Norwalk Gazette, Tuesday, July 9, 1833 · page 1

 

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There are some chords in the hu-
man soul which vibrate only to the voice of
There are materials for iiiex-
pressible happiness which lie deep in the
breast, and are drawn into exercise only by
the magic iiillueiice of friendship. The
interchange of kind looks, kind words, and
kind olliees, kindle emotions too sweet for
Much has been said and writ-
ten oii this subject, and very justly; emu.
has no gift like it.

\Ve have glanced at the most prominent
sources of delight, and find them rich in
blessings. Ifwe add to these the thousand
lesser streams of comfort which flow to us
continually throiigli the medium oftlic scii-
scs,it will, I think, he allowed that life is
not gloomy after a'l—-at least, there is in‘ it
a vast preponderance of good.

VVe have considered only the happiness

said nothing oftliat glorious principle wliicc
purifies and lieiglitens all the rest and
changes eveti afilietioiis into blessings, reli-
gion ; here is a source. open to every one,
and as much superior to all others as the
sun is to the glow worm.

If these remarks are just, I think we -may.
conclude, that iftliere is sorrow enough to
keep us from levity, there is joy enough to
keep us from gloom. ‘V0 sometimes see
tears, bi.it much oftcner smiles; we have
some hours ofpaiii, lint many comforts eon-‘
tinually. Let us cease, then, to repine at
unavoidable CVilS-—illllll( of cartli’s pleasant
things, and be tliaiikful—‘.ie happy.

T1113 EPl'.[‘Al’lI BitiaA1).—Tlie bread was
very good, excellent, light, well raised and
well baked, true English bread, which
leaves far behind our coarse French bread;
and it was so white that more than once
the London Bakers have been charged with
mixing chalk with the flour. But the ha-

and one might rack his brains forever with-'
out guessing it out, and there are in Eng-
Ian 1 people s ) original, so excentric, even

. circumstance, even to the names of the among the Bakers, that one should not be to tcriniimte.
astonished at any tli1ng—one ought always flt:l0flg'tlll a member proposed a resolution,
ll’ “cl °ll lllls l’l'”l°‘Pl0"1 L‘0"ll0“a and as which was unanimously passed inithese
worils——“ Resolved that it does rain.”

for myself, an Englishman might walk on
his hands in Regent street at mid day, with
heels tip and head down, without my oh-
serving it, btit every thing has its liiiiit.—
Now this bread mark puzzled all the guests
—the host stared with open mouth, anil his
wife would have crossed lierselfif protest-
ant wives ever crossed themselves, but all
agreed it was sti-ange—“And now I look
’ says a guest “it is marked with the
name ofmy uncle.”
epitaph,” says another.
at the very name Peter “lilson,

at the kueed_ing: is it not horrible to eat the
epitaph of one’s uncle with one’s roast beef
and plum pudding.” All looked with
aflriglit upon the slices of bread as they
passed from hand to hand, and eon'eetiires
without end were started, as to the iii-igin of
tlii“/tic jaccf,” and epitaph with a de:ith’s
head so well done too, that a plastet‘ east
makecii eouldd iipt have excelled it. '.rl‘he
next a an t ie next London saw‘ the
same SC)(:llC in fiftydifi'ei*i3nt houses, andlhis
funeral bread was carrying fright ttndfldis-'
may every whe-.re.—It was the city talk in
the bakei"s quarter, and had England been
ii.l.3.‘i.lll‘.’.".‘.’..‘-’.§’.".§l"?.'; l-f.i2‘3.Zld.lLil.i.'.°iZ°-" £3
9 ‘ ‘ ‘ "-' .

was in Ellglalldy-illey proceeded to a regular

he baker was of course
the first person visited, and he was asked
whether it was a jest, or with pious aiiii,that
he sent them bread stamped with the “en-
signs of the tomb,” perhaps he meant pi-

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V01» 16- ‘VORVVALK CONN TUE
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mmmsiwn NEW SPRING o onus POD ~ -
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. Every Tuesday fllommg, N0. 3 BURRALDS BUILDINGS. o Ci it to 8VtOl(ltl)f odsltipd. ‘He piadeda pre ciium.
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A rnw nous west or THE ntttiics, 1‘ lDl_)l‘EBllOOK &‘lllORRlS l‘3V°.l'l5U'9'' , ‘ V ll a if re lit” lmmc. lie llilurllzll’ an E0,-9k _ ,
. sewed ,, large and Splendid Mmnmem of PASS ox, RLLLATLESS W0 RLD_ sanctuary iti t ie at to .c c iapel winch allectioii.
By all kinds of Fancy and staple Dry Goods suita- Swifter and swifter, day by day. Stands 0" ll"? same Sweet‘
J A BI S R E E D 9 JR- bl‘: ll” llle ‘llresclll lllld llPl"'°3Clllll§ 50350"; for Dawn time's unqniet current liurl'd, Them having Olmnly professed himself ml
.____ sa e very c icap. _ Thou passes‘ on my mness My iinwortliy member of the cliureh of Ronic,
‘ '_[‘E[lfiIS—Tivo Dollars per nunum payable Blue. bl-'\Cl<i BT°“‘“i Olive Green Invisible and ’ l - .d'. H .' . ] ' ' '
. . . 1 7 , ie “as eoi in y recuiet and initiated b
- . . - - . Mulhiiry colored Bi'nad-c|,,u,,. 3”; ed and pi.,,,c. fumulluous and unstable world! . Y
quarterly: lllail biibscriliers in advance. A lll.lcl'i'1l , . ,. . -,v P , 1 3 , baptism and other usual ceremonies
d._ I _de '0 mm M g _‘ _ _l V,’ Cold Casslmcrs; lune tasliioiiailile and Loiiimon ’1limi pnssest on: time hath not seen . ‘ .
"0011" "N P71 8-- r In’ person is io \\l amihclsi Black Silk Velvet‘ Black [i,,i;,,,, 1“, , ,. Mr. Doolittle, however, had scarcel time utterance.
. - - . . . . ' Delay upon thy lllll‘llt’(.l ath ' v .
‘ hecotne responsible for six -papers shall have the mug; tmiI=I1Io'n do; Gi-os do Beilir.;Gi~os tle l\'a- A , '. P ’ - to coiigrattilate himself on his escape from
‘_ S-e,,e,,,,,_,_,,.a,is_ pics’; lljmck s,,,c,,,e,,.; Green do; pink _Sd,in; nt prayers and tears alike have been - the ,],.e,,dcd duello, when he was (llS'\0‘l‘CCZl-
Col il F orenee; 3-4 4-4 5-4 and (5 4 Plain Black lfl Will I0 81801‘ thy course of wrath ' - - -l ' ‘“
- - ‘ . ' ‘ ' bl uiideccived b ti ractical ll *t ' f
and \Vhite Bobbinet Lace ' Grcci-.n N;-(tin - Fin _ y Y P l ll-‘ mllml 0
A (:1-.‘ItTAI.\’ CIZRI-J FOR T1115 figtiri-d Bobbinct Lace andleilgeiiig; 'l‘lireail ,L-ice: Thou passes‘ 0"’nndlw”ll “meg” llle Proverbs “Olle good lllfll dC5l3l'VC5 3'
I '1‘ C-1 ' - . , - ‘ - ' i v ' . , . .
Tills filth)’ and infectious disorder, lie it ever so iiivetcratci lnobbmel. lnscflmg ’ Pilmlmg l lmbblmllt Fuollllgsl “'8 love” or ’ omh-—the "cares of age; nothcnn The courageous lmlter felt llldlg'
"W "° °““°“.:t.:<i";-.'t'i'rs*:5’ai<'<lii'.?<i .’l.‘.’i".‘.' .‘3.“.:"l.".:“'i?‘.“.."“.‘.’.‘.’i'°".2‘.*f’f.i.‘.“l§'.1i.2'I“r"'°°“ spurt And was and an joys .....i .....i.... .. what he .....i.i not i... ..
. . - A .. . . ,- . /IWI1 ' inc . - _ .
null is im‘n!m“o‘li|for lllclplfflsanilwssl mseiicfrpctdmonl ‘filly’ cambrit: Handkfs ic-i1llll3I‘lC ll3ltSllD‘i"])l1l.lI1 {llfd linflil Am 0" my msloryls moody page! paltry bublerfugc’ and was not to be lllll Ofi
ccratn \\’ll\\'llCll-)Ol‘..‘a. ‘~c ‘ureo IS . .... . . ‘ , D ‘ . .. - _ '. , - ‘ -
,i,se,.,,.c_ Tile 0,,,,,,,,.,,, ,5 ,,,,l,,',,.,,‘{,,°”,,c ,l:,°',.,,°,,,,,f, ,,,,d c_,,,,i__ Book do ; Plain and 1« ig ll Swiss do.; lvlediiiiii d.,_; 'llieie every day, like yesteiday, (like an old beaver) so easily. Ile tlierelore
ilitioiis in 'll.S'.()p€)l‘atl0ll,‘a.S' to effect. :i._.cure in 0Ir'lll0llI"'8 appli- Plain iipd Fi'g’d Jaconet do '. Plain Mull; Long \'Vrites hopes that end in mockery ! t00li an early opportunity of seeking :1 con-
.r:a(i_on only. without any hazard ot takiiigeold, as the coin- Lawn; .(,,.-con Moreerp 3_4 6,4 7_4 .,,,d S_4 L- _ . . . -

. ,.posiiion does not contaiii the lctlsli particle of -merCllI‘y,v0r m , (. ,, D._ _ , R ’ _. _ ,. ‘ . ‘"0" But who shall tear the veil aivav ference with his qtiotidam priest and father

_ any other dangerous ingredient; it iii.'i_v be applied with per— H ‘O 0"‘ ,"‘pl’r’ usslll ‘lo’! lllsll Llllellsr 5077"’ ‘IV-.,f . - ' C, I fes -01- W] f, d hjln 3 ‘.»’”‘
"fpct safety in the state ofpregnaiicy, and even to children at. Vely.’f‘l.|]P; Ltillcoes, a large assorliniint of all colors, ' N’ me we lllblsl ‘ll lll'll'u'3 ll’ be l ) I , 5 ’ ‘,0 in n H “l-4‘ convert‘
,4 ie bfigigficc 37 L2 mm a Miami”. ampwmmons ,,,,,,‘;;.3,es’ ,.,,,,j,,,,.,,_.cs, G,,,g,,,,,,,S; 5,“, pm,‘ ,.0"ge,__' Thoupnsscsl 0"’ “Mat my side‘ slight nominal penance sullicedlto recon.
__ ant rllildjtllfld Ilati Ili-{s,; Lotion l‘l5lgS‘: Black and Even as a shade ,Ob“‘_i(m "cad, cilc Ium to the plucnblc church which he
DUMFRIES’ IIIGIILY AI‘PRO\'ISD Blue 5|'kV<‘li'el blocks; -Black and Col (l Bomlin ’ °’ had desert d t "l h -l '
~ ms {V d ]‘lY%'l1‘‘lAl'1‘r]3Rl 73119 ‘l0-? Ul0\'cs and Mitts.; Silk. \Vnrsted and Cot. And o'er the dreams of huintiii pride, I l t b c ’ car am y l Ollg l llllewslcdi
‘- . sa c~ai1 power u want - s ‘ . d . _ . _ _ .. __ __ . _ _ . . )u no mcqns _- . ~ ' .
. 5,,,,,d§ p,.e_(,,,,,"e,,, among file Ell“u(’{fid‘;l'o;."£‘:l’;(fary fig: ton ]lose and ‘ball Ilose, Silk Braid.-,, Muslin Vaii- His misty shrouds forever spreads; y . l m.m.cl’m.n-Y motives’ Ire
pai‘atioiis for:.tliis.-purpose. The most obstiiittte as well as lllllcsi Llllml ll lllgs “flllle Llllcll llllll Colloll Tllllcsi Wlr-re ‘Ill ll ' ' l (ll ' knnented his backshdlng In due fun“ ; and
W .I:l'|f3‘m(:Il;C SllgllL‘.lllllll.llll(J(tl.l()l'l: oftliitt delicate organ, yield to Bobbins?‘ Black Cotton Ferrite? Clark’s Spool Cot- ‘ ‘ )'V"o“' la". "'5 lmcellz and renounced the damnabye hcrcsies to
this lii;,lily appro\t.d.L3e \V.il.t,r, \\lIlLll \\ ill brace and re- [o"' Vvmp 1 C. 1' 1 (* . I .. ~- \ I‘. Upon tlial. gloomy stroll lo-dtl - -
store the tone of the diseased parts. On recent. sore eyes I , L an.‘ i... ’0”0" _B'l Ll’ lime llle Col’ . . ‘Y wlllclli lll an ll""ual'dCd -ln0l11Cl'lt llC llfltl
the effect is liiglily salutary, and in cases of vears Sl.:lI]l.llllg: mu’, I lllelll Llllfn 1 lllleillli lilli-, ‘Blue and Col'il Vvllll l‘0COI'llS ages since clT:icc(l—- b d _ . ’
lthc most uiiexpcctcd»-relicf.li:is been received, after other llillmll Sewing Silks; 6-'-l lied Ptltltliiig; Canvas Lik th I H 1. l_ SU SCH 0 , 3 I H5 01100 "lore lll lllc pre"
 ll(I,](0cl'l0l- flfilgt-titty Lltltltfilllcth ;1«lloscf\i~1ip|ii.se tlo,; Buck,-m,,; B,.m,,,,, Houand; Cord Mmnns; e ems iii ive— ike them decay. gence of the mum.’ who now l,cg,m] to be
.. ‘ ioneo ic.es r- . _, - ,. . '- _ - ,- . . _
'_t(‘.)tfim(prl(:}ililt(i3t:tlic'ye\,'icr mcttwitli, especiiifl_i'miiiloll(i)s"tsina(l.le g:.:::_‘Il:c.('lP§’rlll°ell_‘l(l)l3S ‘llll‘(_l0Sll1l"il|n‘;_;5i Lgllbleacéijd dim; -1 llfil pass:-st on w,ilh thee, the Vain, conwnced that no. points of doc“-Inc, how-
. s s‘ an in Rlnm.’{.'l()l'l. ' ‘ ‘ tint a i ii tis iii. ir‘n ‘ . .:- ' ‘ .t, ~ , , - ' . . , .
‘ 1’ricc25 cciits uliolllrt, willtdircctions. Bell Ticl lngl Russia Sheeting; ']liCkl¢_l|)b|||'gs;"j[§u:: P dnfqpoltdulzfirll my fld(l;?.“]lllg, blaze’ ever fliuliy and knotty’ had stlcnglh [0 llllld
—Al..‘0— ' .. ,, . ’ ' '=_ , . ._ rt 0 r'ime 0 ust an o 5 train over us rote ll . ' . .

_ iI3'riie cclcl)r.'i.letI cnniiiiiku TOOTH ACIIE PILLS, l"l"“’ OS""l""$°’ ll all P‘ll""' C°"°" l.“'"v l'°'“ ‘V!’ l . - . I .’ . . y ’ N - a lmmgonlsl to the llc‘".:e'
'\I\"l\lC]ll gi(\)'e ininlirillintc 1‘€li(f\\'llll0lll. the least injury to the gm 4 to 20; (,3,-PM y ,u.,,; Cwdle \V,c]\.,,,g; Comm io cotiit tn) oi e, and iuii thy \\-5I_)S2 Ollllng‘, lie could eleai-ly see, was left him
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{0t;c!J:iS pélinlfilli :.:Li’iI:'p\l\uiilxlnlic g(1)\(‘C(():ln:lsl0ablC)(:;_’ltipgfiilfiif uliling and W vulum_Q_ Norw .|k, 0-,1], M,,,c|., But thou and I and be.“ so In this emergency , l)l_lt to l)lCal( OVCI again,
rec,,.,,,s, ‘ TAHJOIHNG A1. OLD W-ELI” I Press onward to eternity ; and seek refuge iii his mother clitircli; and

‘ FOR FENIALES. 1l)liI subscriber wotild inform his frieiids and the I °'l_ ll‘-ll l°.':'°llle" lfl "5 go lllls l_lc cllllccd wllll all lnlagllllllly Slleml 3
_ _ DR, n[;L1.-Est AR(),\[AT[C pn,Ls l iiblic, that l_ie leels grateful for past favors 10 that deep-voiced but shorcless sea - Selltllmf at the same time '1 notificatloii tt
I_IA\_"E been long celebrated as amost valiiable and emca and patronage. Ilavinrr just returned from New ' I , . :9. I - l - - l i .)
to tlmolls rclncdytllglmlfl mils? gclflm] cfmpmms Pfcunml Y°l'l-ii liegs leave to s .5 that he has ‘I l'l|’f'P assoi-t Tho" llllsl llly lll°"‘l5_I “'°l|1ll l‘«'lV0 ml"??? l H’ (‘ugly miter’ that um” olnmon 0” roll’
ie cmac or ion 0 . ’. ‘ e'c ans Itrl ' at . ., . - _ ‘ ' ' ‘ ' ,. ° , . '_ ,-
_,,,,,,,,0,e ,, f,.ecl’,,,,d ,,,.,S,,g.§,c,l,;3u;‘a,,0,,'o,l “,3 ,,,o%’,,l') “.,,,l,;, Q; ineiit ol bootls, suitable lor suniiiicr wear, ligand .-is- llioti hast thy iliotiglits—leave mo inv owr.: lgmus m.atterS wele. so dmmetucally and
anS:::.-;§r'i.ir.%:"%.*';::..£*‘;'.:‘.‘:;.t.2:{1;".":.~?.:il2?"?:..£:’;- l,‘2.'.‘.11Z.“:*‘.fT.’..Xif?:'":3" 8*?-» "3'-*‘ '11‘? s'.';%“*s ‘~.°!'vs- “mi -9: at my gnaw st---s--e— ".’°°i°"°"°l"” "l"""S-""" ‘l''‘‘‘ ’-‘‘S °°’“‘°‘°"?°
assist the suspended operations of the sanguiferoits system, 3’ l 2"'° fwch’ Slllllcll us’ ‘l “O 31" ‘l”SOl.l' I bow not 1: (Ii 3] ‘-1-, 3] . i “ 0" d nut Pcllmlt lllma Doolllllei l0 lielillll
when nature requires it, and rcctilYtlie ii'1'egula.r habits of llllllll ‘ll é'°°‘l ll'lllllllllli'§‘- -ll"? l"l"5l l‘l5l”°"5 ll‘lV" . I ‘Y ans "One ' an ftlllll whatever tll‘1t 'irl l ‘
the uiihealthy female, whose sickly and palid cotintciiaiicc been l‘t'.'C(‘l-Vt'.‘.il by him, and no pains shall be Sp«'I|’CLl I'll lcl lllelll P355 Wllllmll 3 sigh; - Y 4 ‘ nu” it )0 at any

_ becomes.rc:iiiinia.tctl, and frcshcns with the natural glow of to give qfltia-faction . . H1110 (‘lDl)l'flC€d l)Y S0 blood-tliirsty and Ill]-
restorcd health. They are a tried and approved remedy in ii . J‘ ~i ' . . lllley lllllke "0 5“'clll"éi' mlllulie NOW. 1 .' '. d . l .- 1
oIr.v!ructt'ons,dcbility,Ii}/lioclionilria, green sicl:n('ss, gidiliiicssi 7ml~ “(ml Y lllllllc (llollllllgv slloll Jllcllclsi Plllllllloollsr The ficrc ' Ll 'l'nl I ll f ' l ' c H lstldn an a ‘ elbary as ll lynn.

’ pilation of Hit‘ heart, budiligcslion,IoalIiing tffoofi, paiitsoft/ie vcslsi “3c- ll" Sillc CllCilP- ‘ L L 1° ‘ 8 ml Je I mic eye-_ ‘V0 are assured that thp for-cgroj,-Hr .1
sloirmcli, sliorlncss afbrcafli, upon every little motion, siiiking 2 CH ARI ‘TS RI KNAPP Tllc llllllllpll of lll.)' lliW"llly bt'ow ' ' - L D .5 l nee-
of !hc_spi'1-its and its consequence, it dejected countenance ' J" i i ' la ' doles lmpliobable 33 ll “HIV fl )O«'l.l' Is an til)-
'iiid dislike for exercise and coii\'crs'ition The * 'll‘C er ll'l.ll ' Pass on 1‘ l tl ' ’ l ' ' ’
coiiducive to the liealthlof marriedlfadies-, CXCO}'lt‘ll] caiels ell ‘filllhxnl IIOY T’ DIE !{C[‘I*"NT TA {LOB ’ ell," lllsstl“ mill —Il gucve V flolulelfalzll we” Tnglv? as Such by most of
prcgn;1n(‘y 01-hectic 3 d C S L’ .- 1‘ | 'L_- ] "7 t v In ‘. _ U Hlofe 0]‘ {I I'll. l IOU lilst TTVCH ' )9 ‘ll '1 )ll"‘tlllS 0 ‘ ' ' -
not lie takcit. Buttheyllni:1;lli(iu2drfiir(iislfi3i‘bdltiili,fil1ca(ilzifdilgti- Ipcsl s‘dc (If the 3’ “IS 07 Sa"$r(l[uclf' Pa ’ G (11. .‘ , ( l u low ’ and that Cvely

~ tage a month or more after accoiic/imrnt, for the purpose ol pr U [i S b -b , - ‘ t I r N S5 on’ m 0 5 "‘llllc"°lll.V lllllvc

- * .. - .. ‘ . .. . . ‘- 1- SCI‘! Cl‘ 1.15 us rc ur -om cw r 1 - . _ _ . _ ' . . _ .
S.‘-t’.‘i‘.“i‘7,‘“::-i.‘.'.'f.Zi§l§;'l..i2§3il}2“l;L=;..lll‘E3fi s:°::..:::;::::."a:: E‘, i-..... ...... .. .1» 0...... , ,“'° ,”""g° "er; 3°‘ "ts I"“°*‘“°*‘ 8° -“°<=m-"Mr demea-
 C(;I.'3Slmel'CS, Sfiiiiiiiets, Vcsliiigs, &‘c. which is offer— ‘ l"‘‘"‘ _l" ca5l"—ll llllll‘ ‘ll ll°“l‘l" ~
prevent the dangerous disorders Consmucm upon um ark e toothe public as chcap.as can‘ be purcl'iased at Allections fixed above thy sway-— LIFE.
tic-al_pcr_iod of foiiiale life. _'l‘li_cy have been further found, l’"3:_°‘l'°l‘ L5l‘'_l~’l'-°ll'llc'-.l '” l_l"-‘ C"“l'“'.l'- “'9 llll‘ Faith set upon a world to come, l\Iuch has lieen “Said and suntr” about
by experience, to Z].l_l'iJ1‘t.l.a.pO\VC)lUllCfllC(.l) iiiallhypocliondnac, l0\\Ing conipiise a pail, viz super black, blue, , __ _ I .1 . 1? _
fysrlmtclmldfaflmfllshdisnrdlilslbolhcln mmlllild lcllincn’ wh°§° brown, olive, green and iiiix’t brontlclotlis. black. Allll Plll""ll"e ll”°'-l3ll lllcls llllle lllll“ l w 1 ls of llfe’ and every llllllllolllillllls CPI‘
te V015 S '5 CH1 IC ' S I'L‘ll“' ICI1 ill’! 1' fill? O ( ii. - - . . ' ' ' ,' g
tlirowiflg Clili‘ those glross arid SUp0l’al)lIll(lZtnlZ lll.lll'llC)llrl]"Sl blue’ and Slupeil Cassmwms’ blur’ drill)’ Llmlk mlxl’ that “ Inch lngenuny could dc‘ '50 hub been
produce nielanclioly and depression of spirits, l‘C-no\'a,t,c mo and Atlillllls. mix’! satinnets, of ti superior quality, ‘vow heaped tipon this beautiful WOl'l(l. O the
iody, reanirnatc the ninid, and dillusc (1 general clieerfuliiess plain and striped |[](_)lcskinc wide -1,“; um-row cm-(1 -ll-‘N0 ,_ - .
Jand Cl2lS‘lll3ll)' throtighoul: the whole system. Price 3150:: f,,,.cy do VcS,;I,,,S blqclxg ,,,,d h;.0“" fiuured rip,’ BY 5. A. 1-;l.Llo‘l"l‘, ESQ ll ‘"5: and families, and plagues, the public
iox. witi ireclioiis. " , ' ‘ -_ — " ‘ ' ' ~ “ ' ' ‘ ' ' . '
0 l1_j'I]'l1x(V}té1l)0I\l'(3 valual;leli\IcltlicincDs are prepared from the vestings, l)ltlCl( satin faced do. (:1 good ariiacle) l'igur- lllll-"i 5‘“"'3‘l "‘3“i ll""°lli‘-.’.ll lll°l'"Y """.'/‘S ma)’ TOW‘: I cm:lnn?tm“S’ “'3 civil and dnngesctlc blogls
.ri-gina. .. ecmeo te 'te 1'.\V'.’l‘.C." "I -l 'lk. ll" , l, - ' . - » -,- . . , ,- ——1C O“SCS flll Cl'0‘S'S ‘ '—
T. BIDDER, his -lmlrricrlialc Surcrclssor and Snlc1’rapl:i‘lli1i‘l.‘,F())ll U]. S‘ “inf l,u(ln]d‘l); fly) .5.”-k and l-dbl,’ ll I-‘ell Bl" “IOMAR shells “llh flowmlsllw pllllls of love; U D C ’~ an pains t '0
sale at his Couiitiiig Room, No. 99, next d-our to .l. KIDDI-.‘l‘.’s ll ‘ml am "=‘".lm U ‘ ‘”°Cll.lCS’ “hue and light Man. hardy man l‘lll0l'l0ll" or at ease hopes deferred’ and the hopes destr0yed_-
1 Drug Store, corner of Court. and II:inovci'.St.rects, near Coii- llgllle-l 'll" wlllle ll.‘-:'lll‘l‘~l Villcllclil 5“5l’Cl'l‘l‘-‘l'5 °l “ll ' ' l. 3 l 1' the Wloofny forobodin tr; -1nd more 0‘l0()n] fW'illll ’
\ cert ll].1ll,B(:)Sl.OI1; zindalsoforsalc by his special appointnieiit descriptions, stocks, collars, cravats. and pocket BY W”-"Ml" “'0”: Will leaf" 01‘ try I0 please: l-"- ‘N V 1 I 5" ’ l l’ . Y D ’
0 - 7 ‘ .* . . . , . . . . . - i r - , - V .
 “1l“‘1l’l° MW"-1F1C5i3éP10P«1T0‘1 D) U10 liaiitlkt-icliicls of ever) tltzscriptitiii, together pith a Charined by her inatcliless looks, check angerrtide, “A1 me_S' . Oil’ t long 1 those mo Sub-lccls
i geiieral assprlinent of triiiiiiinigs N. B. Tailoriiig And yield his he“, to love find “mum _ of lelllllll llllcl lists lo “ll llle lllllllllll llllllllya
' \ I I . . '. ' . - . . l l’ , ' ' ' - '
‘VEED and BUTLER D [W I. ._ _ , will l..(.. done. i_n the best and most faisliionalile at} It . ' ‘ ’_ yet I run inclined to Llunl; that too much time
§ I T -l.-‘5lS~ N°VWfl 1‘ - SP-1 MOUR ll 1.”. I N V V ,.k 1. Q} - . ..- d ., , .| . He must, who sccslicr inodt-st mild and fair -
JARVIS, and WM. 5. Wooii, Slt|nlf0l'(l,:1ntl CLUSE 81. 5 ‘° ' "5 °‘ ', ° ‘“ "°,“5 ‘“°‘.V“‘ ‘l“‘“ "' 3' . T . ’ . ‘ ' and Ink have been consumed upon them,
MEAD G|,cem‘ich. An assoitiiiont o. ieady-mat.c Clothing kept con- Cheer gloom, dejcction, trouble, griefand care; . , d f 1§d- d . f _ , f,
' stantly on hand, and lur sale cheap, by Divide aiixict iiictiltxite t'i te (U ea lspose. to ga.zc 0‘ ll LW mo-
‘_i.,¢O,bscrve Ll'|'$'|t“I’\n_‘1'||‘3 am immiinn u-N}--um «no --»--u--- c....e..;...1.,.A.,..'.i :io.i.,‘z.:)oo. xx. IIO\"l‘- _‘ .2,’ ‘ _’ ‘S ' . tiitfllt? on tho briglitci null: (If the pit;tul'L'.
signaturle of 'I‘d.I\lIJA)£LI\., an bl-)l(i'0lllSl(l(;. pl‘ll’[ltC{l \Vl’:'lIp[)(3l‘.. And make ton pleasant In the howling waste! ’l‘],.lt there is u bl.i,,.h1c,. Side the gloom;
IITA urwe iscoun ma e iose w to iiv 0 se.. a"O.llI~ T .,, ,. ., , -. _ _ . _ _ i D , _ -
' ° 4 '3 Pi §5.)l{Hl.l% Gr lt'(':li;°‘:)'; “llld -"‘°l'_""-j °l""'Pl".‘fv est misantlirope must .allow. And though
I . L - , . I v V n
, 13- CORKER. Dr-1P0I‘*""l TtIIl0t- has just re- shes cac, l; m, '1 C "mll “lll ‘°"l°l”e‘l"l"3 - to check the wild expectations ot youth, it
. . . ‘ H , .‘ _ .
. \ }VAR:§4i o tuincd_rroi_n l\’€W York mil. an elll.Il'Cly new ‘ ° . o ‘“‘°r5°l' °ll°"': “'5'! and 5Cl10"'¢» may be well sometimes to present the dark-
;5.'}l‘ “V‘H(lll)4Lb;l&‘lL ‘OI? I-{I1/I;AIL; W or Sl:l'l!l)‘lg“ ppd :iI;ll!Ylll)l:Cl‘lgl3g(l$(-)Til‘l;8 folltiewl" gel“ ‘"31 ":19 f“9"‘lill° melll (U5 llslccmi est shades—-to those who begin to feel the
' tie sll)SC|'l cl‘. it: o owing rea c _ z:_ _» i it‘ -— H.‘ . i . ‘ i i‘; 9 1 er en ier aim ier course that nevertircs ' ' '~ , -
,1“, ,,r;,,c;,,,,| ,_,,.,;c|,.s’ vi," ,_ invisible do. and mulbury liioadeloths, from 3 to $7 1.0 merilt pmise “(om ONE MO I d . _' pangs Ofdbappolmmlmt’ It 15 betterfo speak
Cross Cut Saws and Fitlilliss. Jahanetl Lamps and P‘-‘ll 3 ‘ml? blflfllii lllflei tlfillli nllxlil “ml Sllllllcd Cassi- S i l i l m S I8 a mmlzi of ellllll S Pleilsalll llllllgsa lest! llllvlllg lleell
Gt-iildles, Snuffer '1 rays and: Latclii-.s, knob Locks niciis of the first quality, striped and plain saliiicts. 99 l”’l 3- 7’l9”“” - ll°ll‘l-Jll‘ll°l°“5i "”l‘li— pierced by one them, they should hastily
. 3",; Mmclies, Griilii-oii_s and bnulf Boxes, (3-on‘,-,9 bUb.Vt'li(;ellS and cord of all kind.-:; V("Sl.lllgS of all pat- Mark how she rears and trains tli’ obedient child! conclude that they are to have nothing but
Mills aiitl Wrciiclici, Oil Stones and lea \Vaiters, lPlllS, s iris, collais, l)0S0l)lS, stocxs, cravats, silk N,,,.,,,,.cv,. ,heP1,,m 2,,“ buds of ,1, I , bx , H 1 . . f 1 , ..
pa ,,,1(,,-flo1'iisanil Aiigers,VV:iriiiiiig Punt: anti llleas. lidkfs, of all patterns and piices; gloves StlS[)(‘.n(l('l'S_. if ’ "lS°ll S l°° 2 “C75 to “ ll i “Poll l le lo“ 0 l ll’ ll’ ‘l.V"-'
"ms, Crow BN5 and nurse “mm, ,,,_”uSsian Lap; -9: A150, an excl llcnt llssmlmenl of lit_Ils,_ cups’ And moral blossoms promise glorious fruit. Afllictions are to sitik us—not into despair,
, ,,,,,|“r,,r,3rS,C,,,1\,,,p,, and R,,zj,.S_ M,,,.,,Cc Locks iniliiary caps, epatilrls. &e. Every ilrscription ol Hail lovzly Woman! graced with gifts and powers but Into {I state of quiet submission and
~ and Gimblcls. CW0“ Cimls “ml MWSC’ 1'|‘"DS- Brass "cad-"."'"§l° °l"l"'"l>' llclll °""‘Sl“"ll-V "ll ll‘”‘.‘l' . T0 misc 1/ty sex refoi-in and perfect ours - moderate desire. But there are some in the
'l\’iinl_is .\'r Clothes Bruslics,-llorse Combs and Lather -l- L. C. returns his sincere thanks to his friends L. _ I‘ ,d ll , . . , , ' - ,1 1 , b 1- - t 1
fluxes. Bridle Bills and Said lroiis, Glass Knobs and and tho liublic in gQllt‘l‘llli for the liberal Pzitrtinage W‘ -°“°l r C” ll” ll: lllglllllcll “ml l’”‘is'l'li colllllllllllly ll ll’ lave cell l lsllllllolll 9‘
‘-j~,,,,S,;,,g jmns_ ]3,,,¢-1," ](,,;,.,35 and [mu shovcis, he has met iiillisfnce his (ommcticeiiicntin business, Pure as Atiroia’s blush of orient light; Once, are l‘CS0lVe(l the world shall have no
'j;,.,,SS 3,3,5 aim; '_[‘|,;,,,i,(e_B 1,-0,, s(p,;.,-I:-is am: [Jews End lippes by stipclt attpiition and assiduity, to merit Ins”-,,(,[c,], gmuc’ vi,-"mus and ,-cfi,,’,1__ more charms for them. Because they may
-llai-ps. ‘riiit-stones ant eesivax, mo ‘lug la.-ses Gun iiiuaiice o tieir avors. ,, _ , _ ,_ , _ . __ , h -“ not In ,G wk,” the
mid Sleigh Bells. Cork-screws and Jamn Iliioks, N. All kinds ofiiiilitary work done on the short- “Cale” ’ l‘l5l' llesl Slll" ll Hall and bless maul-.ind llol lldvsrll-l‘llI ll fly t_ d ‘l_ I H : ,1 . -Y il”_eSti"_,ltiO"
Buck ‘Saws and Pewter Faucets, Pocket Kiiives est notice.aiiil ll105l.l't'tlSOllill)lel.(!l‘|l1S. Tailors’ triin- lll‘l.Y' eyflle (3 l‘lS lze wl_l l ll’ ‘l “P: D‘ ‘
and Nail-[lo ts, Pail I.ocks and Hair Bl'lI\‘l‘i("S, Stair ‘"1"!-.'5°f“ll ltlmls l\""PlC0HSl€1|11l}' 0" lHlUil- B.[iSCELL 1 and they Plllllsll tllelllselves wllll Scolilllolls’
_ Rods antl Straw Knives. Slates and ll"?-0" 5l""P5- ‘ ’ NY‘ For the consolation of these unhappy ones
- , T°"t!-9 “ml l“")""I=’ P“"‘v Sl"“'°l§ “ml l“‘l l5°ll5= FRESI-I SPRNIG GG()DS. '5" “ ' “‘ ““" "'*‘“" " - ‘"“‘—~*"-~—- ~ we will take a survey of eartli’s pleasing
_ Door Springs and Spectacles, Hand Saws :iiid IIOW TO GET RID OF A DUEL.

;

Tooth Brushes, VVintlow Springs and Furii-.ices
Trace Chains and Shoe Knit es, Steel Sqiiares and
Sasli Pullies, Brass Nails and Ink Powder. Candle-
sticks and Paint Brtislies, Mill Saws and .lack
Kiiivcs, Colii.-e Pots St. l’okcrs, I‘enl{iiivt's and Chalk
].iiies,Tca Spoons and Scissors, Brass Back Saws
iiiitl Chissi.-ls, Copper Tacks and Gou-gee, \Voud
Sitiews and Holland Skates, Window Class ill':(l;(;t|l'l
I-‘liiits, Table Spoons and Aiidirons. Hiding Whips
aiiil Fish Lines, Sliiitter Screws and Cutting Plyers,
Scale Bean-is and Lantliorns, Curry Combs a:.d Saw
Files. Cast Steel antl Bed Cords-, Bed Srr‘i:-ivs and

- llerse Brushes, Sheep Shears iin.l Bellows, Bed Key

and Plane irons, Ctirtain Pins and Slcdgos, Hub
Bands and Dish Kettles, P.i'ent. Butts and Siiulfers,
Flarliolts and Latlier Brushes. Compass Saws and
Wedges, Sauce Pans and Screw Drivers, BliickLcad
and Steel-Yards, Iroi: |"ots and Compasses, Lehigli
(foal and Axes, l-2 Round Files and Table Casters,
Sail Iron Stands and Wagon Boxes, Rat Tail Files
and Iron Casters, Bench Planes and Hinges, '1'r_i ing
Squares and Spiders, Flush Bolts and Ailzes. Hat-
Iers Grates and Lashes, Ditching Spades and Gages,
.Spring Steel and Door Knockers, Segar Tubes and
Trowels, Sash Cords and Spariibles, Steel Traps and
Gate Balls. Shaving Soap and Paper, Trunk Locks
and Oil Cloth, Chest Locks and Whet Stones,

' \l/rought Nails and Trunk Locks, Red Chalk and

Indigo, Bread Trays and Carvers, Pocket Rules and
Sun Glasses. Bottle Corks and Marking Bruslies,
-Cotton Yarn and Dog Collars, Knitting Pins and
-‘Draw Locks,'l'ri'p Hammers and Anvils, &c &c.
The above goods with many more, may be tound
‘at the Store of JACOB SMITI-I.

1 E:\lOVAL.--'l‘he Subscriber begs leave to
say that. he has removed his tailoring estab-
lislimenl into Burralls Block, No 4. next door
west to Midillebrooks and Morris’s store, where
lie intends keeping a good assortment cf cloths
Ctissimcrs. and vesting suitable for Gentlemen’s
.apparrel|,.aiid feels disposed to sell them with or
without making tip, on as good terms as any
rslorc In the County. Gratefnll for past favors he
solicits a continuance of them, and feels safe in
saying that his work slitill be done as well as at
any other establishinent in the countv,&. no pains
shall be spared on his part to pl(.'3S0.lllS custom.
Cl‘S- Ceap, Cheap. Cheap is the common order
uf News Paper pulling, please call and examine
as to the matter of fact.
Norwalk April 6,l833. NOAH S. BAILEY.
T HE Subscriber has just returned from N. York
’ with a new supply of Goods in his line. and
rho intends keeping ti. good assortment of Hats and
’Caps. also it good assortment of Stocks made in the
‘X1105! fashionable style, and of (hc best, |na|oriulg-
Collars and Bosoms very cheap. He has also Gum

J-.lastic Suspender, :1 new article, the best adapted to
Ҥ "f0 of any thing in the market, also a new style
‘°l (»|'.3l'*e for thin Pantziloons, it new article, very
' neat, all of which he feels disposed to sell with as
little profit as any of his neighbors. Please call and
see. Norwalk, June 18. NOAH S. BAILEY. 25

 

its ll! B Mead are new opening a new stock
.1 o of S-priiig and Sllll1lI1"|' Dry-Gooils, which for
style and clicapness, are superior to any now offer-
i-d in this place. Among their stock may be found
2()() Pieces of BROAl)Cl.()'l'llS of cvciycoloiir,
shade and quality, lroiii $1,520 to $3.00 per yard ;
Olive and Brown Petershani : Blk. and FaiicyCol’d
Cassiiiieres and Satiiiets; Elk. and Blue Blk. Silk
Velvet vesting, Fig’tl and Plain Silk do., Valencia
and M:-rseills do, ofall patterns and prices, Cotton
Umbrellas, Traveling Baskets, Oil-Cloth, Paper
Hangings, VVadding, Carpeting, Carpet Yarn, Cot-
ton Yarn ofall nitinbers,Cotton Batting by the Bale
at the loivcst Factory prices, Geiitlcnien's Fur
Hats of the latest N. York Fasliions, a constant
supply for sale cheap, Aye.
SILK GO0DS—Blk. and Co1'd Gros de Naples ;
Blk. aiitl Col’tl Gro tle Berlin’; Blk. and White
French Satin : Col’d Floreiices ; Blk. Sarsiiet ; Blk.
and Col’d-ltalian Ltistriiig; lmitatioii do.; Strip
ped Mourning Silks ; Super Blk. and Fancy Col’d
Italian Cravats ; Blk. Barcelona do.; Spittalfield
I-ldkfs.; Imitation do. ; Fancy Col'tl Ponget-. do. ;
Baiidanna anil Common Flagg do. ;l'i'oin ls 6d tip-
iviirds ; Silk, Crape, Gauze, Mandarine, Velvettcen,
Berage and Poplin Dress Ildl-:fs.: Green Gauze and
Green Barcge Veils ; Blk. and White Bobinet Lace
do. ; 150 Shawls embracing B'k.. White and Scar-
letatid Merino Shawls, from 4-4 to 8-4, warrzinted
wholly free from Cotton, togrther with 4.4 6.4 8.4;
and 12.4 Cashmere do., of almost every colotir
Also, 'l'liibet Wool do. from 4 4 to 8.4 Large Manda-
riiic, Prussian ard Valencia. Shawls; Corded Skirts
Blk. and White Bobinet Lace, all widths; Thread
and Bobinet Laces ; Edgings and footings ;a large
assortinent of Ribbons ; Silk-Braids ; Figltl Swiss
Collars, Silver Thinibles; Scissors; Pocket and
Pen Knives; Net-dlcs, 8z.ci MUSLlNS——Plain and
Fig’d Book and Jaconct Muslins; Plain and Cord-
ed Caniiiric and Medium do; Black and CoI’d Cam-
bric do.; I00 ps. Bleached Sheeting and Shirtiiig;
5 bales Unbleached do.; Burlaps, Onuburgs and
ficklenburgs; 10 ps Odean, Dorchester and Coin-
moii Ticking : 10 ps Plain and Fancy Bang tip
Card; English and American Beaverteen; Fancy
Cantoon; Stormonts; Striped Jean ; Blue and
White do.; Russia Sheeting; Imitation do. ; Brown,
White, and Mined Cotton do: Roiicn Cassimero;
Blue and Yellow Nankeen; Black Prum.1le; Blk.
Princetta Lasting; Black and Col’d Bomliazette;
10 ps Black Bonibazine; Wide French do. for Meiis
wear; Black and Col’tl Merino Cloths an:l-Circas-
txians; Common do.; Brown Holland and Brown
Linen; Linen and Cotton Diaper, from 3-4 to 8-4
wide; VV|iite Satir. Jean; Green and Scarlet Mo-
reen; 3R,ounds fine Irish and German Linen; Fine
Linen Ctiinbric; Fine Linen Collars; Gentle-mcii’s
Velvet, Silk, Bombazine, and Hair Cloth Stocks :
Blk. and Col’d Tabby Velvet; Black mid Blue Silk
Velvet: 500 ps. Light and Dark Calico of c_vcry
pattern, quality, and price; 50 ps. Chiiiua FuI‘nlf|I|‘0
do. ; 50 ps. Plain, Plaid and Striped Fwllcll GU13‘
hams ; American do. i Sattinet all colors, Etc. &.c.:
LAFAYE'1‘TE STORE, V ‘-
First Door North ofthe Mill.

offered by a court of law.

Among the various disqualilications tin-

dcr which the Irish Catholics labored. pre-
viously to the Emancipation Bill, the Dis-
arming Act, prohibited them from having
in their possession any offensive or defeii-
sive weapons, appears to have been not the
least galliug to our Iliberiiian t'ellow-sub-
jects; inasmuch as it debarred in many iii-
stances, in cases of real or supposed ag-

grievanees, from that dernicr resort, which
the iiatives of the “Emerald Isle” have
preferred, from time immemorial, to the
more dilatory as well as uncertain} redress
An ungeneroiis
or timid advcrsar , especially if a member
of the government church, might (as has
been more than once the case) evade a lies-
tils meeting with a Papist, on the ground of
the above mentioned disqualification.
A circumstance of this kind, occurred in
Mallow, county Cork, about the latter end
of the last century, when the appellant de-
vised a whimsical and ingenious expedition
to evade the law, and put himself on a level
with his scruptilous antagonist. Mr. Flynn,
a respectable Catholic hatter, was, or sup-
posed himself grievously insulted by Mr.
Patrick Doolittle, a tailor, of the establish-
ed church. residing in the same town. Hav-
ing iii vain endeavored to obtain satisfac-
tion, (in the natural and etirrent sense of
the word,) and being given moreover to un-
derstand that the orthodox tailor mag1iani-
mously declined giving him the meeting,
for no other reason than lest by so doing,
he should be the proximate cause of subject-
iiig Flynn to the penalties in such case
made and provided, the spirited hatter re-
solved on changing his religion pro tampons,
and actually read his public recantation,
during the morning service, in Mallow
Church. There, as fate would have it, Mr.
Doolittle chanced to be present; and great
was his astonishment and consternation at
the iiiiexpccted, tiiiliopcd for conversion of
his mortal foe to the true faithl Had it
taken place in St. Stephcn’s Chapel, he
wotild, doubtless, have deprecated in Parlia-
mentary language, “indecent haste,” &c.
with which Flynn had deserted his party.
Howbeit the tailor saw and acknowledg-

.-rotwtilk, March 26.

' ed the iieeessity of taking. immediate mea-

thin gs.

At first, there are the pleasures ofsoci'-
i:I_7/, which are neither few nor small. In-
social iiitercourse the feelings are enlivened
—the sad heart forgets to ache, the tearful
eye, to weep—bright thoughts are inter-
eliaiiged—iie\v ideas elicited, or old ones
placed in new light,& we have the two-fold
gratification of pleasing mid being pleased.
Then there are, in the next place, the
pleasures of solitude, which to some minds
are greater than those of society. To hold
communion with ones self—to cull over the
heart’s treasures, and feed upon the joys
which the stranger interineddletli not with
—to wander through the airy fields of im-
agination, and dwell on the past and the
future, till they scent more real than the
present; these are the pleasures of solitude
and are not to be despised. '
Then there are the pleasures of intellectu-
al improvement. These can be appreciated
only by those who have experienced them.
VVe mttst endure the toil ofdiggiiig into the
mines of science, ifwe would kii"o'w the sat-
isfaction ofdrawing out the precious metal.
Whoever once tastes the water ofthe Casti-
lian fouiit will be sure to thirst agaii'i——aiid
there is no danger of its being exhausted
—it is an unfailing spring; we shall per-
haps, be drinking deeper and deeper for
ever. .

Another source of enjoyment which the
world olfers, is found in active enjoyments-
The use of our pwers, either bodily or incu-
tul, is naturaly agreeable, notwithstand-iiig
the propensity to indiilence ‘with wllicli
moralsts have taxed poor htiman iia‘ture.—=
To form schemes, (whether of any great
utility or not) and set in array all the ways
and means for the aeconiplisment ; to watch
their operations, and observe their gradual
approximation towards the desired point,
eauses an excitement in the mind, which is
interesting and perhaps more satis'faetory,
than either of the befo‘re-mentioned pleas-
ures. Besides the happiness which etu-
ployment gives, in itself considered, it does
mtich by prepairiiig us to relish others 01 a
less substantial - nature.

And last, not least, are the pleasures of
friendslnji. Though in full possession of

b

oiisly to setbefore his ctistomers the salutary
thoughts of death, and warn them against
indigestions, for every thing is possible in a
cotiiitry where they pop a tract in your face
at every turn. The poor baker was aston-'-
islied——lie had never troubled l1is_liead about
religion, or indigestioiis, or the final end of
his eustomers—like Caiiniug’s ktiife grinder,
“he had a story to t'cll”——his oven and his
breat “were all the world to him,” that is
almost all the world, for the reader must
know the baker was Parish Sexton,and this
Parish contained a burying ground adjoining
the cliurcli-—some grave stones had been
removed to make room for more recent
rrritfs, new tombs had taken their places
and the old flat stones were tiiriibled into-
the cellar. As it happened the baker-sex-

ton, or if you please sexton-baker, was in
want of stones to mend his oven—lie ‘took
what he wanted with their “liicjacets,”-epi-
taplis and all—tlie mason laid them in the
oven mozmiiug sides upwards, and although

the oven was an excellent one, the bread
was ofii'cu2:——aiid this explainédas how the
baker had served liiscustomers with epitaphs
and death heads, without ever dreaming of
doing “any; sic/i. a tiring.” Ilappily the
frightened public were uiidcceived in time,
for wli'e'n the stones were removed, they eat,
drank, and -were as merry as ever.

RAN1:ioL1»1i1ANA.——Speakiiig of two dis-
tiiigtiislied Virginians (brothers) Mr. Rati-
dolpli said, “ Uiie, sir, is always splitting
hairs, and the other eaii’t hit a door.”

Gen. S of Md. happening to say in
Congress that he was a _“matter-of-fact-
man," Mr. R. observed, “I know that, sir,-
for when the gentlemen has not got a fact,
he makes one.”

“Governor P——- is too heavy for the
turf and too light for the draft.” '

_ After Mr. Monroe, receding from his op-
position to President Madison, took oliicc
under that gentleman, Mr. Randolph, who
had encouraged Mr. Monroe to become a
competitor of Mr. Madison for the Presi-
dency, and had organized a party for him,
deeply resented the defection of his chief.-

to be derived from earthly souces, and have .

the bread away,” says atliird, “there is sor- when suddenly he arose
cor-y in it, and the Devil. was in the dough “You will observe, Mr. Speaker, tlia‘t_I have’
kept the main road of the question, without
deviating to the right, or to the left, in
search of game that would not reward the

S

 

notliirig ofmy dog, sir, dogs are faitlifitl,b‘ut
uieii, Colonel, mt-n,_are faitliless.” .

At an electioiieeriug contest, Mr. R. enu-
mei'at_etl some families in Virgiiiia whose
liereditary patriotism was remarkable. Mr.‘
S who was exerting himself inaiifully
in support of Mr. R’s opponent, rose in

iiiittcd to name his ancestors, the family of
S , Mr. R. immediately complimented
this fitmily in his best style, and tidded, “all
of them have done some service to the
State, except one,” pointing his awful finger
at the uiil’ortuiii_ite Mr. S

A member of the H. of Representatives"
who was constantly in the habit of calling»
for the Previous Question, was also remark-
able for nothing else. l\Ir. R. compared"
him to the Dutclimanls clock,‘ which cter-'
iially sang “euck—oo—:uck~_oo.-”

Some one having remarked that the con-
fusion apprehended from the passage of a
proposed law was only imaginary, for that
its practical operation would be extremely
gentle arid slow. Mr. R. said, “Th-at re-
minds me of the Frenclitnan who pulled the
trigger of his gun g_ra(lii'ally, in order that it-
might go off gradually.”

Mr. Speaker V——-, “This house, Mr.
Speaker, where you and; I__kiiovv that cy-'
phers don’t go" for naught.” _ i
_ After Congress had authorized Presideiit
Madison to repeal by proclamation, during
their recess, the non-intercourse laws of the‘
United States as to France, should she re-"
peal her Berlin and Milan decrees, and as
to England, should she repeal herorders in
council; Bonaparte nominally repealed his‘
decrees, and the President accordingly pro--
claimed that the embargo laws were no lou-
ger in force as to France. Mr. R. was‘ re-"
minded, he said, by these circumstances, f
a convivial society in Richmond, to which
he had belonged when a young man. This;

ker’s mark was singular, it was strange, 'elubliaving fallen into the practice of drink-'
ing too much wine, agreed to drink no
more till it sli_o'iild rain:
di'ouglit ensued, which seemed likely never

An unexpected

The cltib was in dismay, till

Mr. and Mr. , members of the‘
House of Representatives_,- each vehement-

 

ly assailed Mr. Randolph in speeches on

the floorof that house, sparing no bitter-‘

ness of iriveetive, nor extreme of personal-
ity. VVhen he rose to reply, each took a
seat by his side, to slioiv complete fearless-
ness of his expected i"'etort. To the sur-
prise of every one, he spoke to the question
“And tllere is -‘t«'Ilftlie before the House for an hour or two, with-‘
“It is the liicjac- out alluding to either of his antogonists.
” says the The gallery was cliapfallen; _I'Ie. finished
first, “and a dcath’s head too.”—“Tlirow his speech, and had almost gained his seat,

again and said,

Hu1ite_r’s toil.” -
_ Only a day or two before his" death, Mr.
R. is said to have predicted that the United:

States were on the eve of a tremendous in-
ternal disaster.

“Gen. Jackson, sir, is only
a politicalpoultice—when it becomes dry,

the sore will break ottt.”—-VVaslii'.ngton

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A pretty young Miss, of this place, liav-1
inga great anxiety to pay her respects to
the President, walked to the city on ‘the day
of the procession for i that purpose; but
owing to the dense crowd which encompas-
ed him, and being unacquainted with any
one to aid her in her desire; she returned
liome,-cliagrined and disappointed. Deter-_
mined, however, to accomplish the object
of her ardent desire, she again started on
foot for the city the next day, and applied
at the City Hotel for admittance to the_
Presideiit——btit was informed by some of
the attendants, that lie was not theti to be
seen. Still ‘undaunted she bore in mind
the name ofa prominent member of the‘
committee, and inquired if he was present,
requesting at the same time to see him.-'
Fortunately for her, she obtaned an inter’-

view with the committee-man and fcelingly
told the story ‘of her disappointment and
desire. The gentleman bade her to be
seated, and in in a few niinntes she was
usliured into the presence of the Chief
Magistrate. The meeting, no doubt, was
aft;-ting, but whether any social salutations
vi'ei‘e interclianged, our informant saith net.
The President qitestieiied her as to her'

place of residence, &.c., and when the

distance was stated to be six miles, and per-
formed oii foot, the old Chief exclaimed in
his reputed ready ni_anner—‘W liy my dear
madam, had I know it, I would cheei'fiilly
have met you‘ half way !’—— Germantown:

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PROPER R.ESE'l‘MENT.—-Fal'm8l‘ Tidd and
farmer Grail‘ were near neighbors. The‘
fortner was a kind hearted old codger, and
all his affairs wen_t on smoothly. The lat-‘
ter, as his name indicates, was possessed:
oftin erascible disposition, and often at-'

tempted to \vi'angle_ with his worthy neigh-
bor. One day Tidd’s cow got; into Grufl"s.‘.«
cornfield; Gruff procured a large cudgé.,

and went into his enclosure and gave her is

severe pounding.
the bars, shaking her head and making a
ivounderful display oflegs and tail.
iiig one‘ pounding insufficient, Grutf drove‘

Poor old briimmie leaptf
Think-

her to peiifold, and left her in - coiifinementv

to rtiminate on her pitiable .conditi0ii.—
Having" sated his vengeance on the poor

animal; lie went to discharge a volley at her
owner. “Neighbor Tidd,” said he, in
great rage, “I caught your cow in my corn-.

field this morning, and I gave her it good"

drubbing', andtheii drove her to the pound ;"
and I’ll do it again if I catch-her there any
more, so yoii’d better take eire of her.” The.

Mr. Monroe one day made a good natured

all others, the .flb§t=I!99 Qfthis Illalficfi? 0; Yif‘

remark about Mr. Randolph’s dog. “Say

other replied very calmly, “Friend Gruti_',_Jl
found two of your cattle in my garden the

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anger, and complained that Mr. R: had 0-