e_rms——_Cash, one Price, and no deviation.
, L5?‘ Bowery, Grrahd, \_Villiamsburgh and
J‘e’rs‘éy City stages, also stages pass the door
BY A.. 1-1‘. BYINGTON '8; C6.
i%:oifivrtLi<, or. TUESDAY, OGTOBER14, t851.
POETRY.
‘ From the Carpet Bag.
_ Yfilihg Grimes.
or c. xx.-mu, JR.
Old Grimes is dead that good old man,
\Ve ne'er slmll see hiinimore;
But he has left. a son. who bears
The tx':’:i‘xfe that oltl Griiites lfore.
He wears a coat oflatc.-it cut,
His hat is new and gay ':
Ho cannot boa r to view ‘distress,
So turns from it away.
I]i.~= pa ms a re gaiters. fitting snug
Over patrnt ll-atlie~rsl:oe.~:;
Ills hair is by a l)tlll,'t‘l' curled;
llc smoke.-5 st-gars and chews.
A chain of irrzi.<sivo gold is ljorna
Above his fl.-usliy vest; _
His (.-lollies are l)t‘llt'l‘._ evr~iy (iii-}”,
'l‘lutn were old Grimes’ hdst.
He \ve'ars‘n gold watch in his fob‘,
, From it hang golden seals;
Ue daily drives around the towii
Behind a horse's heels.
In fnsltion’.-1 courts be constant walks,
\Vlierel1e delight doth t-.t'mt ;
I-lie liziuds are white and very soft,
But softer is his head.
I]:-.‘ssi.\' feet tall, no post more straight,
llis teeth are pearly white ;
In lt:t_l.iilS he is sometimz-.s loost‘,
And sometimes very tiglii.
5
His manners are of siwcetcst grace,
His voice of softest tone;
Ills diamond pin's the very one
That old Urimcs used to own.
I-list jetty lmir conceals his mouth,
Ills whiskers hid--s his check,
He has an aunt of Christian moiild,
Oftcmpcr mild and meek.
A dickey tall ndornsfhis face,
Ills neck a scarf ofblue:
He .~:ometEmcs goes to church, for change,
And slccps in old 'Gritnc.-5' pew.
Ila sports the fastest “ cab" in town,
is always quick to bet;
He never knows who's President,
BUT. tllltlks Oltl “_'_I'll)’s"' in yet,
He. dissipall.5I¢ the the cash most free,
Is lavish as the air :
I grieve to hea r from those who know,
That soinetimes be will swear.
He has drunk wines of ‘every kind,
And liquors cold and hot ;
Young 'C’.~riine:: is jtm. that. sort of man
Old Mr. Grimes was not.
Now letiis pray old G rimcs may silty
His quiet grave within,
’T,\_vould _z'zri¢-.v‘-.5 him much I think to seii
't‘1i&s5‘ou‘n;r_; one sprnd his “ tin,"
-( <s.-'- -
MISGELLANY.
DIa‘.1':-yinig A I~‘ortu§i'ii_
, hr o'r.o. C.tI\'Nb\'G InLL.
Full half of mankind will never get
tlirqugli searching up money-m‘ntclrcs for
tltciii'selvt=_s, itntil the other half has done with
holding the n1-.un-'3'. That is a fixed fact,
which no one will attempt to call in ques-
Linn. . _ , _ , j ,
Tolh 'I‘ttl;h:ii):Q_iii,_ Ctfislbiie of the phobi-
less oiies. Not tbsit v\;8.S, ‘by any means,
the fault of his own, but it merely happctred
lobe so ; it was " in /t'f.S stars” to be poor. —
And wluit. made the __rnat_lcr worse; beside
being poor, per so he was}: pobr fun‘-rzsl'cri'—"n
situation ‘rendered all odds _excjuisitel_y
distressing; fut‘ a brietlc_ss barrister is always
short df everything, from soap to suits.
. 'l‘oih wns,_witlntl, an individiial of more
than ordinary_perso_nal attractionS—-so far as
the opinion of the in-ajority ol the other sex
p'cnt—- and upon this opinion be early deter-
fiiihcd to found pretty much all his future.—
With his all"-able and excessively social man-
ners, it would have been no woinlei-_:1t:“all if
hp did not have to undergo many :5 parig in
the nieusui‘etnt-‘tit bflns living by his circum-
slilnueg. , _, ,_, , ., .-
At last, by one 'of,thos_e most fortunate of
the dice of chance ofwhich we read or hear
butrarcly, 'l‘om Turnabout was“nmri'_i,ed_,
aiid that to n ladyof fortune. It S€8mt‘(l to
him as if the fortune 53 as acctttnulated for
his use ahd behoof a,loh'c. And on his wed-
ding day ifiaii was any where to be found,
who could make show of a larger share of
enjoyment in prospect. I _ . _ _
Matters went on wt-.ll,en,ougl1 fora t_ii'r'i’e+-
aéi ':.“\,i3ll', pi3i'ltap.'=i_,’,as ought to httve b__ecti e§.
pcctcd ; for the ‘ brivellrss barrister’ was now.
possessgtl of :1" Cnt1‘ifn|‘[(tblt‘. home, and assured
of an ezwcllent living, with a young and pret-
fy i'vi'fe ;' fol’ .1V'lr'§, Eupl'1'rasi’a 'lTur'nabout_: as
every lady sfficl, wasa very pretty young wo-
man. Hut‘ hair curled, he!‘ Pyf’-S. _..Were,of a
jut black, her’ l‘:{*.’.‘id was delicate and lily-white,
and she knew how to dispense the most gra-
cious and bewiu.-hing smiles: how could she
be otherwise than pretty? And if pretty,
likewise arnizt‘:}’le_? . j , ,_ _;
A‘: l"e_nst so thought for a time Torn Turn-
about, Esq, who esteemed himself her liege
lord and niastel‘. _ ,, _ . » .
But there was one thing that scriouslytrow
bled Tom, and that was, how to broach nus
subject of coating in due possession and
management of his \Vlft_‘.’§ property. For
this he had mat‘t‘it‘d; could it be that he _was
no better ofi'now P 'l"h‘e thought alone made
huh giddy}. , . _ V . . .
He went round and round the subject in
his mind for a long time, at each revolution
becorniiigiliéntote pcrlcyfctl. A"t,,no single
time dared he to nerve his courage up to"fEi’e
effort necessary to be made in order to have
the niattcr complete-ly iinderstootlfibctween
them. Euphra.-jia bail c"er'iéfa‘ttc'nded' to"Il1"e.
"subject ofrnoriey, simply going ahead and
managing the housel'r‘old‘a‘_s xfsh'e bud ‘fully,
riésolvcd to‘éourit at least one in i’ts"rnauzi‘ge-
mcrit.'tin‘d éitissifiéatiofi‘. 'I'or'ii' had t‘epca;'té_d.-_
ly hinted to ,her about “ tlepositsf’ _“ bzfnk
stocks,” "‘ taxes,” and all the other minute‘
.,.~,.. .
I‘-'.%v'}3.R.3IAC.l_LLA and Mnccaroni for sale at
BlSSELL‘S.
fi'ofn"t_h‘o cliffci'eiit Railroad Depots every five
niiiiutés. 1'8isG'm' S (Y M‘. E. 'I‘OW.[zE"."
appurteti':':'nces to th:-3 pus-se:~si‘on' of a’fort'1me,v
§r)\~' v.-‘.45.’.-.’
but hitherto to just no pur'p:o‘"se at ull; she
made neither revelation nor explanation -
least of all did she betray her native acuteness
by taking a hint.
4
Such a state of affairs_ was worrying '1‘ofn :
into a fit ofidesperziti’o'ti, if not into his grave,
and he finally made up his mind to come to
an understanding, in some way or other,.just
as soon as practicable. . _
So long as it w.-.1-. 'rie"cessar',' to l{(‘(’p the
.etnbcrs of hope alive, he had sedulously
avoided all his former acquaintance, lest he
might too suddenly ,_r:ive a shock to the deli-
cate nerves <.-fhis, ‘\‘-.'i‘fe", lfnd to lose his .clmn-
icns altogether. But as'soon as he found
that disguise helped him not a wit, be screw-
ed up his cnura,-:r,c to venturing a bold push
that should settle all. He finally became a
mnvcrt to the sentiment so epigminaticully
expressed by the pOt:12
“ Iic either fc:u's his fate too inuch,
Or his tle;‘t>_ijts_:ii‘e small,
\Vho dai‘es'n'u't »'_nut it to the torch,
To gain or lose it all."
Accordingly he laid himselfout to bring,
matters to a head at once. ,
“Dicl<,”said he to a ‘companion of ifs
’()'ne afternoon, as they sat t'o§:ci'bcr in :3 little
oflice of the latter—“ Dick Put in a quan-
darv !”
“ A quandary l”
“ Yes ” .
“ About what?”
"“ i want c~omc money.”
“ You watft ‘money!
did you 77‘La_7_-r_'7/', pray '2,” .
“ More than I shall ever §‘et, l fear.”
“Well, tluit’s a good one-l But wl‘;:lt’s
the trouble. E"
“ Do you keep a secret E” asked Tom in a
whisper.
-1 'I"r‘y are, and see.” .
“I nia'rri‘ed m'one.y vou kiir‘~viIL” ..
“ Everybody says :5, you know.”
“And cvr-.rybody thinks so but me I--
There’s a plenty of money in the case, but
unluckily thcrc’s none to be had l I cant
lay hold of it l”
“ Ha! ha! ha l” laughed Dick, in his face
“ Youls-ugh but what would you do 3”
“ VVhat would I do?"
“ Ycs—-'—what shall 1 do?”
“ Nutliing is cash.-i',” replied Dick. 7 I _,
"I hope not,” said Tom, “ but how shall
lgo to work '2’,
“ Have you broached the subject to your
better half?”
“ [Al-a‘ven’t dared to‘, she won't. let me, ~ in
fact i”
“Then run up a bill or two.”
“ Then what?” -.isl.'cd Tom, C-arncstlv.
“ Have it sent at such 21 time to the 11-ouivc.
and be sure notto‘ be at lioritc." '
“ l nciier thought of that."
4 “She will either pay it or blow," contin-
tied Dirk, _ V _ A ,
f‘ But v._ha't_ if the latter 1”
“ Then li-ave got atlhe Eoie of your
subject, and you can go ahead after tli-at as
circum‘stanccs will best allow.” _
“l’ll try it—l’il iicl. oh your happy Sug-
gestion '2”
“ True; what will you have? Siltlll we
go into Cartcr‘s and gel oiie of his nicest
teams and take a drive out to Sptkcvillc?”
“ You couldnt have hit the null more ex-
actly on the bend; lets goat onccl”s-aid
Dick. _ .
'I‘!i:it was fast al:crnoon——lhe rcmaindcr
of it--and itbt-gun :1 new era. To be sure
it was a step in'_the,tla'rlE, but Tum hope-El that
it would ‘lead to happy results and plenty of
money. , V p
in due time the bills hegaii to come in.
One morning the doorbell rang, it_ch'.inc-
ed to be aboutflnihc 'o‘.E*lock. 'l'be servant
answered the summons’ and carried a bill up
staitsto her mistress. Tim bell" rang aortic,
and there 5z1iiie_u st-con__«'l bill. A third time,
and another bill. filrs Euplnusia Turnabout
began to grmv alarmed. - _
Pre::cml_v came along the dinneij hour -
lt duly fnund..'l'Aom Turnubout, E.-"53., at borne
and at the table. . . '- _ __ , _ ,
All duriofz the meal like anxiously scanned
the features of his wife, ‘.ryini;_r his, very best
to imagine her as feeling extremely happy in
enjo_yin_: the privil_egc of paying ncr dcar
h_ltsb=,tntl's__bills,' but he succeeded in reading
ho such c:kpression on_ he‘; fajcl-'5 be loofzcd
for the slightest ti‘aE.<: of it in vain. ,
It was too perplexing. There ‘sat Euphra-
sin, worth bcr fortune, over zigafiiist: blur at
table—a riintintziin of gold, as it were, withiri
his reach, but be not able to pick. off even a
shiny scale from its surface. She was as
calm 555 delicious cool :-un'.mcr's morning ;'
he, on the other liand, was burning up with
disappointment and chagrin.
\ I-fe declared \’:'l'ti‘lxlll himself that He Eofjilcl
stand itno longer. It wasa few steps beyond
human endurance. _ Better dieat once than
llvp long in this ;.i:'5pci'isc. _ ;_
Soat last he rnr.-c_l-:l_y- rciiizirlicd to liisv.-ife—
“ Eupbrasia, was there anything brought
hére. this morning for me 17”
“ Yes, (lt'.'7tr,” ‘she re_plicd,' “ t_hei't'; were
three bills for ho‘ré"c-l1ir6,'aitd confcctioner_'-,’*’,'
refreshments, and one tbino and another;
but I did not read l.iitll.f: p'.1uti’cu'la'ily—you
1.-adv? fhat’s not :1. fadyls business.” . ‘T
_“ _Was_there a bill for furniture, too ?” in-
quired tifc agitated fom. — , _
“ Yes,dear ; I paid that and took a receipt
_.but the others, your pc)'smz(z,f mattcrs,you
know, those I ca"i~cl'ully placed in your ascri-
Ib"i)'é, v.’~;»hef'e you could t‘cadily lindl them
when you wished to. I hope you do not
consider me tooinquisitive in just looking at
theni.“ to see, what they wJcre 1” _ V
Tom was not possésséili of any too much
pliilosopliy, and this last serious sally of his
wife quite upset what little he had. Swal-
lowing‘ hisidinncr as fast as he could with
saft-.t'y‘ do __it,'he. p'uslt’ed 1__‘or his office.‘ _E_re
long his old friend, Dick, made his appear-
ance._,,_ _ _. , _ . ’ ,_
“_Wcll !” said Dick,“ how goes it, Tom E”
“ lt’s no go,” surily answered Tom.
“ How now? Were the bills paid '2”
Toni’ ex‘ptai‘n'ed‘ tho‘ \vhol'eL
Wb-", bow rhucli
_
Eiieralitrc, Qthtttttfil Zlittclligcttrc, 133-ulitits, fitgticttltttrt, Qtrts anh itlttttufartttrce-;
His friend ariniittcd that it would be ex-
ceedingly hard to get round a woman who
understood herself so well as did his wife,
more particularly when she held the purse
strings.
Tom give it up altogether. That after-
noon was spent in reflecting upon the ex-
treme wortblessness ufhis dependence for an
independent living upon another, and ‘in
forming a strong resolution to go ahead and
do something for himself.
The lesson he learned chanced to be a
most valuable one, which many a married
wife may at 'l1cr3-jeiisure give her husband, to
his decided advantage.
'l‘om Turnabout, Esq, afterwarcls turned
out a very respectable member of his profes-
sion ; enough so‘, at any rate, to be able to
earn sufiiciunt to pay his carriage and oyster-
house scores. At home he never kn‘-av; what
trouble meant.
A Poet} in to Faztuaii-ity.
‘All aboard,’ shouted the conductor, and
with a whistle and a jerk we were again "on
our way, and soon the trees and meadows,
brooks and hills secured whizztng by, and
the dust and Cinders ilew tbicl; and fast. But
amid the roaring and jilting oftbe cars, sleep
Iikc a niinistering angel, saute to my relief.
Gradually the noise was hushed, ::l'lt.l the
_.=pr2ed at which I rode inspired dreams of a
lofty character.
1 was in a wide rotunda from which led
two liull.s'cn either éiglc Many tall Corin-
thian columns rose about me, 1mm from the
u hilr:~_t marble, and their gilded capitals
were lighted from a stained glass dUI¥It3.--
'l‘he ceilings were adorned by carved work,
images, and painting‘, and, in short, the {[1115-
tor pirccs of the Grecian sculpttrrs, and of
modern artists,sectncci to adorn and decorate
tlze walls and ni‘ches. But scarcely had I
begun to gaze upon the beauties of this pile
ufsplcndor, when roar like that of maiiy
Oceans burst upon my ear, and i concluded
l was in the temple of the gods at Mount
Olympus, till a mass of polished stool, and
ln'as.=', and silver, ruslicdinto one ofthc lon_«_r
halls, and passe-<_J out at the extremity of the
other, followed by a train of what I called
some thirteen pagan temples, all gIittcrit'ig
\vi:.h carved wood and iron, gilded eagles,
pinnacles and spires. No sooner than tln:
train had stopped, out stopped :1 Yankee (I
know him by his Voice) and shouted ‘flatl-
f_ord,’at the win=Jo;vs of each of the c-u's.——-
A throng of grnts, ladies and cl-iilllrcii jour-
cd from the opcnir.g doors, and Mood u itbin
the IOitlll';ltl. Being very anxious to View
t!:c intt,-rior of thejte:-mplcs. and to see the
m0li\‘e power, l entered one, and had h-rtr-lly
recovbrcd_fro‘ri the shock which 1bodaz2liug
ihn_giiificrncc l’(:’-flt‘(‘~["(l, iriietn the ll“£lil],l-"i.'ill.Cil
had been set in motion ng.'ilrt,$l()pp£'d in :1 ro-
tunt_Z_a of the same size and snlendor with
the first, and the Yat".l\'(*i3 captain cried
‘Springfield.’ I staggercdto a seat in utter
unconsciousness,and as l enLl£‘m[_i)retl to lo-
catejrriyself on what appeztitod to be a picture
of.I‘jicw York city, I sank to my waist in a
Liciicioiis air sofa; which again res!-.)t‘L‘d my
senses. The towns and cities, lakes and
mountains, once more shot in contusion by,
as the condu_ctor burric<ll_v lflpp‘:(l me on the
shoulder ahd whispered ‘ ticket.’
‘ V7hcrc are.you bound for?’ said I.
. ‘Boston. Be there in twenty minutes.——-
Fare from Spl‘ltlgil(‘.lLl,‘Jt‘i€ diuic from Nexv
Y'ml';, three dimes.’
l handed him asliillitig. _ : .
‘Behind the times,’ said be. ‘No such coin
in circulation.’_ _ _ _
I had the good luck to carry a gold dollar
as ;1_1-,-ockct )i¢:C(-,, \\i1lCil l tlrcw out and paid
my fare. ‘i‘7hcre am I, captain ?’ said l, in-
voluntarily’. . _ _
Idle smiled and rushed from the cars,whicli
ha-;l cntcied the third Rotunda, and shouted
‘\'Vor-ccsici'.’ _ _ I
‘Mister where am I?’ said I to the nezircst
man. _ _ . . _
He cffretl hie with evident surprise :1 mo-
mcnt, then his eye sparkied, as be asked:
‘ Been asleep '5" ._ V, _ _.
‘Yes sir. Got to Nczv Haven yet? or is
this——-’ _ _
"l‘cll_.mc the year ?’ said lie.
‘ h’s 1850, of course! are you cm:-“.y'.? I
‘replied. , _, '
file tapped me on the Sh-’)lll(i‘.‘l', and 5-aul:
‘Yon’ve.elept a l:undt'rd ycars——.il’s 1950?
Several halve slept over. This is the air line
=;-a‘;:,~o,-;d froin_Ne\v York to BOst0n—ait‘ line
that is tiiere are no curves and but ilirce CM’-
ncrs, which we turn in an instant by ma-
('hincry.__ ‘All sorts of improvements now a
days. V‘."hy, man! it’ll take you all, t__'ne
rest. of your lif-xime to look at all the patent-
eld, labor s:1vin_,r: tnachincry of New England
‘Ne do cvcrytlitiigbut sleep and cat, by
some new fan,-_;lcd invention or other ! \\'c—_’.
‘Good !' it must he so. Yankee nationi
whatcuunot Yimkeés and stclaxnaccornplislr?
said I." . , v _. V .
‘Steam 1 noinsehsc, man———il‘s out of date
on railro:.n'ls,. _ This is Fuz_<_vuni’s elcctio mag-
netic patent. eight day two;-lvc foot driv0r,8U0
horse power bzittery, silver plated, sch pro-_
pellor——-fcost $2i3‘,0(lO—-llllS thi_t1g__w'liic,l1
draws us now ! This road cost shine tut cu-
tytnillions, and has paid for its-clf t\.'ice,and
not been goiiiplc-h:(l three years. _ Tiny
die the patent suspension bridge,Vulcan roll,
which is laid on a solid wall of stone four
feet deep. Tlfe rails gt.-,e.~«_s'.n¢_; seven fert
apart.‘ VVe-go at the rate of live _mi_les.11nr.l
the leviathan (‘not l.'l-€l)li51lli):lhl‘(‘t: weeks E’
, ‘Anything in my possessiori. l’rna g_freat
lfatid at new tbi'n;,i’s. l’l_l see the leviathan,
and ride him l Hurrah! hu'r.—’
‘S-top ! here’s l3’osto_n.i_ Kecp'clC'ée by Hie
and we‘ll get a:-seat in the first elevated om-
nibus, for the OCt‘flD Hotcl—best house in
the city. We do things so quick that we
seliloiii carry baggage’, A
l made ta.-1' to his coat tail, and my Yankee
guide rushed tin-ougli ct-owls,’ and temples
and galleries, till we found ourselves at last
in the flying, clevated, electric sonietliing
roi:i"nibu's,'wbiclr was an open" car,’ ‘.20’ fc":£"t
juét got to .Ncw llavcn.
three c,’ua'r1ei's per minute,and—-why, sir!‘ you ‘
7:;
O VOLUME XXXIV.--NUMBER 41-;
long, on a railroad, elevated about thtrty feel
above the street,’ “A double track was ma hit
the way, and we met several cars and omni,-'_
busscs rushing down, propelled: by glecn-ic
engines. Below, the streets were Ithronged
Wllll goods,.trucks, merchants ind 'éiirrierg_
00 €lli_1_l_3,l'.-Sl(l(’, broad sidewalks were filled
‘Vml P‘«‘°Plea and above, the houses rtisé I3
eight or ten stories,all constructed from iron
gilded and painlecl in the most costly and
beautiful manner. , _ _,
_ A} lasrwhen welmd ‘come about ten mile?
in five minutes, as fast up hill u down, we
arrived at what I should have supposed to bé
Solomon‘s Temple restored, but no, it was
the Ocean Hotel. Of our entry into this
place, the furniture, the carving", the gilding
the painting, we will not speak. After visj-
ting a f_dSliiOn11l)le tail0t"S shop I isit with my
guide in my room, to take rest, preparatory
to seeing the clepbant!—nol the leviathan‘;
and to making the tour of the State. ’
"2. :. ‘- . 1
Q‘\v-rut has happened, Mr. Jonathan, smcg
_1f--19 ? Saul Ito the Yankee, who was gn-
zing at the sea of roofs. He nearlv {aimed
at the quc-stion, and said he could only ‘men.
tion a few of the principal changes and ii}.
vcntions. _
O ‘ GenF.‘t‘al Taylor,’ said he, ‘ w:fi_§ pregidefifi
'” 1849: “'“50" "9': Yes he W235) and wc’vo
“""‘l “Y ‘l“i‘"‘l‘.V SlU€‘~<‘~ We’re a! republic,
now,‘ and the Upited States extend from tire
Arctioocean to lcrra del Fuego, gnd coil}.
priscsin short, all America, Englandvs a
,‘f*_PUbhC and a Yankee is their presideiit.
laere was but one km_<_rdom in the world six;
days ago, but the, trans Atlantic telegraph
was man put out of order. We have’:
heard for most :1. week from t’other side, ziiid
_‘h°""-a ‘hill flying car up there, see it C3-
lt’s goingjto San Francisco, the largest city
In the United Slatesnr Arnerica,all the same.
‘ ‘ i - ' - .
1 her“: “S 0!“ Of Sight, but the Great A3ria_l
'Na”vigation Company are building ,3 car that
will beat that; it’s manufacturing in tbatma-
chine shop yonder,’ Said he, as he pointed.
to a buildirtg fourteen stories and a half
high. _ _ _ _
‘Tbel'e’s generally,’ be continued,‘uni-n
versal peace on earth, and the last dispatches
from the moon said that the revolution had
bcenbrougbt to a close, and that bloodshed
had ceased to stain that paradise-—-and while
we speak of it, there’s a fellow from thd
moon, who came down on a flying car yes-
tcrday, but their air is so different from ours’
hc c:m’i. stay longr,’ and he pointed to :1 per-
fcct little man about three feet high.
‘ But we’ll go up to the moonby the next
car, and stroll about a day or two,’ (here
had recourse to the campbor bottle,) ‘rind
look about town. Yes we will_heml
Tlferc’s some angel's there--some girls, and
they think everything of us Yankees. Hur-
rab ! the-rc’s the California, the last steamer
from Liverpool.
pcrcha and duras. Duras is a metal recently‘
tliScov'(:red in Greenland, and small quanti-
fies “W found in .Pa1agonia——a metal which
'I0n’t bend, break or receive any impression
cxcept when the greatest he-at possible to be
obtained is applied to it.‘ She ran through
an iceberg on her last trip, but did not "stop;
“Ml YOU C=m’t break her to pieces cfisink her,
0.0 -you can’t. She's six hundred feet long
and 1\'~'0nl'_r-live broad, is covered with guita-
pc‘rcha made n'ansparent all over, and run;
under water half the time in a storm.-—
/lvlieu,-5 the evening train of flying cars for
I“ie_\\' 0_t‘leuns—pr_etty good load.-the,electric
train carries more through this weather.
More competition on,_ua§ road lhan any
other in z‘unerica,e,-gcept the New_York amt
_,l._{io Janciro evening lines; they run forfour
diines. See that l)Ull(lln_t_{ there? at one end
they drive in a flock of sheep, and this door
is a mutton n7;tl'l\'t'I,Zlllt.l the other is a ready‘.
trtucle clothing store. T-here’s~ a printing
Office iiitliis building, and there's a machine
then: which will rnake a spelling-. book from
cotton batting in six minutes ! E‘act,si_r.’_._
I applied cmnphor to my temples and nose.
‘I tellyou the trnth,.but the crack inven-
tion of the day is guntbuggum gas. Goes
ahead of chloroform altogether. lVhy, ld§t
night my brother in New Orleans was
Stllaslled to a pulp, by the falling of ti stone
x-.'eig_:,li:'n_; twelve tons, but we immediately
ap.plied_'.he extract of cold \‘v‘ater,_and gum,-,
litiggurn, and \tl1F:t) I left at two o’clock, he
was ('Oll’lftlf_l;lbly well_._ ,VVe_tlon’t die at all
now, if we can manage to get hold of water
and gumbuggtzxn, gas , before heat leaves the
body. if all warintli has left the body, life
has left; but if not, life is perfectly safc.——.
Now tcn-is re.ad_y; come, let us get tea, an _
then wcfll haven tide.’ _, . . _= . ‘
A‘. thought of supper iawoke, and we bad
What slow, good
for nothing cars and stcamboats we havg
can't go but a mile in a minute. VVe are
behind the time !— E151:/umge.
A" negro in Boston had 9. severe atlacf of
rhenmatitm, which finally settled in his foot:
ljfe I)i:1ih_(¥_(l ‘it, and rubbed it, and swrthed it,
but all to no purpose, Finally taring away
the bandages, he stuck, it out, and. with af
sliake of his. fist over-it’exclaimed: “_Ache',
away, den ole fuller; ac_neaw-.iy._ I shun’!
do nuliin inorcfer yer, dis _c_hil,e_ ken stain’ it‘
as long as you kcn ; so, ache awa'y 1?’
Vv’hat more prcc,io'u's _ofi‘cring can be laid,
upon the althrofa man's heart, than "the,
first love of a pure, ear-acst, and ,ufi'ectiona_to,
girl, with’ tiunldevided interest ineiglifcoruef-
lots and fourteen three.-story ho?ses?
Some years ago, :1" person req'nes'ted per"-':
mission ufthe Bisliop ofsulisbury, in Eng-
land, to fly from‘ the spire of the Cl'llll‘Cll.-_.-V:-_*
The good spiritual as well as temperafsaefty’,
told him’ he v.ia"s very welcomyto fly to the
church, but he would encourage no Line to’
fly from it. _
.PoZilenc53.-—An officer in battle. Vhéppéfi-_
ing to bbw, a cannon-ball passed over his’
head, and tiicrl-i'(~.{}'tl1e bead ofa soldier who,’
stood behind him.‘ “ You see,” said he,’ “ tits’:
' a’ rxa=.m- ;ie‘v'ér' lb’.-te‘§ by’ pofitefi'€s'§,”
Sbe’s made of iron, guns,‘
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